The Best of Devil Artemis 2023 Blender Animation

[Music] [Music] he knows this isn't a boxing ring right he just wants one round one round one round this must have registered on an emotional level first disob late DED disob late distract Target disob L block his blind jab disob L he'll attempt wild Haymaker just Bob late in summary just can be late hello hey what's up I need your help can you come here I can't I'm buying clothes all right we hurry up and come over here I can't find it them what do you mean you can't find them I can't find them there's only soup what do you mean there's only soup it means there's only soup well then get out of the soup aisle all right you don't have to shout at me there's more soup what do you mean there's more soup there's just more soup go into the next aisle there's still soup where are you right now I'm at soup what do you mean you're at soup I mean I'm at soup what store are you in I'm at the Soup Store why are you buying clothes at the Soup Store [ __ ] you [Music] [Applause] [Music] finish having just finished my intense training next door craving a snack I found myself at the Pinnacle of human civilization Walmart hey I know that place I've been there as I was browsing the aisles I noticed a woman looking at me with admiration she must have sensed my power pretty sure she had a question or she wanted to witness my overwhelming strength or maybe she was struck by your Charming personality I then approached and asked her if she'd like to witness my true power she said I'd love to see what you're capable of my man what next I yelled prepare yourself and I Unleashed My ultimate attack right there in the middle of Isle 10 a massive shock wve erupted destroying the entire store no one survived he as sounds like a classic Walmart experience to me I think you're missing the point jiren she was there for you not your power oh really yeah you were getting hit on I had no idea at this point just change your name to jiren the dumbass nice form thank [Music] [Applause] you chicken is cute it offends me fight me so tiny chicken you accept my challenge [Music] [Music] conveniently placed pile of explosives good move you win this time [Music] so this is the place huh seems like it hey wait a minute are those Kate huh I said no one piece characters allowed for the barbecue hey don't look at me I put up a sign that's close enough pirate you both know that one piece fans are not welcome here that's exactly why we're here also for the barbecue excuse me I heard you have a problem and ribs I'm here for both that is actually kind of gangster I'm not going to lie shut the [ __ ] up kit you're supposed to be on my side I am on your side hey wait a minute aren't you the frog that shot me no no that didn't happen yes it did I remember you clearly shooting me in the back no I don't think if he shot you then how are you alive I'm made of rubber duh bullets don't work on hey what the [ __ ] you were going to shoot me again weren't you please that's ridiculous yes hold on it was a joke it was a [Music] joke all right that's enough I doubt that any of you can destroy Planet so unless you want to sail the depths of space I suggest you all leave give me one day and I'll make you a one piece fan what one day challenge [Music] accepted so okay it's not that bad you [ __ ] traitor I can't believe you dragged me all the way out to [ __ ] Namek for this [ __ ] undo your wish now all right whatever I wish shall it was not vegan your wish has been granted State your next wish we get get more than one wish oh oh can I get this one uh I wish we were in the kitchen pain Universe yeah wait your wish has been granted Save Your Last Wish oh my God what happened to my thickness s we're in the kit verse come on man you know better we're 2D animated 2D you ruined it shot why did you make this wish um because of the fan service in this universe [Music] hello what the what is she even doing here God damn it why are all the women from this universe always trying to kill us kerit you know I haven't figured that out yet but I hear it's a hell of a way to go can we please undo this Last Wish fight me you can't be [ __ ] serious a he's adorable it doesn't matter the time place all Universe I will not fight you herish the big breasted antag is ominously approaching okay okay peruna can you please take us back to the DA what where's the big boob lady we're back in the DI cell thank God you saved me from sing for now C for now great now the video suss shut the [ __ ] up I haven't had meat in a [Music] [Applause] [Music] month [Music] Goku foolish woman I am not Son Goku I am black Goku I support a lot of your shenanigans but I can't back this one we both know you're not black no no I I'm black no no you are not I am black am I black you could be [ __ ] yeah drunks drunks guess what I'm black Goten you are not dismissed woman let the boy be woman what's gotten into you Goku did you hit your head again for the last time I'm not Goku I am [Music] black go go go go go go Goku unbelievable Well that took you long enough the wife was cooking here try some of this you can't be serious just take a bite oh oh in the name of the Gods this is divine isn't it it's called rice [ __ ] me hey oh you know what I [Music] mean oh hi welcome welcome link right can I interest you in more weapons of mass destruction uh come again did you get that Melvin yeah me either one more time it's the accent for me I'm sorry oh I see you're looking for a heap of items huh well how about these to Cory nuts these on specifically right here perfect for any aspiring hero what do you [Music] say all right all right I know what you're here for then the good [ __ ] just a second it's down here somewhere aha found it look no further homie [Music] [Applause] behold pleasure doing business with you link don't ask me why it's sticky big fan by the way love the green I don't see it it's just an opinion there's no way this guy is cooler than me I mean it's debatable he's wearing green tights so what's wrong with green well I nothing's wrong with green it's just not as cool as purple purple is for [ __ ] say that to my face purple is for [ __ ] I he this is [ __ ] name one thing he has that makes him Cooler Than Me lion tattoo oh that's respectable at best I can destroy planets well I mean he has a boomerang axe that's pretty cool who gives a [ __ ] about a boomerang axe when