THE DO'S AND DONT'S OF SEX TOYS - THE SH*TSHOW EP. 10

welcome back to another episode of the [ __ ] show brought to you by shag mag shagman is the one and only digital magazine featuring the hottest women in the industry speaking of the one and only becca [Laughter] speaking of wannabe magazines and wannabe biancas i am bianca guzzy because you can't imitate the real [ __ ] thing oh oh my god don't cry there's only two seconds in becca's already crying i'm just gonna get literally right into this so you if you watch the last episode where we cloned our [ __ ] me and becca obviously had to go to a sex store to get the goods right so are you serious are you serious of course i put all right um thank god it wasn't me so like i said so if you watched the last episode me and becca calling our [ __ ] were did you did you end up using it no use what was i gonna use within my mouth you could feed it chips oh i could have fed it tell it you love it cuddle it snuggle it tuck it in at night whisper it sweet little nothing she didn't even like her [ __ ] present but anyway so to get that stuff obviously we have to go to the sex store and while at the sex store i forgot that me and becca had gotten this this [ __ ] stimulator gel right and it was like they were doing like little sample packs and becks are like why not just throw it and just throw it in the bag yeah we actually heard someone ask about it and it was like yeah it basically makes you like extremely more sensitive in the [ __ ] and i was like did you hear that i'm like what was that it was actually can we find it it was great so i ended up buying we ended up buying some and i literally i just for shits and giggles literally like the other night just kind of just literally did like the tiniest drop dude like the tiniest drop just to see what it would feel like just to see if i like it and i swear it was like icy hot on my clitoris yeah it's the worst i hate that [ __ ] it's supposed to be like tingly sensation it literally just feels like lucifer went down to me i don't like it it burns [ __ ] keep that [ __ ] away from me don't do it just don't i wouldn't recommend it no your ad is right i mean yeah did you try it you liked it look at her um no i didn't but i've tried this like like nipple stimulator type thing it does like it makes it's better on your neck i feel like i'd like that maybe i'll just try it on my nipple and see like just put it all over you know all over my body just arms no but like okay so while we're at the sex store i literally we were just walking around and as bianca would put it i was bamboozled by the amount of different sex toys they have like it's pretty gnarly it's like really gnarly yeah they literally had like a roll of like actual chains like you would find at home depot i saw that but you know what's supposed to be for your bed frame um i think everybody's like no you put that in your ass bianca [ __ ] image put it in your ass and you just pull it out through your mouth that's sick it's a magic drake you like bring a guiding room you want to see a magic trick i'm just in the hospital there's some pretty cool sex toys there i mean i'm i'm a fan i only so i've tested like quite a few on the market yeah i didn't know this about i wouldn't even guess this about you when i went to i think it was somewhere in colorado we went and this girl told me about that sucker i was gonna say [ __ ] fish the sucker fish toy have you guys tried it no it's you probably would like it you have to have a very sensitive clitoris stuff but it creates that sucking motion and you put on your [ __ ] but it gets a little spicy like you said i'm not a huge fan but she [ __ ] swears would you okay so would you use it alone or would you use it with someone i think by yourself i would think bring out a fish so okay see this is my thing i'm not a huge sex toy person like alone but i am when it comes to a partner again in the polar opposites really so you think your favorite sex toy would be the sucker fish so i can only or have a clitoral orgasm one time so if i do it with a partner they usually will do it before the sex and then i'm not as keen on having sex huh it's weird so if i i'd rather at toygus i'm more likely to orgasm from it yeah so that would be like a one-on-one thing but if a guy brings a toy into the equation he should probably save it for after otherwise i'm not as interested after i've already i've already achieved orgasm about it and i can only orgasm once i'm at one time what about you are you a sex toy um yeah i mean i like the bullet while you're having sex that's how literally like i'm telling you ladies even gentlemen if you have a lady and you're watching this getting a tiny little vibrator no matter what it is can literally be a game changer for your sex life like you could literally have mediocre sex and you just throw one of those bad boys into the mix and it literally like yeah the bullets the only one that really works all the other ones it's like got all these different fingers like yeah you don't need all that [ __ ] honestly just a bullet toss it on there while you're getting [ __ ] 49.99 one hotels miami baby get the ones and i think it's important too you get the one with like different speeds oh yeah that's so important the cheap ones yeah it was one spin it was hardcore spicy spicy spicy level five yeah it's like let's [ __ ] buzz this [ __ ] out of here no can i ask you a question though some people like it because there's different settings it'll be like there's a consistent boss that's the only one i can do i can't do the one that's like i can't either it's like a phone vibration i'm like who are you calling 911. this guy brought out the worst [ __ ] toy of my life please come get take him please he's the worst get him out i love it no but it's true you have to make sure you have different speeds what do you think would be like like i don't know who do you think would initiate the conversation more about introducing sex toys men or women i like when men do it i think it's like a fun little date like on a random sunday we'll do like movie [ __ ] chill get food and he's like [ __ ] it should we just go to the pleasure pleasure chest i don't think that it's only for relationships but you definitely have to be kind of seeing each other steadily if a guy's just randomly that i've only hooked up with come on he's like let's hit up the sex store i'm like okay you're a freak in a [ __ ] affectionato and i would wonder what kind of stints you got going on you have a table for two at the chest my thing is i think most guys sorry i think i think most guys take it like if a woman brings up wanting to introduce a sex toy into the equation they take it as if they're not good enough or like it's like competition and i'm literally like you should think of it as like your robin to your batman like you should it should take a little bit of pressure off you of like it's like guys some guy you know good guys that you're [ __ ] like actually want to make you come and i feel like it's a lot of pressure on them if they can't do so you know it's funny think about that so when guys do doggy style and they do the reach round where they're trying to play with your [ __ ] sometimes because they're doing two things at once i think that they takes away from kind of the thrusting position so it's almost like if he could focus on that and then i can have the bullet and just put it there but i'm like on my hands and knees with the one hand there actually yeah you're right that's great advice i love that i am this is a game like you don't understand what a freaking 15 dollar little bullet will do to your sex 79 you got a nice ass ball i got that speedy speedy baby extra speed bullet it was even funny because as we were checking out of the sex store too they were like it's anal august here's a pro bono um anal plug what literally like just as we're checking in august happy final august to you guys happy anal august yeah we should we should we've got chocolate tipped frozen bananas in our freezer that was good oh by the way two if you do end up going to the sex store really quick don't forget to get batteries at checkout okay you should at least ask some come some don't oh because we are way too this is my first beer of the day you guys didn't even let me get one before i podcast it i think you're [ __ ] killing it wait we need an opener oh uh everyone want to see bianca's party trick here we go they're like oh my god i already wanted to have sex with you but now they're like oh my god chiptune i know i can only do it when i'm drunk oh my god there we go do you want to put this in your panties for good luck oh a screw veneer he says then the crowd goes wild i screw in here oh yeah don't sweating my tits off it's kind of hot though yeah it is kind of it's hot it's a glaze um no but yeah don't forget to get batteries i don't even care if it comes with batteries you should get backups what are you asking i said i'm like a hot sexy krispy kreme oh my god i love you no no no no smaller than average hole anyway have you guys ever tried a [ __ ] ring oh oh that could have talked about that before i don't like it why because so one time you know how they come in those little baggies the clock rings yeah yeah just like you know like just little quick things to pick up anyway i got one once um like it's a roll of toilet paper you have to go pick up [ __ ] psycho i'm like [ __ ] rings were sold out but i got the milk i don't know that was so dumb we're not blaming that out because the fans are getting pissed that we're cutting your air time i know [ __ ] okay keep going back to the car anyways so i got it and it looked kind of small he was like this looks like kind of small like you think it's gonna be okay and i was like didn't know if it was gonna be i'm like you'll be fine anytime someone says you'll be fine you won't be fine just trust me that's just something i say when i'm like i just want to see you do it so we put it on and no joke it got stuck on and we couldn't get it off so he was literally just like he was like [ __ ] ow [ __ ] and like i literally had like long nails at the time so i like couldn't take it off and it was just like this whole [ __ ] she's like i'm not breaking a nail to save your dead bro i was just like watching them you're gonna need to phone a friend wait what happened luckily you live on the couch so there's definitely at least one person in a room here that can help you oh my god bianca no not that was the wrong one there's a different one did he live on a couch pull out mom all right now keep going we're back we're back i slept in his car guys stop oh my god what the hell i'm never sharing a story again no no no for at least two minutes okay stairs so how did you get it off of him um ended up you know butter grip pull and i got it butter i don't know i was just saying i was i'm trying to think if i was at a duke's house and a [ __ ] ring got stuck on him harry goldberg immediately i'd be like stick your dick in this thing of butter i'm like stay here i need to go to the store and get better he comes back it's like purple he comes back you're baking a cake you're like oh wait you thought it was for the [ __ ] ring silly me [Laughter] make sure you get salty butter where are we because he'll he'll bring the salt i know we get literally like what are the do's and don'ts of sex stories we're like have you ever thought butter unsalted or salted what's your [ __ ] preference what okay what do you say the do's and don'ts of sex toys would be i just saved one oh my god stop bro guys this is a [ __ ] this is a literal [ __ ] show should you just don'ts and don'ts because no dudes i think do trying different things is important because i don't think you'll like i think you should just keep an open mind to what we're seeing we're like do try sex toys yeah i don't [ __ ] up i started using a a leather paddle no no way yeah for the first time i've ever done it but it's definitely and i don't know guys i'm sorry if i'm ruining the bdsm community i'm not i'm newly introduced to it and i'm like i'm kind of shy about it like i i was debating whether mentioning it or not i guess today's the day today's the day yeah i ran good up for bianca i'm so proud and i'm the submissive what yeah you get spanked with the power yeah but you want to know what it it it hurts but it's a it's a it's a soft unpainful hurt and i think maybe you graduate right it's levels like i i hope that we graduate too because i actually i'm looking for a little bit more pain to be inflicted but i would say i would have thought it was a lot more intimidating just because it is it's a oh god it's like a flagger guys don't i know you're going to butcher me vloggers a vlogger is it a vlogger vlogger listen it's my first time in my first time is it the one with a lot of strings or is it it's a loop yeah