The Best Of The Hoax Hotel Vs. Scammers 2016

credit card you got it 2006 what a year Gerald Ford dies Pluto loses its status as a planet let's take a look back at all the precious scammers we were fortunate enough to bombard this year we've got a celebration started here let me tell you why you don't why you don't call nobody else bro oh I do trust me I call them all all you scammers what you are trying to do uh I don't like it a cash flip who watch that what's that a cash flip I just flip it on over to you this is the help you he mother CH 479 ner Niner yeah you know like if you're calling from a walkietalkie eat my [ __ ] you [ __ ] this is Al 10 Penny all right you're playing about the house correct sometimes I'm there sometimes I'm here you know I can never tell which I'm $10.7 million oh my Lord oh that is amazing hold on so I can give you the name okay just gave me the name then I guess yeah would you prefer meeting up or should I just Western unionize it or that tends to sear on the edges of the electric ranges and I I can't really have that happening you know so huh this is Charlie how can I help you I li into me L into me I would text it to your mobile phone various coax and ethernet cables and whatnot you know you Finance how help you is uh is Jay Edgar Hoover going to be sending this himself or so so so so what's so what's going on uh you're being reported to the FBI that's what's going on um I'm going to put my name down here it's a Bertha muscle you have to put in my boss's name because he's the one who picks out the order so and I just him into the system and do the slip oh just flipping on over why the [ __ ] are you calling her again and again why not go and sleep is late no it's not late it's late over there because you're in Nigeria he you but it's not late here what you are doing you have a receipt in your hand but why you can't found the reference number and did you need that all up front right oh yes please like I said the drawing is tonight you know and I want to get these numbers and just parlay it into the power I'm going to use a Black Magic on you as send me all your money you mean some Juju you're going to use some Juju no it's a b it's not a b it's a b b not a b it's a b b yeah I've been in uh in In The West Wing of the Western Union for the past about 3 hours but um I have been praying for a wonderful T to come take care of my oh well I'm the answer to your prayers let me tell you if you want to make money bro let's make money now I know you think I'm a scammer you are a scammer I don't think you're a scammer I'm staying online it will take hardly five minutes correct yes just hardly why you why you on hold why you still me on hold for like an hour I don't know why you interrupting me you're making me about this all right and make what about it just at the FedEx that reminds me of the old Scruff McGruff commercials you remember those what you say yes sir how are you doing today oh good how are you doing today he's gonna be shipping over some Goods because we are in a desolate state right now oh my first name is Carolina yeah Carolina is my first name Kentucky you know like it's it's near to the Louis valy oh Kentucky oh old ucky bourbon wh okay perfect I'm going to dive I'm going to literally dive through the doors onto the bus one thing do one thing I'm in heaven have you got drunk oh people that's that that that will shoot if if [ __ ] got a problem how am I not how am I going to trust you without meeting up I I think I can only do like $9 though no sir uh sir uh all the money is for your puppy flight activation ticket $9 can never go Barry Brussel water is my name no I can talk with my manager and they will transfer a grant like 50 $50,000 oh can we just flip that into a million just keep calling and see I'm going to be calling you all day actually probably all night too I know you are keep calling all night I dare you to [ __ ] call me all day I'll calling you all day P I'm gonna call you back getting confused right now so I'll just give you a call back yeah this is Bailey cumber bun about little popsters I'm going to get you I'm going to get you you are to take care of D marriage that are accumulated on this I love that word hello yes yes are you you're not listening I'm telling you just close command prompt and open the Google Chrome do you have the internet Google Chrome that sounds fancy I don't know I don't know what that is okay sir I will call you later okay so pick up my phone because I have to scam some other person okay yeah what's your vex Victor learn how to speak and then give me a call you as old this is Victor did you think that you know better than me yeah I do think so actually okay but I'm telling you what to get done and you're telling me that you used to print Federal uh I think so yeah I could be wrong but thanks for calling can I help you hey B do you have the cash of 390 yeah I do should I should I burn it for warmth tonight pretty it's pretty late you should probably go to bed I think it's almost 4:00 a.m. just go if if you give if you give mon information tell them that you want to send this money to a b kind of a stn entity there um [ __ ] you listen [ __ ] you okay [ __ ] you I can't really hear you very important though I really need to speak with them I understand I understand you need to speak to him but it is not right that you been calling again and again again and again Ben Ben Ben Ben I think there's also a Benin in Manchester but I haven't been there in about uh 85 years sorry she actually informed me I couldn't drink in the store so didn't know they frowned on that okay just hold on uh how much loan you looking for sir uh for like a million just like a small loan of a million dollars yeah cuz you're blocking all