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Sean your team to go first what do you think the nation should been talking about this week um the Italian Prime Minister Sylvia biscone what's sorry Michael Jackson yeah well let's stick on one thing shall we for a minute Sean Sean had a guest there and he was he was probably right wasn't he we can talk about Michael Jackson if you want I'm happy to if you want Michael Jackson to be our answer well you what do you think the nation should be talking about Joey Essex Michael Jackson what have you been saying about Michael Jackson this week I don't know I don't whether it's true about them like you know you know about the whole thing where did he did the doctor mean to kill him yeah what do you think I don't know well he's been it's been fascinating talking to [Applause] you I've a rum that he's actually still alive Joey he's still that's what I've heard is he still alive he's on some random like desert island somewhere just well yeah he's on a random not a rumor that's a load of [Applause] bollocks where did it go wrong for Hillary Hillary wasn't the ideal person that we get excited about she wasn't a woman who got people really excited she W fit enough well Joey oh Joey she's a grandmother yeah she's 69 years of age she's kept from her pictures she looks a right I see her I went in America and I see her like live on TV and she didn't look all right she what about Donald I mean does Donald do it for you Donald is he fit oh he don't do nothing for me I mean I don't I don't even know him you know what I mean joery do you do you only vote for people you know I didn't vote I couldn't vote no because you've got to draw an X to be able to write fingers on buzzers one more thing to get well it's Frankie kakosa isn't it after so much abuse he's finally gone God I liked him get so far anyway must girls must have loved him the bad boy he couldn't sing he didn't have any discernable talent and yet he seemed to be a big star he still got Joey ESS there should be some kind [Applause] of Rob what else what else do you think the nation should be talking about this week um I'm a celebrity thank you I was going to say sort of I don't when's the crossover when's it happen um yeah I'm a celebrity get me out of here jungle shows back now it no you used to work out there you used to do the what was the show on after yeah so I used to do the spin-off show and we talk about it was in Jungle but I did that for three years I miss it I really miss it sometimes I just go to Rainforest Cafe for a sit down rob you when I was there yeah I was there when you were there respect what you sound yeah what I like about when you was there it's got Joey's got I mean I'm not going to have a g your teeth cuz I can't really you know but when you was on it when you used to brush your teeth and I don't know if you still do this it's made me laugh so much he doesn't move the toothbrush you just shake your head it's so Weir I still do it so how do you brush your teeth every single day you're yeah but Joey when you brush your head do you just keep the comb still and just move your head I'm almost afraid to ask this but how do you wipe your arms completely normal yeah that is Joey what was it like in the jungle um yeah it's weird it's just like he just trapped in a jungle really with no food starving hungry who else was in there with you um K who won it where did you come did you play I come fourth that's good that's all right yeah all right I liked it yeah it's not about winning all right Hillary Clinton you Joey Barton what sorry Joey Barton do I know Joey Barton do you know him I I know of Joey B's aotb quite offensive I think he's jealous Joe he's totes Joe man he's totes jel of to I'm enjoying saying that I don't understand any of those words what happened with Joey Barton what did he say about you um I'm not really sure basically just just like I think he was trying to mug a few people off saying he was mugging people off yeah what does that mean he was knocking their tea yeah [Applause] oh basically we went to a premier and I think he saw a few people there so um afterwards he decided to tweet just saying toe freaks weirdos things like that he called you a freaking a weirdo called me a freaking a weirdo I was well offended that's not nice is it he was tweeting at half one in the morning so stop tweeting go bed man are you ice cream yeah Joey Bart what are you doing after a half one you should be in bed you're really naughty Joey Barton did say some very unkind things about the onlyway essics recently and I think I think it's only fair that you have the right to reply let's have a look at you in action on the only ways Essex sorry Joey Joey Barton's seen that and he's calling you an idiot you could have got Johnny I couldn't get away with that look I get nervous in front of women you the banter just roll you know I'm stuck for words I can't even think of animals my favorite animal is a trink not one of the greatest in the p in the sort of Pantheon in the list of great chat up lines what's your favorite animal I don't