The COOLEST Infinite You've Ever Seen?! | Ascension 20 Ironclad Run | Slay the Spire

let's play some slay the spider let's play slay that spire with your host who would host slay that spire probably just go this way tons of campfires i could try to go this way but it seems a bit insane please wondering if i have to take two damage here probably just get to take two damage next turn and stub i think big dag thanks very much for lifting that sub 12 plus 18. nice perfected strike is interesting with the fourth energy and the extra campfire it's a pretty good upgrade actually did you will t i think it's a five months in bliss capacity let's try out perfected strike i think it might be a little bit disappointing but i'm willing to give it a go seems like one of the best situations we could have to take it on floor one no i don't think so i could take a cleave and go to two more hallway fights go to these instead of these sure why isn't it cleave strike a fair question you got clothesline as well i could use like a flame barrier that actually ends up being pretty good pommel strike or true grit oh fly chrome oof eight plus thirteen plus nine would kill i would have killed damn it was a 40 to hit though is effortless okay now i just need a snekko eye or something to rescue myself from what i've done to my deck so far i have added like six bad attacks to it keeper frog gambler's brew definitely take a flame barrier i can actually block now a little bit fire flame fire horn cleat helps quite a bit too hey jason's hundred bits and by cooling's the prime hope everybody's doing well this evening i think i think gamblers where i get to upgrade here although i'm gonna want to rest at some point anyway so maybe i should just rest now i might get a waffle in the store maybe fourteen times four is wait 56 can't see that hey burger timer you would have to ask the people who are in the lobby not me buddy troublings of five gifted subs i haven't been trying super hard to play among us lately i'm sort of tired of the game is fire breathing the card that we needed not in particular terrible casserole makes a 13 months are a calcium any good here might be i can't r calcum card remove though maybe it's just a chemex for the whirlwind that we have what other x cards does ironclad have that it is it just warland not the best chemex ever ironclad has second whirlwind possibility hey hunk is this a good store um it's okay there isn't like that much in them it's not like i bought a dead branch but it's okay shouldn't there be a rare pretty soon do i have a rario i think i'm meant to go here i don't think i don't think i got shown a rare i'm pretty sure i haven't seen one other than like in the store brand strategy anybody trouble sodo hello doesn't the shop count no it's only card reward screens whoa ascension tan honk feels when you start getting ascenders bam black mamba leaves 11 months it looks like in the end maybe i don't actually have to rest at all this act sort of nice 32.48 hi captain around 69 months been enjoying minecraft too keep on telling myself i'm gonna stop playing it so much and then i'll like wake up from a dream about it wanting to play more rip i have not taken damage in the last like seven floors or something oh shulkin sword i think this is just plus two max hp unfortunately i cannot imagine myself being all that excited about double tap number two i have no strength and berserk seems unplayable here ish so rip that's not snake away or runic pyramid what's going on here think about black star i think it's either black star or slaver's collar and it's one of the two necro coming up i think you get necronomicon like maybe maybe five percent of the time if you choose to go to question marks a lot in act two so i don't think that's a thing we can plan for action jb thanks to 20 months slaver's color and black star are so similar and so different in how they act the black star gives us more miscellaneous stuff for successfully killing act 2 elites which i think we're pretty good at doing and the slavers collar just gives us more energy mostly for boss fights i don't think the elite fights are that hard right now it's mostly for boss fights which matters if we end up trying to draw more cards with pommel strikes but there are also lots of situations where it doesn't matter that much um i don't know can i go to this node and then like maybe i'll go kill the super elite but probably not could also go here i guess one two three four yes sometimes this way just kills me yeah i guess sometimes this way just kills me you have graphite wow that's interesting hey benjamin nice potion idiot wonder dungeons at 10 months yeah lola s max happy december to you too i get to go to the doctor in two days how exciting is that i managed to navigate the us healthcare system to get myself a dermatologist appointment for itchy skin and it only took me like seven months or something i'm very excited about this and gorillas for you you swish sketcher for a want scan question mark i'm just seeing a dermatologist for i have psoriasis and it is mostly not an issue just like a little bit uncomfortable but sometimes it gets worse and i need to actually like apply topical medication or something even more serious sometimes so i'm gonna go check about that shrug drop kick intimidate psoriasis treatment is pretty interesting sometimes people go on chemo for it which completely blows my mind but psoriasis is a thing where your skin cells grow faster than they should which means that you end up having a ton of like loose skin flaking off when it gets very uncomfortable and gross and chemo targets the fastest growing cells in the body so you actually can go on chemotherapy for it that is not a thing that i am going to be doing but it's always been fascinating to me that that's even a thing that you do effortless for 21 months they also do uv treatment like they like put you in a sun chamber also pretty bizarre honestly don't understand why that does anything but that's another thing that is done dj mcmahon next 11 months yeah tarnix you wouldn't go in the sun chamber do not go gentle