The Evolution Of Tom Cruise

you guys really are Cowboys put your problem Kazansky you're everyone's problem that's because every time you go up in the air you're unsafe I don't like you because you're dangerous that's right nice man I am dangerous what's all on sale you're walking with a clean let me tell you guys eight years old and I was into RC you're full of it oh I'm serious a little old pile of newspapers you ever try to light a whole pile of wet newspaper see she smokes like crazy in honor of this auspicious occasion major Moreland your presence is requested in the hallway I want to believe if I didn't see any papers tell me 20 boy what's it like being a hero huh what a hero man you know like a big shot II I mean with my really I really see this got the same style you just done it the way I've taught you and study you away they never would have been down there in the first place and they never would have scored and we would have won that game oh yeah well if you'd had riflemen hold on to the ball then we would have won the game we didn't quit you quit do you like it is a sweet I know someone sweeter well we started up on his six when he pulled through the clouds and then I moved in above well if you were directly above him how could you see him because I was inverted what were you doing there yeah yeah okay communicating keeping up foreign relations you know giving him the bird okay look Eddie okay it's my attitude right okay from now on had a video already nonno's you always do what you wanna do don't tell me if I say you do this you do then tell me that I try the dryer I try to do everything that you tell me to do there you go right yeah you're dancing is it yeah dance want to close your hand here just like that didn't turn me like this okay turn this is dance this is dancing we think that leg yours we get you out of here - we want my leg what what my leg Wow you can't feel it no how's my leg I want my leg you understand can't you understand that alls I'm saying is I want to be treated like you would be I fought for my country I'm a Vietnam veteran it's nothing I can't do with the race car well that's the difference between you and me there's only so much I can do that's obvious Harry he doesn't need to appreciate your job to here we sure as hell doesn't have any expect a race if you don't know what a race car can and can't do what is this [ __ ] huh you want me to work the pit you drive fine we'll try that tell me you're like my heart not slapping ass say it say you like my hat you're not wearing a hat say it why can't you say it sunny why did you say you like my hat I get to say it like my shirt you want answers I think I'm entitled you want and I bought the truth you can't handle the truth did you order the Code Red I did the job did you order the tow-rope god damn right I did that's insane I thought of every possible way here in the Caymans in Washington that's all I've done try to think of a way out if we run they find us I'm not absolutely nothing I wasn't given a choice remember but you must know something about the meaning of it all why should I know these things do you know him no I got out of the car I went to the bridge he said someone was just that I was on the bridge there was nobody on the bridge what happened to Jim wake up Clair Jim's dead they're dead they're all day Oh show me the money show me the money I think if you don't show me Jerry yeah Oh you you let's get down to brass tacks let's get right down to it boys this get right down to it men are [ __ ] what men are [ __ ] where's it that what they say is that because we do bad things don't we we do horrible heinous heinous terrible things things that no woman would ever do Hey don't do this John don't run you don't have to chase me you don't have to run everybody runs Fletch you know we'll catch everybody runs doesn't have to be like this John everybody rats yeah baby yeah your homey my briefcase is your briefcase yeah it is why you want a bag don't you what else you got for me huh God you can do this you can hate me you can hate me go but I love you nightlight if you do the ad I need to be want to see this sticker reduce if your sister please let me go you need to let me go where is it look at me where the hell is a gimmick stay with that I'm gonna kill you less you ever God I'm gonna hate don't do this just let it go I promise you promise you I can figure out how to get with him I'm now the American people need to understand it is not only our choice to stop these insurgents but our moral obligation we simply cannot allow their form of evil and terror to spread a through precise military action we will take the essential first step you paying attention talking chief that's how you get along with no more frequent flat [ __ ] miles from my boy oh yeah Leia Leia you listen to me never mind Germany never mind Europe your life is its thing now if you want to live with it tonight you'll do exactly as I say the second you hang up the phone initiate Valkyrie in France name given the choice to join us or place him under immediate arrest you understand your good friend Oh June Oh George Judy beautiful dress by the way one second your lines not long enough I'm a cowboy honesty okay now we know who's who let's get this done have it any of you met me before [ __ ] I don't know exactly yes thank you your name is Nancy your Bibble kibble Kimmel you fight balls out literally for it Skinner Griff your he doesn't talk much but there's a car game under the bed thanks a lot [ __ ] huh Kimmel's working our flush spades still clubs and you're gonna make him eat those cards am i right thank you hey way to go you're supposed to be watching them are you think about eyes in the back in the air how's it going don't show me drop back I like being followed

Channel: Burger Fiction

Views: 74,613

Rating: 4.9687772 out of 5

Keywords: tom cruise, tom cruise supercut, evolution of tom cruise, jack reacher, mission impossible, top gun

Id: SyTeXsS97iQ

Length: 13min 47sec (827 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 01 2016