you can hold the power of the Sun in your hands oof yeah it is awkward what's up okay that's completely unoriginal I am the guy who launches Sons at people who decided that what what is that is that music he has his own theme song and catchphrase told you he's cool but I'm I'm the I'm the coolest in the universe all right no one move this is a sticker I want to tell her to put the money in this here bag kit what the hell are you doing what am I doing what are you doing I work here you have a job I do oh well I'm robbing you yeah I can see that can you possibly come back and do that on a day off No Kermit the man through that Sesame Street has my ass claiming bankruptcy cell now put that money in this here mothering bag or else there Comes A Time In A Muppet's life where he has to take a step back and realize that is this going to take any longer I'm sorry s that was rude go on right thanks they have to take a step back and realize that oh you shot me you monster take a step back and oh oh God oh God is he [ __ ] done I think he is so yeah take a step back and realize that your actions have consequences you can rob this bank or you can walk away a free mare cell yes I'm a muppet now put the money in the [ __ ] bag God damn it fine Kermit why is there a random mut in the middle of my ring I was watching him for a client he should be here soon actually why is it doing that what reading cuz it's a smart dog cell Kermit it's standing on two [ __ ] legs don't you find that at least a little bit suspicious is that the British national anthem o whoops you okay lad nothing broken I trust it's all good pal he can handle it ha you both over here grommet mind you step grummet wonder if we'll get back in time for tea I'd love a spot of cheese right now oh that'll do nicely M cheese yeah I don't mean to interrupt the whole weird cheese fetish thing you got going on but I still need to be paid nothing to worry about oh it was a pleasure my friend you have a very smart dog yeah I've had an idea sure your monkey in impression good work grommet time to make a move [Music] lad yeah 99% sure that was racist guy pays well though and I'm not a fruit cake am I lad [Music] we're in the God's name are we I think this might be Disney World the DA has a Disney World pretty sure every Multiverse has a Disney World and why are we here what do you mean why are we here it's Disney gods don't go to Disney says who says us look if we're going to destroy everything we might as well enjoy it before we do why there gentlemen is that Goofy it [Applause] [Music] is was that really necessary is that hat on your head necessary would you like one it looks ridiculous would you like one yes you know what I changed my mind we should do this more often fool well then where to next Super Nintendo World Super Nintendo [Music] World subarashi what this place it's magnificent an entire universe based on a video game H it seems Mortals have indeed discovered a way to entertain themselves amazing look at these hats we are Gods we don't need hats but if it pleases you go ahead check it out it's a me Goku black let's go oh bro what the [ __ ] can you refrain from causing chaos for 5 minutes so we can find the restroom please what where have you gone over here I'm going to show these ningan the true power of a God in a go-kart oh I'm just trembling with anticipation on second thought I don't actually know how to drive what did you get that this The Mortals handing them out over there fire is he speaking Spanish evening gentlemen sorry to intrude would either of you like some hot towels oh yes please no thank you oh come on Wesker this [ __ ] feels amazing try it refreshing the legendary number one headband it promises power omnipotence immortality but at what cost one that is greater than any man can imagine and heavier than any man can bear no soul who has ever worn its tattered Grace has ever escaped the torment yeah that's cool and all but who the [ __ ] is this guy have you not seen Afro Samurai who in the hell is Afro Samurai he's a Samurai with an afro is that rap music it follows him everywhere he goes what does he want he is but a Wanderer wearing the number two headband seeking revenge against the man wearing the number one revenge for what number one killed his dad of course typical Pro tag legendary number one headband oh God starting again okay thank you Mr Samurai good luck with your revenge have a nice [Music] day you [ __ ] I will murder you careful cell that could be considered a hate crime Kermit that's not funny well I don't know how to tell you this but uh neither are you self well you going to pass that [ __ ] or [Music] what so many times I had to take hey can I get a hit shall we finish destroying the rest of the castle what are you doing come again why are you doing that what the pillaging no not the pillaging your voice I don't follow you're [ __ ] British okay tears of beverag enjoyed across multiple universes oh my God I'm not talking about your stupid cup of tea I'm talking about your voice you went from a chain smoking sociopath to a terrible terrible impression of a well-mannered British man I say damn it we don't talk that way we'll excuse me for trying to give off more Elegance yeah I wouldn't say Elegance but the pink hair is giving major Karen energy can we please focus on the pillaging I'm just saying it's very distracting wow check it out I'm a jet Inquisitor yeah I bet 50 credits that he'll end up dead by the end of this make it 100 and your [Music] own morning morning what are you doing making pancakes pancakes pancakes can I have some no what why cuz I only have one plate so let's share no that's totally gay what are you five hungry actually okay can you just I don't know toss me one they're ripping hot off the pan please a m pancake could never harm a God you know it tastes way better with syrup should Tred to Blueberry absolutely divine look it's just it's not going to work out okay how about the Cell Max Games yeah that sounds stupid but if I do it I can make my own videos just like you you know that's not a bad idea cell having a side hustle can be profitable what do you know about side hustles nah sometimes I do Voice work on the side what like voice acting audio books actually women's erotic knobbles and so he gently brushed his ball sack across my lip lips ever so slightly slapping my nose it pays the bills what if I create