it's the looped one what is that called i don't know i should have probably did my research before i introduced it but guys i really am an amateur but i really really liked it it was really sexy and it was fun it was leather it's kind of expensive though what position so is that like to use it is it like well i was tied up to the bed what happened to people beyond going from behind her to being tied to her bedroom yeah no i did all sorts of inanimate objects no there was a i was no no i there was a couple different ties but one of the ones that i had was tied above to the bed legs tied to the bottom and that's the way we did it when i was on my front and then when i was on i didn't really like this one he tied it behind my back when i was on my back and i was like i feel like we should have switched it right becca why don't you ever do that to me i know i will make my first experience about you guys i'll tie you up i'm like see you tomorrow becca would be the one that tyson went up and falls asleep we're good becca's like so funny i'm going to cabo this weekend you don't need me for friday right what did he tie you up with rope from the pleasure chest oh my god his black rope was he in boy scouts after he's scouting or maybe he was like two in the pink one in the sink baby what are you gonna say he's a robber no the kidnappers boats boats [Laughter] oh [ __ ] you know she's not even drinking like people literally like you're literally probably more sober than both of us you need your liquid intelligence god so where did you practice with any blindfolds while doing that i was blindfolded see i think that's really hot like i wonder like when you take sentences away it was my sometimes i used my sleepy night fold and i would have liked something satin or maybe even using one of his ties but he definitely doesn't [ __ ] have he doesn't have a tie he has a rude shirt you can tell yeah he definitely has those but using my sleepy one although when we went to the sex store i'm like oh you don't need to get that i've got my sleepy one but then i kind of was like here's the nap coming y'all were expecting this she's like can you actually just give me a massage there was no massage unfortunately but you know i'm switching it up guys but you liked it i loved it no it was really really cool but it was really really intimidating and so i think that that's kind of like someone that's interested in exploring the bdsm culture do your research obviously it's like a really tight-knit community and obviously i'm butchering it yeah but it was cool do you have a safe word no because it wasn't that it wasn't that rough yet i think that we eventually will and if we do yeah let's do it [ __ ] it everyone make shagman your safe word but it was weird because it was his idea it was and i'm more the dominant in the relationship so i don't know it's kind of like fun trading off the rules right i think that's so hard part of the fantasy i guess after you're done you're like anyways back to me it happened a while ago i can't believe i forgot to tell you guys i love you gotta keep some secrets to myself and then air it all out on the podcast is there any other would you would you say there's any other like do's and don'ts when it comes to like sex toys obviously do try something new you never know what you're gonna get men don't like pasties i don't think they do pasties pasties a lot of women do those cheesy pasties do you like them i don't know there's a whole pc section some of those women will get and whoever may get the pasties with the tassels on it huh it's actually common i'd say it's a don't i've actually done it with little puffy fur there when i was a little bit younger and more sprightly i love that i love that yeah i definitely think though he should ask before just like i don't think any guy should just show up with a sexual i think the fun of sex toys and sex stores is going together and kind of like picking different stuff out if you just whip out a random one she's not going to trust that like she's like who the [ __ ] gave you this yeah like it's not going to be and what what if she's like not into it and she doesn't want to do that but if you're into it and she's not into it is it really a match made in sex heaven you know yeah i mean but maybe she just like hasn't really thought about it you can always convince me yeah i guess it's like my bds bring it up back you're my boyfriend i'm an innocent little angel you're [ __ ] going in the sex score come on tell me i'm gonna tie you up and beat you how would you bring up wanting to use a sex toy um i'd be like oh honey i just got home from work drinking my coffee i mean whatever coffee great because you'll be starting ready for what i'm about to put on you um you want to take a little trip where do you want to go baby the movies um no how about we go to um this fun little place let's just go to the pleasure chest the pleasure chad what are you two girls dating each other this yeah no i'm role playing i'm letting guys see how they could like actually bring it up like let's just go and just like i would be like just for fun it'll be fun you'll be in the kitchen i'd come up behind your back i'd nuzzle you yeah i know it was fun tonight and just like [ __ ] like you're like you know what you're like let's cheat on me let's grab a bottle of red leaving let's go to the sex store oh no i'm getting you can take my credit card and let's [ __ ] get weird oh my god that's what if a guy said that to me i'd be where like we going wow that's a meme that was it no yeah that wasn't there literally just bring it up like i feel like you should be able to and she's sponsored i hope so please beer please just send me i i don't even have to like you don't have to pay me i'll just drink it for free just send me just any beer so back to like it being anal august you know you already know what i'm going to say well what are you going to say where do you know how do you know where i'm going i'm not into it and i don't get it okay you're not into nothing nothing like if he wants it you want it literally no one goes a little bit of pressure if i'm like i love when guys grab your ass yeah if i have like yoga pants on he puts pressure there i'm into it but i really don't want it in my butt i don't want anything really into my butt what if he wants you no no no what about you um i mean i like the finger i'm not like uh okay what you like the finger what i'm