Tetris 99 but help me

legend spoke of a god a deity of pure skill the incarnation of calm but swift judgment he could handle any situation with brilliance and grace not this God not this God well that that one looks pretty cool not not this God no they referred to the god of blocks which is actually our one Moses footage this is literally just footage of wumbo stream I'm not this is I don't I this is what I do it's the wonderful world of interests what anything could happen and you're in a constant state of being both stressed and relaxed at the same time see okay I know judges can look kind of intimidating if you've never like really played before and people talk about tea spins and stuff but the one rule you've got to know with tetris 99 is if you're having a good game and you're not being targeted and it all seems well never experienced hope or like miss drop I promise you it's not pretty nope Oh what was that what was that Daniel Daniel I have one question for you see exactly here it is oopsie looks like he made a mistake send the hounds fire the cannons just throw everything at the content creator he's having fun get him that's not allowed in this land you heard about what happened to Jimmy the last guy who tried to have fun while playing Tetris we dropped the t block on his bum poor guy could never rotate again sorry Timmy I know you're probably watching here today I know it's a sensitive topic but we gotta let the world know of your story oh the world has aligned please give me another line blocks no what have I done what have I done no what have I done they gave me a line block the gods themselves heard me they grace me with their Oh let's go let's go oh no oh no oh no let us actually remain I know let us go is the popular thing that the kids say but I would really like to remain at the bottom of the screen thank you going means leaving the situation at hand and frankly I was pretty comfortable where I was before how about let us know ooh boy : I would love to remove everything that is down there please gracious Tetris gods Oh the gracious edges gods have struck with ferocity and providing me three line marks everything I needed to get started in life my tetris world has been born with a silver spoon in its s-block all i have it s blocks and i want to cry there we go ah please halt your assault Who am I playing against right now what have I done to trouble the person that is currently targeting me with everything they can physically muster who have i wronged in this world to upset such a foul creature feed it feed the line let's go feed the line I hope that line is going to have a nice hearty meal today because we are about to absolutely over feed it it's looking like a Thanksgiving dinner and your grandmother was invited hopefully she'd be buddies at Thanksgiving dinner look at what you ever look at someone angry Lele looking at a computer and just wonder what is going on inside his head Oh stretch my foot of all things my foot is really feeling the burn of this its reminded that it has to carry this failure of a body around day-to-day activities all right three people target okay hold on apparently I'm targeting myself too it drops like those here we go luckily we're actually like competent at this game I was gonna say semi cuffed is that we're already at the top of the board gamers this is this get this run it's not going anywhere I'll tell you that much oh okay I might be a little smart we're still going to die that that has not changed yet but we're at least a little smart hold on no don't get hope if you have if you get hope this game will actually snuff out your entire lifespan if you feel hope for even a fraction of a second the game laughs and sends more blocks your way with more ferocity and you've ever seen in your entire life whose focus epic actually ever been not even school has seen this much focus for me okay we actually dug our way out of that okay but yeah we actually just talked our way out of that oh okay oh okay hold up no no no we had hope did you feel it what's happening I can't rotate that block anymore oh you did you feel that we had hope for a second it felt good but then I miss dropped okay don't have oh don't get help don't open don't know the game just waits for its moment to strike like a hawk swooping around sniffing out blood I don't think that's how Hawks work maybe that's more like marching to sharks I got a hawk shark anyway okay that's all right you know I was having fun no please do you not understand what I had to do to make it this far do you not understand the mental tolls that I had to take to bring the bar down do you not understand the 180 I had to calculate off the top of my head oh you're gonna give me a 22nd all my pain is immeasurable my disappointment is expressive through the boring by critical of content creation right here oh so then you guys for the support I'm sorry I'm never eating any now god I'm never mind here I was about to read out of kind donations why why why why video game why Tetris 99 why did you not see the last game did you not see how I suffered there's a new emotion awakening within me like oh no no no but the taste being set ups with the line block oh it was so good but I'm so bad [Music] wait a minute wait a minute no no no no no no don't have me don't even yet give me a lie block instead give me a lie bar I can't