THE EVOLUTION OF FORTNITE LOVE... (A Fortnite Movie)

welcome to the Valentine's Day special wait wait wait let's go out what did we get here job Steve we're on air my name's Rachel fine but this is Steve yeah yeah hello what what what's going on it's time to go over some of our favorite love stories I don't like love stories oh come on Steve everyone loves love stories it's got love with the name Valentine's a stupid Rachel it's just a cheap way to sell greeting cards and chocolates sounds like someone forgot to buy sunstrider a gift shut up dude our first love story is the highest people in town drifted leeks season Sammy baby whoo what are you talking about Chef Steve we're about to roll the clip hmm I hope sus writers right her idea is either genius or insane oh my god what is that is that a Yeti perfect can't think of anything more dangerous than that hey you mr. Yeti hmm yeah that's right I'm talking to you don't you want a nice meal I'm serving up myself on a platter don't you want to chase me around and you know eat me oh great the one Yeti I find he's a pacifist I'm never gonna find a girlfriend now [Music] yeah I'm sorry I didn't oh geez maybe this wasn't the greatest of ideas after all stupid satisfied putting these horrible ideas in my head huh don't please God help stay away from me Oh a chevon I can hand out there the Yeti chasing what is going on out here oh my god let me in please Trog are you chasing this guy Trog well you did dump snow on his head you could understand that thing his name is truck he's not a thing you named it mmm yes Trog I see where you're coming from okay I'm sorry truck I didn't mean to upset you he forgives you it's wrong really is a a gentle creature a gentle giant sorry for disturbing such a graceful creature speaking of graceful what's your name oh I'm links links I'm like it I'm drift hi I like your kitsune mask it's it's very becoming it Thanks I like your kid who do you think I guess we're just a couple of mammals hey you know what I love cats they're my favorite animal I love cats too boy we have so much in common yeah this this is my favorite outfit I am I don't usually wear it around people they um they make fun of me make fun of you why would they do that it's so cool thank you wait so you really like it yeah of course like I said I love kenneth's I'm not entirely sure what he's saying but I think he's trying to tell me to ask you out that's not what he said it all but um I'm inclined to say yes great so Strider was right after all Sunstrider oh it's nothing come on let's go let's go together there's food in the fridge strog thinking you owe me for me isn't in my birthday cuz I got it silly looking like a gift for me after this me baby don't be shy get in my groove now don't be sad [Music] you could be the first in the second and the third and the rest [Music] did you [Music] you could be the one [Music] [Applause] [Music] Wow we've been skating all day it's already nighttime well time flies when you're having fun right that must be the case I'm having the best time of my life oh I am too drift I mean I'm not really one for physical activity but I'm with you sure Lynx I know this might be rushing things but would you like to keep going out with me you know as boyfriend and girlfriend [Music] wait really you're like the coolest guy I ever met of course I'm gonna say yes yes oh this is awesome yeah I can't believe it my first boyfriend all my blog followers are gonna love this come on Lakes just 1000 more steps feel that burn oh yeah you've got this [Music] we're here at the top you did it links well I guess that makes me the Queen I'm not too sure how I feel about that what next here oh boy well you got to the top but you've got many exercises to do oh there's more being a superhero means a lot of physical activity oh well I guess my computer chair can wait a little bit longer now links work it out okay yeah keep it up motivational support yeah that was great links will wrap up for today thanks this shoe does not respond well to sweat speaking of these things what are these things Romans laser sharks I always told them they were a stupid idea stupid idea [Music] honey this might not be the best time but [Music] your skin is so beautiful please sorry that just came off weird I don't know how to say this Lakes will you marry me um not the response I was expecting is that a yes oh I'm the happiest man in the world oh yeah he's not invited to the wedding hello and welcome to driftin Lynx's wedding to cat people married in holy matrimony oh that makes sense thank you all for coming everyone I see that Holman made it despite not being invited the world he tried to kill us with laser sharks earlier brought you two together that's my fellow adopted father always thinking of his kid how you been omen yeah I'm really sticking with it now I'm a minister or something where have you been like my fiance said I just want to thank you all so much for coming without all of you our lives would not be as special as they are I can't believe this is happening I know I'm so excited whoa yes this is so very very exciting that's not what I meant but this is fine this is all fine I'm great with it Vittoria looks kind of worried that Carbide had killed you trying mr. Boies Network it's me vertex also