doing it to you you doing it today um i like it doing to me but i mean like if he like wanted me to or like move my hand there i mean that's not no that's how i am i'm literally like i think the thing when when it comes to sex the biggest thing that turns me on hands down is seeing a guy turned on and i think with that it's like if he wants something for me i don't like to see men that vulnerable really but it's a personal preference again i'm very domineering you guys aren't as domineering so maybe it's just like a challenge for me and i guess it's more personality types right like who are you catering to like maybe with me i might not be a good person to ask but definitely a personality type like becca that they could maybe they'd be more comfortable yeah i mean i'm the same even like when it comes to myself i do think it's just kind of like taboo i think i think that's what it is yeah i think that's it's like it's not that it's the feeling you know it's like okay but i think it's just like the taboo of like wanting i think it's hot i just wouldn't want to be a part of it no yeah i think it's hot i do think if a guy like if a guy is wanting any sort of like action down there you need to do your due diligence and manscape like don't [ __ ] yeah what if he wants oral like ass to mouth play and he doesn't shave i don't think a lot of women discriminate at least the woman that i know but definitely do like your man's like it's no no shame if you like it but definitely like do the woman a favor like clean up a little bit down there before you're [ __ ] asking yeah i feel that you know well it needs to be that area needs to be groomed in general right like i mean on all genders we're not discriminating you shave your butt do you yeah he is pretty hairy and i don't think i mean that's that i actually prefer i think men with hair is sexy when i was younger it's so crazy i think that's what the younger men can be sort of sexy when they're in their younger 20s but they have this misconception when they're especially talking to older women i'd say like once you start reaching like 23 you're more womanly i guess i do not want a fully shaved dick fully shaved chest yeah not legs and arms unless you're more of like an like a bodybuilder and you're into like the more muscly area that's fine but hair is hot not on your [ __ ] if you want my mouth to be i want it jeez yeah i don't like clean shave even like guys like that clean shave their face to me even like i like i love the yeah i like mustaches i do not i must ask you a question i like trips i like trim i don't like fully shave and i like the trimmer that's what what's his name does now it's trimmed and then even like he'll trim and i'm like okay we gotta function in three days you trim today day three smoke i'm gonna [ __ ] jump your hair i like these i like mustaches on like young guys but i also i just love the fully shaven i can't believe you like mustaches i just think it's what is it it's funny but just like not all the time just like once in a while like just leaving a mustache i don't know it gets me like going it's like that awkward phase two though when they're like trying to grow it out like you know what she likes she likes that not and not knocking it it's like the frat boy funny fun guy it's like bleaching his hair over quarantine or busting out the mustache or even doing like the handlebars it's more about like she's like no but it really is it's more about like the the whatever the the comedy of all of it i think that that's really what you're into is it if he was serious about his mustache do you think that you would like him as much because i think that you like the mustaches guys are thinking it's funny how do you right or am i am i wrong am i yeah i completely agree right if he was like i have to go comb my stash it'd be like oh my god get rid of it oh my gosh yeah he's like i need to put that aftershave stuff in it yeah i'm telling you you wouldn't think it's as hot yeah whatever back to the back to the good stuff sorry mustache man back to anal how like for most women because i do know a lot of women do like anal like i do think girls like wow a lot what i was actually um once i was told that this is becca's story no one but some people no they like anal because they kind of feel like they're a virgin again i could feel that in a way [ __ ] oh back to that [ __ ] slow down i don't like it i think it's yuck what okay but what if a guy what if a girl does like it how do you think a guy should approach like feeling it out should a guy just i don't think you should just go for it no but you shouldn't ask either it's the song because they will say no and maybe some men aren't well versed with this it's the subtle sticking it in the vagina but just the tip rubbing it on the butt sticking it in the vagina no that's how you get rubbing it on the butt yeah well that yes a a uti or a yeast infection i get that okay then at least then don't do that and just no i i think that a finger is not the same as a penis i think that you have to rub up the area just and then slightly put it in there and feel that out oh see i don't know i do think that like maybe while you're going down on her you because your hands you're using your hands and maybe venture into that section and like if she moves your hands up what what are you laughing at do you disagree see the reaction but yeah no [ __ ] there's a lube yeah you would be surprised yeah spit is not gonna do the [ __ ] not for anal not for anal so don't use spit as your lube yeah you need a lube even if someone says you don't yeah okay well maybe we start there number one have lube have it be a water-based lube because if it's not a water-based lube women will get yeast infections or utis it is it's true no i don't know i know but i think like full-on doing anal is like throwing a birthday party like i think there needs to be a little bit of planning i need you is that because of me coconut oil is that because of my j story what j story oh i'm not talking about that oh i can't cut that out all right okay no but i do think um not coconut oil either in the ass i don't know no i mean it smells good dude [ __ ] literally comes out of your ass during you guys do realize that right no okay what she means to say is i i think that sometimes you can't just preface it with going straight into anal because anal requires a lot of prep yeah for women women know the prep so i think that