♪♪ >>> IT'S THE BARRY GIBB TALK SHOW. ♪ WELL ♪ >> TONIGHT, THERE'S GUEST STAR -- ♪ IN A ROOM FULL OF STRANGERS ♪ >> FROM THE NATION, ELIE MYSTAL. ♪ DISCUSSING POLITICS. >> COACH OF THE FORWARD PARTY, ANDREW YANG. ♪ AND THE ISSUES OF THE DAY, HEY ♪ >> BLOGGER AND POLITICAL ACTIVIST, JOANNE CARDUCCI. ♪ AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU THOUGH YOU MAY NOT WANT ME TO ♪ >> AND AS ALWAYS -- ♪ GUESS WHAT, I'M STILL GOING TO TALK TO YOU ♪ >> BARRY'S BROTHER ROBIN. ♪ I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, TALKIN' IT UP ON THE BARRY GIBB TALK SHOW, TALKIN' 'BOUT ISSUES, TALKIN' 'BOUT REAL IMPORTANT ISSUES ♪ ♪ TALKIN' IT UP ON THE BARRY GIBB TALK SHOW, CHECKIN' OUT POLITICS IN THIS CRAZY, CRAZY TOWN, YEAH ♪ >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR HOST, BARRY GIBB. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. THIS IS MY SHOW, AND IT'S A NO-NONSENSE SHOW. I DON'T TAKE ANY CRAP FROM ANYONE. LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT. IT'S AN ELECTION YEAR, AND PEOPLE SEEM DISILLUSIONED BY THE POLITICAL SYSTEM. PEOPLE FEEL ONE CANDIDATE IS TOO OLD AND THE OTHER WILL BE DISTRACTED BY HIS LEGAL PROBLEMS. ROBIN, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD? >> NO. NO, I DON'T. >> OKAY. ELIE, DO YOU THINK THE MEDIA IS OVERSTATING THE NEGATIVES OF THE NATION TO GET VIEWS AND CLICKS? >> WELL, THAT'S AN INTERESTING QUESTION. >> OH, IS IT? IT'S INTERESTING? YOU FIND IT INTERESTING? >> YEAH, I DO. >> WELL, I FIND YOU INTERESTING, OKAY? YOU LOOK LIKE IF DON KING ATE ANOTHER DON KING! I WILL UNHINGE MY JAW AND BITE YOUR HEAD OFF LIKE A GOLDFISH CRACKER -- ♪ THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK, THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK ♪ I WILL PSYCHOLOGICALLY DESTROY YOU. EVERY MONTH I WILL REPLACE YOUR SHOES WITH AN IDENTICAL PAIR OF ONE BIGGER SIZE SO YOU THINK YOUR FEET ARE SHRINKING. I FEAR NOTHING! I WATCHED "SALTBURN" WITH MY ENTIRE FAMILY! AND I KNEW ABOUT THE BATHTUB SCENE BEFOREHAND, AND I LOVED IT! ♪ HUMP, HUMP, HUMP, HUMP, LICKING THE DRAIN, HUMPING THE GRAVE ♪ DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD, ROBIN? >> NO. NO, I DON'T. >> LET'S GET TO OUR NEXT GUEST. ANDREW YANG, CULTURE OF THE FORWARD PARTY. DO YOU THINK A THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE COULD GAIN ENOUGH VOTES TO WIN THE GENERAL ELECTION? >> WELL, BARRY -- >> CALL ME SIR. >> EXCUSE ME? >> YOU WILL CALL ME SIR BARRY GIBB. I WAS KNIGHTED IN 2018 FOR OUTSTANDING CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. I WILL RIP OUT YOUR LOWER INTESTINE AND USE IT AS MY OWN PERSONALIZED ZIP LINE. ♪ ZIP LINE, ZIP LINE, ZIP LINE TO OUTER SPACE, SELFIE ♪ DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD, ROBIN? >> NO. NO, I DON'T. >> REALLY? >> NO. >> JOANNE CARDUCCI. ♪ JOANNE, JOANNE, JOANNE CARDUCCI ♪ WE ARE -- ♪ WE ARE FROM AUSTRALIA, AND WE SWIM IN THE CORAL REEF ♪ ♪ MY DAD'S A KANGAROO, EATING THE WEIRD BREAD THEY BRING TO THE TABLE, OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE ♪ >> HI. #. >> I KNOW THAT YOU'RE A VOCAL CRITIC OF PRESIDENT TRUMP. HOWEVER, PEOPLE HAVE SAID THAT HE WAS CORRECT ABOUT THE BORDER AND CHINA. >> WELL, THAT DEPENDS ON WHICH -- >> HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME! I DO NOT PLAY! I AM LEGEND! YOU CANNOT BREAK ME! I HAVE NOT CRIED IN 77 YEARS, EXCEPT DURING EPISODES OF THE AUSTRALIAN CHILDREN'S SHOW "BLUEY," BUT IF YOU DON'T CRY AT "BLUEY" YOU'RE NOT A REAL MAN ♪ IF YOU DON'T CRY AT "BLUEY" YOU'RE NOT A REAL MAN ♪ DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD, ROBIN? HE DOESN'T. >> YOU KNOW, I HAVE SOMETHING TO ADD -- >> I WILL USE YOUR RIB CAGE AS A LOBSTER TRAP! ♪ DIG YOUR CORPSE, USE YOUR RIB CAGE AS A TRAP, DIG UP YOUR CORPSE, USE YOUR RIB CAGE AS A TRAP, RIB CAGE AS A, RIB CAGE AS A TRAP ♪ THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE. WE HAVE BEEN -- ♪ TALKIN' IT UP ON THE BARRY GIBB TALK SHOW, TALKIN' 'BOUT CHEST HAIR, TALKIN' 'BOUT COOL MEDALLIONS ♪ ♪ TALKIN' IT UP ON THE BARRY GIBB TALK SHOW, TALKIN' 'BOUT POLITICS IN THIS CRAZY, CRAZY TOWN ♪ ♪ OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH HI-YA ♪