on the wedding you go dressed vertex you made it miss it for the world I do have friends after all that our murderous psychopath identity you have to say that fine allegedly we're all allegedly murderers one time or another thank you fire so I guess it typically are you getting the chance to me it made sense I mean you usually ever don't do these things oh yes you can be Fargo I'm not being the flower girl hmm there you are links with this ring I promise to love you forever man those were the most beautiful words I ever heard I know preaching I got robbed a there and now it's time to make you man and wife drift do you take links to be your lawfully wedded wife yes yes I do great no links do you take this guy my son or whatever to be your lawfully wedded husband of course I do then by the power invested to me by the John wick Institute of marriage you may kiss the bride yeah yeah kisses make our teacher oh so beautiful know that I still haven't kissed a girl yet another happy ending just like my home and snubbers Dover taste you don't always have to be on you know I mean yeah well that's it successful kiss no assassinations this is the most successful fortnight wedding ever the end I haven't done the research yeah if you were keeping up-to-date on that that's not really where we're at right now but you should probably just watch the rest of the episodes sweetie go Becca remember our romantic love tale I mean I remember what you're referring to you but I don't remember a big good [Music] oh my god it's the real America of little of 180 Omega what happened at my wall what what did you guys do yes Steve Rachel fly for the last time I'm not like you paid it on me whoa did you say uh Rachel five genre told me about you all good things I hope uh what Rachel flower I think we should get out of here if he's talking about this John what guy again let's get much chance he's uh not too bad on the eyes welcome to the Omega house really lovely you've done with the place hey Rachel I've check it out that's for you Oh Omega wow thank you yeah see it's like this edgy heart that's sort of like like a token of my love or something I don't know it's pretty cool though Omega this is this isn't really quite something yeah I have a rough exterior but I'm actually quite the romantic oh I can tell you're probably just a big old softie inside that exosuit yeah I feel a very uncomfortable at the moment shut up Steve what do you know about love yeah shut up Steve say won't I get to wear my totally awesome mansion we'd love to Rachel five I think we really should be heading out of the circle it's gonna be here any minute I mean we probably should get going look when a stranger asks you into their home you accept exactly thank you Rachel five all right just just a quick tour [Music] I'm sure yours is much better than some dumb old bat could make what's up back in a build in a cave doesn't even have arms yeah so make yourself at home you know this is su casa or whatever I don't really speak Spanish but this place is so warm and inviting I could it could really see raising a family here Rachel five are you kind of getting ahead of yourself there a bridge of life I actually got you something in advance I it's right over there oh my god a present all of my favorite things steal I love steal I could use that for my scrapbook oh this is so nice how did you know my favorites I don't know Rachel five I just felt this instantaneous bond the second you broke my wall then say Omega I feel like reciprocating my mutual love and respect for you through graffiti I'm so excited I could just dance like a little girl then let's do it [Music] I could tell this is gonna be a problem [Music] me too Omega I just wished this day would last forever I had one power Rachel five I wish it was Omega you're so sweet and articulate Rachel five for real the circle is on its way we've gotta go we got we're way out we're so far away do you do something different with your outfit today you look different why do you keep asking me these things now I've looked the same way I've looked a whole new tan no no I'm tan I look exactly the same as before listen Steve jealousy's an ugly color on you I'm wearing green you were a puke green but all I see is jealousy well Rachel five it's really uh really attractive how you can stand up for yourself well as you can see for my hardcore graffiti outfit I grew up on the streets sorry I'm not very good with words I'm just so so nervous right now I have clammy hands you can't tell because of I'm in my super suit but there I can fit for myself Omega but I'm glad I have you now say Rachel five how would you like to have a montage of us doing romantic things together only if it's with appropriate music deal then let's go swing set right gently swing back and forth in the breeze you even have my signature shoulder pads yeah I got it for my dad it's so big I call the five head to this place this magical place where we first met and where the spark became a flame technically we first met at the porch but yeah but we already did that part but this was really where we had our conversation yeah I remember that is like 10 episodes ago okay video do you say next level well I don't understand what you mean oh my god well it's pretty simple there's many levels to