versus videos absolutely not come on cellmax versus Uganda knuckles I swear to God if you do that I will kill myself again what about cell versus Cell Max oh no no the cell versus Cell thing is reserved for taka okay you you need to be original but you're not original you're a parody of team for he need to be more original I got it I'll get myself a sidekick specifically a muppet what hold on is that foreshadowing Max [ __ ] is that foreshadowing Max [Music] Max another day of serving Divine Justice how did you sleep Teddy black [Music] see Teddy this world and it's filthy ningan always require maintenance it's our job to eliminate them all what no that's not a racial [Music] slur ah you made it just how I like it Teddy black all right Teddy I'm off to serve True Justice I'll see you tonight for DN D go forth my dark [Music] master right no more coffee before destroying the [Music] same what is it I'm hungry we've been plotting the destruction of The Mortals all day can I please read my book I hunger must you give in to such mortal desires food very well we'll order a pizza now we're talking a symbolic ACT first we shall consume their food then their very existence it's poetic really always the [Music] philosopher hello capsule Court Pizzeria I can help you yes good evening I'd like to place an order for a large pizza with the essence of mortal suffering uh we we we have pepperoni Divine that will do oh and tell them to add green peppers we love green peppers indeed add green peppers the colors of divine Justice uh okay so a large pepperoni and green pepper Pizza uh anything else Yes actually please make sure that it's delivered by a mortal we have plans are you coming on to me what no failure to deliver this pizza in your advertise 30 minutes or less will result in uh a rather scathing review all right buddy all right no need for the aggression okay you'll get your pizza all right the 30 minutes tops see easy now can I please finish my book he dies in the end oh you divine s where the hell is he well well if it isn't the green one I I don't know you you're the green guy who Hur my friend I'm sorry uh your friend ow what the hell I don't even know who you're talking about tell me do You Know The Muffin Man The Muffin Man The Muffin Man uh yeah yeah I know the muffin man the one who lives on Drury Lane with all the [ __ ] he's friends with the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man dude what the [ __ ] are we even talking about at this point die you green Bastard Hey C there you are you know I'd ask what's going on but at this point I'm not surprised he's blaming me for hurting one of his friends I have no idea who he's talking about a donkey fellow four legs annoying voice oh I remember him yeah to be fair you all have annoying voices ow hey Kermit wasn't the one who attacked your donkey it was I you so then you have chosen death yeah knock yourself out die die you monster Kermit can I please don't tell just just let him have his revenge man die you son of a [ __ ] die fine so you guys can't do any ninjutsu please who needs Ninjutsu tautu is superior okay guys say that when you have to block this rangan with your foot and it blows up is that supposed to scare me actually it's supposed to handicap you me handicapped that'll be the day can you believe this Lee this guy throws up a bunch of gang signs for some fancy nutu and suddenly he's the protagonist Ninjutsu is indeed impressive but tautu takes real skill perseverance determination and and L [ __ ] what don't look at me like that you wouldn't know the first thing about being a real ninja I know it doesn't include lud hey Lee link twice if you need help you want to see some nutu I'll give you some nutu drown a [ __ ] no [Applause] Jutsu what the [ __ ] was that salt water I don't get it is that supposed to I'm in a drop through a Burger King can I please get a wobble Juni with onion rings make it a me so I can get a dream no I'm not finished that's not everything can I please get a double wff for with no cheese can I please get a number two with a l drink I got money so I don't care how much it cost me so just throw in some extra fries don't make them salty all the cheese going to make my [Music] bootyp today you cry like baby fight me fight me fight me fight me son of [ __ ] [ __ ] fight me fight me [Music] [Music] coward you [ __ ] I'm back yeah I [ __ ] noticed good news I got myself a sidekick hey how are you now I can make my own videos just like you yeah I'm pretty sure that's not a muppet what your frog thing it's not a muppet it doesn't count what do you mean it doesn't count it doesn't count he's a frog and he's hideous it'll scare away the subs feels bad man you take that back eat [ __ ] you oversaturated roach oh great what the hell is he doing I think you offended himself big deal I'm perfect yeah I should probably mention that Max is stronger than you I like a lot oh that would have been great to know in the first episode I mean we can call backup that's a great idea are you thinking what I'm thinking oh yeah thanks Gohan Charlotte I at shotte you [ __ ] man quite the place huh Pepe oh uh yeah yeah sure is something so Pepe is this where you intend to do it you know it's rather obvious you brought me out here away from prying eyes and you've quartered me to this Cliffside I'm the one who deserves this life not you so what you're going to kill me now it didn't have to go this way you know I know but you chose this [Music] anyway [Music] you're no slouch Kermit but time hasn't been kind to you with the dark saber I am invincible and no matter how skilled you may believe yourself to be age always catches up eventually you're going to make a mistake buddy you made one first [Music] what farewell [Music] [Applause] [Music] pppe carmate why are we out here we need to take safety precautions I can't have the arena be destroyed by your next opponent my next opponent behold the adorable Kirby Kermit that is not Kirby that's Kirby s that is not Kirby that is most definitely 100% Kirby Z Kermit you're pulling some [ __ ] again I know that is not Kirby fire see he speaks Spanish enjoy your fight self hey hey carit I didn't agree to fight this whatever the [ __ ] this is fire shut up I'm not talking to you actually sh you were right I made a mistake it's not cor s c huh po y huh that's cursed so he's a what now an X-Men you know one of those superheroes