into that good sun chamber rage rage against the dying of the light you have a lump on your spine what do you do when i see my dermatologist i will ask for you and then i'll get back to you all right anybody else have any questions i should just show up at the dermatologist with like like 15 pages of questions like yeah a lot of people in my community have been having trouble seeing a doctor recently so they just had some easy questions for you uh if we could park your time here thanks for the five gifted songs headbutt and pommel strike could both be okay i think i'm just gonna take the 2 max hp though 2 max hp is very good how i guess i'll go to the campfire then hey thurman merman i hope you're enjoying that back in the day live streamed medical appointments i feel like there's probably some sort of ethical problem with that idea i just have a hunch i'm gonna upgrade first and then rest at the next campfire i think i can get to the next campfire i have pretty decent potions to help me if i get a bad hallway fight how old am i how old are the hills 69 yeah hunk's one of the only people who knows that uh-huh maybe i don't have to rest oh i like actually don't have to rest maybe now i do i don't know that i'm going to successfully feed very often here peter pan was here thanks to 18 months burning pact is a helpful card is a fire breathing deck viable on ascension 20. it always depends what that means what is a fire breathing deck if you mean a deck with four offerings corruption deadbranch and two fire breathings yes that'll do great bag of marbles keeper frog double burning pact on five energy or whatever i like it i watch a guy named indrik who speed runs diablo 2 a decent amount and he always says i like it whenever anything like good happens whenever he like picks up an item and it's useful or he finds a good map layout or something he says i like it and i [ __ ] love it it's like the best thing ever i like it it's important to practice gratitude the deck that generates statuses and uses one or more fire buildings be viable as the core of a deck of course even hours things of seven months why not i mean the thing that fire breathing does is when you draw a wound it deals aoe damage right so if you draw lots of wins you can put fire breathing in a play it's a good card you don't need like the confusing thing though is like when you start asking whether a deck that's that is good because i don't know what that means i am unclear on what i mean it depends if the other cards in the deck are good or not window next nine months how much does that do to this 75 percent more so 14 per tick times 7 times 5 14 times 5 also too much 14 times 4 fourteen times four choose a skill i just take burning pact i don't have much on turn one right now and i have five energy for the difficult fight so having a burning pack seems useful it's that a deck or fire breathing is the core ideology that cards needed are already good on their own and fire everything becomes unnecessary does it mean fire breathing is the core ideology i just don't think decks have ideologies amc young child ski things 11 months they're just like collections of cards and some of them do damage and some of them block and some of them draw cards and some of them do other things and then you add that all together and try to win have i ever asked a duck no cause i don't no no i haven't the fire breathing deck is when a deck is 50 or more fire breathing by weight now we're at least talk about something i can understand i think i can hit here i'm a little bit concerned that i'm about to die but probably okay what is the best deck something about the lamentations of their woman i forgot the full quote wow i'm lucky wow i've never gotten into my name isaac not my thing so easy distilled chaos helps a bit i think we take reaper even without strength and we just try to get strength now that we have a reaper we also have a double tap already so it's even a pretty decent card without strength ggp three things 11 months sphincterable thanks for 16 months um i'm gonna take the coffee dripper i'm gonna hope that that's okay yeah i don't really want a runic dome all that much secret bark's okay i think i have enough card draw to take a coffee dripper though i've got the pommel double burning packed shrug in theory i have six energy here so so ugh too bad couldn't really get much into that one not a lot of relics do i have not a lot of relics i guess i do it's because i've taken hallway fights over question marks for the entire run though so i'm not having like the event relics that don't actually do that much anyway they do a little bit they don't do nothing i don't have them though regardless i shouldn't have done that because i can't play paul's drake to draw toward feed didn't even matter okay spot weakness is strength and go this way take two hallway fights on the way to an elite fight i can go this way take two events on the way to the elite fight and the path is the same otherwise actually this one lets me take an event later i do have a reaper into spot weakness so only fights aren't necessarily well holly fights are honestly probably usually pretty good double burning pact as well thor darson i'm glad laurencia thanks for the year i might have more gold at that storm but it's not clear that i actually will because question marks are often not going to give me gold go this way good relics the inflame is interesting the card remove is interesting i think i just take med kit though it's not the best ironclad medkit but i still have enough floors to find like one dark embrace at which point it's insane find a dark embrace kind of feel no pain i already have a power through but it doesn't really matter that much almost last time i played power through i played in the collector fight i don't even remember the card has not been a very central part of the run why is my chat like it is right now did i miss a new meme or we're having fun all right that sounds great keep enjoying yourselves they do say the chat is reflective of the streamer shows what they know huh so oh [ __ ] it was a weekend yeah i