think it's ever really sort of been a clincher has it do you want a better you want a better chat up M did you fall from Heaven yeah cuz it looks like you landed on your face okay so most people would rather be more attractive than more intelligent true or false what's the point of being intelligent I'm not and I've done all right what no it's [Applause] just well yet to pick and choose in it so would you rather be better looking or more intelligent better looking what's the point of being intelligent if he does become intelligent his career's over what about you cuz you've got to watch but you famously can't tell the time is that just like as a showpiece watch or what's a Vibe well I mean watches are more for fashion AR they really not really they tell me about it brother yeah but you I think Joey actually you're really clever and it's all part of a sort of clever act I am I'm really clever I am yeah I mean I didn't do well with I didn't do well with school academically I'm not going to lie got no but I I I generally am I am generally really clever people don't know that and that's why they always make laughing they're taking me very serious I believe you I believe you clever is like what do you think is your cleverest moment or wants to just being an absolute G yeah yeah yeah just being a legend that's what I'm good at everyone else out there doing this brushing their teeth an idot very unique I know Jimmy it's like that very unique people you know it's just me Rob just pulls up at a car wash they think he's got to wash the car get get the roof off the truth is you know the noble thing to say and everyone wants to look good and go I want to be more intelligent that's a much better thing but I think the truth deep down you know you can't Instagram them brains I've never s been sent a brain pick yeah never sent you a brain pick have they like word of the day what Rob what what do you think will get you further in life being good-looking or being intelligent I'll take either You Cher I think you it might be boring being too attractive oh it's boring being too clever cuz you know everything what's the point of life you don't learn anything space travel I a't going to go to space joking if you could design your own rocket imagine that there's people out there who get out of bed and think design a rocket I reckon for cancer I think I'll cure cancer today breakfast first I'm not an animal those people um I think different things like you say be more attractive but different things make people attractive and it I remember what I what I found so attractive about my wife before when we first started getting together well her parents were mortgage free so so in a way it sort of it depends what you're a couple teers of attractiveness Kathy would you go for looks would you go for intelligence if you were looking for apartment bookish but handsome what's a bookish I've never heard the word bookish someone who looks have you audience I heard a few nose he's someone who looks like they read a lot of books so they might go around carrying a book maybe P class I know you're joking about no no no genuinely you serious someone who likes books all my days he's got he's got a book these are published I've got a book do you want my book did someone ghost write it or did you write obviously I didn't write myself come and be serious so what what do you think actually would you rather be better looking or would you rather be more intelligent what do you think oh intelligent because I would trick people into bed with my Keen knowledge of geography see what I mean no that's just not good intelligency oh J int trying to get people into bed by being intelligent come on man what do you know what I mean but did you always go for like a woman based on her looks do you always just go go one go bang tight or like do you actually go for personality personality exactly in personality the in looks a bonus don't get me wrong you're going for intelligence in the in the women in your life yeah because then they can help me out I I would I'd love to be clever don't get me wrong if I had a clever brain I was born clever don't get wrong that's it you it feels like we're in The Wizard of Oz [Music] now does he has he got a brain is he clever The Wizard of Oz I didn't I didn't sit there and study this childhood film and go yeah okay so we ain't got a brain and he yeah he likes bricks what I mean Joey I don't think you were giving this film your full attention Joe Joey what' you like to look off um the waxing okay all right so here's your related question most men are too embarrassed to undergo beauty treatments true or false well you've undergone a few or is that a natural tan this is natural oh that's a natural tan is it I've had sbers but I've quit sbers now I don't have sbers no more so you've quit suned quit my God you've made some sacrifices when did you quit sums last week so uh what's your daily regime Beauty wise what do you do Beauty wise obvious say you know I wake up look at myself and I think rain but then I get then what then then I get in get in a shower do a