The Dictator (2012) | First Time Watching | Movie Reaction

hello guys we're the Habibi Brothers today we going to watch the dictator lot comments about this movie yeah I think it's something to do with us maybe like Arabian stuff I saw the poster with the beard yeah let's see it let's [Music] go song man what's up with the song Arabian yeah Egyptian [Music] tensions are rising as the standoff between the world Community ified today as un weapons inspector does not exist no I don't think so Admiral General Aladin what I say tonight we ask who is General Aladin what the hell is that horse man it's kind of true kind of accurate yeah B aladine was born in 1973 what the f with a beard who died in childbirth what a Savage and violent dictator what the [ __ ] true facts don't do that to dictators here iconic beard he is protected by 30 female guards let's get right to it nuclear [Laughter] weapons wow deny denyy weapons sorry I can't hear you I'm going to another question oh I can hear you now okay OIC games your what he going to away for [Applause] [Laughter] sure what the f what [Applause] the to him new world record wow what the [ __ ] this over 300 wadan words to Aladin Aladin or the Aladin what it changed the word positive and negative to Aladin and 300 words understand you want the good news or the bad news that's crazy news HIV Aladin Aladin which [Laughter] one it's c crying laughing at the same time it's crazy his Nation today wow look at that Manion man that's gold looks so wow his face this is kind of accurate man yeah they do this yeah nothing come on not this this is too much oh not this extreme but yeah I think this extreme man they have they do they done stuff like this before not Marathon yeah the Mansion kind of kind of accurate [Music] yeah golden pistols we have those here shall kneel before our great nation used for peaceful purposes he cannot do attack is oh boy and with that speech today this Algerian song mommy this is right it's Haram but it's right this is ours but we recognize it what the [Music] [ __ ] I will be laughing stuck where is the head of my nuclear program you had Nal executed supreme leader why did I do that and we are set to test the missile it is too round on the top it needs to be pointy they will think that it is a huge robot's dildo flying towards them no it sticks in the ground and then Kaboom nonsense they were and then a seethrough version of themselves just one question was there a duck and then in order to talk he has to put it back this way I am now 100% sure that you are watching cartoon Professor bobai the one with the incredibly strong forearms boai bobai po poai it's the cartoon cartoon with the anchor on his hand damn he's IGN Sailor Man how this bomb will not land bounce right back and bounce leader let me explain to you you've lost me what the she didn't speak you push the button the reality is no shots what the [ __ ] is that I I would but I I simply cannot oh no let's just agree to disagree my friend okay wow why of course I remember how dare you question my memory so sorry I didn't mean that oh my God they will lift the sanctions we'll be free to sell all rights to the jalabia desert it was never to sell wadas oil now let's go back to the Palace it's the season finale going to kill him for sure what go back go back go back of Real Housewives of what the local paid actors wow look at those golden cars wow you killed him the two Ty looks his Double D send his wife some chocolate covered almond n send your wife some almond wow this idiot this of your AR oh damn man in his head can you take it out oh my God don't want to do claim that I'm I'm not how am I going to eat that what the [ __ ] you know it's very rude not to look at somebody in the eye when they are talking to you he stupid accurate damn that's crazy he said kill him kill him twice we shot the wrong man he's dumb as a come man it's true though they are like this I agree kind of they are like this man I think all of them what the hell he died no no yeah I thought he died he's double you have a very big b what the does that even mean what makes you think he can do the the jump bleach his skin and shorten the penis what the [ __ ] wow godamn this is sad people money unbelievable we got Pro black man he control achievements what is his [Music] dead Admiral General aladine agrees to address the UN will Aladin do next what the hell is's going to do let's see man I thought he'd be like smart a little bit stupid as [ __ ] he's playing we has a game the suicide best suicide of course just received disturbing news he said oppressor Shalom wow that's crazy United Nations demands that you address their concerns about our nuclear program I'll join you after I finish this level bonus round Mass [Music] grave I will address them like they have never been addressed before 7 Minutes sir literally baby noises come on