relationship and I want to take this one the nice one Rachel oh my god Omega are you okay you're on one knee are you hurt I named it is a storm here nope are you alright no sir did you know if the storms here I'm I'm perfectly fine wait why are you kneeling this off I'm doing it that's weird give me soundest I'm doing a thing Rachel flies you make me just a billion so go ahead feel if you'll thank you it would screw this up oh my god you're so good with words Omega not really Rachel will you marry me oh my gosh yes Omega you make me the happiest man alive wait I'm sorry what well I be woman what'll be the happiest man alive did you mean to say what you just said no I was on a 42 so let's say what you mean you mean woman I said woman no jeez what do you say well is it Rachel will you marry me yes a million times yes well you got some extras that's good put those in your pocket save them for later man I mean what yeah I'm your girl to celebrate the love between obey go to Rachel five weddings are the best right and I can see everybody showed up so that's good all my friends and family are here I can't believe it well Rachel I have the wedding officiant so I'm supposed to you're supposed to let me talk and that you commit later when when I asked for them I mean are you legally I I it's it's video game if you take the test online I mean it's really doesn't matter we're just playing at me look at me look at you does anyone here look like they're getting married yeah there's no wedding yeah we're getting this is real yeah okay fine yeah sure weird so I guess we'll just skip right to the point right to the juicy stuff haha yeah let's get right to it rabbi would you stop that Steve please just just allow her it's your wedding day please just be civil it's about the bride all right time sorry okay so Rachel five do you take omega this EXO humanoid as your lawfully wedded husband I do and Omega do you take Rachel five this woman who's really probably just a bad as your lawfully wedded wife Oh gentlemen all right so let's learn how do you legally legally you have to say I do yeah okay we'll get to that you guys could say I do in a second after I've dubbed with the there's a script there's a script I have to carry on Minister okay if anybody objects to this Union speak now or forever hold your peace yeah yeah I got a object-- me done right check this I can't let this happen Rachel I love you oh god here we go I never stopped thinking about you I mean I know I know we only had one date I think we should finish this story it's great the way it is roll the clip and we're happy and I'm getting the newspaper from outside because that's what husband does just give me these three seconds to be alone I never get I made strawberries strawberries again huh yeah it's your favorite Virgil it's your favorite cuz it's you know we don't make it and it's just in a game we agreed on this union I was gonna be the provider for the family I have a patriarch old man get rich yeah I'm rich I'm supposed to be a supervillain you think people are gonna take the series of eating strawberries every morning it's good for you not good you know what's not good for me boy I don't even know you're eating it anyways you never take the mask off it doesn't matter stop asking questions maybe you should take the kids go to your Bob's us or something well but we don't even have kids I mean I know we discussed the job we did if that was physically possible for tonight then I would say take them to your mom says yeah well if we had kids and you'd never see them again you know what if we're kids are probably a terrible father never show you I know you would but you you're a piece of crap oh yeah I can't even sleep next to you you're always glowing it's like sleeping next to a nightlight Rachel yeah well guess who didn't sign a prenup dummy stupid I know I should've them damaged what about the strawberries with me Rachel did you disguise yourself as evil Lakes just so that Omega would like you you know that just tap it would worlds collided we explained it I do stupid way ah Wow check out that body of water oh yeah this is this is like an oasis except probably if it tastes better mmm chlorine kids don't know three chlorine that's bad you'll literally die looks like a couple of kids are starting trouble in the pool all right time to go swimming in the pool I don't know what again it all is but oh man we should've gone off the diving board I didn't see that now I feel dumb Hey no dancing in my pool oh sorry floating lifeguard lady I don't want to upset the wizard yeah sorry lifeguard lady oh but I brought my popcorn and I hope that's okay popcorn I'm not even eating it I'm throwing it in my face is getting all in the pool you gotta be kidding me it's perfectly fine Steve I brought my mouth guard you know what they say eat when you swim no no you can't eat when you swim that's dangerous I'll tell you what's dangerous being low on calories I love throwing popcorn all over the water and edit flow to the surface I love when it gets clogged in the drains and then the maintenance has to come and it's really expensive that's it stop stop right now I blew my whistle I mean stop it what oh dude boys kill everyone boo boo boo you suck pool lady yeah you're may be a wizard but you still suck