The Best of Kevin | The Office US | Comedy Bites

at least once a year I like to bring in some of my Kevin's famous chili the trick is to undercook the onions everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot I'm serious about this stuff I'm up the night before pressing garlic and dicing whole Tomatoes I toast my own ancho chiles it's a recipe passed down from Malone's for generations it's probably the thing I do best have you been introduced to Kevin no which one's Kevin he's here on a special worker program he's slow you know in his brain oh good for you guys yeah well you know my my name is Raja Uganda and I hate it I hate it I thought watching the condo was a boy's name I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs that's all I've ever wanted this camp with a stamp of your book take care of it oh yes I can in general they do not give me much responsibility but they do let me shred the company documents and that is really all I need nope it's not Ashton Kutcher its Kevin Malone it Willie handsome equally smart accounting department listen up Holly Human Resources Angela Oscar and Kevin hello hello what do you do I do the numbers oh good for you do you want to M&M oh no that is so sweet thank you though yeah I keep them here at my desk so that everybody doesn't take them well that is a very safe place for them it'll shred we really don't do a lot of weddings we actually don't play in public very often we are all really hoping that Pam's wedding works out this could be a turning point for the band oh yeah you haven't seen that since 1980 I kinda know what it's like to be in commercials my nickname in high school used to be kool-aid man please hold Andy phone call nope stay there keV I thought we nailed the whole transfer thing earlier yeah I wrote it on my hand but can I washed it it is transfer extension and then transfer again okay Andy get ready transfer here we go attention thanks ah man it is 134 yeah come on hustle pull are murdering the dark this is Kevin please hold and I will transfer you you're bad at this - don't answer that call just transfer the day I'm go your call is very important to us [Applause] my maid died what are you doing let's go over some of these symptoms of marijuana use shall we you tell me who this sounds like slow-moving inattentive dull constantly snacking shows a lack of motivation I just wanted to say that just my mom's coming in today FML thanks Kevin I bet Roy heard about you liking Pam I bet he'll try to beat you up thanks for the heads up Joe I got your back if he does but try to stay out of it who wrote this this hysterical one anal fissures that's a real thing yeah but no one here has it someone has it I hear Angela's party will have double fudge brownies it will also have Angela so double fudge Angela double fudge Angela we're cool right yes yeah all right cool man sweet oh no it's bad it's real bad it's like eating a hot circle of garbage hey hey you want to go to the beach sure you want to get high no I think you do mom what are the odds this isn't anyway real I'd say like ten thousand to one okay I'd like ten bucks on those odds if someone gives you ten thousand to one on anything you take it if John Mellencamp ever wins an Oscar I am going to be a very rich dude ooh can I be absolutely hello mate I like ice cream I need a boyfriend I like ice cream too mate any date tossing dingo babies man I should have gotten some food maybe some spaghetti okay Kevin you can take off that thing okay oh hello Oscar how was your vacation that's very funny yeah I thought of that like two seconds after you left do you need some help I can't decide what to get well what do you like to eat well I like pretzels but I really like chips hmm well how much money do you have there 50 this is a button 55 65 okay you have 75 cents so that means you could get anything up in the top row I am totally gonna bang Holly she is cute and helpful and she really seems into me [Applause] where'd you get that salad staples Angela's cats are cute so cute that you just want to eat them but you can't eat cats you can't eat cats Kevin I thought they'd be good together like PB&J Pam Beesly and Jim what a waste as God is my witness I will quit if this is not fixed some of us like to walk more than others oh hell what and the awesome party the best wedding I've ever been to I got six numbers one more would have been a complete telephone number this was epic my Kleenex shoes were a huge conversation piece but man my dogs are barking my feet were so sweaty I can't even build a coal after Stacey left things did not go well for a while and it was hard to see it's just nice to win one you

Channel: Comedy Bites

Views: 504,988

Keywords: NBC, The Office US, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Michael Scott, Ron Swanson, Liz Lemon, Jake Peralta, Steve Carell, Nick Offerman, Andy Samberg, Tina Fey, the office kevin chili, the office kevin talking weird, the office kevin cooks stuff in the office, kevin malone chili, kevin malone real voice, kevin malone ashton kutcher, kevin ashton kutcher, kevin ashton internet of things, kevin ashton iot

Id: PB4RmU5WfL4

Length: 10min 1sec (601 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 05 2020