The Annoying Orange 1 - 5

hey Apple Apple hey hey Apple hey Apple hey Apple hey Apple Apple hey hey what's what is it orange you glad I didn't say Apple again yeah yeah that joke was funny the first 400 times you said it hey Apple what you look fruity yeah that was hilarious hey hey Apple what can you do ten push-ups in ten seconds what kind of question is that I don't even have arms how am I gonna do one pushup hey what hey Apple what can you do this try it - please be quiet for crying out loud would you stop yammering for longer than three seconds I can't even hear myself think huh hey Apple what knife tried to warn him hmm hey pear no God [Music] singing a song love Allah Allah Allah Allah thanks a lot I'm getting real sick and tired of being dragged all over the place oh you're the biggest orange I've ever seen what I'm not an orange you must be my big brother I'm not your brother yeah you are I'm orange you're orange we're both oranges I'm not an orange I'm a pumpkin pumpkin don't you mean pumpkin you're huge hahahaha that's real funny hey pumpkin it's pumpkin hey hey pumpkin what how'd you get so plump hey pumpkin want to see a trick not really that's not even a trick hey pumpkin it's pumpkin hey pumpkin what can you touch your eyeball with your tongue no you haven't tried it yet try it I don't want to try and almost you stop that I almost got it orange knock it off you're not trying oh my god stop it what you know I'm a pretty relaxed guy most of the time it takes a lot to get me riled but you you are driving me crazy and I've only been here on what a minute you don't shut up and it's pumpkin pumpkin not orange not pumpkin and I'm not your brother what what is it why are you mumbling and making that face now you take that guy's knife away oh no he's tearing your insides out hey hey pumpkin hey pumpkin hey hey pumpkin somebody carved a face on your butt [Laughter] [Music] [Music] not bored whoa whoa where am i hey Apple you're back what he Apple where you been are you talking to me hey Apple I'm not an apple hey hey Apple hey I'm not an apple yeah you are you're red so you're an apple no no you see I'm a tomato tomato you look like an apple no no no I'm a fruit like an apple but I'm not an apple what no you're not you're a vegetable well that's a common misconception but a tomato like myself hey I'm a the Apple can you spit seeds what like this heck is wrong with you I'm an orange don't ever do that to a tomato don't you know how easily I bruise you're a toe mate oh it's tomato toe-may-toe toe-mah-toe tomato it's not hard yeah you're a vegetable fruit I'm a fruit uh-huh you can't be a fruit and a vegetable I know I'm not I'm a fruit tomatoes are fruits no you're not you're a vegetable like a pumpkin pumpkins are fruits too you yeah and elephants are microwaves Hey oranges you're an apple I'm a tomato Apple tomato Apple tomato Apple tomato blender huh wha whoa hey tomato good to see ya I was hoping we could catch up catch up why are you laughing [Music] oh very Christmas who are you well I'm Santa Claus Santa Claus is that a fruit or a vegetable oh no I'm a person you're kind of red you could be an apple no I bring presents to all the good children on Christmas presents why yes I want 1 billion dollars well that's a bit much don't you think uh-huh I want a billion dollars in a gallon of gas a gallon of gas yeah cuz I'm running out of juice No hey hey Santa yes Santa hey what can I give you a present well I guess that was very naughty hey hey Santa what do you like to go to the beach yeah then I'm gonna call you Sandy Claws sandy Claus I slay me very funny hey hey sandy it's Santa hey sandy Santa hey sandy hey it's Santa hey you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world No we start stall duh ok ok what you know there are some naughty boys and girls out there but you you topped the list who taught you your manners you aren't getting anything but coal in your sock this year socks what can I wear socks I don't even have feet it's kind of lowly in here all by myself hey you're an orange hey you're an orange I'm an orange I'm an orange that's what I said that's what I said hey hey orange you want to hear a joke okay why'd the chicken cross hey hey orange what why did the orange go blind huh cuz he was low on vitamin C he was telling jokes get it vitamin C hey hey hey orange what the orange day before you went to work back to the rind hey that's my job hey hey orange how many oranges does it take to screw in a light bulb there was a little pump in that one wrong with you I think I'm a little ripe yeah well you can't do this what told you I'm ripe you're annoying no I'm not I'm an orange well you're eight hey orange why did the orange fall out of the tree cuz you're stupid cuz he went out on a limb and so funny I tell the best jokes tomorrow hey orange what is it orange nice ah that's a lot better peace and quiet hey what are you doing oh whoa whoa hey whoa whoa No [Applause]

Channel: Jeffs Stuff

Views: 19,290,148

Keywords: orange

Id: D7EQywPLlLw

Length: 9min 23sec (563 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 21 2010