The Best of The Big Lebowski

there's the money Lebowski where's the money Lebowski here's the [ __ ] money [ __ ] it's uh oh oh it's down there somewhere let me take another lock oh no oh no don't do this not on the rock man see see what happens Lebowski you see what happens nobody calls me Lebowski you got the wrong guy I'm the dude man your name's Lebowski Lebowski your wife is bunny what my what my wife bunny do you see a wedding ring on my finger does this place look like I'm [ __ ] married the toilet seats up man [ __ ] is this obviously you're not a golfer whoo yeah isn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire [ __ ] yeah what do you think he looks like a [ __ ] loser hey at least I'm housebroken [Music] okay the old man told me to take any rug in the house well enjoy 20 grand man and of course I still get to keep the rugs for making a handle yeah hey Gav do the beeper also whenever these guys call or foster negate oh I told him if it was during league play what's turning late like five does not stop and start with your convenience yeah piece of [ __ ] I figure when did he start oh wow you son of a [ __ ] no RJ hey careful man there's a beverage here it's like Lennon said you look for the person who will benefit and you know I'm Morris you know you uh you know what I'm trying to say and the walrus yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah I'm the walrus that's it the [ __ ] up Donny the island and vladimir ilyich Olli it off the [ __ ] is he talking about [ __ ] exactly what happened that gives me [ __ ] sick well what do you care what rich [ __ ] my point is you're ready to be [ __ ] mine I see you rolling away to the semi dios mio ma Liam and me we're gonna [ __ ] you up yeah well you know that's just like your opinion man there's a female form makes you uncomfortable mr. Lebowski uh is that what this is a picture of in a sense yes my art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men the word itself makes some and uncomfortable vagina oh right but but let me explain something about the rug do you like sex mr. Lebowski anyway sex the physical act of love coitus do you like it I was talking about my rug you're not interested in sex I mean coitus I'll take a look at this hmm I know that guy he's a nihilist that wasn't hurt oh dude whose toe wasn't Walter a [ __ ] should I know I do know that nothing about it indicate the nail polish Walter fine dude cuz it's impossible to get some nail polish apply it to someone else's toes someone else's where the [ __ ] I think you want to go I can get youto believe me their ways dude you don't want to know about a balloon yeah but Walter hell I get youto by 3 o'clock this afternoon with nail polish hey this is a private residence man [Music] it was in North Hollywood I'm Radford near the in-n-out burger well the in-n-out burgers on Camrose near the in-n-out burger cause a good burgers Walter shut the [ __ ] up anyway we'll go there after the what have you embrace the kid should be a pushover looking at the in-n-out pressure to [ __ ] up yeah and also let's not forget let's not forget dude that keeping wildlife in an amphibious rodent for um you know domestic within the city but Eagle Eagle either what are you a [ __ ] Park Ranger now no I'm just trying to uh [ __ ] about the [ __ ] Marmot [Music] your diapers on Dada ski jacket re1 wants to see you what a [ __ ] lawyer man I want bill counselor man we're wrong could be mr. tree horn tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party that you were drunk and abusive mr. tree horn treats objects like women man not a worthy hey what's this day of rest [ __ ] was it [ __ ] I don't [ __ ] care go mellow to Jesus but you not fooling me man you might fool a fox in the league office by you know who Jesus is bush league cycle stuff laughable man I would all [ __ ] you in the ass Saturday I [ __ ] you in the ass and next Wednesday instead Wow you got a date Wednesday baby but just because we're bereaved doesn't make us fat sir please lower your voices man don't you have you know something else we can put them in you know that is our most modestly priced receptacle god damn it Azura where else around here you you

Channel: Michael Hess

Views: 3,315,799

Keywords: the, best, of, big, lebowski, movie, top, clips, coen, brothers, 1998, jeff, bridges, john, goodman, steve, buscemi, comedy, funniest, funny

Id: V0aDEvmf5u0

Length: 7min 4sec (424 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 02 2016