The FUNNIEST FAKE Minecraft 1.19 Speedruns...

minecraft 1.19 is finally out and with it comes a whole new wave of speed runs trying to get a new world record today we're gonna be checking out some of the funniest fake speed runs that have already been submitted for minecraft 1.19 the first totally real definitely not fake in any way 1.19 speedrun of the day is from static 9 who tries his best to cover up his cheats but it wasn't quite good enough he starts by loading into the game and breaking a tree he even has the timer going this is looking pretty legit so far he walks away from the tree and starts to craft he places the logs in the crafting grid and gets a crafting table uh what well that's probably just a glitch with 1.19 you know new version and all it's it's gonna have some bugs anyways he tries crafting a pickaxe but he can only get a hoe nobody wants a hoe he freaks out a bit and runs back to the tree where he realizes he left some of the wood that he mined from before how could he forget that he picks up the wood ah that makes more sense yeah i thought he mined more than just the the two blocks that he had in his inventory this amount feels uh definitely more correct especially all the different types yeah that makes sense he gets crafting then leaves the bench and is somehow teleported to a completely different area and now has a wooden pickaxe or maybe we weren't supposed to notice that never mind he heads into the mine to get some cobble he starts mining and suddenly gets dirty cobblestone a gift from god i i i mean a drouth what a nice guy again he opens the grafting table and suddenly has a full set of stone tools and stone blocks but he forgets to cover one key piece of evidence he starts recording before the message saying that he just changed his game mode to survival had disappeared so it's pretty obvious that he was in creative mode he runs back into the mine then somehow finds a natural piece of glowstone in the cave he digs straight down and falls into a secret room and finds a gift from santa cruz it says merry chrislamas he opens the chest and gets a bunch of iron a bunch of stacks of iron nuggets and one full stack of ingots he takes the ingots and can't contain himself he looks behind him and there he is santa cruz just breathe in okay that was a close one after collecting his thoughts he realize he's been magically granted a full set of iron tools probably a parting gift from santa cruz he builds out of the mine and there's a cut and he's back on the surface he runs over and absolutely destroys a squid and gets 256 muttons somehow wow that's one meaty squid right there another cut wait where'd the timer go another cut static runs into a village at night for a while then stumbles upon a village hut with a chest finally i didn't think we were gonna meet our quota for at least two totally legit chests per speed run he opens the chest right next to a sleeping villager who i assume owns the contents of said chest and finds a full set of diamond armor and tools he's really moving up in the world he's gone from rags to riches real quick and i bet that villager is not going to be too happy when he wakes up because static puts on all the armor and again teleports out of the hut we can see the background change and now it's day boy time really does fly when you're opening op loot chests he runs around the village for a bit then dream randomly appears in the sky and drops him a full stack of obsidian uh i mean do i even need to keep saying that it's like the 15th time he's done that at this point he builds the nether portal uh uh who's gonna who's gonna tell him the portal is just a tiny bit too small dream helps him out and fixes the portal and also drops him a flint steel convenient this has got to be one of the wildest but also slowest speed runs i've ever seen honestly if you see something i miss let me know in the comments i think there's just too much to keep track of at this point he gets into the nether and actually has to explore for a bit the stronghold or bastion just doesn't spawn right next to the portal so you gotta show him some respect for that he digs a hole by crimson forest and uh uh okay never mind just just forget what i just said this guy is shameless i guess he just teleported right to a stronghold he finds some blazes and definitely doesn't cut to hide a death and there's a bunch of blaze rats on the ground wow he's really good at the game he finds a piglet and trades with it yeah nothing nothing weird going on here nope definitely not holy moly what a generous penguin who would have thought he just gets absolute op drops here full netherright armor and ender pearls is that allowed he cuts and uh returns to his totally uh normal nether portal ready to leave the nether he crafts the eyes and gives one a toss and of course these are specialized that teleport him directly to the portal he digs down finds the portal and heads into the end the ghost of dream is by his side and ready to help him and he starts zooming into the dragon's lair man has no will to fool anyone anymore now and is just flying around in creative mode until he defeats the dragon which he did in just two hits might i add he slowly descends into the portal until uh what a run from static i could barely tell that one was fake really really close to fooling me i think what gave it away was the the timer disappearing um i'm just kidding uh all right anyways on to the next run our next speed run of the day comes in from certus and i promise this one is a little bit better at least at hiding that it's fake well maybe actually not this is this one's pretty bad too circus loads into the game which is in italian i didn't know they had minecraft there the more you know certain spawns right into a village how lucky guess we're going back to the roots here he occasionally starts by setting his game mode back to survival yeah you didn't see anything he hops down and finds a chest right away that says happy birthday how'd they know it was my birthday anyways certain owns the chest and gets before we see what op loot he gets leave a comment letting me know what you think and we'll see how close you are also leave a like while you're down there and subscribe too why not certain opens the chest and finds a full set of netherrite armor ender pearls some netherride tools and chicken he gets all the goods and runs away to find a fully built nether portal although it's not lit wait there's a sign that says nether i guess he's just going to teleport through there like a a real portal i i mean like one that doesn't need to be st like you know like the the game portal where you just walk through you know wow he's in and already finds a bunch of blazes he gets the rods and gets out of there he crafts the eyes and finds a sign that says think to the end he follows it and like two blocks after is a fully natural end portal right there in the nether i've never seen an end portal in the nether like that before get it because he said he was in the nether even though he's actually not and it's just an elaborate ruse to fool the viewer into thinking that he is when he's just walked through an empty portal and it doesn't actually teleport him to the nether and it is in fact still in the overworld and as such due to the transitive property so is the end portal a very very funny twist to the speedrun you gotta love italian humor well uh any anyway uh anyways he loads into the portal and the screen fills with static uh okay uh what just happened there i guess we have to try again ah there we go he jumps into the portal and gets to the surface of the end he finds the dragon right by the perch can he get the one cycle he walks up uh the i mean the ender dragon looks a little different in 1.19 but hey uh it does say the name right above it so who am i to judge he does get the one cycle and jumps into the portal beating the game what a run it's all over now just like this video subscribe

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Length: 8min 57sec (537 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 15 2022