if you're looking for anal i think it doesn't need to be a conversation but why i said the tip situation is because maybe she loves anal maybe she prepped without even you prefacing the situation but if you don't if you want to be 100 certain i think that you should have the conversation because there is prep to go into it and i also feel like you should just have lube if you're wanting to do anal have lube and bring it up with already lube like maybe like while you guys are there's a way hi he's like under the pillow he's like oh i have this music whoa that's so weird that i have anal lube is anal move different than vaginal loop no i know there's just all kinds of different lube and just [ __ ] around but you know some of those people do those poppers yeah it's kind of like doing nitrous essentially it's these little poppers and you breed them in and it relaxes your body but it also relaxes your sphincter and your [ __ ] how for how long i'm not sure it was like two minutes i've never even had a minute it's a minute to win it game you get back in you're like back you're like [ __ ] no i don't think you get high from it i don't know guys looking at poppers maybe that might be something of interest of you we already talked about this who has done anal who's opposed i'm opposed [Music] why are you so [ __ ] into butt [ __ ] today dude you got something to tell us he's like did you do anal how did it go did you like it yeah he's like have you becca have you done anal oh my god i'm just kidding by the way um you can't lie to me i know okay fine yeah i did you're like you have shame in doing no shame i'm afraid of the after character i had it now every single time we play [ __ ] never have i ever you guys are gonna make never have i ever done anal oh becca didn't you do anal put your finger down yeah becca i don't think i think it's like a chant like did you like it she's not wrong did you like it um honestly like it was fine here let me give you let me give you guys a little tip okay yeah when you're doing anal in the beginning no please don't just kidding no no but instead you you can't you can't approach it by doing this okay in and out in and out you gotta it'll make it easier if you go in have lube also but go in and then you do small motions inside and not long don't pull it out put it because what it's going to cause too much friction it's just going to be way more intense like for the first time like uh i promise you she probably most likely will not want to do it again so are you saying soft thrusts basically it's not a vagina so i feel like some guys might treat it as if it's a vagina and to take like with a vagina you want to do almost like full thrust so she's saying once you're inserted it's almost like a thrust yeah like don't pull like there's just too much going on so less pressure and a shorter thrust i'm kind of interested yeah try it out tonight with you like that a lot of huge jokes i'm like oh my god where'd this come from honestly to me it's just i've heard nightmare stories and i think it's like the mess like yeah that that that exactly my fear no honestly it didn't even if anything just just yeah no honestly i didn't have to worry keep it hot because keep it up it felt uncomfortable like yeah it was pretty uncomfortable but i didn't honestly but did you enjoy it like would you recommend it would you do it again yeah um if i left someone that means no i mean she didn't enjoy it she's saying basically if she loved someone and they were into it she'd be open to trying it yeah for sure yeah yeah i wouldn't i wouldn't just be like yeah i want to do it you know tonight you know yeah i mean i'm the same way i'd be open to it i'd be open to the idea of it yeah i don't know i just like but maybe that's where you go and you have like if i'm nervous about like the mess i think maybe then like doing it in the shower i think that again no i agree i think at least we can all agree on it's definitely not something that you start off with yeah and maybe it's something you bring ladder into the equation if you're a big anal guy maybe leave that on the back burner for a little bit until you figure out if your partner's into it or not yeah do we all agree on that i agree oh my gosh i guess we're once for once do we cool i love that no but yeah definitely sex so how do you feel about sex in the shower i don't like it you don't like it yeah no i don't like it listen listen i know so psa pj bucks honestly i don't want to get my hair wet because it's probably going to take me way longer to do my hair than the sex is actually going to last and after i finish i'm going to be like what the [ __ ] it's so true because i feel like guys literally think if a girl is denying them for shower sex they genuinely i think i think it's them they're like oh she just doesn't have sex with me bella and they have that like whole like moment where they think it's them it's 90 it's probably 90 that she just doesn't want to get her hair wet yeah no 100 and i'm mixed and i have extensions and stuff and extensions are [ __ ] expensive so unless you're taking apart me to pauline's the next day in the morning and you're buying me new hair or you're getting me a blowout or getting it done so i don't have to [ __ ] do my hair for a long time then it is a thing it's a hair thing it's an overly wet thing where i almost feel like i'm like a fish [ __ ] flopping around it's not like the hot tub thing it's like the hot tub i can't i also can't really feel it i don't want it to be overly wet and i think three i feel it in my gut in not a good way really see i'm i actually really i love shower segment if i know if i'm i'm gonna have to wash my hair shower sex for me is the place to get like down and dirty i don't know why like i love getting in the shower and just like i feel like the water tastes wet and just like sticky on it i don't know i love but it has to be the time where i'm like i know i'm gonna get my hair wet and i know i don't give a [ __ ] and then it's like a steamy hot shower is just like i i love it i like it in the bath i don't i don't like that i don't like sitting in water i just like water being on like just the thought of just like hot water and just like you could stand out and it doesn't get your hair what is mine you don't feel like the water takes away from the sensation of your skin being touched and maybe i'm really liking that grabbing and honestly i just like it if you're