The Best Caddyshack Quotes - HD

can I ask you something sure thing shoot Timmy Danny Danny you take drugs Danny every day good oh Danny this isn't Russia is this Russia this isn't Russia is it I like you Betty that's Danny sir Danny stop thinking let things happen and be the B GAA and I say hey Lama hey how about little something you know for the effort you know and he says oh uh it won't be any money but when you die on your death bed you will receive total Consciousness so I got that going which is nice well I ain't paying no 50 cents for no Coke then you ain't getting no Coke what I'm talking about you owe me one gumball machine what's that candy raer doing there don't you see it we pick it up get dress you're playing golf today no I'm not Grandpa I'm playing tennis you're playing golf and you're going to like it what about my asthma I'll give you asthma what' you shoot today oh I don't keep score judge oh well how do you measure yourself with other golfers by height and I'm no slouch myself don't sell yourself short judge you're a tremendous slouch I think this place is restricted wank so don't tell me you're Jewish okay fine oh this is the worst looking hat I ever saw well you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup huh oh it looks good on you though hey Whitey where's your hat tur double FS double turs sping so what so what so let's dance the man's a menace great big gos of greasy grany over guts you know I've often thought of becoming a golf club we just bought trty right behind the Great Wall on the good side I want a hamburger no a cheeseburger I want a hot dog I want a milkshake I want potato you get nothing and like it from Scotland they invented the game in there you know except they call it goth without the yell and tell the cook this is low grade dog food all right this steak still has marks where a jockey was hitting oh somebody stepping a dock all right you must have been something before electricity huh oh wonderful boy nice boy right he's a good boy okay and now I know why tigers eat their young well the last time I saw a mouth like that I had a hook in it so what brings you to this uh nape of the woods NE of the W how come you're here hey you want to make $14 a hard way wait up girls I got a salami I got to hide still I was no more slacking off slack you off you fuzzy little Foreigner you savage come on bark like a dog for me the Zen philosopher bash show Once wrote a flute with no holes is not a flute and a donut with no hole it's a d it unbelievable thank you very little what are you what are you doing next Su no plans wait how' you like to mow my law huh when you finished why don't you drop by the art Club thank you all right like a drink tuna colada perhaps my uncle says you got a screw Loop yeah your uncle mest Coles crazy that's what they said about son s you feel looser listen I feel like $100 oh boy Bo I'm going to law school too really you going to Harvard no ST Copus of uh Northern where PA to get your foot off the boat hey you scratch my ankle what an incredible Cinderella Story this unknown comes out of nowhere to leave the pack for this young Cinderella who's coming out of nowhere the crowd is just on his feet here he's a Cinderella boy tears in his eyes I guess as he he lines up this last shot this crowd has gone deadly silent Cinderella story out of nowhere a former green keeper now about to become the Master's Champion it looks like I'm a it's in the hole it's in the hole well just ask my grandson spoing he and I regular Pals how about frisa but this whole place sucks can he call me a Baboo thinks I'm his wife some people simply do not belong my enemy is an animal and in order to conquer him I have to think like an animal whenever possible to look like one this is across uh uh blueg grass Kentucky Bluegrass feder B and Northern California sensia the amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon take it home and just get stoned in a a Jesus belt that night on this stuff but here here Cannonball right back Cannonball get coming any more coming you know buddies for life I think I'll drop by you drop by my place anytime what's your address over there you're on Brier right Brier uhhuh to you got a pool over there we have a pond in the back we have a pool and a pond a pond will be good for you natural spring oh yeah or you know your honor odd or even odd odd it is your honor your honor TIG here keep it fair keep it fair we no I can't hey put yourself down now you're not uh you're not you're not good stink kind of thought winning wasn't important me winning isn't you do great grammar Danny see your future be your future well we're waiting hey everybody we're all going to get late [Applause] [Music]

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Length: 6min 48sec (408 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 14 2013