I Dropped 10,000 Anvils on a HACKER

this story starts with failure I was in a competition to trap my friends the last one standing wins but my trap was so close to working nearly got him yeah no it was an embarrassing failure but to make matters worse they kept making fun of me Jerry and I liked your video I like when you failed shut up planet Lord you tried to get me with a stair trap bring bring that's the baby's calling they want their idea back so I tried more traps this one you think if you break the diamond block you die but it's actually the blocks around it that are trapped how did this not kill him he literally stepped on a land mine but I realized I was thinking too small I was using a sniper rifle to shoot a rat a stupid little rat so what if the Trap was big and no better way to put this it's like we're carpet bombing them with Anvil mathematically if we drop enough eventually they'll die I wanted 10 000 anvils because it's a lot and it looks good in the title but I did the numbers and uh oh that's a lot more iron than I thought but we needed 10 000 anvils because the odds of hitting someone with just one is nearly zero I know that because I tried okay but in my defense he was already looking up at a giant Wormhole above me I don't know how it got there freaking Frank what am I supposed to say about this it's a wormhole I assume the Wormhole wasn't built rather placed in the server because one man spoke has found access to an exploit on This Server this exploit basically gave him the power to do whatever he wanted it's kind of like being the president so the Trap where people and I confronted the server owner to be like hey man you should ban this guy which parrot the server owner responds I can't and we were like what did he pay you off and he's like no I banned him and then he unbanned himself sure now there's an Unstoppable God running around the server but that didn't quench my thirst for crushed by Anvil blood so I built an iron farm that would produce the iron equivalent of 130 anvils an hour that doesn't make it seem like a lot but that's a lot of iron by the end of Saturday I was 90 five percent done with the farm it then took two more days to move six villagers there weren't any excuses I was just being lazy but I knew I couldn't get away with that because there was a rumor at the time spreading around that the server is ending in six days now I thought that was hyperbole people have been saying that for months but then something terrible happened Drake joined the server at this point I realized I'm incredibly behind so I panicked and started asking if anyone had iron sitting around risking my opponents finding my plan but even after a year in the season nobody had an iron farm or at least a useful one I'd be told oh I have an iron farm at an old base you can take all the iron from that all 70. thanks Prince Sam can't wait to craft two anvils so that then led me to a voice call where I lamented to my friends that freeloaders aren't getting the respect they deserve these days but my friends responded hey you know if spoke owes you a favor you could ask him to exploit some iron for you that was a brilliant idea but sadly spoke didn't owe me a favor so I lied and said he did hey you guys you know how you told me to ask spoke for all the iron yeah he literally just gave it all to me shouldn't complain spoke did save me a bunch of time but he put the iron in the most inconvenient spot and only enough that I could craft 8 000 anvils guys I can't put that in a title nobody will click if it's less than five digits so I was back to my iron farm which now produces 3 000 iron an hour all I had to do to finish the farm was get enough bread to feed the villagers so they would give birth to six more that sounds incredibly simple right yes absolutely but it took me until Wednesday to complete that three days before the server ends it's not like I was lazy on purpose I just couldn't be bothered but deep down I knew I needed to stop being lazy but being lazy is too fun so I held my own intervention who should be on the intervention team now I'm the only person that's going to be there but don't include anyone who your loved one dislikes shoo my sabotage the intervention oh shoot now I don't know how but it worked I had put together a plan that didn't just consist of existential dread one item we needed for the Trap was a lot of scaffolding so I harvested the bamboo from the local wine the world is bamboo growing here that really every server has then stole string from an abandoned mob farm then on my way home I passed by that giant Drake pixel art and noticed he is looking pretty whitewashed so I uh I harvested Drake's face for iron what in the world is this video moving on wait wait wait wait wait wait what did I just find there's literally a just a command block here how to break command blocks is that a thing wait a minute brilliant idea I'm gonna go steal some Redstone real quick this is how we summon him what if we got two of these going wait what he stopped it I think that's a win I actually kind of needed that besides a few more tasks I'd finally put in enough time to get everything for the Anvil trap but then I received a call from the other trap War members about the Wormhole that I said we shouldn't worry about we should worry they said in three days spoke is going to open the Wormhole letting in hundreds of content creators with the soul goal to kill us now when I say ass I don't mean 100 Youtubers to kill the 25 members I mean us three specifically there's literally a bounty on our head all because we said that we are against exploits but am I wrong though I need to record this crap oh yo how do I get I need to get to the nether room oh no oh no what is this thank God what is this doing what is what is oh and as close that stuff is but I'll be so excited to go back to normal lifestyle oh yeah yeah I bet you're sick of it too so listening to my intuition I leaked my entire trap plan to the three of them here's the