watching me take a shower and then i'm like ooh and then after see i like that yeah that's pretty hot too yeah like watch me then you're all clean and then you get out and then you're dirty again you have to wait no you're not myself just wash it off i like being given baths that's my thing oh i call it my cleopatra he ties her up and then gives her a bath oh yeah i call it my cleopatra night and they'll like draw me an epsom bath and then i have like a little washer and then i make him like wash me off and like whatever whatever and like wash my neck and then he'll like towel dry me and then i go to bed and then we [ __ ] so where did where did you find them and where can i get one in my friend group who's the best linkedin he draws me back wow did you ever go through resumes for my fuckboy did we ever find one oh we're still doing that that was becca's job oh my god i've been like dating all of them i'm just like trying them for one for you one for me one for you perfect match showers i mean i guess you're not like a huge shower sex person but are you you said what if your hair oh but your hair is sour shower sex is only lucrative for periods honestly if i'm getting my full hair wet right um period then you're my man you're like man if i'm getting my [ __ ] hair wet yeah yeah you're my man that's for sure too and yeah no [ __ ] no i'm not gonna [ __ ] blow dry my hair for a long time and straighten it curl [ __ ] no what so we can [ __ ] for seven there are some women that are a little lower maintenance we may not be the ones for you to ask this question yeah if um yeah if they're like perfectly straight hair and they're like oh whatever they eat it's like my spray tan looking at a guy with just like water dripping off all right so if you want to [ __ ] julia which is essentially 99 of the consensus luckily for you can [ __ ] her in the shower we get it oh thank god that's nice make sure i'm washing my hair first no but you're right i think you did you just said shower sex is lucrative period sucks which i feel like is another taboo topic that like i feel like a lot of people talk about it yeah a lot i'll do in the shower that you'll do in the shower yeah but i'm gonna try to not get my hair wet but that'll do an ounce of that in the shower because i'm so horny on my face she busts the cap it's the worst it's like we were literally blessed with this time and we'll probably be our horniest and it's like most guys are literally like that's why are you guys kidding what your horniest on your period especially like the days when you're ovulating right like prior when you're like ovulation it's why you're it's literally in heat you're in heat because these are the final moments before your egg drops so you need to be [ __ ] penetrated and spermed up in so you could have a baby that's why you're so horny it's evolution women are the most horny on their period just like when women start to get in their 30s they call it your flirty 30s and women are the that's their sexual peek because it's their last time to get horny i mean i'm telling you this guys first of all i think there's something pretty sexy it's kind of manly when a guy literally just doesn't care like i remember this one time i'll take you on that one it depends tell me your story tell me no just like this one time me and this guy we're just talking and i said something like yeah you know on my period he's like yeah i have a pet goldfish and i was like what do you mean he's like i thought we were talking about things that don't matter yeah oh my god he doesn't care about his goldfish dick if you're not dating he's gonna [ __ ] you on your period he's got dirty dick no no okay no i'm not saying not date i'm not saying like we meet for the first night and like i want my peers like no no you guys have to be i don't even know exclusively and seeing each other for a while and to be honest i don't even know if he should bring it up i think you should be like oh i'm on my period and you should be like oh yeah that doesn't really matter to me if he's just like oh you want to [ __ ] like i don't care you're on your period i'm like dude you're too sick you're too dirty no but i'm saying i'm saying if you're like on your period and you're like damn i just really want want it right now and he like i feel like some guys do care like i'm not having sex with you but yeah i wouldn't want to date a guy that wouldn't want to have sex period sex because i feel like guys i think it's immature i feel like some of the best sex could be period sex i don't know why but like a girl is probably on the same level of wanting sex as you and like that's the time to do it and i feel like it's just a little bit of a vagina's most sensitive i like it when you're just like coming off of it because you're still really horny and you don't have to worry about like i don't know i feel like when it's like like never day one like heavy yeah when it's like day one and stuff like it's not even if you don't care like i don't want that yeah what i mean like i feel like uncomfortable it's just too messy and it makes me kind of but like three or four [ __ ] yeah come on just don't come in here because you may end up pregnant like my friend olivia yeah that is true yeah don't you nick can't wait for mila it's gonna be the best whoa period baby it is a period baby that's [ __ ] nice that period started something and didn't end something yeah definitely did it do you like that do you think most men would be opposed to period sex or for it honest question um honestly there's those guys that are like i don't give a [ __ ] i just want to [ __ ] so you're saying are you saying most guys are like that yeah i think most guys are like that i'd say most guys don't want to have period sucks they probably don't want to but they're like honestly whatever what about you period sex you think most about you back there period guys don't care yeah i'd say most people you guys don't care i'd say most do of course so we look after you yeah and then they're gonna [ __ ] lie lie and act like they don't get we have yeah they need in the pitch black you're laid out on a [ __ ] towel like a dog like don't get it anywhere well we gotta do hey like i have control of my bodily fluids what do we what we should do what we should do is to settle this argument let's call can you shut up please you just literally compared ash wednesday to putting period blood on someone's head like