That Time We Were a Deer and Fought a Giant Koala Bear: Deeeer Simulator

oh dear oh dear indeed oh yeah yeah it is where is it oh no oh no all right do it like this how long can he hold his breath the deer's made a chewing gum oh what's this that's not a deer though it makes no sense already yeah you can create a character all right go ahead neebs no you know what let's use let's do randomized randomized yeah i think randomize is fun okay bam oh okay oh perfect oh you look like that the edge from you too yeah happy try something no how about this with a different shirt yeah go ahead uh go ahead green bernina okay yeah they're good officer neebs casual guy all right folks we're playing deer simulator uh what's my first objective here let's save the deer i'm supposed to be a deer right damn here oh this is this is the back story i went through all that stuff yeah you gotta go through this point that's funny they dragged you through all the [ __ ] of creating a character only to have it die immediately yeah like it's pretty great where am i i got a little teared up there yeah i was so attached to that guy huh hey bud but i'm a deer now okay all right i guess go have some deer adventures neebs oh it's it's doing like should i use the controller is that uh whatever you're more comfortable with okay yeah let's do that you like controller ace jump oh yeah i mean lego move and jump move it jump again oh yeah oh left dash dash [Music] how graceful with the drum roll do you like it i feel like you're not doing that oh hold on there we go that's how i wrote your bench well take a look around the city for a little bit um i know that you have to have a disaster level that goes up so that'll be something to do so you've been reborn as a deer to cause chaos around this city huh it's a deers aster level thing up there in the upper right he's got an e right now oh dearify oh you look you gotta say hi dear fight dance get up with a hey name's the get the reticle off of him hi now get up get up hey why why don't you i was talking to this guy now do it you can say hi hi hey hey i'm a dear now darify him uh-huh hey dance that's free you're welcome oh yeah hello capoeira we're gonna fight each other now it looks it going to the karate concert really intimidating looking dance isn't it yeah wow i'm a small deer what's capable of brazilian jiu jitsu no no brazil it's not jujitsu it's brazilian jiu-jitsu what is it yeah it's like isn't it brazilian at least it's karate dance here dear by that guy fist the cuffs he's already yeah all right here we go dear pie you're with me now got behind you can you have more than one oh my god yes look at this and they have they do the naruto run right is that what that's called yeah i see kids doing it every time i see him doing it i just hope he'll trip you know to teach him a lesson yeah yeah because you're running like an idiot yeah you look dumb that's not how you run yeah you're watching your damn face you wanted neighbors to play this huh well i was hoping that after years of playing games he got better well you haven't so why should i now i've gotten worse oh left trigger hold what'd you do oh did you grab him i got it yeah oh i got him and go to the moon i don't know what just happened where did it go i threw i thought i threw but i don't know is it behind you where to reach the moon all right let's try to catch this car you ready you want to catch it there's a green one this one ready oh i was in there we go oh [Laughter] needs oh perfect well now we're onto something yep it looks like it handles like a dream it really does i'm getting the hang of it here we go no you don't you want to hit things okay yeah your ease going up yeah yeah oh here we go this is the chaos we've been craving [Music] that's a good noise they just record like an old vacuum yeah they just pitched it so we want to get the uh did i break this one all right let's grab another one yeah this one so we're gonna get that e all the way up look at that up there big kuala bear hanging out as koalas on the horse you're almost full on that come on flip over flip over you might need to get another car what happened police [Music] oh they're coming after me at least level one all right we gotta run fellas come on she gotta fight run over oh they're going to kill you oh no nice get out get out needs okay gotta run ready now you can go back and hit him i want to find a vehicle i'll hit him with my antlers okay here we go three whole hearts are they behind me [Music] so you've got your d you see your d up there now okay check out that d what was the person was it yeah yeah i wonder what we're spelling e d right erectile obstacles you run right into it get on it i was trying to write it get on it now no i hit the y button that's the button that does it okay it's the same same sound all right let's fill up spill up that d i wonder how long something like this takes to make about 30 minutes is that a shark in the water needs take a look oh terrifying oh you can ride it wow what is this neebs are you listening to me are you listening to anything i'm saying can i write it what does that mean yeah the shark shark and you ride the shark okay there's that or it looks like a little shark there we go it's not a shark oh yeah what's going on i don't know man this is a fever dream island i'm on drugs i'm on drugs and go to this uh place out here looks intriguing probably can't go there you can't go there yet all right do another oh go to the right yeah the other island yeah what is it with that yeah maybe something special well i hope a tank let's see if the fish goes on land oh there's a rhino i'd rather ride a rhino well that's debatable there's a landmark oh this is one of them airstrips that they forgotten battlefield i hope the planes work as well so you gotta put