the other lines oh that's a damn shame isn't it I I I am I am un special agent so they can call me anywhere can call me anytime oh you're special agent like a007 kind of a deal I like James Bond you understand I'm [ __ ] scamming people that's what I'm doing don't allow me to show you what Africa is how long it's going to take to be with the computer uh well I don't know I don't know if they've legalized that yet you know I don't want to have a whole another Rowan Oak situation going on if you know what I mean but man have your ID and password to do a little regression analysis on that okay yeah that makes sense just one thing what what's that me me London going to the London right ad I help you today who you why ask question we used to have the old 144 going for a while you know I have to maintain the maximum security invol this the Maximum Security Prison involved in this yes of course Gerald Ford I was trying to reach Mr gonzale you are funny I'm going to get you arrested for this you're going to get me arrested who by the FBI yeah in 45 minutes no yeah I'm I'm a pastor oh you're a pastor oh well bless you have you gone mad are you out of your mind have I gone mad I actually have gotten mad I haven't gotten mad for a while though I am on several drugs right now you're calling the DEA harass what is going on the DEA what's your address yes that is correct all I must for you to taking very good care of the place that's all you're after okay oh yes please oh yes yes yes yes yes listen to public he yeah show it to your wife okay because soon she will become a wi this what's going on this was go on okay my girlfriend she works at a Walmart money center she have access to Money Gram in Western Unions transactions she going to do everything computerized oh computerized hacking that account bank Import and Export oh of what latex yeah L is a lion can't you understand the details of your transission ant lion yes send the through monam monogram is very nice send the monam why didn't you pick up my calls earlier I was [ __ ] my girlfriend I won't be able to view the interior yes please yes please [Music] what then uh uh then you go to ATM card and make withdrawal instantly without any any any any any any delay any delay okay attorney at logist and Walker how can I help you yeah do you want me to spam your phone all day maybe we can meet at uh Benin or something for some soup would that be nice if you are still very much interested absolutely H infinite internet infinite internet I'm calling in regard of my uh per poy it sound to me like it's a smart person the package contains 10.5 million unit St oh that is oh man that's amazing you got the Indian slang yeah it's not John Kenzie a can you ship them to the circus is that possible no no it means [ __ ] but your wife is a [ __ ] well so if you receive a call today yes your power will get shut down today oh [ __ ] is it 10 million ATM cards or is it just one card with 10 million on it well you need to be is that better you know how it's not technically legal in in uh California right now yes please yes please um so I could use my drug dealer as a reference then yeah that's okay that's okay my drug my drug dealer okay hi this is James Watson how can I help you oh my God please I don't want to speak this for you're calling me again and again you're full of [ __ ] you a [ __ ] bastard me 10% 10% what do I look like some are you flirting with a federal officer that is correct you're talking to mros you're talking to Mr Rand labros oh of course yes Mr labros I didn't tell you to type the Windows key I just told you to hold that down yeah I held it down and then I I held it down like DJ Ked and then I typed in R but I don't see any stacks of cash coming up um so you understand that your agent is in your country take people your father mov damn are going to die very soon that's that's not what I'm asking you I'm asking you how I said stop calling me on phone please no I'm not going to stop calling you you're so [ __ ] uh I'm going to cut the numbers of the tracking number into the wheat field with the tractor so you can see it when you're flying over uh with your helicopter all right yes just send me a picture of the H receipt it kind of crumpled up though I don't know I spilled a little bit of the Boon Farm on it but thank you for calling naal grade how can I help you hi there I heard you were interested in getting your phone line shut down today is that correct oh yes please yes please yourself I'm not making enough money right now I mean by talking to you so if you don't mind I can go ahead and take another call I don't care I don't care you abuse me oh why do you love me I don't love you I'm a frost and I know when people are lying to me Marina I said I ain't giving you no goddamn 350 goddamn Loch nness Monster hello yeah is this m Mr Mullen Presswood we got we got cut yes please a [ __ ] story about a lus monster listen I don't have time to play chug along here on the sidewalk so hello this is Jes most people actually f for this and they end up sending you know even the life St you understand are you coming to Benin uh I'm going to Benin I'm not coming if you're implying that you're already in B then yes I am going there hi this is yeah this is grapple here do you understand simple English yeah I'm very upset because you told me about $900 and now you're going right down to $9 a monkey now I got you will be a great way to under the money you know okay okay it's great read each and everything from this vog what about what about a currency exchange Curren oh I haven't dabbled in that in years um coso claimer correct yes could you use some linoln logs to make it a little bit more secure sure sure sure they will do that oh over in Georgia at your