The Battle of Bad Pickup Lines: Round 1 || STEVE HARVEY

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- How often do you hear bad pick-up lines? - Oh gosh, every day? - [Steve] Every day. - It's bad out there. - [Steve] Yeah. (Zahra laughing) (crowd laughing) Alright, so let's meet the contenders. Here's the scenario fellas for the first round. You're at a crowded bar, you've been eyeing Zahra all night. Suddenly, you find yourself standing next to her, trying to order a drink. You tap her on the shoulder and you say, Ba-Da. Okay, Let the battle begin. (boxing match bell ringing) (crowd cheering) Michael, you're first. - 'Scuse me, I actually got a bone to pick with you. Ever since I walked in here tonight, my heart hasn't stopped fluttering and it's all your fault. - That's so sweet. - Thank You. (bell ringing) - Good job (crowd laughing) (Zahra laughing) - I like that. (male contestant laughing) - Oh, god. - So I'm here to confiscate your license. Ever since I parked my car, you've been driving me crazy. (crowd laughing) (bell rings) - Aggressive, good job, okay. - [Walter] Nah? (Zahra laughing) (crowd laughing) - Come on. (crowd member laughing) (crowd member clapping) - 'Aight, pick a number between one and a million. - 11. - Alright you win, I guess I'm taking you out tomorrow night. (bell ringing) (laughing) (crowd and contestants applauding) - [Zahra] I love that. - Aye uh, you need a drink? - Sure. - 'Cause I wanna shoot my shot with you. (bell ringing) - [Crowd] Ohh - Okay, smooth! (contestant laughing) (crowd clapping) - My mom always told me I was a nine out of 10, and I'm pretty sure I just found the one I need. (bell ringing) (crowd cheering) - Smooth (crowd clapping) - I hope you like Mexican 'cause I'm finna talk about you all night long to my friends. - [Contestant] That's fire! Because he did this! - Did ya like me? (everyone laughing) - I'd offer to buy you a drink, but clearly you're a beautiful, independent woman, so I'll let you buy me one. (bell ringing) - Nope. - [Crowd] Ohh! Sorry. - Ohh! (Steve laughing) - [Zahra] No feminist dudes, sorry. - Damn girl, are you a final term paper? Because I have not been paying attention, and I am gonna do you all night and tomorrow I am gonna hope for the best. (crowd yelling) (bell ringing) (Zahra laughing) (some crowd members booing) - Do you wanna go out wit her? You just-- (Zahra laughing) (crowd laughing) - Alright, that's the end of round one. Zahra, you've got your scores, which four guys have game, and which pick-up lines are lame? It's up to you. - Oh, wow, well that was very challenging to listen to all of that, but uh, I'm done with term papers, sorry, that was lame. (crowd laughing) (contestants laughing) - [Steve] You get to stay around for the rest of it. - Good job though, good job, good job. Andy, I'm not buying you a drink, I'm sorry. (bell ringing) - What? (Zahra laughing) - [Steve] Thanks a lot. - Equality, come on! - Yep, thank you. - Equality, equality! (crowd cheering) (crowd clapping) - Saw that one goin' down the tubes. - Luis, (speaking in foreign language) Mexican food gives me indigestion, so uh. (crowd cheering) (crowd clapping) Walter, - Oh. it was great meeting you, I really appreciated it, but I, you know, it was very aggressive to do a cop pick-up line in today's environment, - Bye Walter! (bell ringing) (crowd laughing) (whooshing as photos are crossed out) (bell ringing) - Alright, when we come back, (crowd clapping) I'm gonna do sumn' a little bit different. But we gotta find out which contender has the most game. It's our only question. (crowd cheering) (game show band music)
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Channel: Steve TV Show
Views: 1,407,950
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Keywords: steve, comedy, humor, laugh, funny, Steve Harvey, steve harvey, dating, advice, relationships, motivational
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Length: 4min 30sec (270 seconds)
Published: Wed Apr 03 2019
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