so go to the buttons uh-huh can you put a fish on one of them what is a it's okay so you need a cow and you need a deer guys a deer oh so you could use that button so you just need a cow and look around what did that do um it just lowered the button oh go to that green thing back there left in the water oh look at three recruits right there yeah okay the green water and then the people yeah i think that's grenades can i uh recruit them from the fish nope neebs science wouldn't it get that first get the recruit you got grenades okay dear bye yeah welcome to the club nice equip uh-huh oh cool dear friend head okay yep already got that guy yeah and this one dear fi okay now there's four of us easy converts and i got a grenade face put your radical on something and then uh toss well i did that a minute ago like that it still does the long thing let's try the it's got to get better all right two new recruits on your left all right watch out that was run about to kill your recruits they're creating those guys there's a gun look at this come on look at this one couple guns now go to shooting get better oh i got both oh wow up congrats oh all right get ready fellas they're coming but you're ready we're ready we got the gun and grenade there we go there's the bears you were ready here we go and what was the first one d no edc yeah edc i can't think of a word no it's not a word all right let's find this cow the big one oh [ __ ] sure all right this is going pretty well yeah it seems it yeah she's a little unstable you're heading toward the island or you were ish get off i see you i think we're oh there's a milk jet that's what's happening it's a milk chip it's like a harrier so how am i gonna get this cow we don't know down there can you control it i don't feel like it the milk's just it looks like it looks like you're going right where you need to go yeah it does looks perfect and you might have needed one of those other cows [Music] with the rhinos there so we just gotta get the cow right there yeah i get it get off get off names oh i stayed there oh beautiful quick get get on there jump all right there we go three buttons we did it airplane well what is this a little delivery oh that is a mech suit oh my god a mech suit made out of farm animals all right neebs that's a weird farm oh i didn't see the tigers i'm sorry i just saw the cattle deer i'm looking at this from the side all right let's get this mech suit now it's on abomination i love it [Music] your boys are still getting oh wow oh god yeah yeah okay yeah yeah shoot that uh flying thing okay do it yes oh zero point very nice [ __ ] that thing all right we're going to the city to destroy some buildings here there we go let's go yeah that's it that's it dude destroy this whole town no one will survive here come them cops uh oh what we got this time rabbits with guns that's a laser wow ear walker get ready folks they're coming [Music] feeling pretty good oh yeah yeah bring him bring him out in the open where you can see him yep yeah that's the way to do it that was nothing that rabbit is that a sheep there they come oh boy that's a bunch oh yeah oh wow keep firing there you go thank you man he's taking me down holy [ __ ] oh whoa whoa they're tough here we go bad boys bad boys and this is the one that all right there's one that killed you before yeah you gotta hey you gotta be nibble be good this time okay drop this anything in there oh yeah [Music] i am quicker stay moving stay moving i'm quicker without the mexicans yeah oh yeah watch the lasers yep [Music] find the on the origin of the lasers all right where's the other one oh look at that look at that one left grab one of these just here we go all right good call where is he right here yeah buddy yeah look at the head now we got laser all right i'm starting to dig this yeah that i know all right you kind of just play at the roguelite you see how like what what crazier [ __ ] you can stack and we're almost can you take out that koala building try shooting the koala you ready shoot the koala butt yeah just see oh god oh god things have gone wrong i shot you asked me too i didn't do it that was go back go back you're gonna finish him hey oh wait no oh [Music] all right back to where we were there's a koala bear we're not going to shoot it yeah that's the final boss oh you think well i mean maybe we're saying oh wow look how fast we can destroy [ __ ] now we're getting stronger i wonder what's next because i don't know what's next all right take out that apartment complex this next cop uh text not gonna be any joke i'm guessing i wouldn't think so unless it's funny what's it gonna be what's it gonna be here we go never been this far flying something organizing that a corgi i don't want to show you i know exactly go to that go to that island you know where that is yep oh he's on that island okay how do i get there anyone know well i would say just hit the coast and do a circle around the island until you see the damn island okay [Music] it's so bright my health went was going down you have to go in there yeah i don't want to start over again [Music] you're gonna what is happening [Music] wow i'm not feeling good about it what is this [ __ ] well don't stay still i do appreciate the absurdism yeah all right you stay more yeah i would say stay on the move get behind him baby yeah so it just regenerates so it just gives you a chance to shoot it's annoyingly bright there's a button the red bus car yeah go underneath they're directly underneath the race cars all right there's that button bam and then [Music] yeah that was his shields right [Music] oh he's just running around oh god oh all right you need to no him down dick there you go [Music] which shoulder was it the right one yeah you're on the right on your face it's coming down yeah boy here