Devil Artemis Universe - The Shallot Saga

what a nice morning it's a shame i have to destroy this planet what i can't hear you hold on what do you want i'm here to stop you cell oh no i haven't heard that one before your days are done you'll meet your end at the hands of a saiyan you know you're not the first saiyan that i've battled so yeah maybe a normal saiyan but i am a super saiyan nope nope i fought those two oh well how about a god [Music] [Applause] [Music] impossible this power behold a super saiyan god now's your last chance to stop your evil ways all right fine what really is what you think i'd say ah what impossible i didn't even see his kick you're not the only one who's had a time skip [ __ ] my name is whatever kramer told me your little time skip adventure so i had an anime time skip myself how did i not expect this cause you're gay through you i know was that the best you got fine i'm going full power i have to borrow this technique don't think i don't know you're holding back fool turn into your little super saiyan blue form so i can show you that my perfection alone will kick your ass and i can get on with my day there's more at stake here than your stupid ego friends i need my help i'm not about to let you ruin everything [Applause] here we go is that all you got i can handle anything that you throw at me and dodge any attack that you fire and i'll give you something you can't touch [Music] that was all i had oh it's finally done seven out of ten what seven out of ten that was actually decent but not good enough boy how are you alive uh plot oh that makes sense wait a minute no i'm the hero plot is on my side no it's not i have to use it i have to use my secret technique what what are you doing hello are you putting on a mask now i'm unbeatable what the no you're not you're in your base form with a mask of caggy what what are you supposed to give me a high five or something i'm gay or was it hakai i don't remember the name all right so i say we remodel we remove the spiky thingies and maybe add a couch right here and a bar ah yeah bar sounds great what the [ __ ] are you guys doing oh [ __ ] he's still alive are you bastards claiming my arena what no no of course not no that makes you say that okay yes so we were gonna move in you were dead okay if you haven't noticed this arena is pretty spacious okay [ __ ] you i'm alive but how i gave you the hakai yeah he gave you a hickey what no what what the [ __ ] is that what it's called oh sorry sorry i can regenerate [ __ ] as long as one of my cells exists i will always regenerate lucky for me i busted a nut before i died then i guess you want a rematch huh you know me i'm always down for a good fight yeah he's always down for a good [ __ ] what no what the [ __ ] kermit what the hell is up with you today all right boy this time it won't go the same way i've paid double artemis money up front so you can't use the hakai anymore the hell that's [ __ ] don't hate the player hate the game [ __ ] i'll show you yeah he'll blow you hermit what the [ __ ] i'm sorry i'm having trouble hearing okay you and me full power right now i'm game what you you have nothing to say to that no why would i ah [ __ ] you kermit now prepare as i show you my full power what you think i haven't seen white hair before that's not gonna do [ __ ] he was a good bug android right right right a good android and he was a good rival he was my best buddy you're right kermit he was your butt buddy [ __ ] did you just i got him all for one roshi kermit who could have done this oh you've got to be kidding me charlotte what the [ __ ] happened here she came out of nowhere so she killed them all [Music] this is my last resort cell you need to leave the city and get help i'll hold her up as long as i can i have no idea what you're talking about but if you're gonna fire that attack of yours you better do it now job [ __ ] you missed you had one job and you missed i wasn't aiming for her first open and miss my [ __ ] eyes [Music] since when the hell could charlotte do that i don't know what the kermit you're alive i thought that monster killed you nah that was a taco bell that was kermit with the sea loser [Music] are you really gonna let that stupid form take over you charlotte come on buddy i know you're in there i believe in you pal we need to work together on this one i'll take care of her myself i've been meaning to try a new technique that i learned while i was away showers you better not die you hear me i won't we haven't had a proper rematch yet all right you ugly thought you want to tussle [Music] you know me i'm gay wild penny [Music] before we start today's video i just want to say happy new year everyone uh no screw them we're starting this year off the correct way you and me in mario kart challenge why the [ __ ] would i raise you in mario kart isn't it obvious self we're gonna find out who's the best um excuse me it's obviously me you wish you poor souls you don't even know it do you know what ah nothing i'll sit this one out anyway i refuse what how about you face me in a real fight you [ __ ] what's wrong cell don't have your lie shades you [ __ ] i sound nothing like that look at me i'm perfect i have a pet frog i'm going to smoke you here's the rule cell we're doing one lap and we each get one secret item chosen at random of course oh