(incoming slim shadey of mincraft) Sit up and listen, I riff on the rhythm, the sickest musician, the slickest magician, who'll slip and then zip into different positions, while lifting a brick with no slip of permission! I'm not the most vicious of villain, I'm nicking it just to make vanilla thrilling! I'm not into killing, but if you were given the gift of intuition, then keep me within your peripheral vision, 'cos i'm of a jittery disposition! I'm a nervous guy that prefers to hide, I'm terrible shy and I don't know why! So please do me the following courtesy, AND NEVER LOOK ME IN THE PURPLE EYES! I'm averse to being observed at night, so if you see me, you deserve to die! You don't want to mess with the Endermen, No, no, no, no, no, no, no! You don't want to mess with the Endermen, No, no, no, no, no, NO!! I see you peeking at me through the glass in the door, what, chap, are you asking for more?(no) Boy, you're jibbering jabbering like an old man reminiscing of back in the war! I'm naturally massively tall, I should be practicing basketty ball! But I can't find a ball without corners at all, so I'm passing the time by unstacking your wall! If we pass in the hall, you're gonna have to ignore me, perhaps you should look at the grass on the floor, Grab a map and explore the various biomes, but be aware this is my home! I roam through the night alone, hoping to find someone I can BONE! ( ° ʖ °) But i'm out of sight and mind and time, like a rotary dial phone! I don't want to die alone, my type of solo's a xylophone! *xylophone solo intensifies*(good on ya mate) You don't want to mess with the Endermen, No, no, no, no, no, no, no!(chow time!) You don't want to mess with the Endermen, (ultimate puppeteer) No, no, no, no, no, no, no, ROCKIT! (what type of rocket?) You don't want to mess with the Endermen, No, no, no, no, no, no, no! You don't want to mess with the Endermen, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOO...! MUHAHAHAHAAA!... Don't look me in the eye, you better run and hide! I'm chasing after you until you die! Deadly as a knife, beautifully designed! ',:) I'm hunting you tonight, until you DIE! It's time to tell the truth, a bomb you can't defuse!(watch me defuse it ) So easily amused to watch you DIE! Don't you try to fight, you're lucky you're alive! I have you in my sights, (soldier 76?) NO, NO, NO, NO! Now you see me, now you don't! Shoving a dirt block down your throat! (wut) You better not be getting out your boat, I suggest that you don't leave the house alone! Oh, no, I'm on a mission to win the staring competiton! I'll let you live on just one condition: if you put a pumpkin upon, you're forgiven! NO, NO, NO, NO! ARGH!!(this is SPARTA!!!!!!) No.( OH NEVERMIND THEN) Hey guys! If you liked this video, give it a thumbs up! We worked with Dan Bull and Rockit Gaming to make this. So go check out their channel! ...then, come back? Really! COME BACK! HEY! (no, no) HAAEYYY! (no, NO!) *Captions by OfficialOpit and Minecraft Kid, NerdyMelon21, and sub to Element Animation!*
I want the same drug that the creator of “this” took