we go oh crap there you go nice steve all right all right be ready for something keep your distance probably stay circular uh-huh and just start oh man hey boy he comes at you hey all right there's some distance run run run okay oh yeah okay now you're two stars exactly i'm looking at the bar let me see i'll look damage you're going to get them keep doing this don't get too greedy and you will get them all right oh man that was awesome corgi down so i wonder what's after the corgi i know well shoot the koala and fight it ready you can do it for a while yeah lay and do it oh my god okay he's already half health though look yeah it is where is he oh it goes yeah go around round to the other side and then just nail it yep oh he's almost dead he's almost there okay around the other side almost there get it hit him up yeah down can you destroy that building now is he done check the building zeros zeroes right and we didn't and the destruction level didn't raise no it didn't do a damn thing you unlocked an achievement though okay so those textures on that are impressive they're koala tea [Laughter] sorry you're saying go to that island uh-huh so this right here is a deer and the dog that's a corgi we gotta go back and get the corgi you better drag the corgi over it's huge okay all right go grab the porky wait for the button yep okay here we go all right so we grabbed this corgi that trigger i need neebs if you grab this corgi and take it to the japanese island put it on the button okay that should fit yep that's the craziest looking [ __ ] yep yep oh yeah perfect oh that's the corgi oh yeah get on that other button now you go to the other button i got the other button on the other side yeah you already triggered it oh you didn't yep oh because you stepped on another right uh okay i didn't that was in that one run not this one yeah okay okay so now we're moving forward [Music] oh oh hello hello oh that a portal that's maybe yordle go through it see what happens okay get through can i squeeze through uh i've ruined the whole game there we go all right of course you can squeeze through [Music] sure why not yup and just keep going what what are we doing mm-hmm oh my god uh-oh the future look at this though oh and look at your undies disaster level e i've got no weapons man oh so it's it's like a whole new level yeah it's pretty amazing this is uh that's kind of cool uh oh my god yeah i had my doubts at first about this game but uh i like it you want to keep going now don't you yeah new city got new weapons grenade launchers gotta be grenade launcher it's slow as [ __ ] well mixed with everything else all right so that's fun so maybe all the new weapons are futuristic all right that's a katana we've seen that what's that another that's a that's a chainsaw looks like a chainsaw chainsaw gun oh electric gun oh my god a shotgun i wonder what the first round of cops lasers look like my gun do you want to see what your face looks like yeah [Laughter] now that is one hell of a deer really [Music] oh oh yeah here comes is it the same again uh-oh [Music] what are we even looking at is a man with a deer electric sheep all right he's coming i'm not ready i don't know where he's coming from i'm ready for you let's see oh there he is i don't want it hey there you go i did not expect this game to keep going god look at your headphones what the [ __ ] is that oh wow it went through your whole body like you're wearing this thing oh my god like a tail yeah kill one more thing you got a boss fight oh boy polar bear driving a car yeah oh yeah of course where where polar bear mk2 mark 2 [Music] you're not to be messed with bible though um look at me i hear him see him [Music] there's so many hey you're doing great full health still lay into him lay into him yeah guys down yep the more you run into the other big one be careful nothing that's right clean the sheep up yeah you still got three hearts oh boy you're almo you're halfway up i'm swinging around the city like spider-man is that a motorcycle look at that motorcycle looks like from akira look at that tron that's more tron oh no that's akira there's a cutscene for it yeah that's the akira slide come on okay well tron this looks very that's tron it's very yeah it's cute earlier drives just as well as the other one's dream i still have my guns right i hope you have your guns when you hop off uh yeah i think i've got to say man if i took your guns away can you can you grab on to one of the cars with your neck let's try yeah i was about to say go swinging around the city like spider-man like attack from building and then a building you know what i mean oh there you go get to the top come on yeah come on get the top get the top whoa get up there fruit sharp gum yeah it is fruits drive gum it's the worst tasting [ __ ] ever no it tastes great for five seconds oh that's true can you write it like teaberry yep we're on it there's probably a button around here that wants a striped zebra i guarantee it you're probably oh wow look at that over there what is it top of those buildings oh there what is that that's not a weapon should i try there's a dolphin that just came out should i try to jump with the zebra do whatever you got to do man never makes you move better all right zebra come on we need to jump to that building and nope no no no jump nope get off jump perfect bye [Music] for arms [Laughter] [ __ ] yep let's do it hurry up mouth walker [Music] out in the water get these cars first they're on me let's stay out of those lasers go for help yeah i like this knees run them in circles and hit them with grenades shoot there we go go full health can you shoot me air maybe yeah i just can't shoot when i'm running gotcha those cars are fast cars are playing a [ __ ] yeah you do you got one you got him you got him you got