all right everyone get out of the water it's dangerous Ian swim what's so dangerous is it does it attract sharks wait where'd Steve go Steve [Music] this isn't a drill there's a boy drowning in the pool it is fine everyone make way I'm about to save a life don't you die on me I'm helping you by putting my head oh my god you saved my life Solomon today's work cuz I'm a lifeguard Sunstrider to be exact I I kick him I think I've been good just let it out dude you out I like yeah yeah with a Sunstrider hmm I mean yeah my cool friends don't get out of work for a while so sure hey sad Strider oh hey Steve are you at swimming at the pool yeah thought it would take a break that's cool I like breaks - Edie panting Wow we have like so much in common yeah so anyway I'm sorry I kinda like that yeah ask you something if you could let be your ear is that what you were asking me give you my ear yeah I be just I was wondering if we could maybe go out I did a date can we go on a date together sometime ooh Steve you're not really my type but but I can't be I could change myself to be exactly the way you want me what woman does love a challenge this happy yes yeah all right I guess we can go on just one but never again oh I mean unless you impressed me all right Gail hey Steve you know I've really had so much fun today yeah I had a lot of I too liked that part where I ate the crab cake yeah that was like five minutes ago hey hey side Strider do you think maybe we could well go on a second date mmm yeah I don't know yeah oh yeah totally this isn't bed the best day of my life or anything well Steve I do have one last thing I want to do before we leave is a kiss goodnight no I just wanted to play some golf yeah totally here we are part four yeah I don't know what that means but sweet all right here we go what yeah could have been better oh yeah Wow oh my oh my god that was that went really far your turn Steve oh no I really shed it I have a ruptured disc in my back or something oh come on all right let me try to do this right yeah um yes Steve that was that was the wrong sport Oh stupid Steve well it's pretty funny huh wait really you thought it was funny yeah you know you could be really funny sometimes Steve yeah I will say I don't really like when you make that noise though go sorry yeah try to stop it's sort of impulsive like people go oof you know that like roadblocks oh I knew I should have stuck to roblox everyone's so nice there no one breaks your heart you know what Steve I actually had a great night wait really no okay that's right why are you crying don't cry stop crying what's wrong about my parents all day long oh god I'm so sorry well we could go you know visit their grave together what I don't know I thought if you really wanted I could a couple of you and we could go together if it made you feel better Steve that is like the weirdest and nicest thing anyone's ever done for me well you had a problem I bet you uh pot Hill's a few times in my day girl go sorry I'd bet to stop doing that here we are said Strider hotted he'll set your parents grave Wow that's dark to say what it but I really think about it you know I would spend maybe like a portion of my inheritance to see them one more time that's really sweet son Strider yep and as they always used to do I want to make it rain in their honor good for you said Strider you're so strong and thick you know I'm just so glad you're not poor Steve way left yeah I mean I promised my parents I would never date a poor person is it that kind of shallow well I can never trust that they wouldn't want my money you'd understand that right I mean it I guess wait Steve you're not poor are you yeah no look at me I drift brah good oh yeah that's a good point well anyway I thought that uh this date has been really great I'd love to see you again said Strider I almost feel the same Steve wait what I'd feel a lot better if you know Megha made up and we're friends again beta boy I'll be right back wait what oh I'll bet Rachel's you hear that that's the perfect chance we tell Sunstrider that steve's actually a new we just got lucky through the portal he's not actually rich yes he's a jerk he needs to be taken down a peg yeah and then when we take steve down she'll have to take me I suppose I don't think that's how it works but you know I'm not gonna kill your dreams wait you guys were watching for behind the feds and you were trying to Roubaix relationship I was just looking out for my homie sledgehammer glass it wasn't fair so straight it was taking all the attention away from me I hate you so much what I didn't stop you for proposing oh yeah I remember that good times hey time Strider hey Steve why did you call me out here Oh side Strider I just thought hi you sound a little nervous there no I'm fine I've just got cold feet you can borrow my socks no I bet well okay well sunstrider we've been dating for a week now yep seven days yeah so it's been some time but obviously I've got to know you and you've got to know me well yeah I know your name and and I've met a few of your friends yep so basically we're tied at we're tied at the hip yeah I guess so uh okay I guess I should get a would be for this such Strider you make me the happiest dude ever and I just wanted to ask for well your head - marriage huh oh