sort of yeah yeah you might need to do more than that cell what is that all you got bub but [ __ ] is he Immortal healing Factor actually that's [ __ ] hacks you can do the same thing yeah but he's is wearing tights and is emotionally unstable why the hell give someone like that a healing Factor you're naked and you're emotionally unstable I'm pretty sure that's worse okay you make a fair point but allow me to retort I'm listening [ __ ] [Music] you dead I'm very much alive [ __ ] told you is he unkillable no more like super super super hard to kill how do you know so much about this guy I read the comics I know everything about this guy everything everything the blowup dolls in my closet are for research the [ __ ] what why can't we just throw the party at sales place because bad things always happen at sales place I rather throw the party here where it's safe it's literally thousands of miles out at Sea come on I'll give you a set of uh two Dragon Balls what the [ __ ] am I supposed to do with two dragon balls I don't know you can collect four more and then wish for people to actually like you what did you drop out of preschool what and for the record people love me way more than you in fact [ __ ] what do you have that I don't Turtle Riz that's not even a thing oh it is definitely a thing show him turtle that doesn't count he doesn't count what can I say he's got the shell [ __ ] love shells what could you possibly know about what a woman wants you live alone nonsense I was young once and I was a legend I went by many names The cooche Hermit the snatch president my personal favorite the beaver Whisperer you made those I did not well if you have Turtle RZ then I have monkey RZ I'm pretty sure that's racist how is that racist I'm the Sayan here oh I know what you're saying here and it's racist show some respect I have students who are minorities godamn it you're a crazy old man The Connoisseur of cochair is also an acceptable name right I'm leaving hold on don't forget your balls oh shut up we got to go we got to go get out of my way it's time for me to shine Boer two boers boers Boer Frieza shut up there's no time the servers are dying feel like you got to cover your mouth when you talk it's cooler it's me cooler it's me it's right back oh oh are we doing this who the [ __ ] is this guy damn I thought I could hang out but I guess the UN that was that was kind of rude de I'm not going to lie just wanted to hang out with us damn I just just wanteded to chill absolutely [ __ ] up Behavior bro he was sitting in my seat it was so warm I was very comfy when a new kid would come to Dion's class he would just sit there and yell at him for like the first 10 minutes of class don't you know this is my seat dude all all of these chairs yep damn all my ass warms everybody wants the same thing go and tell them what it is now everybody wants the same thing they want my body body cuz my body is full of coins that I ate when I was a child yeah cor all inside get in line I got every state called of dating back to 99 I'm in public people always St to say boy is walking around town like the US Treasury full of coins full of coins yeah full of [Music] coins [Music] [Music] this [Music] yeah a man you are the hidden Challenger you had the coones to show up and face the mighty hercu you a more good than I F yeah if I had known it was you i' had stayed home well don't you worry pal ended quick [Music] are you okay no yeah I'm good I'm good settle s there yeah that's what I'm talking about a solid s step I didn't move well now it's time for a Counterattack H your punch can you please take this seriously fine if you want me to take this seriously Let's Get Serious you could call me super Hercule I [ __ ] love it super Hercule P hey you hit the wall that means I win right Okie doie see us soon HR hey Kermit have you seen my dad uh no can't say I have um why are you what taking a [ __ ] thick hey yo no literally why why are you so bulky what have you never seen my super form I mean should I have kid this is only like 50% of my power Feast your eyes on the thickest in the universe okay is the posing necessary yes absolutely is that a tattoo on your ass it is don't ask I was young once how old are you why are you looking for your dad Junior I need emotional support h no seriously oh you're serious well unfortunately he's the one who needs emotional support right now he's dealing with the loss at the moment you piece of [ __ ] this was all a part of your goddamn plan well I won't let you win you hear me you son of a [ __ ] this is not over shouldn't we just get the dragon balls and revive the thing yeah kind of already told sell it it wouldn't work so you lied there's a possibility that this statement is 100% correct besides there's no rush we have plenty to enjoy like my abs bruh seriously look look at them you can grate cheese on these [ __ ] dear Mario he's come to the castle I have baked a cake for you yours truly Princess Toad store [Music] Peach [Music] wow Yahoo [Music] ha [Music] Yahoo so long a [Music] Bowser night9 H spaghetti [Music] ravioli ah Mama M [Music] [Music] Mia let's go [Music] oo oo oo Mama Mia wow dear Mario please come to the castle I have baked a cake for you yours truly princess [Music] toadstone [Music] thank you Mario we have to do something special for you listen everybody let's bake a delicious cake for Mario thank you so much for to playing my [Music] game rosi rosi H I mean it was ridiculous you should have seen what happened after the music stopped thank God the cameras weren't rolling cuz man we would have been demonetized still nice though yeah now this is what I'm talking about boys this is a hot spring roshi why can't you wait your turn like a normal person oh I'm sorry I don't see a sign that says private bath it's on the goddamn wall you're just you're [ __ ] blind Kermit I promise I'll keep my hands to myself mosle you said that last time for real is this time roshi I'm trying to relax with a friend do you mind I don't actually's up baby are you not wearing any pants perhaps why are you like this wrinkled it gets worse in the water I'm sorry but no roshi who's your friend uh she's my date can we get some privacy all right all right we can have your privacy so then give us some privacy do you not see the hands I'm blind you could touch my wet wrinkled body right now and I wouldn't know who it is yeah