you've been [ __ ] like come on okay he's like in the name of the penis and the name of the period why is the clitoris the name of the penis the clitoris and the period i love how everything's so religious all of a sudden here we're passing down the white cloud like thank you god but you introduced it last segment i know let's let's call some people up some loyal shag mag or sorry some loyal [ __ ] show instagram followers they're essentially one in the same yeah same but let's see what they have to say let's see we got ryan here will you i'm going to airdrop are we going to ask him he likes period sex yeah can you open up your phone okay fine we're going to see what ryan thinks we'll do we'll ask two guys if he goes against me if it's a tie oh my god i was like why am i getting a tit pick from you it's because he responded to julia's teddy story okay what's the number [Music] wait what is that area code is that florida is that like zero what is eight five zero he's in beverly hills no way yeah but if he's ours it's our neighbor like ryan we heard he's like the [ __ ] hello hello is this ryan hello hey ryan yes this is julia rose from the shed show how's it going are you [ __ ] me are you kidding me no i'm not [ __ ] you we got bj bex and bianca in his house hey what's up ladies hi brian hey ryan oh my gosh what is going on so ryan we we're actually in the middle of the podcast we have a disagreeance between the girls right now and we need you to settle it all right let's hear it okay so we have a poll bianca thinks most men are opposed to having sex with a girl while she's on her period and becca says most men are for it what do you have to say about period sex i'm bored if we're in the shower [Music] so would you have period sex with a girl that you were not dating is that like something that you have to be invested in or if you're just like kind of like seeing this girl for a while and you're not dating would you still have period sex with her because i would want to know where like she's been no i don't think it really matters to me well at least as long as i don't have to deal with good mess in the morning the mess in the morning what about um if you were dating her would you be willing to pay for her blowout after the shower sex [Music] if i was then i think that's something i would have to be invested in oh so that's where the relationship you won't pay so none of the risk and the risk doesn't no hey absolutely that's what i'm here for um why don't make her obsess with you if you [ __ ] her in the shower on her period and then you were like hey by the way you have um you have an appointment at the blow bar tomorrow that is pretty [ __ ] look at the girls they're all smiling yeah okay i don't make her come twice two times no doubts about it ryan where are you from only twice not three times oh tallahassee florida tallahassee i knew it wait do i know you are do i know you bianca please we used to bartend together at the strip wait what bar oh my god i used to bartend at kins and yahani's in red rocks oh my god cause i did public house and oh yeah sometimes johnny's well what's up wait what what what frat were you i was in uh i was in k.a oh my god i know you're i was interested yeah that's before i left bianca you're one of your one of your sorority sisters i'm not going to say her name but she was my she was my bio ta and uh we were actually banging the whole semester and i got an a plus of course oh my god uh you know actually yes but it was it was anal so i don't know if that counts or not you know how did you we're literally talking about anal two god it's like you're a mind reader or something did you have anal or did she she did i mean it's just she just kind of like stuck it in there i was like oh all right well i mean there's no going back now was she in my pc is she my age or is she younger or older what pc were you again 11. yeah she was pc 11. who was that definitely never was i friend was i was she in my group of friends a random say yes listen he worked at the strip with me he'll say what should we just let them be and leave no no no wait hey she she wasn't in your group of friends can i tell she's from pittsburgh pennsylvania if that like kind of i don't [ __ ] know i'll dm you later i want the [ __ ] goods all right ryan thanks for being a fan of the [ __ ] show we're a fan of you and we appreciate you sending us your number so we could call you that was awesome all right thanks i said that i said 8-5-0 i said what is that florida it is for it's tallahassee no i think it's crazy i think it's crazy he like brought up period and anal it's like the two but i feel like those are the two taboo things right i think yeah no i honestly i remember my ex when he asked me to do anal um he was like he was like whatever just was like he was like let's do you know and i was like no i definitely need a drink before that and i go pee and i come out and he just says like swirling a drink and he was like here you go and i was like [ __ ] you did you [ __ ] him yeah did you do anal yeah oh there you go so i guess that's that's love okay wait wait that's [ __ ] love and it was after i don't know no no what what what it's after what finish it he took me to a [ __ ] thai restaurant but don't worry don't worry that's real spicy it's not i don't think that it's like never mind i don't think it it's that often that it gets messy i think i couldn't really see like how it could mess forget it yeah forget it it was fine i'm gonna take it i'm gonna rain it back please do not eat thai food before you have anal sex this is terrible sos okay this guy says he has a really good question let's see what his question is yeah he's going to [ __ ] take over the show i'm like oh my god we were playing plays i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry all right this is nick this is going to be our last shot is he related to demi in any way now everyone knows his last name only because he said that okay so this is what's his name nick nikolai let's see what nick has to say about period sex so far becca's won bianca zero hey is this nick yeah nick this is julia rose from the [ __ ] show how's it going no way are you serious yes i'm serious we got bianca and bj beck's in the house say what up ladies hi baby hey nate what's up guys how are you you said you had a question for us yeah i do so um i'm actually like seeing a girl right now um she's pretty cool we get along like