The Funniest Dream SMP Introduction Ever

i don't have piss on my neck it's it's a condition you can have a condition if you can't we on yourself then go it's a condition i joined the dream smp server admittedly enough this was a while back but since then so much has changed and i'm ready to show you my journey through all these changes and show you how i managed to climb my way up to ultimate power in the server also if you're not already make sure to subscribe to the channel if you enjoy the content and if you want to see my progress in the server also it's free and it helps me quite a lot let's get started with the video hey how's everyone doing today i'm excited to be back on board with business chat we're gonna hop on the server on the dream team smp server oh yeah braces reveal because i got my braces off i got burly whites i got one of those like toothpaste smiles dude the stock images of like people smiling i'm clean man i'm clean when you spawn in the forest man they block you out with a wall why is that the first thing i see getting blocked out by a wall man that's not cool you might not be aware but what we're trying to start here is i wouldn't say gang we're trying to start out something here chad where the [ __ ] are the people is this a rock server big huge server hello hi hello i just want to ask a question who thought it was a good idea that the first thing you'd greet a person with in this server would be a massive wall around them and them having to cross it across parkour whose idea was that i want to know that yeah i know i was dreaming we got to speak this through all right tommy like what's going on man listen to me who's been acting like a maniac with no reasoning all right mafia money but oh my dream original is that real yeah this is are you pointing at me with a gun turbo you didn't take anything out those chests did you no we didn't no those chests didn't take it i didn't take it and he didn't even care turbo i want to ask you something where the [ __ ] did you get all that money from it's dreams money and we can't take it turbo what's stopping me from opening one of those chests and taking some of that get out get out ah turbo you're so [Music] i'm screaming swearing tommy from the dirty crime child what do you mean stop swearing on you tommy did you hear i shouted tommy i'm not going to lie your mom sounds a lot tougher than you why don't we get her on the camera whilst we're here because i actually haven't done that much but i want to go look at that wood penis who can build that exactly let's see who's on the server right now we got two bow fundy all right listen fellaini let's do some [ __ ] crime maybe we just go in mug funding i mean we need money for our startup of the cartel not just funding because fundy looks pretty weak we can't bully the people that can't defend themselves otherwise all the time this is a shank use it that's called a shank i say we make a huge cartel base underground with no reasoning to it because what are people intimidated by long tunnels women we make a long tunnel full of fake women we make it amazed we're just going to make like scarecrows of women you go around here you go see in 30 fake women then they give us your money tommy that sounds like it would only work on you so this is day one we got to know the server a little bit we got to know the uh boundaries of the map you know see where it leads see where it takes you the good toll day two is when the show begins tommy and that's when the cartel rises so yesterday what i did was i built my own house i made a beverly hills mansion and yeah this is what i have so far one wood door it has the official license because you need licensing it's also got the uh beverly tommy thank you tommy listen i'm showing my people the beverly hills mansion that you and my brother asked me for can you show me the beverly hills yeah yeah yeah come on over where are you i'll pick you up what the [ __ ] wait wait wait go like that go like that look at me look at me you've got piss on your neck go like that oh why would you say that in front of all my friends tommy come on how incredibly loud you were okay okay you know what tommy you know what forget it there's a code then you're not allowed in all right we'll take a look now i've realized you have piss on your neck you smell so stunning not bad not bad everyone's going piss neck piss look how normal my neck looks i gotta see this come on look at me you're getting a bit close to my neck why do you actually have piss on you i don't have piss on my neck it's it's a condition you can have a condition if you can't we on yourself then go it's a condition come inside come inside hold on hold on wait wait no you gotta knock first you're not gonna knock you've literally just said come inside i need i need you to knock it oh my god it's a condition people's homes you have a real funny voice thank you tommy thank you i've just turned you down significantly i died that's just offensive to me my voice is also a condition something i can't fix what we've got to do is basically we ain't making enough money but we've got to make a drug lab and sell drugs jesse we have to make matt jesse actually maybe not think man going to call you jesse from now on i'm walter if you're going to call me jesse i'm going to call you piss no no my name's water a real hog chest hey jesse my insurance won't cover my condition jesse i have to make drugs jesse that's not a condition that's just a okay yeah i know i've been live for like almost two hours i don't have time for wait oh oh wait skeppy wants to 1v1 me for ten thousand dollars big q right now i really don't feel like skeppy understands how streams work because he's just messaging like so do you want to do this 1v1 on 1.8 until one point right now we're going to place this here we need to cook some drugs what are we gonna sell our drugs to i'm trying to get skeppy on but he keeps just trying to give me ten thousand dollars dude the perfect customer he has money to buy our drugs with we charge him an incredible amount of money ten thousand ten thousand okay he's uh is he calling he's getting called i gotta check him i gotta check him you're