don't feel like hunk often instigates trouble but if there ever is trouble and hunk is around the trouble gets worse is that such a bad thing i don't think i said that was a bad thing um so so i'm gonna take a lot of damage here before i stop taking damage you've rear it's not 5 am it's 9 21 pm wow you must be very drunk if you think it's 5 am is george hunks nana technically only technically though it's genealogically complicated new zealand is a lot like canada yeah what is the goal it's here goal we have every fight we want to leave the fight as much stuff as possible do you ever write anything uh i forgot when the last time i wrote something was i very occasionally write things so yeah i'm just drawing through my deck until i find a fire breathing so i can win the fight that's correct that's it exactly is that full heal 38 i'm healing for 101. i'm taking 38. yes the card is so mediocre i might take it though god damn it's mediocre i don't have a power yet we could take it just for like having a power achievement gut i have six energy seems opie so yeah metallicize is certainly not very good you're right about that i think i meant to full heal here again because i have med kit if i didn't have med kit things would be different but i do have med kit i don't know you're surprised at the number of dislikes on the backseating video really are you is that lower than like 30 percent of the views yeah i think we just have to leave mss hits us for too much watch pocket watch is one hell of a relic you take bloodletting gaining three energy is a lot more than gaining two energy like that card goes infinite with burning packed bloodletting spot weakness burning packed blood letting spot weakness burning pact and then reaper i have to hold on i have to un-beta art this card this card is probably pretty good now hey pillar infinite as long as they have hp well i have a reaper so i mean yeah it's not infinite but i do have hp a weeksy fan keep your uh venereal thanks to five months how so so padaroo paddle room foreign okay well man ceilings for three months looks mainly and uh looks like my infinite here may be quite brief due to not having very much health oh also it's not attacking me isn't great either hopefully i don't die here gosh that's so rude have i ever been banned from any chats probably i can't remember that ever happening i don't really see why it wouldn't have happened i am a noted internet troll have you seen this noted internet troll okay could have gone better my purple is pretty good here actually foreign found out last week that you can't see chat when banned feels bad man i also don't know what petaru is by the way if anyone anybody wants to share i don't use twitch child i use a third party program i don't see animated stuff in my chat feed i don't know it's like a lot of damage actually it does cost three at the start of fights i think i won't take it because i have the double tap whirlwind thing that i want to draw it might make it a little bit harder to draw that you know you know what i'm saying which chat is always trustworthy has been called that's true when i think of twitch chat i usually think of the word trustworthy just joined wadu hack sounds about right welcome don't play any cards there because i want whirlwind in my next draw pile so is this fight still glitched what does that mean i don't know what that means oh with the reaper thing maybe i don't know do i die if i pass turn yes it's unlucky i hope we don't do the thing where rep them answer just like randomly stop summoning minions that is not my favorite thing especially not when i would like to full heal off repton answers minions you know why is perfected strike still on the deck oh you have to like pay money to remove cards usually you don't just get to remove whichever ones you want all the time why won't you summon daggers whatever dual wheeled reaper i like dual wielding reaper usually i also sort of like do wielding whirlwind on this deck oh my god dual wield metallic size plus it's even more powerful dual wield perfected strike makes them all stronger yes that's true unfortunately playing feed is the tricky thing on this fight hey oh my god reaper's a pretty good card this is a swingy run i guess so i think it's been going really well the entire time though even if it looks like it's close sometimes i think it's actually been pretty under control oh oh oh oh my that makes the deck a lot better uh doesn't matter anymore nothing matters anymore pretty sure it's over i appreciate you hooking me up with a feel no pain there loping is definitely a good card at the moment clockwork intent next 18 months got sucked into cultist simulator i did not like that game that game was so weird for me like the experience of not liking that game because i had people recommend it to me and then i like tried it and i like mostly trusted the people who had recommended it to me and then it was just like not playable just not a good time why was it bad it was like halfway between a visual novel and a strategy game and i think you just have to pick one or the other i don't think you actually get to be halfway in between like they were trying to do it's getting interesting maybe 28 is enough maybe i don't actually need more than that it seems plausible is that the one where stuff happens in real time too it certainly does um if i way more cards here next turns very bad so i think i'm just going to not play more cards here while embark thinks the seven once next turn might still be very bad no it's pretty good though 28 card 28 block for exhausting a card does seem pretty good agree with you on that one all right almost 70 damage is the most damage the giant head attacks for yeah recently occurred to me this infinite doesn't work because i run out of cards to exhaust i have to weave power through in there too i guess bloodletting spot weakness burning pact bloodletting power through burning packs bloodletting spot weakness burning packs that'll do i have 300 block uh meat on the bone doesn't seem super relevant here i actually sort of like brutality now i did not like it at all