give me a minute tady there we go that's what I'm talking about damn baby you went to joking so you finally arrived Pharaoh Kaiba what is the meaning of this I had my men escort you to this facility so that we may finally settle our score Yuki couldn't you just send me a text a what a text on my phone poor people a dualist of my caliber and financial income wouldn't bother scooping to the commoner's way of communication did you just just call me poor enough stalling Yuki prepare yourself very well Kiva where's the Dual dis please dual discs are a poor person's dueling tools Yugi you're the one who invented the damn thing welcome to the 21st century Pharaoh we'll be dueling using my new augment in reality Stadium here the monsters are as close to being alive as physically possible you know I would have settled for a table and some cards right what all this the flashy ring the virtual monsters just seems needlessly complicated exactly what a poor person would say I'm sorry is there something you want to say to me what was that I just couldn't hear you I feel like you have something to say enough stalling Yuki it's time to [Applause] duel you won't be needing physical cards I've taken the liberty of virtually copying your deck quite impressive Kaiba indeed Yuki it's amazing what you can do when you're not [ __ ] poor Wow first I draw then I summon the blue eyes white D hey what the hell are you doing you can't just walk up in the middle of a dual all right I accept your challenge on the condition that we keep the budget to a minimum I just paid for leue of memes agree me perfect it's time to duel I draw first I summon the ominous snowman dude why are you yelling I am right in front of you he has an attack of 2100 then I set one card face down and I end my turn good I draw then I play part of greed this card allows me to I know what part of greed does oh excuse me [ __ ] know it all I draw two cards I set three and I end my turn a wasted effort it ends here I draw first I activate my snowman special effect which allows me to special summon a snow token what are you doing I don't have a token so we're using this instead that's a [ __ ] banana then I I sacrifice my ominous Snowman and the banana to special summon the blue eyes white dragon what the [ __ ] are you doing I I summoned the blue eyes white dragon I'm making the sound effect with my mouth okay look can we just can we play the [ __ ] game we don't need sound of effects or fancy Holograms or banana tokens it's a children's Card Game can I at least shout when I attack I am sitting 3 ft away from you blue eyes white dragon White Lightning mirror force is this what I deserve Eternal suffering day in day out it's not that bad cell we have a new ten kichi game on the way that's true that it's true who the hell needs a new T kichi when you have the mighty shoe Jesus Christ is that the ninja Fox oh you thought you'd Seen the Last of Me think again pal the mighty Sho has returned and this time I have my hot ass assistant my with me all right one she's mid and two I'm pretty sure you guys are the assistants yeah we know Sidekicks when we see him buddy come on where's your leader burning in hell with the rest of the vegans and soon you will be too okay but we're not vegan I know vegans when I see them buddy you should try shallot instead what I say he's already trying to get me to taste his vegan schlop do you think he'll taste like chicken what I don't know cell maybe more like deer perhaps what the what are you what are you saying you're a frog we need to leave we need to leave like now why the rest Shu stay a while waa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa hold on pal please Shu take a seat next to this conveniently placed pot of chicken broth oh you [ __ ] are sick you're trying to eat me oh no Shu see if I was trying to eat you I'd shove you in my ass oh jeez Jesus [ __ ] Christ so sup baby you know what else this Muppet eats Kermit what all right boys time for an update Kowalski analysis we've commandeered The Vessel Skipper the captain has surrendered to us I'm not the captain that's not what I like to hear Kowalski shut him up private status report I found a devil fruit Skipper private that's not a devil fruit that's a goddamn Tangerine why are you looking for a devil fruit that is classified we're creating the ultimate monster damn it private now we have to kill him I think I've heard enough hold on now what are you doing you're tied up and you're outnumbered actually I cut myself free I minutes ago and that devil fruit it's right here hey he has the devil fruit if you want this fruit you'll have to take it from me fine then we'll do things your way [Music] R three sword style secret technique b w [Music] Skipper this is perfect oh my zon nice tub do you mind if I join yes I mine have you heard of privacy well this isn't exactly a private Spa sale you're out and exposed in the elements it's symbolic it's called asserting your dominance by taking a bath this is my Arena zabon I can do what I want does that include to giving everyone a free show I that's not the point do you even use soap of course I use soap I have standards standards with a rubber ducky it's for ambient who the [ __ ] are you the bat police what with the interrogation oh I'm just curious it's not every day you get to see a bioengineered monster taking a bath it's just a normal bath zarbon if it's so interesting just go take one yourself ooh maybe I will scoot over wait what you're right this is nice do me a favor s get my ass will [Music] you not bad not bad but still nothing compared to these babies the Chrome is kind of tacky don't you think this is the way well hey now don't you talk to me about no [ __ ] way here all right wherever it is that you are from I do not know the way all right chill relax relax hey try not to mention that stuff he has PTSD a it's adorable yep yep he's a Jedi this is the way what does that even mean Kermit what is it I believe he is the same species as Master Yoda cell he's probably like 50 lives with his dad and is a total virgin is that a [ __ ] hot dog with mustard yes want to bite all right enough of this I am tired of dealing with you goddamn Star Trek characters Star Wars cell whatever it's the same thing uh are you [ __ ] blind it's really not okay then Kermit Star Wars can I continue are you sure you don't want to bite in my house a [ __ ] meat