TF2 is one of those games that relies heavily
on precision. Most of the notable weapons are single-fire,
and even the ones that you wouldnāt think require precision, like shotguns, have variants
that are entirely reliant upon it. In fact, a bunch of the really good character
unlocks are things that give you benefits in exchange for precision. Youāve got stuff like a sniper rifle that
gives you a faster charge rate for hitting headshots. A one-and-done flare gun that requires prediction
and timing to deal a significant burst of long-range damage. I mean, youāve even got a minigun that tightens
your spread, rewarding you for good tracking at mid-range. Looking at this, itās clear that TF2ās
design not only centers around movement, but also around being precise...what the hell
is that? Spy! *deviation kill* *instant replay of deviation kill* *are you actually serious right now valve* Oh, boy. Iām gonna have to talk about this, huh? Ethan: WAIT WAIT Wait Wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait, hang on, hang on. I really donāt want to do this, man. KJ: Ethan, do it Ethan: Dude, no! Alright, look - I just spent the entire intro
talking about precision, and this is the exact opposite of that! I mean, look at it! Soldier pulled it out of a dumpster - Itās
canonically actual literal trash! KJ: Ethanā¦ Ethan: No! Cāmon, man KJ: ETHAN! KJ: [sighs] Look dude, youāre quitting stereotypes
soon, youāve gotta have SOMETHING take its place, right? Ethan: I meanā¦yeahā¦ KJ: And you had this series get sponsored
by Marketplace.tf, the useful and convenient website that allows you to buy TF2 items instantly
and for cheaper than the Steam Market, right? Ethan: wait did you actually just put the
sponsor plug in the intro - KJ: AND, this is one of those weapons that
is just dumb most of the time. You like that kind of stuff, donāt you? Ethan: Yeah, yeah, alright. I...uh...yeah, I guess youāre right. [sigh] Okay. KJ: Hey [snap] hey! Look alive, sellout. Youāve got a video to make. Ethan: Oh, you are just the worst... Alright, letās do this. The Beggarās Bazooka is fundamentally different
from any of Soldierās other unlocks. Instead of firing when the mouse1 button is
pressed, you instead load a rocket upon clicking, and fire it when you release. Itās roughly similar to charging up a smash
attack. Or using the classic, if youāre into masochism. But, yeah - this thing will allow you to load
up to three rockets before it overloads and swiftly turns you into a can of chunky human
soup. Put simply, this thing is really weird. So, as a Beggarās Bazooka Soldier, it is
your job to be just as weird. Basically Iām saying you should use this
like a total idiot, because god knows itās gonna let you get away with it. Practically everything about this weapon rewards
you for playing like a moron. Okay, example: This thing can fire almost as fast as the
stock launcher, but since the clip works differently than stock, you draw the rockets directly
from your reserve. This means that, if you tap mouse1 a bunch
of times, you essentially have an infinite clip, and donāt have to worry about rocket
management...at all. Put into practice, this basically looks like...wellā¦ [laughter, m1 spam] [screams and explosions in the distance] [more m1 spam] Orna: JESUS! Ethan: Guys, you donāt understand, this
glue just smells frigginā amazing! So I think thereās a better word to describe
what you should be as a Beggarās Soldier: A Savant. Like, donāt get me wrong, thereās definitely
some mechanical skill involved here, and if you get good at it, well, the skill ceiling
is still crazy high. But even if you donāt know what youāre
doing, you can still clean house very easily. Like, look - lemme give you an example: So
in this clip I get distracted by a friendly ācause heās really cute, and OH OKAY alright,
and...uhā¦ oh shit this guy, okay no problem, Iāll corner peek him...okay, gottem. Wait what the fuck? Hang on, wait, wait wait? So if that wasnāt him, then who was it? Who are you? WHY DID I KILL YOU? Eh, it doesnāt matter, in this clip I see
some people coming up from sewer, so I go ahead and get ready to meet them, and fire
off a rocket for no reason, and guess what happens next? Go on, guess. Yeah, you guessed it. Thereās a spy there. Did I know that? No. Am I gonna pretend like I knew that? Of course I am! This is the TF2 equivalent of the drunken
