The Big Lebowski | Bowling With 'The Jesus'

that creep can roll man yeah but he's a  pervert dude yeah no he's a sex offender   with a record he did six months of chino  for exposing himself to an eight-year-old   when he moved to hollywood he had to go  door-to-door to tell everyone he was a pedo ass   that's a better ass mother  shut the [ __ ] up donny so how much they give you 20 grand man and  of course i still get to keep the rug just   for making the handle yeah they gave uh dude a  beeper and also whenever these guys call what   if it's during the game oh i told them uh  if it was during league play what's turning   league play life does not stop and start at your  convenience piece of [ __ ] i i figure yeah uh i   figure it's easy money you know it's all pretty  harmless you probably kidnapped yourself huh   oh what do you mean dude rug piers did not do  this look at it a young trophy wife marries this   guy for his money she figures that he hasn't given  her enough you know she owes money all over town   [ __ ] it's all goddamn fake man it's like lennon  said you look for the person who will benefit   and uh uh you know you know you'll uh uh you  know what i'm trying to say i am the walrus   that's a [ __ ] [ __ ] oh yeah i am the  shut the [ __ ] up donnie the eye lenin   vladimir ilyich ulyanov what the [ __ ] is  he talking about [ __ ] exactly what happened   that makes me [ __ ] sick well what do you care  about those rich [ __ ] this whole [ __ ] thing i   did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck  so that this [ __ ] strumming this [ __ ] horn   vietnam man well there is a literal connection  walter face it there isn't any connection   you're wrong have it your way but my point is  that my point is are you ready to be [ __ ] man   i see you roll your way to the semis deal with  me oma liam and me we're gonna [ __ ] you up yeah   well you know that's just like uh your  opinion man let me tell you something pandeyo   you pull any of your crazy [ __ ] with  us you flash a piece out on the lanes   i'll take it away from you and stick it up your  ass and pull the [ __ ] trigger till it goes   click jesus you said it man  nobody [ __ ] with the jesus eight-year-olds dude you

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Length: 4min 40sec (280 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 24 2021