BLACK MIRROR A Story Inspired by the Series Hey guys, welcome It's all good, a bit cold on my side That's nothing, A bit of cold never hurt anybody Kris! You YouTube piece of shit! We're gonna fuck you up What's up you whore, drama? After everything he's done for you? THE BREAKUP Hello everybody welcome to my channel, we have a special guest today Kris, he's also a YouTuber You guys check out his channel Today we're filming a Q&A with Chris Kris? Christopher? How should I address you? Kris? Kristoph? Kristopher? Kris I should have thought so Man was I shy I had no idea what to say - Why?
- Oh you know, a cute girl was sitting next to me You liked me? Kasia, Kasia What's in my mouth challenge! I'm gonna stick things in his mouth! Apple! Pigeons ate everything! I looked at pigeons eating and got hungry myself But the hot dog stand was closed Oh the adventure! Hungry pigeons! We'll be painting easter eggs now! Today's challenge is to prank Kasia It started off easy but... - A cream.
- What cream?
- A cream is a cream, Eye cream! I'm a dude so I only know one cream Fuck What is that Ugh Can we try again but without such... I'm scared of you now There are a lot of street performers here They're not that great Can we go, I'm cold -Give me 5 minutes to finish this
-More like 5 hours Stop complaining! I'm just having like a normal human reaction right now - Fuck you
- God you have no fucking chill Fuck you Okay my little dumplings, next question for the Boyfriend TAG Question 11 - Ready?
- Ready What is it that you least like about me? I think Sometimes You can seem a bit fake You worry too much about your image - What?
- It's not good - Why is it not good?
- Don't say such things about me Say something else The point of this is to be honest Honest questions about ourselves I'm recording this Sometimes you are fake How am I supposed to finish this now Sometimes she's fake Christmas cakes for the Christmas time! I have frosting and some gingerbread... people. Looks so good. Let's do a quick Q&A Let's see your comments. I'm reading! Hi everybody! Welcome to my newest episode! I'm with Konrad here! Konrad is also a YouTuber, we met at a party recently I can say I liked him a lot from the moment I saw him! He's so interesting! You'll see for yourselves! Third reason why it's good to be single. If you go to a restaurant, you order whatever you want You don't have to go for any dumb compromise If there are 2 people who compromise, you always end with a lose-lose situation Unless of course one of them is the type of person who orders one thing And then asks the people at the next table to take a picture of their food Because that's better for Instagram A red telephone booth! A real London staple! #london #travel #liveabroad Hi dumplings It's a beautiful day in London! What motivates you on a day like that? Please comment! #motivation #thegrind #whatgetsyouup You know what turns me off? Fake people! You think you know somebody but then it turns out they're fake! Gained some weight recently, sad face #donttakeyourselftooseriously #bodypositivity #gottaloveyourself #sometimesitshard I don't want to be recording this video But I feel that I have to I have to explain what's happening recently Kris has been really mean recently He posted a picture... I feel very violated having to talk about this subject It was a very private picture Things that Kasia is saying are all lies She's manipulating you, it's a manipulation She's playing with your feelings She's just looking for attention Like in every relationship, we opened to each other with leaves me... Because of that I have some... He's such a ...!!! I'll never support him again She's a fake person who Weak points in which he can get me. - You asshole!
- I'm disgusted All this time I've been saying she's just a huge attention whore She wanted to have an excuse for having a naked picture online It gets you a lot of clicks I heard This just in! Naked pics get clicks online! This is her current address This is where she lives Let's see what funny pranks we can come up with You'll fucking die! You're nothing without him! Whoring yourself out for views won't change that! Kasia deleted all our pictures together He had a password to my YouTube account Maybe I left it saved on his phone This picture won't disappear from the internets Thank you my loyal fans He had access to my account and started deleting videos You can build online influence on lies I don't understand why it had to get so ugly I understand he might be feeling hurt The audience is way too smart for this! Everybody's gonna realize that everything you say is a fucking lie! Inconsiderate, childish isn't even the word He's just being evil Maybe it's time the world woke up and realized the real nature of Kasia I wouldn't have expected Kasia to be such an attention whore And I thought it would be a love story You showed this bitch where her place is Bravo, Kris, bravo He's a scumbag piece of shit, and I bet he's a fucking queer It's obvious why they broke, who would fuck such a butterface Serves her right, he had no other way His audience is just elementary school kids Kasia is a whore Kasia is amazing Kris? I think he's gay All my dumplings are welcome to join the FAN MEETUP Tomorrow, 2PM #iloveyou #meetup #seeyoutomorrow You remind me of the Arctic Monkeys guy What the fuck is happening here I see some DUMPLINGS here A bunch of losers Having fun here? Oh, Kasia is here! Can I get a picture with you? Let's take a selfie Smile, dumpling Smile to the camera, it's so cute Look at all your fans here -You're acting like a dick
-I want a picture with you Tomorrow Cool birds eh? How could I have done this I didn't want that either Not only you It wasn't just your fault I didn't want to... Treat you like that, it just happened Emotions got the better of me I never wanted this I never stopped caring about you That's why I've done all that I don't think I'm gonna make myself cry Ok, it's up to you when we go I was thinking about you I wanted to hurt you so that you would think about me I was always thinking about you I'm sorry Thanks What do you think? How did it go? We might have gotten carried away a few times, but overall, a beautiful love story Who are we to each other? You think anybody cares about that People don't care who we really are What's important is everybody had fun But between the two of us...? I actually had the most fun And you're just gonna have fun like that forever? Hi dumplings, we have a little announcement to make! We got engaged!!!
