Scammer's Triumphant Return Was Foretold - The Hoax Hotel

my civil who are young learn together [Music] many moons ago in a faraway field office in some half-remembered dream a challenge was given a promise was made send a small fee to collect a nine million United State dollars funds package or grow old filled with regret waiting to die in the outer reaches of North Carolina a scammer has come back a scammer possessed of some radical notions to remind me of something I once knew that the nine million United States dollar funds package in my location is real to convince me to honor our arrangement at MoneyGram to take a leap of faith and finally have the treasure trove of ATM cards slingshot it into my location come back with me hello hello hello is this mr. Josh Josh yeah from the ATM card upon me oh my lord how are you doing yeah I'm due for I know you I'm okay I'm just waiting in ferry line right now actually yeah so what are you doing I'm just waiting in line here for about two hours that's considering walking on but looks like we might drive onto the ferry so you know so you've no still be able to receive your ATM card my ATM card I have several ATM cards which ATM card was this no I mean the one I was supposed to be delivered to you I was delivered to me let me recall did you know what would you did you deliver that one to me no I said you mean to send um the sum of $500 to money girl you doing great oh yes of course the money gram I do recall that a while back when was that again I think um couple of months ago oh dear well what do we have to do now I don't know where my ATM card is now I don't think I've received one yeah so um can you go to the money job to say I'm right for the dole right now is there one on the ferry I think I can go to the morning room to send $400 right now right I said is there one on the ferry no oh there is enough to I'm not on it yet actually I'm still on mine okay I'm really not know where the ATM card is is it no no no right no listen to me okay oh yeah I'm gonna text you a details right now I wanted to send $500 to the details - money girl okay okay do I have to do that on the ferry then we're just about on no yeah you need to go to anymore month so to do that any money draw more months - oh I don't think there's a Walmart on the ferry yeah you should check our own okay I'll check around I'm gonna I'll check some of the ports and whatnot maybe there might be one down near the brackish water down yonder might be an around there I would think yeah hello this is get out here there are this is mr. oh hello I just saw that you called yeah um I told you to call me back yesterday but he didn't oh yeah so we're on the ferry we got stalled for quite some time actually we're doing some routine checks which turned into not so routine checks but it finally made it across but I didn't see that if I don't go to the morning room I didn't find a Walmart on the ferry though I checked both the flight decks and whatnot and the in and around the water and uh couldn't find any one of those yesterday why don't you check for what I said um you can check out for any monogram location behind you beside you so you can call make the payment right well I look beside on the Feria alright but I couldn't see any off in the distance around the horizon or anything so but uh I thought there might be one across yeah you need to check your bum up my goggle map yes um he'll go boom up your mom I was going to on the on the ferry there they have some new technologies on these ferries these days so satellite tracking and whatnot if you look on top I could look and see on there probably or maybe some binoculars on the ferry but I think I could find it that way more easily listen to become boots later west okay good swing so you motto oh but I thought there was gonna be one on the flurry if you came in for kid wasn't there were gonna be one on the ferry though no Jay was not oh no there was no that less where I was gonna make it yeah well it was not there so you need to good so well looks like we're not necessary to here and I think we'll make it should mister man I say double to be fair we go to the monogram stole I'm already on the ferry I'm gonna be searching for it I am low far and wide but hello this is krinkle hello yeah this is um Josh hey it's been a while how are you doing yeah I'm doing good and you all I'm just actually okay so no back on the sauce and feeling better than ever I'll show you oh it is good to know hello hello hello yes this is Calvin Coolidge here you know this is Josh Oh Josh hi there yeah um did you get the last text I sent to you what one was that yeah doesn't it take my body with Evil's name which are two sending money to yeah hope I still have a strong back that I really know why right no I sent you nudity was lacking of sex or however you answer I sent you a nudie to dedicated a single details listen to me mr. Carey I'm without details I read all the details to me now we gotta get this on the receivers me to the amounts with all the Beatles yes yes yes there is the receivers addresses the Carolina anymore though I see on there what do people bring more do people things to the oh well I'll be sending that to you I think all right I don't know I already send that to you actually I think goodnight that's why you are not receiving your fault talk to me let me talk to you listen to me ahead talking while you listen to me oh yes and last night but I don't listen to me no I ready to listen to me II yes okay go to the monograms talk right now and go on paying $500 to the details I give to you now yes yes I just received those but I don't know what yeah that is that must be the new field office in Oklahoma just feel sorry parylene I mean our North Carroll it'd be legal aid with my digital Legos is that in North Carolina as well do I need the zip code for that I can whole look up no no Mill zip codes I think I'll just know don't remember the Oklahoma zip code from your zip code why you ply so stubborn you know listen to me I know is getting tired of you because you keep on talking talking talking Wow you don't listen to me well I don't think keep quiet keep quiet I listen to me I said go to the monogram go to the monogram store now and use the videos I sent you to make payments go and make the payment of $500 right I just got those details but I don't you didn't put a zip code on there so no not a little bit up myself I think it's a no is that Oklahoma or Carolinas and Lagos listen to me listen to me I need is it code okay just go and make the pivot like that Oh more exams go I don't need the zip load I just need a state I guess or longer Lagos Oklahoma no not elaborate are from the field office there I think you'll be able to listen I hope you'll still be able to get it on say oh oh I get it like talking are you are you a top of 300 a targeted don't too much talk too much and we talk too much your with you all over I always farewell month after month just be that is the next month now actually I haven't talked to you in a and a few forwards now but it's good to hear from you again written for me we will admirable ish this business relationship again once it gets a footing over there waves listen