believe I can't please say but I can oh the B button would if it wouldn't be in the a1 oh I got kicked in the knee [Music] no no okay all right that one's gonna know I'm gonna sting for a few weeks I'm not gonna lie just a little flip see just the teensy-weensy little oopsie I literally can't see where I'm building anymore no oh I couldn't even tell if that was rotating correctly I think ganging up on someone like this is against the Geneva Convention it's against the laws of war Oh God could you imagine if this was a Oh Tetris 99 consider that for a second but what if every time any player on the board cleared aligned cosine Tetris everyone would say their own little an amazing sauce see we're talking like Alfredo that's the kind nope nope nope that's my block that's the kind of sauce we're bringing out here today hold on a minute I'm gonna stop her shut up give me a second okay well I guess it's a jerk nifty justices getting real fun for myself they were like oh wait a minute wait a minute mr. Phil vote wait adjust the second here you have hope oh don't think we forgot despite this game being the only battle royale game that doesn't have guns I feel more killed than ever okay let's go back to tease me I liked what we were doing with T spins but then like under the pressure I started to give in I couldn't physically muster a T spin in fact if you showed me a handful of letters I doubt I could even provide you with the letter T out of the options some people like to make progress in video games and some people are named Phil boat it's okay there is no such thing there's no such thing as a mistake they're all just gigantic accidents that I did not want to occur yeah our issue before was that we just didn't have enough hatred in our heart and just like Sasuke you will have to kill someone to become stronger there's anyone in check like to step forward as tribute cuz right now I don't know I just don't think my roommates would like being killed in cold blood no oh okay I'm sorry if I got a little bit like I definitely did not expect that to happen that's okay I guess yeah we're gonna set up here's my plan ready oh no no no no no no no no no just silly Willy not like that no it's a misplace Oh No oh wait wait no no no hold on please don't send them all over right now no I have no bad just why did I not get badges no all right we're going back to normal commentary oh cool and why not just send five blues vibe target Sammy the kind of commentary I give could these flashes get out of my eyes they make me feel powerful but I also cannot see the board it's set to attacker and I thought that meant attacking the opposition but instead he just means that the game itself attacks my retinas cool as the term usually goes as the saying is usually said we're all gamers today you're a gamer and I'm a gamer we're all gamers and that's okay I don't know why I'm saying maybe it's to relieve the nerves hold on a minute gamers they are on ready let's go oh I took a wild in me Oh Oh God Oh feels good man yo what you doing around the right tuner out - huh - all right ready - yeah baby - uh-oh we had a nice too wide and now we don't one what we might be able to solve it I could put that red I could I could put the resolution to that puzzle on my resume where were you and Phil but won two games in a row definitely not here I'll tell you that much that's it okay but you gotta admit that was pretty good okay I didn't win but I got your God admit that I like almost happened we like almost won two times in a row and I'm not gonna lie I don't think I'm okay with that they call me one bow cuz all I do is win except for when I don't do it if ninjas scream this once this game would have to have a patch that makes it Tetris 999 to deal with the influx of players okay so can we talk about that hey can we talk about I just dismantlement hello okay [Music] liar the line wasn't flashing while I placed that block okay Who am I fighting [Music] what was that I'm Thompson talk day under stress we got top 10 I can share it one two three to top 10 as far as I could sing we did it cuz what was that that was more lines than I had to deal with in the entire first game that I want also as far as I'm concerned Daniel also placed 7 my name is Daniel 9 - 7 - whoa what no wonder we lost we couldn't have won we were literally fighting the guy I was meaning about I was wondering what was being sent my way yes actually one bow he's little 64 I can't believe it Oh all people I'm honored for my last game to go out to wombo finally but by the week by the way joke's on me so like right after this stream finished like two hours later my friends and now we're just chilling out playing Tetris 99 and I won three games in a row accidentally off camera so all I have of these photos I'm a little I'm a little man I mean I'm happy I won but excuse me the stream is closed why why does they have to use this hmm I hope you guys sure it's a stupid video here's a cute picture of a dog because you made it this far go bragh in the comments how you saw the dog it'll really confuse a lot of people okay

Channel: Failboat

Views: 1,300,945

Keywords: Tetris 99, Tetris Battle Royale, Failboat, Funny Stuff Happens, Switch, Live, Montage, tetris battle royale, tetris 99

Id: Zgixx5oWZkY

Length: 16min 9sec (969 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 23 2019