fist, thatās my THING, dude. Anyway, now Iām gonna go kill these guys
with a shitload of spam, as you do. Yeah, thatās right scout. Yeah, thatās right, run. RUN FROM MY OVERWHELMING POWER... ...he got away but that doesnāt matter letās
just ignore that part - Alright, so I know thereās a sniper watching
a sightline somewhere, so Iām gonna need to be careful here. I donāt wanna peek prematurely or anything
like that - Eh, yāknow what, just kidding! Fuck your sightlines, Iāve got a Beggarās
Bazooka, that means youāre already dead! Positioning? WHATāS THAT? Hey, speaking of positioning, letās talk
about this part on the stats. Yeah, that red text that talks about overloading. Yeah, thatās supposed to be a downside,
but itās actually the best part about the entire weapon. That overload lets you do this: mid air jumps,
with no need for a wall to jump off of. Combine that with the fact that you essentially
have an infinite clip, and you can basically put yourself anywhere on the map you want
to be, at any time. Itās kind of...stupid. (lol) So, yeah. Saying this thing has āhigh mobilityā
is the understatement of the century. Like, look at this - Iām gonna start over
here, and then just go FLYING up the hill and then slide up the ramp, see if I can find
anybody over here, and thereās...uhh...nobody. Hang on, where is everybody? Lemme just check down here...oh hey! Hereās someone, and boom, youāre dead. No walls? No problem. Letās just go ahead and jump right on up
here, and then jump off the air molecules, and boom, youāre dead. Load up some rockets, jump up here, and oh
shit heās uh - Yeah, I totally meant to do that, what are
you talking about? Alright, so I know the scoutās
been liking to go to the tower recently...Yup! Okay, yeah, youāre dead instantly. Now we took care of him, letās just go ahead
and jump over here, see if we can find anybody. While weāre over here we might as well get
some health, reset. And oh, okay, this guy got the drop on me! Better teleport to the other side of the map! Hey, guess what? Youāre dead instantly! Now IāM dead instantly! Thatās how fast the Beggarās kills shit! This thing will basically push the Source
Engine to its limits, and honestly, I think itās only a matter of time before it pushes
it beyond that. Ethan: [soldier_sf12_falling01.mp3] [Also soldier_sf12_falling01.mp3] [Heās still going] Dallas: [needs a medic bag] MUL-T: [totally accurate death scream] [Sad wobbling noises] Ethan: Aw :c Average Fortnite Player: [in regional dialect]
Hello! DRG Scout: AAAAHHH Markus: OI! Ethan: [sci_pain4.wav] Excalibur Umbra: [loud howling noises] Doomfist: [falling off a cliff]
Stick Figure: [about to get hit by a giant
burger] Mike Haze: [having a very bad day] (ow) DESTRUCTIVE FINISH! (ow again) Ow, medic! Owwww...okayā¦ (I very much regret this skit) LazyPurple: Weāll be right back after a
quick message from our sponsor! Ethan: Mannās Guide is sponsored by Markiplier.t...wait,
I canāt talk, Jesus. Okay, hang onā¦ Mannās Guide is sponsored by Marketplace.tf,
the useful and convenient website that, yes, is cheaper than the Steam market. Thatās not a marketing buzzword, itās
actually just way cheaper. See? Marketplace.tf was launched in 2013 and is made by the same people behind Scrap.tf and Backpack.tf. So in terms of convenience, you already know
itās gonna be pretty high-tier. You can buy or sell TF2 items for straight
cash, no BS. Thereās just a single 10% fee, compared
to the Steam Community Marketās 15%, and that fee isnāt placed on the buyer like
lots of other services try to do. If youāre selling items, you can set up
your own little shop, and when you sell stuff, you can either use that money to buy other
items right there in the site, or you can get a PayPal payout within 5 minutes, with
no additional fee. Itās fast, cheap, and easy. Thereās a link in the description if youāre
interested. Oh, wait, I almost forgot! Thatās not even the best part. The totally awesome thing about this site
is that thereās no gambling involved, unlike WinFreeTF2ItemsNoVirusIPromise.tf over there,
so having my video be sponsored by it isā¦ yāknowā¦it's ACTUALLY LEGAL. LazyPurple: Letās get right back to our
feature presentation! KJ: Hey! Ethan: KJ, hang on, I gotta sneezeā¦ Letās talk about the barrage mechanic. Yāknow, the thing that the weapon was supposed
to be based on? Yeah, I just realized I hadnāt talked about
