Honey, who do we call? What do we do? There's no way Haley's married. Then why did she change her Facebook status? She probably didn't. It could be a computer glitch. Someone hacked her account. I just think we should stay calm until we know the story. Honey, I cannot get on a plane for four hours and be out of touch and not know what happened. It's not just the Facebook thing. She borrowed a blue suit from Mitchell for a wedding. Something borrowed, something blue. Do you get it? Who would she even marry? I don't know, but she was with Dylan yesterday. And if she was going to marry him, she would definitely hide that from us. But that makes no sense. Why wouldn't he call me? Oh, hey, Mrs. D. Hey, Dylan. Oh, hi, Mr. D. Are you with Haley? In what way? Physically. Romantically? Maritally. No, I'm at work. I have a career now. Oh. Hey, uh, can you hold this phone for a second? So you have no idea where Hailey is right now. You mean spiritually? Geographically? Can you please stop spinning that sign? No. My boss says if I do, he'll replace me with one of those guys. Go back to where you came from. Dylan, focus. I don't know where she is, but I can sense that she's okay. It's like we share the same brain who has it now? Okay, so last time when you were with her, she didn't say anything about getting married. Hailey got married? That's so upsetting. Done. Hi, mom. Do you have Haley's iCloud password? Yeah, she gave it to me in a little envelope with her diary key and a list of things she's most afraid of. Uh. Maybe we could guess it. Claire. You accidentally hung up on me. Oh, yeah? Well, honey, you know, me and computers. Moms trying to guess Haley's iCloud password, which, personally, I think is an invasion of her privacy. Ooh. Try password. I'm kind of glad that didn't work. Wait. I think I remember telling her to use something people wouldn't know about her. Like her favorite literary character. I'm in. What? What was it? Snoopy! Wow. And that could be your new nickname. Okay. Find my iPhone. Oh, no. She's in Vegas. Are you serious? Oh, hang on, I'm zooming in. Hold on, hold on. Let me see what I can, uh. Come on. And. Oh, God, honey, she's at a wedding chapel. Okay, that's troubling, but think about it. If she's not with Dylan, who would she be marrying? I don't know, Alex. She had to have told you something. Okay? You are really rubbing in our lack of closeness. She won't even tell me what conditioner she uses. I have 12 minutes. Think! Uh. I don't know, ask Uncle Mitchell. They're always giggling about boys. Oh. Oh, good. Okay. Yes, I'm gonna do that. I'm calling him. If it helps, I can alert my magician contacts in Vegas. Although they are better at making girls disappear than they are finding. What? Lily, honey, I need you to get Mitchell. But they said I could have. 20 minutes of iPad time. Mitchell. Mitchell. Hey. What's up? Uh, I really need to talk to Mitchell. It's my iPad time. Honey, what did I tell you about being selfish? Aunt Claire needs to speak to other daddy just as soon as she gets me my popcorn. What are you. Cam? I promise you, I will get you your popcorn. But right now, I need to talk to Mitchell. Okay. Cheese and caramel. Fine! And caramel. Fine. Hey. What's up? So I'm pretty sure that Haley is getting married in Vegas. What? Yeah. I need to know who she's been dating. Um, there was this one guy who she thought that she might like, but, I don't know. She was weirdly secretive about him, but I guess I could still be a thing. Oh, hang on, hang on. Getting a call from dad. Do the thing. Do the cute thing. Dad! Claire! Dad! Mitchell. What are you doing to my phone? You called me dad. No, I didn't, I'm shooting a video with Joe. Am I in your kitchen with you? No. Then you're not shooting a video with Joe. Hi, Jay. Claire was just about to go run an errand. Are you kidding me? Okay, for God's sakes, would you mind watching my computer for me for a minute? Thank you so much. Of course. Hey, Mitch. I'm liking the new hat. It gives you some presence. What are you getting at, dad? Nothing. It's a strong look. You look like one of those tough guys in an old Western movie. Really? Yeah. I guess it is kind of badass. What if I tilt it a little bit? You ruined it now. I like your hat. It suits you. Oh, thank you, ma'am. Oh. You're welcome. Okay. Thank you. All right. Got your life changing popcorn. Yes. Now, can we get back to figuring out who Haley married? Haley got married. Oh, my gosh, I hope it was not to Jackson. Jackson. He was into some weird, um, food. Oh, God. Whoa. Haley got married. She's in so much trouble. Luke, what have you done to your hair? Claire, when you react like this, you're just giving him what he wants. Luke said that you knew about it. I didn't know about it. I said a parent knew about it. Phil.