work oh yes please oh yes please yes please okay all right this is office calling you from from what now the shipping Department I'm just from you if you get the new Power with a whip with a we plan s not only you will get the power but you also be able to have all your family High that's perfect that that sounds great for me you know don't call me again what is wrong with you I've told you what to do ask me questions what youuu I'll hit you on your P yes that is correct I don't I don't need you all this lame do one thing [ __ ] yourself do one thing [ __ ] yourself or each and everything ,000 if the information is big or the information is a small it will be get leaked by the hackers hey Jason uh my power went off and now I'm up here on the roof I don't know what to do throw yourself from there yeah this is six million boy that's a it's a nice tasty chunk wouldn't you say I mean what is that supposed to mean yes this is Peter okay I do believe it I'm speaking to my am I [ __ ] you [ __ ] you give don't call my name [ __ ] black and white black and white black and white yes that is correct oh hey buddy can you can you log in with the uh keyword again okay it's Murphy Gus oh okay thanks thanks for that what did you send this talking nonsense can I do a Walmart to helicopter pilot transfer instead would that go faster oh yes that was your your responsibility of course yes we are not in the helicopter yet uh did you did you did you send me the tracking number oh you didn't get in yet her okay I'll will [ __ ] her up no no don't I said don't call me again don't call this number again crazy are you in love with me oh of of course look it up on ask jees here they said the money is not there oh it's not the money gram what who the [ __ ] are you there's a little thing it says sending money to an inmate you can send money to commissary or telephone account and it'll usually be deposited the same day well we're not doing none of that so none of that oh not yet okay um why would someone be drinking in his office yes that is correct this is a lesson learned you didn't you didn't get Z don't don't do money flip it's a lesson learned for you do not interrupt when I'm talking like turn around okay if I may ask why have you not been able to claim these boxes before now oh I don't know you tell me I just been watching Jurassic Park for the past few weeks here don't be always smart okay is that like Bitcoin by Bitcoin or do they specialize in bird law or is it some other kind of law that they're specialized in there go get aive why did you just shut the [ __ ] up well you figure that out with Betty okay I'm telling you what I'm going to do in the wheat field hey this is har and Henderson what is wrong with you are you okay why you keep calling me on the phone oh cuz you're a scammer remember and not first so you from cler room I can tell that you were C is oh yeah I did I called you about I called you about 400 times don't have just look at your keyboard yeah I'm looking at it I'm looking at it real hard what do I do come ondy drive it's not my intention to default I it I'm going to put a bullet on your head okay you're going to place a bullet on my head what is that going to do that's right [ __ ] you okay just look for the morning room machine it is a screen machine and it says scre soci screen to begin all right love you bye byee [ __ ] make it empty make it clear what what did you say the Mexico Deon quo do I press that to get my new license key hey [ __ ] what I'm asking you excuse me hello monkey Rue service investigation yes you donkey oh that that renews it the windows no not that to renew that um I could encode the details onto a laser disc and kind of get a carrier pigeon to send it over to you would that be faster I'm not lying I've do you my social insurance number Social Insurance Number what does that mean don't judge a man by the content of his email is what they always tell us I do not have that much time to explain each and everything to you again and again okay oh B how are you yes I am just excellent right now speak hey this is Betty Murphy grumpus here Y what the [ __ ] Betty look you are stressing me out you are really stressing me out how dare you question my memory dude you're [ __ ] blowing up my [ __ ] line hey this is a Martin buffalo nickel con back here what ER is Mu mu a stupido I told you to send money you did not send money why you disturbing my my line yeah I'm looking for my grant from the FBI oh [ __ ] this none of your business let list the problem with you is that you ask too many questions okay so you are trying to follow the federal government yes uh absolutely correct yes just go to hell just go to hell just hang up the phone call and don't waste my time you you what I'm very tired being like yeah I need to upate my phone I think okay go to hell um this is Anthony Douglas from Federal Reserve Bank Anthony Douglas from Federal Reserve Bank how are you please hul k please haul where do you know that I'm going to kill you Murphy Gass over and out damn if you flip a th you won't even need me no more oh the time was flying right on by you wasn't it thank you for watching everyone I'm in the process of paying Tech Support to remove my Juju laryngitis curse I've had for the past few days so my voice should be good to go for the New Year again thanks everyone for watching and supporting let me know in the comments what your favorite scammer moment was from the year or if I missed anything and maybe I'll retroactively add it to the video for a reasonable fee [Music] cheers

Channel: The Hoax Hotel

Views: 131,031

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Id: 2wj_YjOMdWM

Length: 19min 59sec (1199 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 29 2016