him yeah one down oh yeah fighting him out here is good yep great oh yeah two down and mouse walker focus on that [ __ ] hippo wow oh my god so many electric sheets still killing it yeah gotta keep moving now it's walking down yeah there you go there you go there you go oh my god gotta move gotta move no sheep there we go oh oh there's more to stop the next thing oh is this like going to be cyber corgi the ghost this is some anime i still got to finish this one all right electric sheep yeah i forgot the big guy the corgi like on his way man i don't know take these guys out and then we'll worry about it i don't i don't think so i think we're back in that situation where we're at the a and not advancing yeah we have to like go to the court yeah there you go all right so now run around town see if you can find that police station where like the corgi got sucked into yeah there it is there it is yep oh yeah all right go to that light here we go go to the light caroline yeah let's just see what it is it's it's going back through time maybe the past in the beginning just one deer a female deer what is this deer king unibrow deer oh you got to fight your future self hand-to-hand combat slapping nick um well that doesn't work okay all right you might want to do something because he's [Music] i get it [Music] [Laughter] [Music] i know yeah i don't know why they do this yep yeah yeah oh wow [Music] nah nah yeah i did it did it took him down a little bit i did yeah you can't see that oh yeah it did try to try to hit him from the back so like let him do his attack when he does attack sneak around back you do have guns under your head yup i got to drop the sword though [Music] dude [ __ ] that sword he stays away should i get ready towards the guns whoa these guns i would because he's not like fast i can't see the reticle but yeah does that actually damage him was it yep hurt uh he's hurting yeah little matrix you're missing out i know he's he was doing him he's doing some agent smith [ __ ] look at that yeah he's pulling with you yeah now they don't work they worked for a minute all right and [Music] yeah yeah so it worked yeah he was in the middle of an attack so that's a way to do it like trigger his attack then hit [Music] got a sword again that did a ton of damage all right oh oh no oh now he's friday dude yep [Music] oh [Music] [Laughter] screwed i might be it's okay though he had a good run [Music] your future sounds pretty weird should probably let him win if that's what i'll turn into [Music] there you go oh now run okay still got a little bit of life left take yeah focus on uh yeah focus on that guy first focus on regular [Music] nice [ __ ] hurt each other [Music] please take out you for doing an attack now get it yes all right oh you were on a sliver hey you did it you did that at least oh can we get this guy okay all right don't get greedy don't get greedy oh these you pull this off yeah i'm gonna win oh there's one that's one head that would have been a good one to go after he does that next thing now get him nope no run run three hits don't get greedy okay maybe even two hits one nope nope yep [Music] maybe i can't believe you pulled that off yep in the program are they coming with a third oh no they better not yeah get out of here get out of here hell wow does it keep going keeps going doesn't it i guess this is a never ending what is happening now [Music] giant oh my god is my health back at least [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] it's on your side too oh yes yeah our friends are here we're going to create voltron [Music] [Music] strong attack no not yet no now yeah there you go it's all about timing with those oh did we yeah and wait for him to move any movement oh [Music] there you go there you go when he started to turn [Music] okay yeah recognize this pattern neves nice nice own that [ __ ] oh no he wasn't turning wait for him to turn if you do an attack okay i should have attacked all right i worked catch [Music] okay yeah if he turns you can do a strong because your strong's pretty fast there you go all right see what he does there you go good job good job [Music] week's gotta be quick oh yeah no you see you should have done a strong there i did a strong name oh okay then do a week weeks quicker no yeah no no okay let's see what he does when he starts no okay when he's green when he turns green do barrier uh-huh when you do red weak attack attack [Music] all right see what he does barrier green barrier red wheat wick attack up crap i went to hit it my fingers got fumbly got one heart left [Music] oh did you kill me did he kill me good question i don't feel like i even heard him at all it is your future self what's happening kill him you kill yourself get it get a paradox fire don't fire i don't know i say don't fire fire all right we have one for fire jealous well future self doesn't affect the self he is now yeah he's destroying what he would become seems very you kill him all right fire fire credits he's already stiff rigging more to sit in faith hmm the old police gravesite let's just toss him down here where he belongs what is it trying to get sentimental how about the music here's dramatic oh look at all your future selves you've killed wow maybe one day we'll get it right vicious it's a vicious cycle it is being a deer is a hard life [Laughter] oh yep and he takes the glasses and puts them on ah now you're the yeah and some deer will be coming for you someday shit's deep shit's real deep yeah yeah good game gg [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Neebs Gaming

Views: 179,318

Keywords: deer simulator, deeeer simulator, deer, deer simulator boss, deer simulator funny moments, steam

Id: ySNwwIY3uuk

Length: 41min 8sec (2468 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 25 2022