what the hell did i get a [ __ ] banana random huh and what did you get it's called a secret item for a reason dumbass [Music] you better hurry up challenge oh [ __ ] now finally ow broly let's talk about this where is he damn it god damn it what did you do to the poor guy i may or may not have told him about poker nights with goku goddammit [Music] i'm going to kill you please you are a fool if you think that you can take on a super saiyan 4 let alone two of him and i'll give you a fight worthy of two [Music] he really reached super saiyan 4 even so he shouldn't be able to take on both goku and vegeta right so so so no now shall we oh man they're moving so fast it's hard to follow i can see them just fine but it's not looking good how bad is it let's see if this monkey can fly wait wait wait how pathetic all that can look at you now oh no what do we do so so this is the world famous cell games arena and who the hell are you supposed to be so i took a vial from charlotte's room capsule corp vitamins what the a family company the bottle says to take one every morning for maximum effect i didn't feel it that's why i took three now i want to [ __ ] everything that moves come it this is viagra oh shallot uses viagra so what so it was you you took my file what no i didn't it was coming sal how could you hermit i can't believe you've done this that's it cell now you're gonna pay for your crimes it's morphin time is that a banana i'm a power ranger it's over cell you're gonna be stopped right here and now okay charlotte have you ever been flung into space at mach 5 i before that's pretty specific but no no i don't think i have god damn it you too huh sal do you have anything to do around here oh i'm sorry if you're bored go on one of your stupid adventures kermit you know that is not a bad idea cell let's go hit up shonen city you want to go to shonen city do you not remember that it's one of the most dangerous places in the entire d.a.u wow so i didn't take you for a [ __ ] i hope you realize that if you die today i am not reviving you ah the city you smell that cell pollution nothing like itself you just gotta take in the musk you know what is wrong with you and cut all right what guys that's charlotte let's wrap it up hey guys what are you doing in the city kermit's bright idea of an adventure what are you doing i do have other interests you know in fact i'm directing a movie you're directing a movie yeah the next godzilla versus king kong no way uh yeah and it's dropping soon charlotte what the [ __ ] is wrong with you tell this is a masterpiece charlotte if you release this film i will send you to the hospital it's all right i'll be rich enough to cover the medical bills all righty then see you tomorrow [Music] charlotte i couldn't even see it with my own eyes boy you're [ __ ] dude god damn it he's a cheap budget increase he's [ __ ] gorgeous the hell do i do now you're trash man i'm a shark when who are you supposed to be man my name is charlotte i'm the serious character on the show are you gonna come at me or should i come to you man what is this energy i'm feeling my shark senses are going crazy show me what you got man fine you brought this upon yourself behold my armored shark form it's over shaggy not only do i have my shark suit at full power but now i have to [ __ ] drip on my side as well oh no dude you bastard that was my favorite shark suit does it really matter man pretty soon you and your friends will all die now you've wasted enough of my time with your shenanigans dude it's time to die man is this your trump card ultra instinct dude you don't stand a chance man we'll see about that so god damn it not even ultra instinct is doing anything you should give up man i'm gonna stop you i know there's a way i've got nothing to lose man what [Music] a man with nothing to lose can't be defeated he can't be stopped he becomes an unstoppable machine and grows into something more what the hell are you talking about the sacrifices man like first i abandoned my heart and then i knew my transformation was complete yeah but i bet you didn't expect me to stand in your way huh no there were more there were more [Music] abandoning your heart so that you have no weaknesses that alone is a weakness you let go of everything that you love now look at you there's nothing noble about what you are you're nothing but a dead meme with stupid selfish power yet here i stand dude confident with selfish power well i'll show you something stronger the power of trust the power of the heart the power of friendship oh my [ __ ] god you are so cringe [ __ ] seriously you see you aren't the only dead meme that likes to come around once in a while and harass cell and that's supposed to mean something [Music] hello my buddies well well if it isn't the legendary elaine like what's he gonna do man spit on me what's going on dude [Music] [Music] hahaha [Music] you

Channel: DevilArtemis

Views: 918,871

Keywords: DRAGONBALL, DRAGONBALL SUPER, DRAGONBALL Z, PERFECT CELL, DEVIL ARTEMIS, ARTEMIS, DRAGONBALL SUPER FRIENDS, SFM, DRAGONBALL SFM, ANIMATION, SFM PARODY, DEVIL ARTEMIS CELL VS, PERFECT CELL VS, CELL VS, DBZ PARODY, DRAGONBALL PARODY, PARODY, DBZ SFM, DRAGONBALL 3D ANIMATION, 3D ANIMATION, BLENDER

Id: FP6QZDnemb4

Length: 22min 7sec (1327 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 19 2021