the boys get detention

[Music] forgot my combination where you going little beach we taste some nerd I have a whole bunch of problems at home so I'm gonna take all that rage and pent up aggression and put it on you cuz I don't know what else to do with it let's I'm confused about my sexuality so you know what I'm gonna punch you in the mouth softly with my mouth hey welcome oh what a me joining to [ __ ] I mean Sakura [ __ ] to dog you get the bottom lip I'll get the top this kind of gay breath dude yo give me that lip all right boys it's that time again thank you for more 9 for sponsoring today's video and something I get asked a lot is Josh how do I make a youtube channel how do I make those filthy filthy memes how do I add a video well here you go you guys have to try the Fillmore & 9 video editor it's designed for beginners it's easy to use even even look toddlers make it look memes on this thing just drag and drop your media files from the timeline and bam you got memes in seconds you can edit that [ __ ] straight away there are tons of assets built into form or 9 music titles filters animated elements you just drag and drop those effects straight into your video you can trim crop rotate you can do everything look at this [ __ ] you can also use for more a 9 screen recording tool to record the games how easy is that and boys if you want more cool effects just go to film Wars online stock library film stocks and film or is slowly affordable compared to the other video editors it's easier to jump into it's free to try you know the drill the links are in the description get amongst it yet whoa go on boys Jesse where were you dude you missed the bus I'm sorry dude I know I I met this super cool guy he gives me lifts his awesome car dude so cash and he even lets me sit on his lap see you later Dulce have a nice day he's sexy ass god he's so cool isn't he that's the [ __ ] town pervert fool what are you doing make sure you wear something special for gym class tomorrow tight ass cargo shorts oh well thanks God he's so cool ok boys I'm a teacher today any questions so what is being overweight cause blue hair and some women why is my left testicle bigger than my little too if video games make kids more violent why are they still so easy to beat the [ __ ] out of if your wife dies from childbirth can you press charges on the baby Josh water blind people walk their dog so much can black people dream okay that's actually that's a really good question yeah when's daddy getting his citizenship oh yeah I'd like to know the human body maybe 37 degrees Celsius but you cooked all right Josh oh very important question Josh why is every market in Africa go to black market [Laughter] isn't every market in Africa black market not wise he said why is Josh yeah why did she leave woof lesson one do you know who this man is is possibly the most important person in American history anyone anybody oh yeah yeah yep Oh dick dick dick they'll roll me yes you win a trip to see the Almighty oh my if you're like an atheist is this what your grandpa looks like my great great great great grandpa I'd like to see Jesus come up with a better explanation well I finally get an A in classes you got it man you got an A blew my own congratu I'm a fourth-grade superstar at my school numbers are fun in fourth grade we learn how to draw really cool stuff I drew this in his name's fluffy I drawed this I also drew this one that's a fighter chasing it's a fighter I drew that now you didn't yeah I didn't god JC you know you don't have hey my teacher said that this is the Sun and if you touch it this is a wall of illegal aliens and look there's one right there hey cabron beat jingoistic everybody sit down your substitute teachers here today I know it's showing tell so I brought an anti-tank rifle Josh is bullying me nice can I use the bathroom I don't know can you oh no teacher says that dog come on my teacher said that every [ __ ] day [Music] student please come up here get to the front pretend to eat the teacher all right all right good all right check this out okay I will be I will be you for student all right okay teacher may I use the restroom I don't know may you I don't know may you start feeding on your wife or the principal hey guys guys they've got it they've got pizza rolls on the menu which one of these oh yeah there was smash smash hey hey I thought you weren't allowed near the school that's the thing that I liked about high school boys ah good older and they stay at the same age Eddie Eddie yeah yeah what's up long hey that's Bob lethal he lives down the street dog I seen that fool yeah and and and look Molly no no I am not having any part of this this son can't stop me cuz I can't read look at this sick trick I learned hold up ready Josh you see my man you okay I can't feel my legs dude [ __ ] my bones are wet no I need to apologize for something dude that's disgusting what juicy don't want to play no girls allowed medicines you fourth dude come on man come on no girls allowed that's right no girls allowed hey in you let pay the pedo in yeah that's right cute Busey come here come on clear alright peace said you could come in but he's got inspect you first to make sure you're not a girl dude are you serious you've realized that he's a pet all right he gives me rides to school every morning he's a good guy I don't know he's kind of thought you did this makes no sense to see this is less than that time that you told us that you invented the question mark of course you don't believe you'd even look at the diagram send Eddie and oh no Eddie dog why I have one question one question Pete do I get to be a citizen after this so you're gonna be a sitter sooner some yeah just come on back here yes sir my office you see he can't come in he's too old hey yo what the [ __ ] is this dog that's all my homies and my peers on there too this is racial profiling dog worthy in for no reason just cover on is whatever anyways what I see putos I'm ready dog Eddie this is exactly what they wanted do you want to be another face on this board dude you're gonna be done for racial profiling or even worse no brazen oh I didn't even realize it said racial progress in a shoe one you see that that's all me baby yeah that's entire know me nice just me I'm always racial profiling dog no I'm just straight pissing dude 24 zone you knows then every time the UFO flies down it's Eddie's family to enjoy [Laughter] the drive-by Heidi's mom buddy's mom I would like to introduce you guys to a little special someone I found him in the graveyard like chewing on bones and [ __ ] his name is not your narrator you don't have enough crowd your [ __ ] right is that is that actually the sound you make when you're drinking water yeah I don't everyone makes that noise going drink some water then I don't think you're just gonna put in a video make fun of me but okay no we're not just drink just have a big sip then if that's how you did mmm mmm that sounded refreshing how do you feel yeah I feel so much better I'm gonna go back for seconds oh yeah just a tiny I just wanna hear what it sounds like when you have a little tiny sip just lick it just like it just look it's like a like a cat yeah just laugh at it just a little sip just break don't even break the surface tension like is it all cuz when you go to like the beach and you're drinking to order oh no the lifeguards like jump up and spring into the action dude I'm not drowning I'm just drinking it and I'm not allowed at the beaches any more for your info I got banned so why why dip in it what okay listen I went to the beach and I may or may not have gone fully nude covered in [ __ ] peanut oil and now I keep getting this message saying this thing about like sex offender and I don't know who sex is or how I offended them but apparently I'm on some sort of list which is kind of cool but yeah a lot of people are metal straws but I actually have like the opposite right because [ __ ] Turtle gang dude I have turtle killing straws dead-ass they heat seek Turtles I'll just take a quick sip [Music]

Channel: JoshDub

Views: 10,532,939

Rating: 4.9530473 out of 5

Keywords: vr, joshdub, virtual reality, vr gaming, funny moments, vr funny moments, best vr moments, memes, comedy, funny, mully, juicyfruitsnacks, eddie, eddie vr, south park vr, pavlov, pavlov mod, your narrator, narrator, back to school, the boys

Id: 0CWGKNgYqog

Length: 12min 55sec (775 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 30 2020