just making beep sounds [ __ ] motorcycle dumbass [Music] okay okay there we go we got a desk there's a desk i'll give you these drugs for ten thousand real life dollars is that a deal okay you give me the drugs let me look at it first i need to know what i'm buying i'll give you one test drug hold on hold on before you hand them over we just we just gotta make sure there's no funny business i'll remember anywhere i'm not just remember if you run with it big you will kill your entire family you can give it one sniff it's an upfront pay oh boys i'll give you three and you give us you give me ten thousand dollars yes okay i gotta go this [ __ ] guy you see what you did tommy where's our [ __ ] money stop me where's my buddy let me i will fight you for the ten thousand dollar i will thank you here's what's happening i'm gonna 1v1 skeppy for the drugs you and bad boy hailer now by the way i did a video called i kept swearing at babble halo and it actually got unlimited ads so oh no that's actually really bad ladies and gentlemen oh god oh god the spirit of john lennon is with me the spirit of john lennon say that say that to me repeatedly the spirit of joel lennon is with you john lennon he's an idiot he's an idiot oh my god 10 thousand dollars being all right all right all right let's get ready to rumble i don't know if that's the way it starts tommy does something stupid bro no building he's raging he's raging what no building what's the point of craft but i can't mine tommy gets close tommy swings his so what happened the first few seconds tommy did uh be quiet again his defenses are down tommy he has a condition he doesn't have as much swag as me the only fans he gives him to hold him off you i need to hold him off a punchy middle oh tommy runs around the man with the only fan's cape he's slashing his face slashing his legs his legs seem to be broken yes they are twisted in every way possible someone gets skepia wheeled here something's going on here there's ten thousand dollars on the line and you're making me laugh big you hold him off please with the only fans cape he runs after tommy this is a marathon of some sort what do you mean you idiot what do you mean he's gonna get 10 000 this is really embarrassing for tommy i am a 1.8 player you idiot this isn't a good look i don't understand how you do my entire chat is putting bets on skeppy sorry tommy hey skeppy give me a slice of those 10 grand for doing nothing absolutely nothing at all how about that skeppy skeppy try me check this out no armor no nothing ten thousand dollars on the line check this out ready let's go yeah we'll do a first of five thank you i'm really not sure you're gonna win this you're the one with the budget pal i'm just gonna do my thing let's go let's go did you send bad the discord yes i want him in i want to do 2v2 when that boy halo joins it's funny when you swear him if he goes or we we won no no guys don't do that no hey bad boy halo what do you think of the word poo language what do you think of the word oh my god tommy i'm just not going to say language to you anymore what words are we supposed to not not say i've said so many words in my life we know what not to say then what if i scream if you see k while fighting what if i do that what if he does that let's let our axes speak for us uh they are an inanimate object uh they can't speak for sentences go stand on your cube wait big come over here when times get tough you go down there okay okay got it all right three two one get in the hole get the hole get in the hole this is just like in the village where did you quickly go i don't know just kill wait thomas wait wait thank you thank you that was the plan what the [ __ ] are you doing my flash is burning did we win skeppy skeppy 1v1 bad tommy tango for 10 grand yeah i'll donate you tommy five hundred dollars he went from ten thousand five hundred because he was scared you kind of had not kind of yeah but bad's better than you what no he's not i got like ten dollars in a taco bell coupon on bad boy halo come on dad don't let me down come on bad cover me big q big q cover me go fast hold him off big hold him off you're ready you ready you ready wait he punched it that's not fair that's not fair you can't punch him he's a little buffing head he keeps running he keeps running like a little [ __ ] i'm sorry that that died that's a little that was a little much my bad my bad am i muted i'm muted tommy's running like a little good fight good fight you kept running a marathon tommy tommy i'll give you one more 1v1 if you win this i'll give you a thousand i've already donated a thousand to your stream before i'll do it again donate it to my stream skeppy no this is for the content boys he kind of got you maybe you should give him five thousand for that yeah come on at least at least hold on i wanna fight you i actually want the donation from you skeppy so i'm gonna go ahead and make my attempt i gotta put uh i have the tiger midi just to be super concentrated so like just give me one second no it works hey hey but you can't you can't regenerate health that's a condition skeppy i can't eat no no no no no no no keep this health you have already and let's do this all right let's go let's go [Music] come on come on crazy hit the crib he's pretty good [Music] [ __ ] it no okay please still donate please please turn into my stream please get him boys get him [Laughter] this isn't fortnite yeah but it is hey skeppy i still see no donation of yours pop up on my stream what's going on scuffy one sec focusing tell me number one to a thousand um disguise i'll donate two dollars two dollars let's go baby that's a win for me tommy i made profit today today i've been trolled i've made profit today between us today was not tommy and it's best day tommy how i heard skeppy crying skeppy just talking about wedding to me dude that means he lost today i've made four dollars of profit yeah this is this is my specialty tommy that's what i love to see oh what a day [Music]

Channel: QuackityTwo

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Id: 0XKF0ZxihpA

Length: 15min 24sec (924 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 01 2020