this will be fun just will somebody had set this safety catch to Aladin instead of Aladin wow oh my God stop it just need to ice it you've got this both Aladin positive and negative inflate my neck pillow we are going to America he not he not like a [Applause] terrorist come what the hell look [Music] hiring some extra security this is Mr Clayton well that's fine because I'm not an Arab well you're all Arabs to me wow three hugging que and Avatar damn wow he's racist as they come listen while you're here I highly recommend a America is technically is Arab what he said America is technically is an didn't say that no no in fact anyone from outside of America is technically in aab h outside yeah I heard him also if you're interested in taking a Broadway show while you're here very good sir damn straight to the face monkey wow that's crazy L the suite has been renovated to your specifications unreal this movie is crazy $20 a day for internet what the [ __ ] beloved oppressor try to get some sleep tomorrow is it's a [ __ ] rip off he drinks too yeah assassination yeah his we is sticking out who are you we've actually already met here's the deal did you get a chance to see Billy Elliot heartwarming and life affirming how great is that show working class place and his him and he doesn't want to use so but I'm going to torture you for free wow wow he deserve it man he's a kid kid did you get those relics from the Shan's garage sale this is great stuff not great oh my what the hell um you're going to kill me and your white shirt you're going to get har on your trousers said [ __ ] yes oh that's not bad the kandar C for being too safe you know totally honestly I don't even want to show you anything I love it be tortured I don't want to be tortured just like take it'd be nice if I got just a little bit of positive feedback [ __ ] next thing I will be supportive all right supportive oh the fua fose I've got one that works by Bluetooth Bluetooth oh you killed him no the hell happened the Supreme beard you will be [Music] Cur the [Music] [ __ ] damn physics just kidding jk just kiding I do not have any money on me but if you give me your clothes I will make a wow look adal it's too hard for crazy how dare you they replaced him [Music] yeah he's not the legitimate leader he's not the legitimate leader does he have worms in his sh of the United Nations pass the podium what what the hell you're making a fool out of me I have to say he's got their attention and he's fallen off the stage the UN Must Fall directly as opposed to and he seems to have a picture of UR out I believe he just urinated in oh my man to force it on the Israeli delegation no shot man oh that's a good one I ha with the help of the um um on W's Independence Day no and it will come into [Applause] a neverend people love being oppressed what the wow come with me hurry oh my God they don't recognize him without the beard at all person person wow black person China is a democracy too is sign I will be able to sell over the southern oil fields BP you will control and Mr La of Petro China you will have the lease after you pay me my 30% finest fee of course so you're going to make this is exactly like our country our country and all the count count exactly wow they do this I will buy the house he's a oldfashioned movie star are you homosexual no no no it's more of a Power Trip Tommy Le Jones let me roll it in my fingers for 200 Grand what the [ __ ] I am so honored to be able to help you're the WAN disident who's standing up that [ __ ] my name's Zoe I don't care Alison right Alison Burgers it's nice to meet you Alison Burgers you could you could you please take your hand hands off my breast I thought they were a buy no shot to Brooklyn no [Music] filter we are a vegan feminist nonprofit Cooperative operating with bro vegan no no profitable we are a vegan feminist nonprofit Cooper feminist we are a pure democracy just like is going to be soon bathroom right there right bro this is opposite of him exactly which I know you be believe a lot of pretty much haven't had a white boyfriend since high school okay that came off was kind of offensive thank you he lik it boring do you sell any assault rifles I got it humor right glass ceiling what the [ __ ] where have you ever seen a water bird there was actually very little movement a little wriggling then you seem educated yes I went to amher key on the roller skates it means nothing to them but it's so adorable no shots damn no shots all of our employees are political refugees just like you useful as what a coat hunger okay I tell you what get back to work Captain the hook this is jotf he's from a Sudanese tribe that has no concept of money do you think you you could get me 100 child soldiers here by 5:00 p.m. arms I Dre to think what kind of jungle you have on your Mal that is Mal okay if you do not stop using hateful