afterwards bang bang what you saying bang bang and who's over there that's meant to be the mirror Oh I thought that was your [Applause] Cara Joey you take very good care of your hair I've noticed yeah have a little uh have a little look at [Applause] this I'm going to get you a diffuser what then the cat technically say even that's a further another step away from blow dry a diffuser yeah it's what you know the little spikes in there you just run it through what it does it breaks it up and you'll get no split ends what are you done with a real Johnny Vegas Johnny what do you use on your head hey hey hey sunshine I had a perm all right there two minutes I used to lacquer I used a Mose I used a diffuser didn't towel dry cuz that created heat and friction no i' WRA around I give it 20 good minutes after did it with respect I hope that [ __ ] falls out I didn't mean off interet man yeah well you did and you know what give out for that look after you don't know where you go are you you so what what do you think do you think people believe in ghosts I mean Joey does because he wrote a book for him but I actually do I don't believe in ghosts I believe in spirits well that jager what's Jager [Applause] oh so do you genuinely believe in ghosts I don't believe in ghosts man I believe in spirits what's the difference between a ghost and a I don't believe in Caspar but I believe in I believe in like there might be a spirit around me now do what I mean like yes this is a sign of protection I think it's a sign you've been to Argos we've got Gemma here for a reason Gemma the the Levon inquiry yeah I'll be Hest I don't know what it's all about this about the politicians being corrupt three of them weren't they bribed and paid off I do know about this I hope to God you are called to the lon inquiry that would that would be the best TV of all time he Leon a place then he's lington a place yeah this is the lon inquiry I'm starting to realize the true consequence if The Only Way is Essex we are all knacked have a look at this this is a driver that basically he cleared his windscreen how could he possibly have an accident when he's when he's prepared that thoroughly do you know what I did to dece my car i' boil like three kettles and then when they were hot just Chuck went over it that can crack the window screen now excellent intervention from GMA why because you're putting boiling hot water on cold so it can crack I can't believe we're getting science yeah I'm really impressed we're doing a bit of science together so hot water on cold don't do it yeah it will crack and shatter and it could be dangerous CU it expands too quickly isn't it yeah JC yes J the JC great to have you here thank you what do you make of this Harry and Megan because they don't like the Press attention um I feel that the best thing they can do ultimately in life all you want is to see people happy if they're happy in Canada let them go to Canada that's lovely yeah that's how I feel okay good let them go and do a day hard work and see what we all have to do I mean hang on the last day's work you did jimy I suppose you [ __ ] AR yeah me that don't take a day but what's the average working day for the GC you're a legend yes what you do well I wake up at 4 I do some medit ation boit come on 4 in the afternoon no 4 4 a.m. 4 in the morning I always wake up 4:00 because it's the only piece and quiet gets to like do my emails um is that that's meditation now yeah emails meditation well yeah I wake up have a cup of tea meditate right think right let's seize the day do my emails and then literally back to bed for 5 hours no no no I'll be picked up about 7:00 I go into my Boutique I sort the stock out then I have some TV work meetings I do a podcast um you B your podcast Jimmy it's the number one podcast J Colin's podcast you can get loads of information on there gardening crystals Jem's mom pops on with some advice yes it's the next best thing out there it will change your life yeah but will it make it better um cuz you have you have a lot of pepperazzi following you all the time I've had to move three times I always give people a fake address now oh do you yeah how do they get to your house well well just well that's a good question sometimes I get followed I have been followed um you know sometimes they just follow the delivery driver yes yeah um me and stormy are the only people in the UK to have a deliveroo platinum card deliver Platinum tell me everything about this it used to be the thing was like the Nando's black card was the [ __ ] what's this it's only me and stormy do you have to eat together no I'd love to eat what do you get is it free delivery I think it's so like 12,000 a year or it might be 6,000 wow and we're s halfway through January so that's gone now yeah that weeks ago that weeks ago what's your what's your favorite what's your go-to on delivery um I've got a say I love a bit of Pizza Hut I'm not going to lie love a pizza or the the Brown Derby from wimpy yeah oh it was the best the brown donut ice cream on top loads of chocolate sauce and lashings of nuts [ __ ] lashings of nuts that's what they do in Saudi Arabia is it you you're a vegan yes uh well Jimmy I'm started off being a vegetarian I'm more vegan now because I've then become very aware lately no recently I I was shown how the cows are treated to get the milk hence I now drink oat milk every day have you seen left into those oats though and if the real truth was told of how they get milk from cows trust me no one would be drinking it how do they get milk from cows cuz I think they milk them no the only time I've got interest in football is when Peter Crouch and David Beckham are playing and basically a weird that famous Peter Crouch dance he does that dance he does that's not it you're the only one you're thinking of dresser I love Spurs that's who I support right and they're not playing are they in the year they're not playing in the year as a Spurs fan you'll know that the Spurs manager left this week his name was uh Jose Marin Jose Mourinho he's got quite a conon accent now he's really picked up English josein is it Harry redner Harry redner see I love har I love har John's team what do you think the nation would be talking about the snow oh germa straight in there well because it was like really changed all the color of the country and stuff how do you mean it's changed the color of the country does it quite insightful no cuz when you look out your window like obviously there's grass and there's gray buildings and like drive through London but when it snows it's beautiful so I think that's a Hot Topic to talk about that's good it's a cold topic oh yeah oh yes can I just say something are you on the way to a wedding now no I want this is especially for you well thank you very much you like the man from delte in that suit thank you but basically you know you said yes a few times I would imagine basically the church o o pack it in the church I that one the um you know the church has this thing you know we will welcome anyone through our doors and everything and really a lot of people hide in the church you know you've got a lot of these people that work in churches you see documentaries on it they've molested children when they have been in their church so I don't think the church has the right to turn around and say if you're gay you can't get married in the church because what goes on in a lot of churches isn't 100% anyway take that yeah we're good of course I know what you mean a lot of what happens in churches a 100% a f um Gemma what do you make of trump um one how the hell did he get your fake 10 recipe yeah one how the hell did Donald Trump get to be president oh Sor you missed that you're so late on that sorry JMA seriously years ago one minut in Trump Towers yes he was the presenter of The Apprentice yeah and then he became president There's Hope for me yet there's hope for me yes what would you run for office um well I think I could do one day if if Donald the GC can do it he clearly is very strange um and he's the president of the United States this is a concern and a worry I like the way you talk to me like I've just arrived from space she doesn't know about brexit yet well the reason I'm talking like this because I'm having to think as I'm talking it's night there is it why is there a war there because they've called OA bin L good question Sadam Hussein so what's what they there basically the Taliban don't like fun no it's Edward with Afghanistan because they've got lots of [Music] grit and that it was Britain needs every winter doesn't have enough grit and that is why Britain is in Afghanistan get I just think it's all a waste of money like you know these wars cost money and stuff surely do it's a waste of money the people that gave us for jazzles let's not start all right I'll let you off I get it TV license is going up gas is going up electric going up share it with someone but don't bring paperwork into the eventual demise of your love I think it's respect if you actually marry someone it it shows that you know there's respect there because you know you what listen you get a nice ring out of it and not only that basically you have a fantastic day but if you've been with someone for years and they can't even get down to Tiffany's and buy you a decent wi get them go do you not know where Tiffany's is yeah bun straight nip down and get one yourself then love I'm that I can find my own name I think it's really boring full stop and what is the Olympics going to do for us what what's it all about I I don't know what I don't know where to begin but how is he going to change lives it's not it's not going to change your life no no it's not going to change my life you know we've got the football we've got the tennis we've got dancing on ice what more do you need and uh GC if you ever been hacked I have had incidents where I've been talking on the phone and I feel like someone has tapped in that well you just chatting to someone else yeah yeah no are you are you saying you've been chatting on the phone with someone else got word in edgeways yeah hang on who's that grab those there you go perfect lovely hang on J you grab