really well together the only thing is that i slept with her older sister oh that's a no does she know dr best friend i don't i don't i don't know like i don't i don't know and um like like her older sister was like it was like a one-night thing it was like never it like never like turned into anything and i don't know apparently she said that she told her sister but i don't know like we've been good i wouldn't like we've been going out on bases also i don't know who was better in bed the older sister and the other sister no no come on [Music] the younger sister for sure so it wasn't even worth it no i'm not i mean like i wasn't it wasn't intentional like i had no idea it was like like i mean it was like two years ago so i didn't know like i was gonna have a time frame i think that it's i i do think it's okay i do think she she deserves to know i think that you should bring it really casually and unawkwardly and if she no like you guys this is like an hour casually he's like no i wouldn't i would just be tripped your sister listen well do you wanna can you knock it off and stop being a two-year-old like i would approach this situation like really responsibly because you don't want to invest any more time into seeing this person and her eventually finding out and not being okay i'd just be [ __ ] straight up but i'd be like an adult about it and it's like hey your sister said you kind of were informed i just want to out of respect for you i just kind of want to let you know that this was a situation barely remember drunk on my ass it's not weird not remotely interested in her like we're totally cool friends i'm totally into you but moving forward i just want to be transparent that's how i would [ __ ] be yeah and if and tell her that she's the better one in bed and then i do i i do always get the best of us tell her that you guys to watch the [ __ ] show episode so you guys are suggesting that i i like say something i have to like bring it up yes you're gonna find out eventually if you're not that into her and you want to keep getting laid then no but if you actually are trying to bring it to the next step i would [ __ ] say i would want to be told but i think that if you tell me it's pretty [ __ ] sick i don't know i don't know yeah no you guys are right you guys are right okay we have a question for you and we're in in return we have a poll going we're in the middle of the podcast we're talking about period sex and bianca is saying most men are completely against period sex and becca is saying men are for period sex what do you what are your thoughts and feelings on period sex um just from experience uh personally it doesn't bother me and most girls i've been with are usually like actually hornier during their period and like are more into it so it doesn't bother me at all like that it doesn't i don't mind it great becca wins awesome ladies and gents i'm like thanks you got that [ __ ] great advice for free and left me hanging that's what you're being mean [Music] we love you we love you bye thanks for giving becca too oh damn so becca wins subscribe to the [ __ ] show it's a biased sample size that means you have to finish your drink go oh no is that what you get when you lose you want to lose everything okay i'll finish it if you insist yours is so full oh my god so yeah becca wins period sex is a no go so all right no is it go isago what the hell why is this on here two people say period sex is in so the whole male population definitely likes appearances yep the whole male population likes according to my calculations the whole population i've never been on live television before but the roller coaster goes all the way up and then goes down real real fast all right so you guess what time it is ladies it's worth short of the day oh good job bedtime shapey time so word of the day today is i'm getting there it's a long one okay so am i guessing this time yeah go ahead and guess obviously it's not the real bobsledding oh god what do you think bob sledding is in terms of being the schwert of the day wait is it sexual yeah okay don't come here or anything um is it is it when you put the dick on the vagina and you rub it it's close it's when you get on top but you're on top like this and you're going back and forth wait i'm confused what do you mean on top like what you're saying he's on the bottom but i'm like reverse cowgirl with my legs no no no no i'm thinking like just here's what you're sweating here's a vagina and you're like rubbing it what is bob sliding is it am i am i sitting like this how do you bobsled no bulb sledding is when you spit on your dick and you rub it in between her ass cheeks aren't her titties it's bob sledding oh that's you were close i was i i was i knew it was the difference i feel like that could have been more exciting what do you mean i didn't know which one is fun would you like are you a fan i think we've talked to are you a fan of titty [ __ ] it doesn't work already how does it not work it doesn't work i just don't understand the scientific word for witty [ __ ] you mean titty [ __ ] is boss this is why they're not in the podcast than we are i like bobsley do you you do like bobsledding yeah i think it's you're a fan oh yeah not the real kind the sex kind becca wait which one are you a fan of i like that i like both kinds bob signing while bob setting i'm on a bobsled bob sledding i'm just a bobsled fan you know all right we're gonna go [ __ ] bobsled what do we gotta remind them to do ladies you got this like comment subscribe tell us tune in next time let's take a poll are you a fan are you not a fan remember that the audio is released on tuesdays on [ __ ] i'm gonna [ __ ] about the audio is released early on tuesdays on apple and spotify and if you want to wait to watch because why wouldn't you we are on youtube on thursdays right ladies and also um you guys should make me oh my gosh and also don't [ __ ] lie because becca's your favorite i read the comments i get it you like becca more than me but don't [ __ ] lie okay this is a honesty competition i'm on here every day they're airing out all my dirty laundry and nobody cares laundry what are you talking about what is you talking about i feel like a guy that's what they all say they're like what do you what do you mean what why are they cheating the whole time i'm confused who is she who is she huh

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Published: Thu Aug 27 2020