The Beverly Hillbillies - Season 1 - Episode 2: Getting Settled (1962) (HD 1080p) | Buddy Ebsen

[Music] so [Music] [Music] welcome well howdy well now ain't that handy that paul way of the road takes a bend in here runs right by the front door no mr clapper this is your driveway it goes with the house is this buying a high oh yes indeed it was built by john barrymore one of our finest actors pretty fair stone mason too hey jack this here is dandy soil fine granny we'll commence plon tomorrow but this is beverly hills dirt is dirt yes i know but why don't we look around inside [Music] well here we are i hope you're going to like this place i picked out for you maybe a trifle larger than what you're used to but i feel a man with 25 million dollars in my bank should live in a manner that come in come in this is your home as i say it's maybe a bit more than you used to but i'm sure you'll be comfortable now my secretary will be over right away to help you with the hiring of servants or whatever problems you may have she's a very efficient girl mrs hathaway jed you and jessica fetch in my stove so so i can get some videos to cook you have a beautiful stove thank you fetch it in jab you scare up some wood ellie no no i mean you have a stove already installed in the kitchen where's that ellie you go with granny she'll still need you to fetch some wood sure uncle jed guess what there's a whole nother house up here you'll come down from there life is not that belong to somebody else this is your kitchen oh and and here's the store the last word in food preparation and speaking you'll find everything you could possibly want stored right in here well i'll leave you ladies to your jewellery delights a bon appetit talks gibberish you said a great deal of storm this year's stove granny well we'll see kelly you run out and fence some wood i'll get a fire going in here and we'll see i hope it's all right for you to be missing school oh sure uncle jed they ain't straight in the fifth grade you're in the fifth grade already starting this year don't seem like no time at all since you went with your mom to get you started in the first grade he was six years old no bigger than that he drove clean over to oxford so you could go to the same school you paul went to you wouldn't know that town today unforget oxford yes sir where that town has grown and growed and spread out and built up and just kept getting bigger and bigger where today well i bet you there must be at least three four dozen people living there tastes like that's all right to visit but i wouldn't want to live there if you have any assistance no thank you mr uh we're just talking about jethro here getting back to school oh well we have some excellent educational facilities out here mr clabbit where do you go to school general oxford yeah you see jethro's mall that's my cousin pearl she married oxford man so naturally jethro he goes to school there too i'm the champion crawdad eater that oxford get throw put away three buckets of crawdads four and he's learned to cipher and everything aside for some for mr dry deal one and one's two two and two's four four and four is eight i have to take off my shoes to get any problems i'm sure we're thinking of two different oxfords you see this one that's very very famous and very old that's where jetro goes to school been there since pioneer day that's how come it got its name it's where the oxen used to forward the river so the folks took the calling oxen forward and later on and got shortened to oxford well i'll be running oh by the way here are your keys my secretary should be over very soon well thank you very much mr drive dale for everything you've been doing first oh it's my pleasure mr clavitt you see i'm not only your banker i'm your next-door neighbor well you'll see i ain't that nice well now why don't you bring your misses over tonight for supper and i'll have granny wamp up a mess of grits and hog jowl well you see right now my wife is in boston oh that's too bad when she be back not too soon i'll fortunate you later well thank you mr dragondale uncle jed you reckon one of these days i can have me a little bitty old taste of granny's moonshot i just throw you know the family rule about granny's moonshine you get your first taste on your wedding day and not before well uncle jed that might be an awful long time i ain't even got me no sweetheart i can't why back home every time i get me a girl one of them their big fellas would take her right away from me maybe out here in beverly hills paul could i please have the axe i got to split some wood for granny picture jethro ain't this place got a wood pile not that i could find but i found a whole row a black old dead tree trunk pretty near as high as this height is it kind of big for you to tackle well shucks no paul they're only this big around and all trimmed in top and strung together with the black rope so as no matter which one you cut the others keep it from falling somebody had a right smart idea there it's the same i think i'd rather have jethro do the cutting oh ah cutting trees and chopping logs ain't no work for a girl i'm just as strong as jethro you ain't neither i am so you ain't neither i am so cute you want a wrestle dawn too not here here that ain't no fair fight somebody's gonna get hurt i already seen you getting too rough you get thrown the person can get crippled