those oh and they're late they're not vegan I'm going to have to try this aren't I cuz I'm on this show you haven't taken much convincing you're a vegan I totally respect I tell you what they are delicious though they they are delicious have you tried it no no no no no no no no no no no I I respect you as a vegan I couldn't allow don't feel compelled cuz you're on the show JMA so delicious it really is nice oh that's everything you want is this it's like cuz it's sweet yeah yeah oh Rob please all right let me just smell it no have a have a taste go oh yeah it weren't many C what do you think Harriet I don't want to be a dick but try and be a vegan um are you a vegan yes okay so that's how a vegan would deal with that situation that's uh W it feels to me like someone at Muller is an alcoholic and they've caught him drinking at his desk and he's gone what no research that he's concerning like everyone's going on about the smell but what if there is some bad stuff in that guest that has got into our bodies if you did breathe it in and he's like eating our organs and you don't know it could be melting our brains it could be it could be people my age don't really watch the nose because they find it boring but how old are you [Applause] 32 every night sometimes I go on YouTube and i' i' I came across this guy right called David Ike yes and I've been watching him and he really well this explains a lot you're his target audience Jemma am I yes you are exactly the sort of person he's trying to reach he is fascinating he has said Beyonce isn't real but he and basically we are all run by aliens like there's aliens living amongst us in this country like reptiles which see why' you know to do that why' you know he says that they pull off their he's he shows it on the thing they pull off their faces yeah well imagine when you take the fake Chan off it looks different yeah why should we just believe that this gas has just come why did it come what is it doing to us you sound like you've just smoked your first joint I hav't I haven't I your turn first what do you like the look of let's have the picture of Gemma okay there we go here's your related question most people think their life would make a good reality TV show true or false false do you think false you don't think people think only if you're from S6 okay I can tell you the answer is false only 28% of people think their life would make a good reality TV show what's better Jordie Shaw to or maid in Chelsea that's a bit like saying what's more fun to catch TB di theia or KS G do you think you judge people by their shoes yeah really some yeah an essics thing it's an ESS now what it is if you're looking at someone as the next potential husband or date or whatever you have to look at his shoes well take a look then now from your shoes they're nice shoes they're smart they're clean they're tidy they look expensive that means you're all right that means I'm John shoes I've got shoes on but I that was such a graceless move though I you know I don't want all my swaps to fall out of my back yeah get John a new hamstring because that one has snapped how many people know that John Richardson's got a wooden leg yeah they're nice bit close to your face that's your problem with isue yeah that you are you broken Jos what what are you rocking what have you got yeah they're all right this is actually quite comfortable not for me you have to have like pointy toes shoes or loafers out Russell and Bromley and then you're all right in ess6 do you know that saying in ess6 at the end of the sentence doesn't just make it right you're right you're right he always saying John's steam the referendum there's this Flo called David Cameron there's this referendum's come about and we've we've got to sort it out this is where I'll come to you I'll take I know what the word is but I don't know really what a referendum is it's like getting your news in Braille and you're wearing gloves let's they're saying we're going to have a referendum which is a vote on whether we're in or out of Europe that's what that's what was about yeah I know now it yeah I know I think what we're proving here is that there should not be a referendum on Europe yeah that's the way to do it is it how long did you last in the Jungle Jim well it was genuinely six days but you only saw I think about two or three yeah I actually um went to the bush t a trial and asked Bob if he could bring me a Diet Coke and they said no unfortunately I said I'm really sorry I'm not going to be able to do this I've got to go what shoes you got on uh so we want you to judge these shoes Jud Simon Cal now have these shoes got the X Factor yes they have but I'm not looking at him as a potential husband why not because I'm with someone now oh my God you don't let know put your shoe away R you're not in the game do you mean I wasted my time putting my shoe up let's have Sylvio beras okay this week it was reported that 76-year-old billionaire and former Italian Prime Minister Sylvio basone is suing a magazine for photographing him with a harim of beautiful young women so we asked