my god Steve Wow Yeah right so what do you say says Strider yeah of course seems like obviously oh my god Wow cool yeah I mean it just makes sense you're rich and I'm rich uh yeah we're both rich yeah and you're like really good-looking and I think your jackets really cute thanks out in your hair out my hair - and you're not into false skin so that's that's great yeah I love you Steve I love you so much like you know what's see your real catch I got it cuz you did that with real ibn hey hey all right cool so we're you still getting married though right yeah yeah definitely all right awesome I guess we should call our family and Fred to tell them all about it Oh Steve my family's dead remember all right I guess I'll call my family at Fred's I guess I'll just call Rachel man my life is kind of sad yeah gonna be a bit of a small wedding say about the value though well it doesn't matter cuz you're rich yeah I don't ever think about buddy crippling finances I've never ate ramen in my life it'll gropes yeah poor people through good yeah so be it that's right they're getting married big-time big marriage nope nope you shouldn't do that but what it's a trap what are you talking about Rachel listen I was married before remember to Omega you know I always hesitate to even tell you about this we didn't even last one day marriage is a scam it doesn't work no offense Rachel but our love is special yeah super special yep that's what I thought but nope you literally just met Omega ed you're a babe that's debatable but I made know make it for the reason that you should get married because of money and that didn't even keep us together yeah but beats that Strider we'll be together with or without buddy well Steve I wouldn't go that far yeah money is the key to happiness and prosperity in marriage no but there's also the emotional factor right right that's right err well yeah of course Steve but you know marriage would be really tough without any financial backing let me translate that for you Steve if you ever go broke she's dumping you that's not what you say Rachel that's exactly what she's saying isn't that true son Randy you wouldn't marry him if he was if he was a poor scrub noob idiot well I mean when you put it that way all right you know I don't have to take this yeah it's a good thing that that you're so rich right Steve right yeah you're rich now you're totally rich yeah wait how come we've never gone to you're rich person mansion how come we always hang out at sunstrider 'he's i but yes see if why haven't we gotten your mansion it's being renovated I told you a million times Oh that's good V Union I guess let's see how long you can keep that up wait what's going on yeah a guy just shut up Rachel you're uninvited oh I'm gonna be there you can't you can't stop me oh yeah we'll see about that and I'm gonna make sure no one else gets there either cuz I'm gonna track down the invitations I'm a burden all right are you really gonna do that I don't know maybe - she's all talk you go ahead today to bring these two to mouth to be married - mouse well is that bad - banished what I'm brethren Carbide when do we decide to have him as our minister all right so does this tomato right here take this out - Mel she's a she's a good to me to be to be a they're married Tomatoes together I don't know if you're really doing this by the books they're carbide I'm so far it's legit by then no just toys no mo are you sure that's the script cuz I this is a my first wedding yeah remember my wedding you you officiated that one Steve oh yeah I did do that Rachel what are you doing here I told you you're not invited hey where's everyone else I told I told you I burn their invitations and stop them from coming Steve it doesn't matter what does matter is he of me yeah yeah right Dave I I'm sorry about that I don't lose my temper back there oh it's okay but okay okay I'm gonna need you guys legally to say I do i do what do take this to mail here to be your wedded to mail oh yeah the tomatoes I do of course yeah I do as well well by the power invested in me from my tomato farm you guys should all right now time married and stuff oh my god wow this sucks you might now kiss the bride or however you would want to do that and then go make some chairs in those little baby Tomatoes you know what that means wait do you guys hear that hey imposter I've got something for you this happens at every wedding though is one [Music] that's right uno see he caught me see that you know just writer the paramedics are on their way cancel the paramedic she's she's gonna die shut up Rachel it's over I see I see the light leaving her body Steve I I always loved you even even if you were poor the sweating sucks all right you're like I can't believe it it's all my fault good well I I would say I didn't warn you but I definitely did oh god you were right I should have never got married yep this is exclusively because you got married it wouldn't happen to otherwise I hope she has health insurance cuz I doubt yeah that's gonna be bad she's definitely gonna find out you're broke pretty soon I'll spend every time every V buck I have to save her life I'll do it so that's like what 200 feet bucks no I haven't I have so much savings uh-huh yeah okay well maybe maybe I could trade it this drift