language Justin Bieber's chubby [Music] double Harry Potter Harry Pot Harry oh my God God C after C yeah Co daa ever be disturbed time for bed being Aladin has his perks does it not he's tall he's super tall why he's standing out5 rooms at this hotel and I paid $20 for the [ __ ] internet how much do you charge for assassinations what to the NPD yeah that's all he [Music] knows this Algerian too yeah lot algerians singers here an execute anybody who did not agree with that's wrong wow why is it always the good guys what is's here he didn't die oh get out to Aladin restaurant what toad very familiar oh my God he's dead don't worry oh my God if you hate alad and you like good food this is the place for you he kill them all all of this people yes enjoy it for these two wow the [Music] cow that's a madeup name what's your real name lades lades what lades what roomroom what is your what why you interested what is this restaurant investigation imant 120 number in the name they got him wait wait wait wait go there you are cousin sry it's okay sit okay have they have lives here swords they saved him they saved him enjoy what are you doing here I wonder why what has happened to your beard no every single person you had executed is still alive you mean I never executed anybody no like honestly zero people help me get back in get the [ __ ] what why okay fine I will help you on one condition what wow stupidness clear research so I can finish building my bomb deal you will let me build a round nuclear weapon never it must say that again never it must be pointy pointy they re to him round sh round ladies and gentlemen some some do this oh they do this in UAE I think oh my God they meet up what the hell man tradition that's weird yeah we don't do this our supreme leader is indisposed to answer thank you no further question they do that yeah what the fu leaders even wow you never saw it from which tradition I don't know why we made up [ __ ] I seen do it man this is embarrassment man the F for Arabs what the [ __ ] is that man come on man with nose it's like friendly we are friendly for see this they say what the [ __ ] is that what the hell this is Al this is this is the third song the third argerian song this is this is near us man what the hell they talking about us no man he said it's next to Egypt I think they they referring to Iran here no they sure he's he's imaginary country does not exist yeah but it's not Iran it's like Somalia but they talking about Iran somehow he said our I have friends in Iran no it's not it's like like somal but they have oil so it's made up Iran come on man Aladin is like Badin yes Badin from Saudi Arabia it's it's it's mix it's a mixture of all of Oran there is no way we're going to get well Oran is second biggest city security this is ridiculous hiding from that lesbian Hobbit she offered me a job wait her company is catering the event work for that hair ye he's he looks ridiculous this CL wow he's stepping on the plants a Kimberly Zoe who cares if here to apologize Captain H Blacky he's going to kill him and I accept your job offer as general manager I think I'm starting to get you yeah need a little of the quinoa salad please Chop [Music] Chop what he one shot him OCC oh oh my God oh my [Music] godar oh my God what the [ __ ] look one of customers left does anybody want to use it whatever dude who are you Osama Bin Laden's best friend not my best friend since they shot his double last year I know why this guy is the most hated man in the world go to the bathroom after AMA you will realize the true meaning of Terror oh my [Music] God another one we're going to take this helicopter tour ordinary American tourists don't do anything to AR any suspicions I am what my performance in Aladin Jones and the Temple of Aladin Jones what they're all terrible movies why because I think my guy would be wearing a cloak you're the sheriff of American douche Town that's rude okay no problem don't worry just relax the old bu Bush P because I am a he acting and be prepared to deliver a small subtle performance but you can hold your eyes nobody's going to think you're Chinese American because stupid racist man so instead you know what rabbit is in Chinese I don't know it's labit it's not laid I do the kids oh wow no sh Chinese now who's being a lacist lacist lacist and we have to act like true Americans I guess you don't want me to play Black then okay don't do that what you're doing it's not cool they walk he's creepy he looks weird he he looks slow I am from USA American Civil [Laughter] Jihad oh my God funny I did not expect it to be an American I am ameran number one scared oh no what the [ __ ] he talking what is this Arabic look this Persian oh 9 wow and they are in helicopter wow this is scary scene 911 2012 oh they are in 2012 oh my [Laughter] God Le oh my God 5 4 3 2 1 you people you make me sick