The Dwarf King - CK3 MP In A Nutshell

hey guys what's up this video is sponsored by paradox they came to me and asked if i wanted to try out crusader kings free ahead of time and try and get a little bit of gameplay in before release and they didn't just offer one key for me to come and try it out they offered a bunch of keys so me and the guys could go in and actually try it out in multiplayer now we've already put a bunch of hours into the game over the past week or two and boy have we have fun with the game there is a link in the description to buy the game and a pinned comment where you can also go ahead and check out and buy the game there i highly recommend it so far we've had a ton of fun in it and i can't wait to show you what we've made it through throughout this first game that we played in crusader kingsfree a lot of stuff went down [Music] uh excuse me i just realized oh can someone explain something to me so can someone look at the count kristen of pez makov or whatever explain to me their clothing let me wait you really have naked people under you [Laughter] [Applause] she's got like a nudist quality inside of him hey everyone in their court is oh my god there's a 60 year old woman in the court naked oh my god even even his sisters and everything are naked this this place wild oh my god i figured out why they're adamites those are like the original like adam and eve worshipers so they believe in their nudists oh man it's an actual faith they accept witchcraft female adultery deviancy same-sex relations damn that religion sounds fire yeah no bastards divorce is always allowed i've inherited the king of norway other kings again [ __ ] [ __ ] off wait i'm the king of denmark yeah we're both kegs oh you have a claim on the kingdom of norway wink wink no shut up go away i mean but look at like that norwegian land though that's like in the danish oh that's being oh damn i'm getting sexy time [Laughter] my son was murdered oh my wife died damn f you can get a new hot one a new one you're such a dirty man look at look at his wife though she wasn't dirty man come over there and beat your ass you're such a dirty man shafer i have another daughter now bo and maybe we shouldn't like intertwine our family trees so closely incest is wincest yes okay time bro what do you mean all right well i guess i'm off for the crusades i wish bo would come right right braun don't you wish bo was here heretic i think the naked mink can declare holy wars force everybody to take off their clothes just so you know you know that daughter i married after air yeah she's got the lover spots you're lying oh no she has does that mean she's been having sex with other people yes oh no on a [ __ ] is there a question oh i just removed the law so i don't have to vote for the king oh yes and i died literally right after the [ __ ] uh that stinks of being uh cheater yeah streamer protection i literally clicked it the davey what happened that's pog wait i'm catholic again can i join the crusade now park i can pledge yeah no i have the lovers pucks too now [Laughter] you gave me aids for me i hate you swimmy you've literally given me this [ __ ] oh no i'm ill yeah it tends to do that after a few years [ __ ] me swimmy no my aunt [ __ ] you okay whatever too late for caution cut my dick on i can't cut my dick off yeah i don't know oh people where are we going we die here wait we got out here we have them die here bro already got btfo running back up to like the top of portugal wait am i getting attacked by these guys i haven't 11 soldiers are moving into my 1200 oh easy battle oh you can actually seduce your children in this one plug new developments maybe game's even better oh yeah you can can be a daughter oh god i have a 80 chance watch your [ __ ] drive no it's just minus 45 chance because she's my daughter i have a 85 i'm going in my chances increased i'm at 95. a love of father needs a lot of other feels for his daughter cannot be wrong is that the event yep i did it no oh my god we get so much money from [ __ ] ransoms i captured a bunch of swedes and they were worth like a hundred each like damn yeah it's worthwhile just becoming trapping how does the pope have so many mints oh my god is he safe for zombie arriving as well oh my god the pope star dude his this is just peasant masses i have no money beef say george is with us i can i can play in syria oh it's because you're beneficiary one you can just go there swimming instead of being i am the king of syria oh my god still kind of popping off oh yeah i can still we help them take back some territory he looks [ __ ] up though yeah and all his kids have been killed in battle damn oh my god he's been really trying to keep that man we're gonna have an issue swimming you're gonna need to come down and help me i don't know i'm done i'm not gonna make anybody all right swimming do you need help yeah yes yourself is his army i'm on my way swimming but i don't know if i can make it they're coming with another free thousands for me i hate you gave yourself a [ __ ] crusader outfit swimmy but i am the crusader king i'm the op character the game's named after diablo can we kill him no just because no no can we kill him just because of the name yeah everybody's gonna kill him ah only six years away from battlements uh we're about 150 years and we'll have battlements right here [Laughter] your wife has done that is i know we found out about that the hard way it's an open relationship has so many men he [ __ ] solo wins these crusades look at how many [ __ ] men he has down here yeah it's like 30 barrels just walks in and just slaps someone he says she's [Laughter] looks like my sims 4 version of you all right let me actually change my hair let me go to the bottom you got to bow it up let's get this slick hair backwards here we go pulled back there you go i take the crown off don't need that oh got a real big forehead though it kind of looks like tyrion honestly if you change the hair and like make it more blonde and on broad that's actually through the levels he's level 17 stewardship too i mean more bows out here with this 38 year old wife who can't make babies anymore because she's too old she actually have that now yeah that's how it works i get a new model guys 16 year old going in time to sex oh my god he actually looks like the way he's standing in events see the good thing is when you marry a 16 year old you look so [ __ ] lit she looks like she's like on her knees to be at the same height yeah your daughter a daughter for her normal leg no she's just normal oh god thank you [ __ ] giants [Laughter] there's the [ __ ] herpes in the background they've all got herpes but i'm going to tell you now because we're at a game so if you take it back into the game you can't be mad okay what do you mean i'm banging your wife oc information which wait what you banging the current wife or the old wife oh she's only 16 you pig oh thief look at you from the very thing you swore to destroy you pretty sure my old leader was banging phillips's daughter so oh god my daughters dwarf my daughter's a dwarf damn you're an athletic dwarf day yeah and you're like tyrion when he's doing like yoda flips around the battlefield did you do it yeah i did it he kidnapped this song roy the destroyer has been caged you feel me the destroyer [Laughter] i'll be willing to negotiate his release i don't negotiate with terrorists i'll be forced to kill him isps guys just like the [ __ ] mountain as well like he's not even in the frame when you click on him like his head goes afraid i know his hair goes like off you okay look at what i just married oh my god oh my god she's five it's just a small age difference i needed the alliance who is this woman in my relationship it's my oh it's someone way off is it a dwarf no okay it's one of my only non dwarfs you look so [ __ ] stupid my son came of age i hate i hate the doors of this kid they're so good thief i i don't remember the medieval times and [ __ ] dwarves were like half the [ __ ] major kingdoms in the land is that the hat he's wearing he looks like a child he's ready to go and i knew you were gonna pull some [ __ ] like this ice cream i don't know where you found this guy what are you doing [Laughter] why stop i'm almost a living legend at this point this 66 year old dwarf [Laughter] thank you sweetheart what thank you summit what's what we do now put down the egyptians again somebody's just causing like massive populist uprisings that's because there are currently three brothers just killing each other over control of the region and because you have mate you've managed to swim me the game as per usual i will come out stronger just as last time yeah okay man i breed chaos i live chaos you're dumb and fat once again guys this video was sponsored by paradox and if you do think you're interested in the game go ahead and check out the link in the description and the pin comment below please guys can we get a like comment and 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Length: 14min 22sec (862 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 01 2020