out of my face did you have to slap it so hard after I kill these two you and your sausage are next oh you [ __ ] [ __ ] this is the [Music] way oh come on man I'm innocent well well if it isn't the Frog no way never expected to see you here I guess that makes a Sal matate you see what I did there what are you in for tax evasion so they got you too H well tell you what if you can help me break out of here we can get you back to your bugman and me back to my team what do you say okay why would I work with you didn't you try and kill us multiple times yes and now you just want us to temporarily work with each other to bust out of prison precisely all right I'm down what do you want me to do skip you keep watch while I prep away for us to bust out of here okay I mean the whole looks clear to me you know we might be the only guys in this block damn it I'm out of toothpaste what can I use uh I think someone's coming Skipper yeah you need to get us out of here all right all right pass me what I need from that bag over there you got it tank toothbrush batteries sponge blbe what I said L godamn it all right relax Jesus why do you have an extra large container I'm a penguin not a [ __ ] priest give me the damn Lube what are you doing with that anyway I'm busting us out of here I'm sorry did you just make a pipe bomb out of a toothbrush and loop not bad that was productive very well frog this is where our temporary Alliance ends will I ever see you again Skipper got to [ __ ] hope not your nakedness offends me what but you got but you guys are naked to hey it's been several weeks in this dark cave you've been alone but you are in your element the harsher the conditions the better you adapt you are sexy you are wet and you know it it's just a matter of time before you reach your destination but suddenly you stumble upon a mysterious dragon slumbering in the middle of the cave and you I attempt to F it you what the dragon I attempt no I heard you the first time zarbon why would you I don't discriminate what if the dragon is trying to help you oh it can still help us after I it solid strategy I set the Mood by playing my guitar don't entertain this Vegeta besides he has to roll First Natural to oh come on okay zarbon grabs the lube and he screws the dragon there are you happy the best 3 seconds of my My Life 3 seconds impressive I must know the secrets to your training can we get back to the game hold on I'd also like to the dragon roshi n 20 [ __ ] all right roshi also makes sweet love to the dragon can we move on just wait a damn second I Veta the B of all sayans will also the dragon Vegeta come on on man go ha you fail wait I use my wingman spell on Vegeta to give him plus three advantage that makes it 21 give me them Dragon cheeks [ __ ] it me too God damn it fine you all have a giant [ __ ] Dragon orgy is that what you guys want nice nice so through the use of cybernetically enhanced Androids the Red Ribbon Army plotted to destroy the world oh no no no take over the world I try to destroy the world right gotcha gotcha is there a specific reason why or did you just decide you know [ __ ] everyone I mean I didn't choose my purpose it was given to me by a computer by a computer what kind are we talking here like a Macbook perhaps a perfect being wasn't created by a Macbook I have some notes here and it says here you lost to a child after challenging him in a fight to the death is this true that's true sadly well I'm going to level with you man to be honest this red ribbon Army thing sounds kind of tight not going to lie but I will say this it's uncommon unheard of even to fight children to the death that kind of stuff doesn't really happen around here get me I mean I've been looking all day at these reports it says here you Android guys were created for the sole purpose of killing a child is this the same child what is that [ __ ] Goku no no that's a completely different child my father's Nemesis actually your father I thought you said you were created by a Macbook I was created by a supercomputer not specifically a Macbook so you weren't created to kill Goku no I was I was just you know during a different time period it was Goku's child who gave me the issues go hun exactly I hate that [ __ ] I understand where you're coming from man see if I got my ass wrecked by a 10-year-old I'd be just as upset if not more but we all know that wouldn't happen oh please you wouldn't have lasted 10 seconds in the Square ring probably not but if it was the Octagon a different story my friend I would have wrecked that kid with a spin kick No Cap yeah I disagree if it was myself and a 10-year-old Super Saiyan in the middle of that ring I'm drop kicking him no questions asked I literally tried to blow up the planet and the kid still won what the [ __ ] is a drop KCK going to do I mean let's just be honest sounds like a skill issue to me oh [ __ ] you you said it was game night I did say that K me what the hell is this it's a board game cell we're playing Candy Land okay so why do these look like painted Monopoly pieces Rex ate the Candy Land pieces thinking it was actual candy Rex is blue he's blue okay well I am leaving all right no candy for you then I guess I don't [ __ ] care r all the Rees all right M call greed suddenly in the mood for chocolate e kit just roll the [ __ ] dice what you don't roll dice you draw cards Jesus have you never played Candyland before of course I've played Candyland before Rex is Candy Land Champion okay Mr Champion draw your card Rex exal you what I thought you said this was Candy Land This is Candyland God damn it I am not in the mood for this let me see that look just trust me okay I have professional experience in this field right what is it this is a Pokeball it traps Pokémon to Eternal servitude and asserts your dominance over them oh I like the sound of that I'll take a thousand you can only carry six then I'll take six thousand but no you can only carry six fight me you want to take this one I don't even know how to Pokémon battle it's easy all right just look take one of mine okay it is true I have returned Miss [Music] Amigos re just Charizard Rex you [ __ ] that's a Snorlax FX chard you coward oh my God Juan please can you just SE in your head Amigo super effective chard return Rex choose [Music] M Rex come on man M you slame thr that's not MW M [Music] Dodge right black can you finish this please