This is a Bikini Bottom News
special report. Perch? Perch Perkins here at
the Bikini Bottom power plant, where the evil supervillain
known as the Dirty Bubble has finally been cornered
by police! [groaning] Stand back, coppers,
and cease your attack, or I'll make your police chief
my late night snack! [laughing] [groaning] Do what he says! [groaning] Will the grime
of this evil soap globe wash over our fair city? Or will the law force him
to clean up his act? [screaming] Or... will he choose
door number three, and devour a newsman live on TV? [laughing] [screaming] [grumbling] Drop him, airhead! [screaming] [shrieking] [screaming] I got him! Remember this face
and remember it well, so you'll recognize me
when I see you in-- Jail! [grumbling] <i> Six months later...</i> [panting] Ah. Thank you, warden.
I feel like a new bubble. Ha-ha. Remember, Bubble, keep it clean,
or you'll get mean. [laughing] Thank you, warden. I promise I won't let you down! Here's the address
of your new job. Oh. I'll make ya proud, warden.
Stay clean or you'll get mean. A new life. No more dirt,
and no more wrong turns. Oh. [grumbling] The Krusty Krab.
Hm, this must be the place! Oh, I can't thank you enough
for this job, Mr. Krabs. What would you like me to do? Greet people at the door?
Serve the food? Oh, no. I've got a special job
that needs someone with your special talents.
You're on dirty dish detail. D-d-d-d-dirty dishes? Wait, couldn't I just work
the cash register or something? Listen, I hired
a dish-washing bubble to save money on soap and
I want these plates sparkling by lunchtime, savvy? Just call me Sparkles. Oh! Yow. Stay clean, or you'll get mean.
Stay clean, or you'll get mean. Oh. Eh. [mumbling] Brr! Is there
a blizzard coming in, 'cause I've got a cold front. [laughing] Oh, hi! I didn't see ya there,
you must be the new dishwasher. Welcome aboard! I'm SpongeBob. Hi, SpongeBob, I'm, uh... DB,
yeah, DB. Oh, we're gonna have
so much fun, DB. Ah! We'll be gally pallies! [dinging] Whoops. Back to work! Uh. Keep it clean,
or you'll get mean. Keep it clean,
or you'll get mean! Hmm? [gasping] Huh. Hey, I did it! I got dirty
and I didn't turn evil! Oh, I must be cured! [mumbling] Wiping up filth,
gonna clean every crack! I'm the Dirty Bubble,
and, baby, I'm back! [laughing] Huh? Oh, what can I get ya,
Dirty Bubble? [screaming and laughing] The Dirty Bubble!
Where's that nice DB? What did you do to him,
you super filthy supervillain? [laughing and screaming] [laughing] [mumbling] What did you do with DB? [sobbing] Hmm? [gasping] DB is short for Dirty Bubble,
isn't it? Yes, SpongeBob, it's me. I'm trying to change
my evil ways and stay clean. Wow, a supervillain
intervention! I'll help ya, DB. I'll make sure
you stay squeaky clean and dirt-free! Attention, Mr. Bubble,
I've got another job for ya! Now, this new job
is very exclusive and very French. Hmm? Ooh-la-la! Eau de Toilette! [gasping] Oh, sacred pee-yew! Make it sparkle! [humming] Okay, he's gone. Don't worry
about those toilets, DB. I will clean them for you.
Tout suite, mon Amie. [laughing] Oh, dirt, dirt! Beautiful dirt! [grunting]