[Dan]I'm just talking, while the camera moves in.
[Chrisi]Oh! Interesting. Dan! Chrisi! Help! STOP! COME BACK HERE! Oh hey, we're doing an episode of <i>The Crack.</i> AAAAAGGHHH, SAVE ME! We're looking for a fugitive!
Have you seen anyone who looks like this!? Here he is. DAN! Oh, uh, hello officer,
I believe I saw a fugitive go that way. Cuff him. No, No! I didn't do it! Uhhhh... ...huh. SHE'S RESISTING ARREST! TASE HIM! [intense music] But we don't have tasers? Just baton him a bit. WOAH! WAIT! i'm sure we can figure this out
without anyone getting hurt! (Potato stabbing noise) Uhhhhh... RUN! AGGGHHH! AAAGGGHH! [screaming]
WHAT DO I DO? DO I PULL IT OUT OR LEAVE IT IN? PULL IT OUT OR LEAVE IT IN!!?? Officer Spud: I DONT KNOW! (Officer spud screaming)
WHY DON'T THEY TRAIN US FOR THIS? BECAUSE WE'RE POTATOES! [screaming] eugh. Spud? SPUD!? NOOOOOOO! <i>HE WAS MY RIDE HOME!</i> Catch...the bus. eugh. [yelling]NOOOOOOOOO! [Sniff] [Gasp] [playful music] This calls for some subtle, POLICE BRUTALITY!!!! [mexican music] [intense music] Hey there fugitives, come
out, come out wherever you are. No! All you have to do, is hand
over the fugitive, and i'll be on my way. Wait? So we have to give
him Jason. Why are we running? He's LYING! He'll take us all! What do you mean? Police officers don't lie. [all laughing] [evil laughter] YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST! [all screaming] [intense music] Follow me! Uh......uhhhhh.....agh! A steep decline. My only weakness. [playful music]
Whoa. What is all this? These are all things from my adventures,
I told you guys about it like a million times! Uh, guys? What is this? RUN! HEY! [beep, beep, beep] [failure beep] [all screaming] [Jason groans] Don't touch anything! Why? Why you think? Hmm! I SAID DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING! [video game sound] [video game] ready... ...kerfuffle! HEY! I... I think I've taken a wrong turn. Could you wait for me? I'll, i'll be over in a minute. HA! nooo. (Imitates mortal kombat noises) WEEEEEEE! Oh, hey! Sandra Bullock! WEEEEEE! AAAGGGGHHH! I HAVE LEGS! Ahahaha! YAY! RARRRR! RAAWWRRR! Haha,
they love me. RARRRR! [video game sound] [failure sound] [video game music] Meep! [splash] OVER HERE! What are they? Broccoli? [Broccoli]<i>BROCCOLILOL!</i> [both] AGH! [Broccoli 2] <i>BROCCOLILOL!</i> [Broccoli 3] <i>BROCCOLILOL!</i> [Broccoli 4] <i>BROCCOLILOL!</i> These are Broccoli! I saved them on one of my adventures, they live here now, I am a god to them! [Giggling] [both] Agh! [all giggling and laughing] (Broccoli war chant and Sgt. Clive Screaming) GO! GO! THEY WONT HOLD HIM FOR LONG! IN HERE, HE'LL NEVER FIND US! [intense music] You uh... you know the way out right? HAHA! NO! Wait? So we’re lost? Why do you have a maze anyway? Have you seen <i>The Maze</i>? Uh what? The movie, <i>The Maze!</i> Yeah. I haven’t. What’s it about? EVERYONE DOWN ON THE GROUND! Hey, I remember this place. You remember it because
we passed here 10 minutes ago! Ha yeah! Oh hey, a transparent party cup! Oh. What a conveniently placed plot device! People could get lost in here. Not me though, I’ve
seen <i>The Maze.</i>Terrible movie. Ugh. We’ve been in here so long. Guys, this way! I think I found the middle! [all Gasps] [intense music] [Elevator music] Hmm. [laughing] AHA! Huh? Hi! What? Hey, where are the others? Show me the Picture. What? The picture, of Jason. I knew it! Jason isn’t the fugitive, HE IS! Ah! Let me out. I’ll cut you! I will! I'll stab you right up! We found him trapped in here! Ha! Looks like you’re going straight to prison!
Sorry about the mishap, you’re all free to go. But... but Jason killed your partner. Ehhh, everybody gets one. Woohoo! I’m free! [pops] So... how do we get out of here? Have any of you seen <i>The Maze?</i> Well, I guess that wraps everything up? It does? What about the random rooms
we had to go through? What were those broccoli things? Why was there a maze? And most importantly, what do we do
with him? CHIPS! Fugitive: AGH! let me out! i'll cut you i will! i'll make your insides on your outside!
Chrisi: Agh! let me out i'll cut you! i'll stab you i will! Sgt. Clive: AGH! AGH! DO I PULL IT. (CENSORED BLEEP) hahahaha Dan: But Jason killed your friend! he's dead! we're probably going to eat him! Officer Spud: BECAUSE WE'RE POTATOES! AGH! AGH! EUGH! .....how was that? Sgt. Clive: Straight to prison! Sorry about the mishap! you're all FREETOGO! Fugitive: Have any of you seen the maze? ...the maaaze. haha, have any of you seen the maze? Sgt. Clive: HEY! i've taken a wrong turn! I've forgotten the line! Jason: WEEEEEEE! oh why did i....OLAY! Sgt. Clive: EVERYONE DOWN ON THE GROUND! Small Broccoli: Broc....li lol.... Small Broccoli: Brocli lol.... Small Broccoli: Broccoli Officer Spud: But we don't have tasers? Sgt. Clive: Just baton him a bit
Sgt. Clive: (French accent) Just, BATON him a bit!
Officer Spud: (Laughing) Sgt. Clive: (French accent) I see! we need to baton him a little bit more you see! Well i guess that wraps everything
up folks, thanks for tuning in! Catch ya next time! (Laughter in the background) <i>Subtitle made by Minecraft Storyline</i>