okay finished re C damn that's a fat ass it's about time you returned can you please clean up after yourself this place is an absolute mess well what are you waiting for that's not funny how are we supposed to eliminate all life if you can't even keep a simple apartment clean Gods deserve a break sometime yes because this is what gods of creation and destruction should be doing launching around in a filthy apartment I'd rather do more important things than subject myself to manual labor right because stuffing yourself with this muck just screams productivity by the way did you hear about the New World Martial Arts Tournament yes but what's the point in entering we're Gods to show The Mortals who's boss also we need the prize money rinse overdue seriously what happened to the new job you started it blew up it wasn't my fault entirely all right fine we'll enter but first we need to clean we can't let our divine status be tarnished by living like slobs all right fine I'll clean but you're doing the dishes fine but you're taking out the garbage fine what we do with the body though let's sleep on it it's not that comfortable I tried well you what would you like a slice that's a fat ass that's what I I said what the you joking come on come on come on son of a dude it is like 3:00 a.m. what are you doing what this vending machine stole my money why are you messing with the vending machine at 3:00 a.m. why the [ __ ] are you judging me do you have another dollar Kermit does it look like I have another dollar you know sell sometimes you can solve your issues without having to blow [ __ ] up see no harm done ah Master Chief just the Spartan I wanted to see reporting for Duty sir well Chief I got a mission for you that's so important it's almost ridiculous my specialty we've received reports of a dangerous new weapon being developed by the enemy it's so powerful that it can destroy entire planets that sounds like a threat we can't ignore sir EX exactly so we need you to sneak into the enemy's home planet and steal the plans for this weapon consider it done I'll do whatever it takes to complete the mission that's the spirit Master Chief but there's just one catch and that is Sir the enemy's planet is well guarded by an army of evil space chickens space chickens sir yeah yeah that's right and they're not just any space chickens Master Chief they're highly trained highly intelligent and highly dangerous face chickens how am I supposed to infiltrate the planet with an army of space chickens guarding it ah but that's the challenge Master Chief you'll have to use your Spartan skills to sneak past the army of chickens undetected and steal the plans for their super weapon no offense this sounds like a suicide mission sir look I never said protecting the Galaxy from Evil space chickens was going to be easy right I'm pretty sure that's a duck sir can I count on you master chief I won't let you down sir great I knew I could count on you buddy and don't worry I'll be right here rooting for you hey pass me a space coke before you leave hold on now nice duck go back to sleep [Music] mission accomplished sir that's what I like to hear Chief you've done this galaxy a great service I guess you could say those chickens didn't know who they were clucking with huh huh am I right chief chief chief all right thanks again oh oh [ __ ] that is a duck I'm just saying here we go on Thanksgiving we traditionally serve the guest turkey yeah s doesn't like turkey he says it's too dry so instead we're having hot dogs you are all children what's wrong shallot the strongest can't handle a sandwich well actually sell hot dog is not a sandwich B is more like a taco okay I'm sorry I can't do this why are we having Thanksgiving dinner with these [ __ ] randoms what do you mean z he's that one popular guy from that one show boobs half of these characters have never had screen time who the hell are these people well that guy's an idiot and that robot's an idiot from the future you stupid sacks of me I was aead on the Cartoon Network I thought it was County Central that taco was a little dry it's not a [Music] taco did we just witness murder nah he's fine it's appropriate for his eror come on silly where's your sense of humor I'm sorry is that a rabbit the one and only Roger r okay we get it you want to kill us H well at least it wasn't you [Music] woohoo nice dinosaur good dinosaur fight me hermit you said we were leaving we are in a boat I'm not taking a boat come on get in the boat I got us food for the journey the [ __ ] is that it's an apple would you like some that is not an apple I have seen that somewhere before come on let's go where did you even get this boat Kermit the Naruto Universe the Naruto Universe really yeah okay the goat doesn't exactly scream in Naruto Universe kit I'm telling you C it's straight from the Naruto universe so is that umbrella what what the [ __ ] are you talking about kmit the boat isn't from the hidden Leaf Village God damn it of course it is don't you see this giant headband thingy you [ __ ] [ __ ] hey Kermit long time no see Bon is that you where have you been it's been like 80 episodes has it been that long yeah around there glad to see you again buddy uh what's with the ice cream truck diversifying my portfolio my green friend would you like to try one sure why not I'll take two please always looking out for sale huh no problem here you go thank you bon I uh the hell is this seriously it's Spider-Man Bon I know it's Spider-Man did he have a rough day or something it's limited edition actually man this is clearly melting uh yeah cuz that's what ice cream does dumbass right and here's the second one Bon come on man what is this dude it's SpongeBob you don't know SpongeBob either I know who he is Bon it's obvious you're selling these as limited edition to cover up the fact that they're just melted ice creams I classify it more as abstract art it's not art Bon you can't just sell melted I what the [ __ ] happened to your shirt sales increase when I take my shirt off yeah I'm pretty sure that's [ __ ] I'll take [Applause] seven so how did you afford a summary the black market don't worry these babies are safe totally legit why are we down here Gentlemen We are on a search for a terrible monster know no only to those in Legend I can't pronounce its name so for today I'm calling it Carlos it's not his name it's cthulu aren't you a