skin it and then I could get somebody for it that's like maybe 400 V bucks on the black market I'll do it whatever it takes to save her life more bark bark bark bark oh my god blargh blargh blargh Steve okay oh she's dead oh my god white word mark oh no sorry she's recovering she's gonna be fine well blur blur blur blur blur blur blur but you know she's gonna need a surgery and she needs a lot of money 400 V bucks to be exact I'll get the buddy I'll make it happen anything to save such Striders life blargh blargh blargh Park you better do it quick he seems he seems very concerned Warbler clerk he's asking if you want to see her down yes yes please [Music] blehh blehh blehh blehh blehh blehh blehh blehhhh he says that we can only be with there for a short time because she needs a lot of rest I'll take all the time I could get good more more more bar bar bar lark wait what only a media family blargh I know better than anyone we were so tight we are like total homeys and stuff okay I'm just gonna go and see her now the bark bark bark bark sunstrider oh god how could this have happened yeah it's all right Steve I mean it could have been worse no way shot Strider I'm gonna get the buddy together and I'm gonna pay for your surgery it and save you yeah I mean you could pay for it now right cuz you're rich Yeah right I just gotta I have it all tied up at assets gotta go out liquidate a few buy companies hurry I'm dying I can feel the death okay right away front away from death know what's coming they'll go toward the lights get a chief no stop close they're up that's right even closer stop okay I'm gonna go you're the buddy down I'll be right back all right boy Steve everybody I have the 400v box I'm ready to head it over and and you could save some Striders life right there's don't eat she's made a miraculous recovery wait what bark bark bark bark bark bark bark learn one blur blur blur yeah he's never seen anything like it in his life it's crazy there's no surgery they didn't even give her medicine yet but she's just she's fine now bar blargh blargh blargh blargh it's amazing you don't even have to pay a money wait I I don't underst I don't understand what how could this have happened I oh and also there's free health insurance so even even if she didn't make a miraculous recovery you wouldn't have had to pay but you you guys taught me that oh yeah sorry I must have missed translated them bark bark bark bark Rachel 5 I just sold my battle pants you understand what I beat it means you're the boot scrub idiot that I've always loved come here buddy Knight Rider isn't gonna like me anymore down but damn scrub idiot oh yeah I didn't even think about that yeah that relations substan no bar bar bar bar bar bar yeah that is pretty funny I hate you I hate you but I hate I I don't know what to say anymore well maybe you should just stop talking idiot wait so it's try to could I see her now bark bark bark bark no she's at home they sent her home she's totally cured now I gotta I gotta go see her before it's too late yeah let's ship a sail and crashed into the iceberg just like the USS Indianapolis that's that what happened yeah I was there sighs shredder I've come back yes a new probe idiot and that's when you went back to being the dude we all love to hate Wow eggs skin just didn't fit you to be honest you know that cause be a lot more troubles we said straighter right that's why they call it your problem Steve you're such a good Fred baby to friends remember son Striders Fred suntan specialist no I don't want to talk about this why could we go back to talk that's right that's right ru yo Sunstrider you there who are you names Chad I kind of have a thing with Sunstrider uh Chad yeah that's my name well you got a problem with it now I just died well I've kind of buried two Sunstrider you trying to tell me that sunstrider is married to some noob scrub idiot I I guess that is what I'm saying yeah yeah I'm gonna have to see this for myself okay hey Sunstrider come out here oh my god Chad what are you doing here I'm back baby that's rider who's who's Chad they were off being a war hero well thanks for considering the Peace Corp you know a war hero okay hey sad Strider oh my god Steve is that you I yeah good could you recognize me only by your nasally voice yeah yeah hey what happened to you did someone steal your clothes no I I traded it the battle pass to get 400 B bucks for your surgery but I guess well okay yeah here you do it fine I guess yeah I mean look at me it was just like a miraculous recovery yeah good genes sort of like me we would make the dopest baby okay I've seriously had enough of this that is my wife sir well I mean turns out Steve Carbide had no affiliation with the church so I guess I guess we should have done our research wait so we're not married unfortunately no oh stop that stop it Chad well anyways uh why don't you both come in both both both these coming too hey Steve be nice oh my god well ladies first shut up Chad Wow Chad that was a really great story that was so brave of you to save those baby whales you were like actually on TV yeah it is segment on me on 60 minutes yeah well I wants to kill the shark see you probably shouldn't like show off about that killing an animal at all die - I would just say that Dad you