the last time it was offered to me thing is i turn cards drawn into health so well now that drawing more cards seems like a worthwhile thing to do am i trying to out scale these or am i trying to kill them i think just outscale but getting rupture make this deck broken didn't i just like play like 30 cards and full heal and gain 4 max hp and deal 150 damage in the same turn like what what is what does the deck have to do to be broken in your eyes i feel like it might be quite strong already oh baby i'm a fellow skeptic thanks to the four months more metallicize is what we're missing how do you feel about the cowbell quotient in my way up yeah imagine caring about pocket watch when you could just have triple brutality embarrassing honestly honestly embarrassing so if you do wield trace did you triple wheeled or quadruple wheeled if you press w twice did you just press u four times so okay red crane i don't know what i'm doing anymore i'm trying to feed twice it's a little bit tricky somehow nope never mind super easy actually huh well three times i don't think it's very likely we feed three times here okay i am always playing whirlwind a billion times this turn or whirling for a billion damage or however it is you communicate that idea [ __ ] at your door wielding feed oh no uh so this is what i got for my hubris i certainly deserve it too blocking with the face that's why we may call this max hp you know that's what it's for so youtube viewers i'm gonna be so confused this is why you gotta watch live i guess i play this yes how do i come up with reaction pieces for youtube thumbnails someone came to my house my apartment and walked into my office and was just like making silly faces for an hour and a half and he kept on making me make silly faces wouldn't let me stop and eventually he left and then like three months later someone makes a youtube channel claiming to be me and all my faces are on it what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] like that one yeah was i forced to do silly walks i've always had a very silly walk just naturally is it registered with the ministry no no because you have to pay your dues you know i think it used to be pretty normal to register but these days most people don't you can get most of the things the ministry would have gotten you from the internet these days so there just isn't much reason anymore is that legal technically no but like nobody's gonna call you on it right but technically now go okay cool we go to the next act we have full health we have 149 of it innate brutality it's not that bad spot weakness is okay power through is okay it started on losing health as quickly as possible i think good membership card has arrived huh that's pretty good have i ever made use of a floor 54 membership card probably seems plausible no feel no pains in play yet unfortunately the burns are actually pretty good aren't they oh i think i accidentally killed them so this ends up being 90 twice is 180 it's too much i could make it less i could make it like 98 twice right can we get 70 twice why did i do that doesn't make any sense whatever uh that was dumb feeling pain or burning pact it's okay we desperately wanted this colorless potion i assure you i think i feel no pain is a very good card here just take feel no pain yeah as you can see impatience isn't even that bad yeah it is jack of all trades madness my madness burning pact me do i play spot weakness here don't think so don't have evolve in play yet meet on the bone is procking so i'm about to reshuffle without reaper in my deck a little bit concerned that results in me dying hey blatham i'm doing alright i don't know that drawing power through was what i wanted to do it's actually blocks for seven so 21 months [ __ ] lol huh the feed on heart dream is that the surviving the heart fight dream is almost dead right now this has not been a good start minkus indeed okay this gives me some health back have i ever played power through in a situation where it was like useful i don't know if i have oh yeah going infinite that one time that was pretty good that was pretty good in fairness it's an okay turn next turn play a lot of reapers enemy is not vulnerable now i think we have to draw is this actually two clotheslines now so hey did they change that unfortunately double tap is not upgraded see if i can draw power through this turn maybe it would be difficult not drawing power through i only have one reaper in the deck 7 times 15 is 105 which is exactly how much health i have right now do i have the other spot weakness i do get rid of whirlwind there right i think so looks like my bash is already gone anyway oh i needed the whirlwind maybe we're fine my life is very low there is absolutely an infinite and one of the burning packs cost zero so it's actually a more powerful infinite than usual even i hope i draw the right cards i think those are them double tap on pommel strike does it so so i need to kill a couple more cards somehow okay one more card weakness burning pact or through bloodletting burning packs it's just over at this point as long as i don't like massively pumped somehow how many times can you double tap it doesn't stack that way it just makes the next like two cards that you play double instead of the next one card that you play are there cards here that i want to get rid of i actually want to get rid of double tap that's not really doing anything anymore i think i'll play spot weakness one more time and get rid of that as well i don't need to wield anymore or do i with nary a moment to spare okay that's a bit of a slog pocket watch shores and procking no pocket watch did not rock very often there unbalanced opinion links the five gifted subs he pipes plays games oh pocket watch was not useless it just didn't do anything at the end of the run meet on the bone i think actually never did anything akka watch was a very big deal for like the second half of the run dangerously 22 months

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Id: V1ZDdcMu6N0

Length: 107min 49sec (6469 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 03 2020