from a hole like that get up from there i can't understand you turn him a loose you get up from there before i take the strap to the boat i hear you get out there and chop down one of them tree trunks and saw granny some nice logs yes sir i could have walked if you hadn't tripped me okay come back here and sit down i want to talk to you and square and i'll do it again that's what i want to talk to you about ellie mae you're getting too big to wrestle with boys i'm as big as jethro big that way i mean uh growed up you're a young lady now you gotta start minding your manners and fixing yourself up real nice and wearing dresses pow folks would call me a but easy for girls to act like girls you see ellie i raised you like a boy and i was wrong to do it i reckon every man like to have a son he was my only youngin and when your mom passed away i just decided to turn you into a boy by the time granny could come to help out he was too wild to tame by thunder you could out run out climb out fight not shoot every boy in them hills i still can paul it ain't fitting it ain't right for folks to go against nature i look at old duke greg we could turn him into a cat of course not that's right because nature made him into a dog it's the same way nature made you into a girl and lately she's getting more and more positive about it i mean my ears just grow no nothing like that you're pretty oh paw i know you don't like it when i say that but you like it what the young fellas around here come in saying it and they will only they'll probably be using words fancy words i won't even understand but really me ain't nobody can ever tell you how pretty you really are sydney you're the living picture of your mom [Music] you're still here i thought you were going up to the collaborative state i didn't think of putin for supposed to be absent simultaneously in the event of crises the only crises you have to worry about right now is getting mr jd clamping happy now get up there tell me how did you like the flamingos i thought pink flamingos around the swimming pool would add a rather elegant touch mr clampett is not a man educated to elegance that will take time right now there are more pressing problems of course getting settled the servant problem well whatever they are just get up there and solve them now jd clapping is this bank's largest depositor and i'm making his satisfaction your responsibility i accept the mental responsibility with which you have cloaked my shoulders and i shall so conduct myself that if this great financial institution shall last a thousand years this was their finest hour andy wood all right got a lot of pitching tower in it ought to burn real good yeah that flimsy great holes up granny this is top of that tree trunk the one i should split it up too no just leave it outside yes this place ain't even got a wood box yeah folks don't need much wood out here remember what pearl said it don't get cold yeah i remember it might not get cold in the day but it sure freezes solid at night how you know i'll show you how i know every bit of food in this here storage bin is froze harder than a rock yes mighty thin skinned hog but i'll be dog take me two days to throw out that ham before i can ever cook it people are no better and store food up against north wall wow we'll dig us a root cellar we put all this stuff in it going out there and catching some chicken okay uncle jack oh you know we got chickens please this size is bad to have chickens clean off roasts chick chick chick chick all you take it ellie see if you can find the creek i gotta have some water jump on this place you ain't even got a well yeah boy did you find a chicken i found something i ain't sure if it's a chicken a goose a duck or what where is it i couldn't catch it that thing can outrun a jackrabbit no goose or duck if it is i was right about things growing bigger out here that thing was this high ah jethro honest it's got legs this long dibb is on the drumstick drumstick ain't much whoever gets that neck is eating from now on commences here and runs plum up to here you ain't forgot what i said about granny's juggalic i ain't been at granny's jug you have your input honest cross my heart where'd you see this chicken down by the sea man pot she meant palm uncle jed that pun is the fanciest thing you ever did see why they are steps so as the cattle can walk right down into it and get a drink and up at one end there's a lady standing there made out of rock and she's pouring water out of a jar right into that cement pond well that's how come that big old pink chicken to get away from me flew right over the top of that there right lady landed in that pond and swam like an otter just flapping them big opening wings of color what color did you say that chicken won it's pink peter i told you that stuff was stunk you're gross screaming i didn't i didn't touch a drop you and me is going to the woodshed you swear to be telling the truth so help me jefferson davis when you speak to the president he ain't president no more i'll have no yankee talk in my kitchen jethro you and me is going back out there and corner that chicken granny you get your fire going ellie mae you sweep up out front and keep your eyes open for that miss hathaway i'm counting on her to take you in here and get you in the right kind of clothes come on you there young man i'm a young man but i showed you