literally told me to do it yeah I mean like you do I had to be done but like shearing off about it's kind of it's kind of lame oh yeah I was just joking anyway I did I never killed a shark yeah well anyway I'm gonna leave me in town for like a week you know cuz after that I got to go feed the hungry by hand by hand that's so intimate they're so hungry they forgot how to feed themselves some don't even have hands oh that's too bad your only attempt for a week that's it yeah so maybe we should go scratch some lunch possibly even dinner you know with the candles and stuff that seems perfectly fine yeah nothing says fried is like candlelit dinner hey Steve just wanted to ask you don't mind right we're just going as friends Yeah right friend whatever I've out of here stupid sticking two weeks Seif oh hey substrate air hey you uh you kind of seemed upset over there no I was just about a long day and I just uh back to being a noobs kid look if you don't want me to go it's okay I don't I don't have to no no it's it's fine you you should like you're not gonna get to see him again and you guys are Fred's right so are you sure because you just have to say the word and I won't go gosh whatever okay great see you later yeah there's Ames Chad hey looks just like her there could be brother and sister yeah Chad huh is he like the suntan specialist or something oh yeah that that's a great nickname for him yeah suntan specialist because he's always hanging a suntan on sounds super hot yeah yes but still it doesn't matter that's right Steve you keep telling yourself that yeah I don't know it looks kind of important there's one thing I've discovered from dating hundreds of women it's that they all liked me for my personality I'll make it a mega almost exclusively married me because of how hot I was it's true Rachel times a bit of a bit that's why it deals with my crazy yeah I don't know how I end up with you people anyway I feel like I've just fallen off the story completely a little bit last season well season for guys more importantly that I I don't know what to do about this about this child guy he's totally copying it on my girl table saying man it sounds like you gotta fight him maybe I'm just feeling inadequate because of back to being a scrub the abit yet yeah that's probably it so what do I even do what how am I supposed to deal with a feeling of AD adequacy probably like try to beat up Chad that's what I would do when I'm feeling inadequate I get violent you say if I beat up Chad that I could get Sunstrider back dude there's nothing a girl likes more than violence [Music] Wow that was a lot of fun thanks for uh thanks for respecting the fact that me and see we're together yeah no problem Sunstrider I didn't realize how much you liked this guy yeah I mean I really think he might be the one I mean I was gonna marry him after all oh yeah totally you and Stan look great together hey Jed oh hey Rick Rick what dude are you serious Steve what are you doing here I'm here in a fight Chad oh no you probably shouldn't do that yeah did I win I mean I know Taekwondo okay you know what well you just put your money where your mouth is I don't have any money dude I give it all to charity that's it let's do it all right you're harvesting tool versus by harvesting tool like real bad all right Susan you asked for it bring it on Susie David come on Chad just get out of here go back to the Peace Corps you know whatever I'm over this Steve what's wrong with you why did you try finding Chad I just I did a Baba steal you away from me no one could ever steal me away from you Steve you know that really so wait why did you sell your battle pass when you have all that money sunstrider I'll I'll be honest with you I I'm hopelessly poor I just did it what you did not want to be with me what Steve I don't care that you don't have money but do you care that you lied to me let's try to wait I just need time to think is all okay that's right away yeah hey no come back I'm having so much fun playing in the water careful and there's fun haha I'll be fine thanks for watching out for me though that Strider that's Rider guys try to please I need to talk to you oh god Steve please I just need a few minutes I just want to I just want to apologize please at least give me a chance yeah I'm working Steve it's important that I'm sure Stefan could handle a few minutes by himself at the pool come on please just I need to talk to you all right real quick splish splash it's the phone's taking a bath oh geez Swimming's hard side Strider I understand why you're angry yes Steve I've been thinking no please let me talk maybe I overreacted said Strider it wasn't right to lie to you and I'm sorry I'm just I'm just embarrassed everyone always gives me so much grief about being poor and and well it sounded like you wouldn't like me if I was but then I realized that's not the case I hope good things Sunstrider would never leave me no you know what test-riding you had every right to be mad every right oh I mean I'll be really mad at you if you want no no no that's all right yeah yeah go I'd just rather I just I really care about you it and the thought of losing you was just so upsetting that I just I I didn't want to I just didn't want to ruin everything and and I look at me I just screwed