All right, just bring it this way. This way. There it is. Perfect. Thank you. Perfect. Claire. What? Can you ask us to fix that light? I asked him, but he just growled at me. Oh gosh. Okay. Gus, stop scaring Bethany and fix the
light please. Don't make me come over there. I'm busy. You fix it. Is this because I said I wouldn't come to the
dance with you? Gus, I'm a married woman. People would talk. One dance with me. You forget all about it. I already have a husband who doesn't fix
lights. Please. Thank you so much. This school would literally fall apart
without you. Oh. Well, I don't know about literally, but. Hey, Dylan. Hey, Mrs. Dunphy. I was wondering if we could have a
little chat. Uh. You want me to go home. No, no, it's the the opposite of that. I want you to go home? Um.Mhm. No, I, um, I want you to know how glad I am
that you're here. Really? Because sometimes I just get this vibe you
don't like me. No. Dylan. No. I'm sorry. I, I like you. I, I like you a lot, I just. It's complicated because, uh, Hayley's my
daughter. Whoa. Whoa whoa. You are totally a hot mom. But I can't do this. Oh my God. Okay. There's no no. I merely meant that. I'm sorry if I made you feel unwelcome. Phew. That would have been awkward. So awkward. You know but for the record, Mrs Dunphy. Yes. If Haley wasn't my girlfriend. And Mr. Dunphy was out of the picture. I would be honored to share your bed and
raise Luke, Alex and Haley as my own. Okay. Good talk. Oh, my God, I know those girls. What, are you ashamed of us? Yes. Sweet valley high. This is that woman from the house
on seventh street. Oh, Good. Yeah. If I sell it by the end of
next month, I'd dethrone Gil Thorpe as salesman of the quarter. That's awesome. Dad. It is awesome. Phil Dunphy. That's it. Yeah. Slow down, jerk. Slow down. Great. Okay. Fire away. Yeah. Uh, just the address. Yep. Okay. 101, North, seventh street. Okay. Ten four. This could be my best year since 2006. We'll get our time. They're all going away at some point, right? Yeah. Hayley's got her beach trip, and Alex
is doing habitat for humanity. And Luke has camp. If I remember, I think we have six hours. Totally kid free on. Oh the 14th. Hey, if we moved Alex's flight, we could
have, like, 10 or 12 hours. Dream bigger hot pants. Step aside. Sometimes I don't know if I love how much I
fear Claire or fear how much I love her. Oh. It's 22nd to the eighth for Alex. Luke to the 14th. Haley gets a day there. Come on. That's it beautiful mind. Harness that crazy into something positive. Shh. If we can get Alex to move her habitat
for humanity. From Oklahoma to Sacramento and Luke to move
his camp session. They will both overlap with Haley's vacation. And I just bought a seven kid free days. Witchcraft. Yeah. You mean this watch? The Houdini handcuffs. I've been taking magic lessons as a
Valentine's surprise. Wait a minute. The supposed hinge salesman at
your office. The great Majesto. Of course, I didn't recognize him without his
floor length robe covered in question marks. And we also really do have a reservation at
that really nice place down the street. So we should probably get your check. Excuse me, can we get the check? But are you really dressed for. So wonderful. Oh. Um. Come on, honey, we should get going. Wait, uh, do you have the key? No. But you do. I don't deserve you. Come on, Phil, you can't be that naive. Seriously, women in their 30s on the internet
are like. They're like ninjas. They get in their little
black outfits and try and sneak their way into your marriage. That's not Denise. Here, read some of her messages. You're going to feel silly. Okay. Hey, Phil, how's it going? You can't add the sexy voice. Hi, Phil. How's it going? So glad to hear your neck is better. Are you seriously jealous? No. I am not jealous at all. I just happen to know women better than you
do. And that woman wants a slice. Okay, just to prove how wrong you are, I'm
gonna invite her over here for drinks. Fine with me. Just hope it's fine with Denise. Gee, Phil, I really have my heart set on the
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