thing if I was going to survive with bacon and Planet I couldn't be trying to kill them at the same time oh wow what happened here but I had a goal and I wasn't going to throw all of this away because guess what hundreds of people joining the server to kill us kinda sounds like hundreds of targets oh another button this this should not be here oh my oh my goodness who's God now huh so I'm just gonna leave this bee and let everyone else deal with this what ruins an anvil trap is when you drop five of them but because they stack only two hit the target that's why I damaged the Anvil so close to Breaking that a tender sneeze could destroy them so when it fell onto our Target it would break fall break fall break dead the first method to damage the anvils was to drop them onto a lower platform then collect them all to drop again bacon waffle showed up to help but only ended up saying dude you're so dumb you could make this much easier with redstone so I was like oh how and he was then like I don't know that's your problem uh oh this is it this is the Anvil breaker just right above the poverty line what it does is you drop the anvils they fall take damage then get pushed to drop again take another thing of damage then Falls onto a torch which turns them into an item to go into a chest I know it's ugly but it worked so well except for the times it didn't but it broke all 9 000 anvils yes I lied in the title Frick you that checked everything off the list so I looked for a spot for the Trap until oh my goodness the Wormhole opens in an hour so I built the Trap right where I was the spot was an open field near spawn so that couldn't be a bad idea it was a bad idea see it's right next to spawn what if people find the Trap when I'm not here which is likely it's a giant Tower and the odds they don't break the scaffolding all I'm saying is winning 7.5 trillion has happened before there might have been enough time to move the Trap but I was just already so stressed and dead set on just getting this trap built that I just put it where stood and then I left it unsupervised to go meet up with the three heart Trio they gave me 10 extra hearts and then we just kind of sat around and sang Our kumbayas just waiting for the Dreadful Wormhole to open all right who's ready to figure out what the wormle is everyone's Frozen okay welcome to the Wormhole okay okay guys this is it this is real we knew this was gonna happen which is why we've been preparing so hard Geniuses people say there is no greater Calamity than to underestimate the strength of your enemy we did exactly that yeah it turns out our targets are getting nether right we can't take a 4v100 so we thought we could just run away there is no greater Calamity than to underestimate the strength of your enemy what clown beers just can't support it to us and for me to mark Prometheus they can teleport to us so we tried fighting in the river nobody was trained for this it was incredibly laggy but there is no greater Calamity oh wait this guy kind of sucks boremi thinks he can shoot me in the water now I just left mid-fight because I don't care to kill the exploiters I needed to check on my Anvil trap cowardly maybe but you know what they say ruling a big kingdom is like cooking a small fish I don't know what that means we took a wide path around the world spawn to get to the Anvil trap so nobody would see us once we concluded that the Anvil trap was gone which oh sorry big surprise we tried to get out as fast as possible to set up another trap well until spoke put another Bounty for nuclear weapons on our head I had three people on my tail but look at this they were doing no damage bro they have done two hearts of damage to me this is awesome it turned to six they were nakeds but nothing scared me I guess that's why they called her Delilah dah oh frick that was not the worst thing to happen we re-geared to build the Trap so spoke leaked our new spawn and the exploiters camped it we got back together and our straight up coordinates got leaked constantly I think I got away nope ten gods are after you let's be honest the anvils were more of a distraction than anything those can't kill God but at this point we don't have to how embarrassing would it be if you had insta kill weapons but you still got hit by three little children's anvils so we met up at an old base of ours for one last attempt come here Planet Lord okay take these let's get started this is so stupid yeah it's awesome I had no idea we're putting so much trust in these people to not knock this down early yeah I know that's why I said me too bacon me too there's no way people walk under this like in what Universe wait just crossed wrong all right so what if we're doing okay so we're just gonna be standing in the middle and we're just like so someone's down in the hole and they're like Prince Zam will be like I'm gonna come kill them or Zam in there yes well it's just Zam needs to be under these anvils is this enough I think it's enough yeah in what Universe does this work do people fall for this oh this is fire what do you mean here's the thing here's the thing but if you're chasing someone you're not gonna be oh looking up you're looking at them yeah this is just like a Biff unfinished build project okay so we're gonna have him leak the chords a little bit farther away and then yeah yeah they're gonna look up man oh shoot they're honest dude you need more you need more oh I got caught oh yeah he's stopping me thanks oh my God go go go go go oh my God you did not break it oh shoot please it worked oh my God there is no greater Calamity than to underestimate the strength of your enemy wow I am glad that trap worked out the entire time man I was so worried I'd have a terrible ending to this video I was gonna say goodbye here but that felt incredibly tacky so outro [Music] ha

Channel: Yeah Jaron

Views: 898,158

Keywords: haha, funy, sily, humerus

Id: 87RbQzoLw7Q

Length: 13min 0sec (780 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 12 2023