thank you for thinking so good heavens you're a girl yeah i'm jane hathaway executive secretary to mr drysdale and you i take it are a domestic of some sort cleaning their own house made just what are your duties with mr clapton well he sent me out here to sweep up but he said you'd take me in hand and get me the right kind of clothes and everything indeed i shall we have a complete servant's wardrobe from chef to chauffeur what in the name of thomas chippendale is this is with this disgraceful and unsightly mound of debris oh yes ma'am this is all hanging but charming and heat just like you said you a rock lady pouring water into a cement fawn yes sir and over there's where i seen that great big pink chicken only thing is it don't sound like a chicken it makes a kind of hollering noise rick and you'd make a hollering noise too if you used to lay egg like that i ain't oh my that's what i call an egg and you won't have to worry about food now will she cook this don't work i'll get the shovel in a hole and rake it out of there you keep this egg just like everything else out here froze solid [Laughter] i take it he's a gardener oh yes ma'am paul just can't wait to convince gardening apparently however as though i admire his enthusiasm i must provide him access through the main entrance now tell me about the rest of the staff is there a chakra a what someone who does the driving oh yes ma'am that's jethro of course i don't reckon he can stay around very long he's got to get back to oxford and go to school oxford he attends oxford university well he just calls it school paul went to school there too so yes old school time great pride those oxford men sorry i couldn't stop before granny was having trouble in the kitchen paul do i have to wear this your stuff that miss hair oh no there can be no appeal from mr clavitt's orders thank you ma'am glad to see you taking the firm hand handling hallelujah that's right pretty makes you look taller she's got me walking on pegs we'll run in and show granny and uh get rid of those old clothes dude granny i presume is the cook yes ma'am but she ain't too happy about it right now i shall deal with her directly now let's see maid gardner cook chauffeur oh uh i understand jethro is an oxford man you bet he is i'm uh quite anxious to meet him i don't blame you fine looking young fella single dude and he's on the lookout for a girl i am only interested in the intellectual rap for which i would naturally have with an oxford man i presume you went to eaton as a boy if i know jessica he went to eat in the minute he was born yes of course i suppose his father matriculated him i kind of think maybe it was his mom well no matter at any rate he's an eating man that he is matter of fact jethro won the eaton championship a marvelous what was he champion of eden yes i i know but what was it cricket oh no no it's crawdad i don't think even jethro would eat crickets i was referring to the game where's the axe i'll bet you granny you talk to ms hathaway and just why does cook need an axe i've hit this with everything i could lay a hand to i even want it with an iron skip you are supposed to hit it with a croquet mallet all right where is it i don't think i'll tell you there is a time for work and a time for play now then what are we cooking for mr clapping well i don't know what you're cooking them but if he wants any vittles for me somebody better shoot a possum you got a better idea but of course a nice big fluffy souffle all right you shoot it and you skin you don't even know what a supply is what kind of a cook are you i'm a cook with a stove that don't draw food that's froze solid chickens that can't be caught eggs that can't be broke and a smart alecky city woman telling me my business that's what kind of a cook i am mind your tongue little woman i can have your job you sure can and the sooner the better okay no i can have an intelligent conversation look granny i got that big chicken i hope it ain't as tough as this egg that is a flamingo oh no ma'am that's my nephew jethro say hello to miss hathaway i didn't mind him hey there's the thing dangerous chicken you ever did say you go to school at oxford yes ma'am i'm in the fifth grade [Music] that beautiful bird i've taken just about as much as i'm gonna take from you yeah granny bailey you get the fire going under the big kettle outdoors young lady where is your maid's uniform i ain't gone away oh yes you are no i oh yes you are if i must view you forcefully i wouldn't try them you are the stars all of you sat fire i am the most incompetent in survival group of domestics it has never been mine ah chief you're just in time to help me take disciplinary action you're fired i've already told them damn you these people are the clampetts yes that's right now go back to the office and pick up your severance bay you are through oh mr drysdale uh hold on a spell i reckon it's been a kind of a misunderstanding but this little lady's been a right big help to us why she fit in just like one of the family matter of fact her and me is going out hunting eat that right miss hathaway you can take that pink chicken back out of the cement pond we're going out and shoot us a nice big fluffy souffle [Music] [Music] [Applause] you

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Length: 25min 11sec (1511 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 10 2013