to me Lee I think you're listening to me shut the [ __ ] up Oh me month oh my G listen here magetta me and getting this job they're gonna be job very hard for me just read about home I appeal did you dude I'm not trying to make it hard for you but I just need to know where to send a shuttle shuttle we're done this money you if you don't shut up you are trying to make it at for me just put Lagos Nigeria Nigeria Lagos Nigeria Diane oh and which state is that in no that is where I am now I am in Lagos Nigeria look in the state oh you're you're still in Oklahoma but you've moved the cities to Legos Legos name Julia nothing latest Nigeria oh is that in the Nigeria Township or something I'll have to look marinade I'm not too familiar with LEGOs and Oklahoma but don't worry about that don't worry about that okay you just gonna make no idea when I just read them I just write Oklahoma I don't have to specify which area of the state it then okay no not a plow media that Omega that down on my notepad here shut up shut up listen to me not Oklahoma it's legal three goes by junior no ignore no North Oklahoma okay I'll just specify now shut up oh yes shut up oh and shut up and shut up after I shut up and shut up again oh okay council council the Oklahoma you are not spending the money to Oklahoma you are selling it to little North Oklahoma you said no no no very different region of the the Oklahoma's there I guess they were little they were originally called the Oklahoma's but uh we are you from what what state are you from would you would you acid my assets I haven't received those here from you we've been trying to do that for a couple months now yeah why you like you drunk did you drink something I can't oh no just going strong on the old boysenberry juice still these days better sure that literally in the morning so I now have a little snap sure after after lunch but uh shut up and listen to me shut up and listen to me I listen to me he you just use it use the text I sent see you accordingly detects I sent to you use it accordingly and don't send Emily to Oklahoma okay I'm good and they'll probably know it I'll just let them know the MoneyGram they can sort that out I don't need to you know don't date and reduce I'll just print that out um legs red you can I print out the text for them too I think we tried that laughing but I thought I didn't work I'll just print out the text for them and like Ana staple that to the forum or something I guess bring it out yeah please out the marital auto-populate when they lay the text form over the new form a carbon copy kind of a thing right hello the ankles seep into the new form from the text message yeah just print it out to them don't know they do better okay go would you print out give it to them and they are going to send you money and give you the receipt okay okay it's been so nice hearing from you again it's been so long but yeah it's like it's nice right so you don't go go to the monogram now so we can finish our business okay okay well we need to finish this fund okay now go go to the go to the monogram store now make the payment then you call me okay Oh sound good okay bye bye okay bye hello hello this is Josh oh yes hello you know to automated billing the payment are we going to do money them Oh monogram you did don't you see I'm listening right now sire sir shut up shut up now listen to my instructions don't go with the details go with the details I gave you and she can I got one hole on one on the details can and yeah I'm good I can go and flow and as oh okay call me when you get to the moon just go with the details okay go you print out of these because I send to you just you just kind of let the details come in themselves it'll be kind of a natural process but you do write the details are kind of organically brought up in my phone or in the text it's probably kind of some kind of a zip file these that yo yes yes like some kind of a zip file these writers rather impress it before then it sprouts forth from there but I don't know I'm not familiar with the goat not familiar with those algorithms myself personally then they'll end it did more than me okay do all about that I know I'm your agent you should hear my agent hearing open you're my agent in my location in my general location inside the world but don't bring up any idea ok don't bring up any idea what if I tell you that should do what you do so one negative now go to the monitor or make a clip and call me okay that sounds just great make sure I go right now that going called Apache and go no where am i heading to is there any money time location on you I believe it's in the field office shut the [ __ ] up I actually good do you have any monogram location around you I just said yes I believe that's Ana field office like you told me Weehoo you idiot oh no no just just trying to figure out that CRT monitor situation stinks you food this shut the [ __ ] up no the rounders lima initiative shows either so [ __ ] off shut the [ __ ] up you don't pass out on the Sun people English Oh simple quiet is your boat that's I'm your boss one of your catchphrases how's the simple English thing but shuttle should open listen to me okay Oh try to stop talking you talk too much you know good oh it's not good good you talk too much keep quiet I'll listen to you okay so that you can get your knife be quiet now listen to me so that you can get your name usually a dollar without any basis yeah 9 million u.s. funds I think that was the total fund package I want you to go straight to the monogram now and we want things a little wrong we have five hundred dollars in your pocket oh okay got 500 in my pocket but well not in my pocket but I have it with me there thank you to the money drum thank you to the monogram on sending money okay all right 500 and my pocket and the other hand is probably right now to my grand for more something I would think right yeah yeah of course that's not sad lyrics go or the new updated lyrics I should say sorry you stupid you're very stupid because you don't listen to me I'm going to mean all harmless men sure if you don't shut up if you don't shut up and listen to me our code is Adobe pseudo can see your faults the head office now don't be calling up them because I don't want the transaction to get canceled now we need to visit noticed after I don't know how long it's been now do you ever yearn not a day goes by that I don't patiently sit at the mailbox for up to three hours waiting for my ATM cards to get slingshotted into the slot from our dear friend and true FBI field agent mr. Josh Brown be sure to check around the ferry decks in your own locations to ensure that you can make the payments in a swift and succulent manner when the time comes thanks for watching everyone if you enjoyed the video please wire a like and I'll see you on the next Shore Cheers [Music]

Channel: The Hoax Hotel

Views: 266,668

Keywords: inception, funny, comedy, animation, one million dollars, throwback, beach, beaches, waves, the best shore in your location, the return, scams, scamming scammers

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Length: 19min 0sec (1140 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 03 2017