everything up I would do anything for you sad Strider you really mean all that Joey we mean it of course well here I am back to normal just a doob scrub idiot again you're not a noob scrub idiot yeah you're my name's scrub idiot so do you you forgive me yeah yeah yeah wow this is the first time somebody actually worked out for me hey waste if I'd go again who's Stefan and then you'd set straighter and a baby a really ugly baby okay well he grew up to be very handsome yeah looks nothing like you well we did adopt him for Mushu the dragon God what's it be his name see hey hey Rachel hey girl hey girl hey what's up jets Rider you know I was just mmm-me talking private no problem no not you Rachel Steve there's something I have to tell you what is it touch Ryder Oh you had a baby Rachel how did you know that no you just have this glow around you wait what Bobbi I guess it could just be the ring of fire but just read it how do you allocate I mean I was just possible it's not too excited well I'm sorry that I just would have liked a little notice had a kid waiver you even pregnant I wasn't pregnant Mushu the dragon god bless this with the show this morning you tell me the dragon Mushu just dropped off a kid yeah you haven't heard he's kind of like the stork and fortnight but delivers babies Mushu who is bushu Mushu our Lord blessed be his name blessed be his name yeah bless it be okay well anyway so I'm a dad though huh yep welcome to Parenthood all right do you forget to do the fun part of having a kid yeah using the name of the baby exactly all right Steve so you ready to be a dad oh not at all but I guess know what really is right yeah I'm actually terrified hey I'm sure he'll love you even if he's not yours you know adoptions totally cool B so did you just leave the baby here unattended when you came to Gaby yeah I mean he was sleeping so oh look at happy eyes my eyes in my hair you know he doesn't have hair you will one day gorgeous locks look at you you're so cute little steve-o actually his name's not Steve they uh they dropped him off for the name tag oh yeah little Francisco oh that's that's fine love you sad Strider and I love you too Steve alright reciprocation so that's right er I'm gonna make this family unit work what do you mean well now that we have a kid I have a whole other person to feed I got to bring up the bacon Steve you know I'm a vegetarian no bacon please it was smart of oh okay well yeah I just say I've got a need to get a job that pays well so we could put little Jude your Francisco here through college well what kind of job were you thinking well I did have this idea I want to be more of an entrepreneur my idea is I'm gonna go door-to-door and sell the one thing that everyone these guns well dau potions well yeah but I guess people need us to dude what a I'm running out of ideas no harvesting tools uh okay yep everyone needs to do harvesting tool get to get to do style and for a good price yeah that's a great idea Steve yep at our cup I dig Cubs will really help us get by maybe we could move out of this crummy Shack - maybe you could pick up some more shifts as a lifeguard oh I've always done that for free it's like community service oh I just you know use my parents money that they left me yeah baby we could share it Steve that's really not cool to ask yeah sorry I really go to work all right dude a new Steve time Deb time to provide for my family my child Francisco kind of wish he had another day bed one two and three and four that's how we do our aerobics you know Frank I didn't really ask you to see you booze I don't really know why you're dancing I don't even know why I came here this is just hard to look at robots together no I'd like to make a toast if you don't bite thank you all for coming to be in such Striders second wedding the first one didn't count because carbide is that a minister yeah it doesn't matter but here we are we're buried again the first one went so well we just thought we'd do a second one anyway we're here today to celebrate Sunstrider and me and how we're in love I do so happy that all of our friends are alive and here hang out I don't know why I said that but it felt right yes see if I mean I'm glad all of our friends are alive yeah we're really stuck if everyone died in some weird circumstance that would be strange but hey we're all here what support is that we're all together thanks for coming everyone I hope you all just have a really a great day god there's a tomato salted tomatoes if you're hungry today though it's weird why is that trigger be okay whatever I mean it shouldn't for any reason right well have a good day everyone man all is sort of complicated huh well if there's one thing we've learned for baking a billion love stories it's that big sometimes get complicated Edie and we're all at a time what I feel like there was no resolution to this maybe we should discuss more that what happens later maybe we should discuss more what happens after that oh you're editing them you're ready to save it okay but by what is there's six others scream this is so meta where this is we're breaking the fourth wall [Applause]

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Id: xhV2zQMgXYY

Length: 57min 38sec (3458 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 14 2019