our studio audience do you find powerful people more attract yes or no yes you know that book 50 Shades of Gray yeah the guy that was in it was a very powerful like he he did turn out to be a weirdo but he was really powerful and he had that hold over that woman and it just shows you that women do like that sort of thing wasn't so much a hold as a clamp yeah the rules of caring a box are simple you both have a box but only one of the boxes has a carrot in it the aim of the game is to end up with a carrot it's a game of bluff okay Catherine in a moment I'll ask you to look in your box if you don't have the carrot then you have to Bluff Gemma into her giving you her box but ultimately it's gemma's Choice whether she keeps her box or swaps it with your box so Catherine look in your box yep okay Catherine you want a carrot Gemma you want a carrot let's play car in a [Music] box I can confirm Jemma there is a carrot in my box right I know a black when I see one I used to be a car dealer there's a carrot in that box yes there is a carrot in the Box yes there is there is a carrot in the Box you're right I know that there's a carrot in that box by the first bit of conversation you did I told you there was a carrot in the Box yeah yeah but I think he was saying that to flank me I could be wrong but I do think there's a carrot in that box would you lie to GC no I wouldn't but you want the carrot listen babes I'll be honest I'm not going to lie literally literally carrot in my fanny and the box I think there is yeah you sure yeah never never been sure you've never never been sure yeah I thought the aim of this game was to tell if there's a carrot in the Box yes right there the I think there's a carrot in that box can we lift the lead and can I sit back down honey please just this game thing it sights me out no I do think there's a carrot in that box I'm sorry and your complaint is you've been standing up for too long [ __ ] hell J see put me out of my misery open that box and let me sit back down please next to to be fair to Gemma she's got a long journey home she give her cab driver free addresses he Gemma it's your decision do you want to swap with Catherine's box or do you want to keep your own swap the Box the carrots mine okay all right is there a carrot in that box yeah well done JMA that means the wi car box is JMA she want to was theing you're good oh my God put it up again it's the same color is it listen I'm so clothed up I'm not I could learn a lot from you people lied to me all the time and I don't know until I'm pregnant what age were you when you moved out 31 you moved out last year yeah they started putting the news on you no right the best thing you moved out last year well the best thing about living at home with my mom and dad was I used to ring them from the bedroom and say can you put the kettle on and stuff like that and I night sounds really bad but we are from tics and that's what you do there but what if you well in that paper when you're back cuz I think the hardest thing would be making excuses if you want to bring someone back and you live with your parents and you got to pretend they're like your housemates let do it in your front room I moved in here quite young yeah um hang on hang on hang on a second hello hello just do it in the front room if your mom and dad are upstairs just take him in the front room just take him in the front room what a lovely call yeah this this is a weird one I know I'm usually I know I'm usually upstairs and you're down but I'm downstairs shagging and I am gasping what's the most common thing people lie about what do you think JC in your experience definitely their age how I can't ask I'm 38 years old and you've been on the Telly you've been in our lives for 10 years it's great what have you learned over those 10 years have you ever lied in those 10 years yeah well I was engaged I was engaged to Ramy yes I remember and it's a terrible thing but I could ad it g on I went to Vegas arch called me up from his hotel room and he said hello do you want to come down to the room see me what's going on you what's going on would you there on your own was Ramy no Bobby was in the room Bobby's on the show Bob so I say to Bob oh Bob just going to pop down to get us a drink from downstairs so he's like oh all right then babe I'll have a panina colada oh no so Bobby don't know I'm going to see AR have a penis colada I had a a very very very good penis card and Bobby covered my back but AR did as [Applause] well did Bobby ever get his drink no Bobby was left gasping yeah you weren't no I mean it's terrible but you do silly things when you're young it wasn't silly AR just your true love and what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas so you're good there I think it definitely hasn't stayed in Vegas I think people must lie about sleeping with people well that number nine on the list is how many people they've slept with um yes that mean I've got a point that's number nine we're looking for the number one e

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Published: Wed Apr 10 2024