he's counting down yeah that scar his head what the what is the parachute find eics yeah guess what we deliver to the Lancaster good one stereotype but I get the idea great idea what he's falling in love or something the finger he loves the finger killing I'm standit come on if you do that the policeman here oh my God oh my God he's just stop listening wow they left his they you really [ __ ] me here man the police here are such fascists yeah not in a good way just not in a good way is a good way I feel so sad did you suffer from sexual abuse yes they raped me in a very unprofessional way what the he's a professional way you have a sent for here great bring wow that's crazy that's on he watching go it's not TV what is this TV by what police are now standing involving an exit only we have a problem guy from the Lancaster's coming tomorrow morning what is those fruits dragon fruit wow he kicked her hi to thank you the to bestow upon you a gift what is it that is it's fine please gobble up my little mouse what the [ __ ] what this F I'm getting a lot of this and not much of this wow you touch your own Mal disgust too much I just jerked it completely off I grabbed my BB jph go and hose down my Crocs the fruit of democra I'll see you tomorrow morning good night you put your hand on your billb and you rub it and then the [ __ ] is the billb we all know about it from the age of the 12 13 because you have everybody executed who tells you anything everybody he shapes our armpits once a year my crimes any worse than hers yes I have to go now you hate her I despise you that is your voice doing that noise you have not hung up I win no wonder you my genius [ __ ] idiot that's funny what is this conversation that's fun what the [ __ ] what bloop textbook he destroyed everything that is a seat in your window no no no no no they're totally biased oh my God he's fire for sure Alison what happened I was downstairs self juicing or doing the jerk off jerking myself that's it no I'm going to Green world it's over no M it's impossible we can't compete with green world it's my way [Laughter] or that's funny what the f is that is this words not even Arabic go back that stocking the shelves made this boy grow T wow still again I won't I won't what the [Music] hell raped what the [Music] f hey wow okay what the hell it work the mafia hi Victor [Music] L [ __ ] well thank you I managed to buy some beards at a wig store today that are perfect the head of a great man like Castro or Gandalf no well done Nadal this beard is perfect what the hell he's going to steal it from is thinking of opening an eco-friendly flower section to the store the signing is in two days tell me I'm not falling for this woman all we need to do is slip into this chapel and yet it's strange the other day obviously I wanted to execute her but the thought of her when the thought of someone's decapitated head upsets you that is love what the [ __ ] I know well that is is a particular weakness of yours you guys Friends of the deceased he was my oh no please relate to him that yes it could be two funerals today I we're going to have the viewing in a few minutes thank you very much what is this movie man there okay here we go this is crazy movie hello somebody in here NAD the subar have discovered us sub Sahar is crazy um jerking off no no sh what's Plan B I know okay I thought he's going to miss what the was have coffee and regroup it was not to chop his head off stupid I can't believe he just said did that that man what the hell wow what the hell cannot believe [Applause] it look at this face covered GOI berries just as a tra very nice man what the did you call me what the nice what the I wonder what could have happened be careful with that sweetheart make a salad oh my God help somebody help my wife is in labor I was W's Chief surgeon for the last 22 years oh my God no way Allison stop it you need two hands where's that coming from what the he is going on this movie is crazy hell what the I'm skipping all that I got no shot damn man what the [ __ ] it's a girl wow what no shot he said that oh my God that scene was so CL convince you the weapons inspectors were made in their own blood you are out of your mind you're a murderer no no no zoie I'm attracted to you I'm canceling that contract tomorrow and you're wanted for war crimes red Flex what chist it's crazy line alerian song yeah another one [Music] we vomit and we spit and we don't want him what would you say it sounds like us yeah exactly like us wow he K A lot of people F him yeah this stop stop wait what are you doing what the hell you texted me like seven times father would be ashamed of you no I realize that I don't want to be like my father have you gotone insane but deep down I'm nice not really not really out say but soft you're like an onion you peel it away there is 10 more layers of [ __ ] underneath his