little concerned with this Mission I'm a sea turtle man if [ __ ] goes wrong I can swim [ __ ] we're on a mission to save the world boys keep those eyes peeled damn it something's got us uh roshi all integrity at 50% and I knew it he's crushing us kmit I need you to grab the remote controls for the weapons and fight back okay you got it roshi uh which one isn't it obvious the [ __ ] lch controllers godamn it fire fire [ __ ] I think the batteries are dead my God it's that one one episode what do you mean it's that one episode you know the one where we dress up for Halloween weren't you the same thing last year fight me okay it's kind of creepy father it's only for a night oh Frieza my boy it is beneath us to participate in such Earthly tradition besides you're far from perfect what the hell do you know about Earthly tradition you're a goddamn turtle technically if it's Halloween I can be whatever I want I choose to be a feminist you're going to get us canceled you [ __ ] can we just do this one time one time one time happy Halloween peasant give us your finest candy or be [Music] eradicated this isn't magical at all just shut up and get to the next house you burn my house to the ground my family's dead what do I do [ __ ] all right what is this strange Contraption and why have we been summoned to this place well I thought you could learn to do laundry laundry what is this some new training machine no this is a device that Mortals use to clean clothes you put them in here add detergent press a few buttons and what can I press it um sure oh what magic is this it's like witnessing a Divine cleansing ritual well minus the sacrifices they call it a washing machine I must admit The Mortals have impressive scientific engineering with this We Will Conquer the laundry and then eradicate all life actually then it's the dryer yeah we hit the dryer next then we fold it put it away you know how it goes then we eradicate all life a dryer fascinating can we climb into it why why not hey zabon yes my Lord you are dismissed come again sir take the day off and do what I don't know whatever the [ __ ] you want but but my Lord but my Lord zabad if you don't leave this chamber this instant it's your ass Zaron yes my Lord Zaron what the hell are you doing here oh hey guys I'm just you know hanging around zaban you don't just hang around yeah usually you're you know masturbating I was going to say helping Lord Frieza but yeah well Lord Frieza told me to take the day off oh that's great so why are you moping around well it's just it feels out of place like all the toys don't fit you understand right in that context no but the point of having a day off is to relax zarbon either by yourself or with friends well I guess I just noticed that I don't have many friends what nonsense where are your friend he's your friend I'm your friend I just don't understand why would Lord Frieza dismiss me I don't need a day off sometimes we just need to take a little time for ourselves Zaron look at cell he can't always be at the arena filming videos so he usually comes here to start drunk fights with randoms fight me it's just I thought I was Lord frieza's favorite I've done everything he's asked I've been loyal well here's some advice from a friend never be so loyal that you betray yourself zarbon just try to enjoy yourself buddy and do what you do best have a good one pal on if you need me he has a point I'm going to do what I do best bartender six bottles of loop please hello Malcolm oh Professor W thank God i' I've been trying to reach you I'm sorry Malcolm I've been a bit tied up I haven't been able to find any more on aoul though my resources are a bit limited uh Professor where the hell are you oh doing a stretch of 5 to 10 apparently the authorities frown on selling meth to college students yeah apparently you need to hang up that computer call come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth I'm feeling romantical well Malcolm I suppose I should get going I'm telling you cell he's not Vegeta he just knows Kung Fu Kermit I am not buying your [ __ ] I'm being serious his hairline triggers me he's not a Saiyan he's one of the current leaders of the Mish I Batu for now for now he and his father they overthrow each other like every week so no Transformations Kermit okay he also may or may not be a demon Kermit huh me hold on Buddy you're supposed to fight him yeah I guess he's got other plans well in that case I Surrender what so I really don't want to get thrown into to a volcano okay now you're being dramatic I'm really not it was a joke it was a joke it was a joke he has a short temper where is he from again Tekken I want to be in Tekken I mean you're not really missing out tekken's mid anyway no wait I love Mortal Kombat it was a joke it was a joke it was a okay so I thought this was settled oh this is far from settled he threw us into a God damn [Music] volcano hold my strawberry milk self I'm whipping out the video game moves h [Music] kmit what the [ __ ] is that it's from Street Fighter why is it so goddamn slow you know I'm not sure but when it hits it's going to hurt a lot n [ __ ] I forgot they could start step you [ __ ] what I'm used to 2D Fighters okay what now what if I do it again why would you do it kmit don't worry cell I put max power into that one yeah never mind I see the problem you must think you're so cool with your stupid hairline and your rock heart ABS huh I think I broke my wrist do you know on second thought I think I prefer the volcano then I have to thank you charlot with an E for you see I all for one have thought of an even more devastating unforgivable plan I'll absorb your power next and I'll use it to finally destroy what's left of this CR the all right do it [ __ ] no boms there will be nothing [Music] left [Music] [Music] finish yeah so we ran out of budget we we ran out of budget basically yeah so what what the [ __ ] what about the ending uh well all for one gets wrecked by shallot Fusion then he's surrounded by copious amounts of big titti anime [ __ ] and we'd have a big send off with asses and tits all over the screen Jesus we were about to get to the best part I know I know [ __ ] shame how much we got left uh $3 [ __ ] it we're bringing back Super Friends dance [Music] dance dance dance want to [Music] [Music] dance the world [Music] [Music] the

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