that yet - I kinda got distracted repeatedly tapping mouse1 and sniffing glue, so I kind of forgot. Anyway. The barrage mechanic is, you guessed it, incredibly
strong. In terms of raw burst damage, itās already
ridiculous, but when you think about overload jumping and how you can sync up your rockets
to connect even closer to one another and how damage falloff is calculated with player
distance to rocket and not total distance traveled and how you can hold the barrage
by taunting and...I...yāknow what? Iām just gonna just let these clips speak
for themselves. Wait, what? I...uh... well, alright then. Lookā¦ Much like the soldiers who use this thing,
Iāve been kind of aimless with what Iām talking about here. Iāve just been kind of jumping around from
topic to topic, from mechanic to mechanic, with no real cohesion or thought put into
it at all. So Iām gonna try and reel this video back
in. How should you, a real Mann Co. Mercenary,
use the Beggarās Bazooka? Well, to do that, Iām gonna have to talk
about one more mechanic, as well as my favorite thing in video games, RNG. [Evil laughing] Isnāt this WACKY, and UNIQUE,
and FUN? Are you having fun yet? WHY ARENāT YOU HAVING FUN, ANSWER ME! The beggars has a firing radius larger than
stockās - specifically, it can fire anywhere within a 3 degree cone starting at the barrel
of the launcher. Or possibly the grip, depending on who you
ask. And it certainly feels less precise than 3
degrees, but...whatever. This means that you could theoretically hit
an airshot anywhere within that cone, cause the rocket could go anywhere, right? And when you consider that TF2 has an aim-lock
(you can only aim so far up), you realize that the Beggarās could fire past that. So, theoretically, this means that you could
hit more airshots with the Beggarās Bazooka. Because of this, the best way to play
Beggar's Soldier is CLEARLY... ...to just go for airshots. Okay, you donāt believe me, you need an
example. Just watch: Shit Fuck! I feel like Iām trying to take a piss while
Iām shit-faced! Goddamn piece of shit - Fine, Iāll justā¦ Oh shit, I did it! I DID IT! Wait, whereād he go? See? A third of the time it works all the time,
whatād I tell ya? Seriously, though, sarcastic anti-tutorial
bit aside, there are going to be moments where the rocket deviation works in your favor. I mean, really! How do you dodge a soldierās rockets when
even he doesnāt know where the heck theyāre gonna go? Honestly, when youāre using this thing,
itās basically like youāre playing the lottery. You could either hit lucky 7s or get served
the freshest of ass whoopings...wait, what? That makes no f---ing sense - who even wrote
that? KJ: That was me, what about it? Also, language - weāre trying to boost CPM,
remember? Ethan: You tried to draw a comparison to the
lottery, but your reasoning for it was because of a slot machine? Okay, I guess Iāll buy that, itās a stretch
but theyāre both related to gambling, but then thereās the āass-whoopingā part. What does that have to do with gambling? Itās stupid! KJ: Youāre stupid! Ethan: Just...shut up, man! Alright? Stop messing with my script, I can handle
this. Okay, hereās an...alternate bit? Okay, hang on - So basically itās like throwing your shit
at a wall, because sometimes it sticks, and sometimes you get thrown in a padded cell. Then you realize that you are in a padded
cell for throwing shit at people - wait, okay, thatās funny, but that makes no sense either! KJ, I love you, dude, but you canāt write
a script or convincingly voice act to save your life. I mean, Iām not exactly setting a high bar
here, but dude, cāmon! KJ: Itās my show! Iām the producer! Ethan: And Iām the editor. And the host! And I say that your analogy made no sense. This whole thing makes no sense! KJ: Well, itād make sense if you were a
real beggarās soldier. Ethan: Alright, Iām gonna go ahead and rate
the beggar's bazooka 2 degrees of rocket deviation out of 5. I really want to like this weapon, the movement
shit it can do is awesome. But the weird, imprecise bullshit and unrelentingly
stupid playstyle that it promotes is just absolutely - Spy: Okay guys, Iām gonna have to give this
weapon a 6/2 Sound...smith points? Hey, when do I get paid? Iāll suck your di- LazyPurple: Mannās Guide is filmed in front
of a live studio audience! Nobody laughed, but...they were there. Trust me.
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10/10 video