why are you speaking yish picks up yish to erase that country of the map what is it their words really like ra this country from the map like him I don't know he's talking about America I don't know yeah let's see him is funny picked it up it's picked up yish words really sound like what they meant what's wrong with Crocs who has given up all I will give you that one I do look ridiculous yes Constitution is signed There Will Be Free Press women drivers what the yes oh my God and the other one is even worse women drivers civil rights what are civil rights what the Civil Rights they're hilarious Great Dictator Kim J cheny wow he wants him to be dictator damn I am a press he's going to fall oh my God just do like a pullup wait I invented the pullup I invented the this is funny this is is csad will be signing the new woman can't drive that's hilarious civil rights the political landscape of the entire region damn he looks like Tom Cruz Tamir who let me in introduce you to my beautiful wife yes you ugly horse W he like the Tang over guy CIA this guy I know this guy I know him you didn't know him no oh wow he's not the guy from interview which interview we reacted to a guy Tom or something like this is B ah the comedian no he's him I think so yeah the glass between the glass yeah yeah yeah Bobby Lee Bobby Lee yeah I think so yeah that is how you to get me across to the Lancaster I built it what um sure yes ninja [Applause] now and then rip up the constitution in front of the world's media he's going to fall and break his spine hell no holy [ __ ] he F my heart stopped I don't understand what has happened my calculations were very precise let me check with one hand his strong ass let's fight the Coco water is there anything else in your pockets that could be weighing you down what K because I don't trust the advertising I'm naturally suspicious just this brick the other one you have two brick them down immediately oh my God there's a little goat eating the wire you can eat the wi Miss from metal man what the [ __ ] that fast H come me you want to do [ __ ] yeah stop that man what the what a bullet he's going to die he's strong supreme leader tell me the Bold bastard who did all these terrible things to us come on get out get out come on man just jump it's not that far I like good this is an historic good acting is going to be signing the that hold in hand is crazy the people ofia are celebrating putting his signature on the first Democratic moment which businessman Jang Lao that would make sense Qui he's wiping the mustard off of his face and what you will be open to the world the document is ready to be signed supreme leader what are you doing this man is an imposter arrest the Viet Tamir this contitution wadia will remain a dictatorship damn the f they got to kill themselves imagine if America was a dictatorship have all the nation's wealth you could help your Rich you could ignore the needs of the poor for health you could have rigged elections fill your prisons with one particular racial group you could saying man damn he's sping FS man yeah they do all of this here exactly like this I will tell you what democracy is and everybody's vote counts no matter how crippled democracy democracy looks like a [ __ ] in a chemo wig your grandmother democracy she died democracy is flored I love you and real elections [Music] in good for them no oh no Let Her Go never happen we'll vote on it we'll vote on it using that organic deodorant you could gas the curs with that stench oh no what the he took it in the head what of course is he okay he fine hit him in the brain he doesn't have brain Fair elections here lose Jad after W's first free elections 8% of the T to is theage of President prime minister I'm you man and wife we always smash a glass at weddings she's Jewish what oh what hell no face that's fa we can very Jewish woman and Christian too yeah but he's dictator can't do that [ __ ] come here come here I know I knew [Music] it wow this is a crazy movie what the hell is this not expect it to be this vulgar man so vulgar I'm gonna I'm gonna so much man but he's spitting a lot of facts he's spitting so much facts it's it's like laughably it's true I want to cry but this is so true this is so true here damn damn this is so funny it's so funny it is funny I I died when he said that road name understand the highway what what what is that a lot of Arian singers here yeah what the what's up with that a lot of songs all of them most of them 19 most of them algerians yeah music is har but yeah we recognize them I understand why they recommended this for us man yeah it's it's like for us it's for us exactly for us we really enjoy this movie make sure to like And subscribe and see you guys in the next one see you

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Length: 43min 39sec (2619 seconds)

Published: Sat May 25 2024