Testing the Egg Rollie

time to make some egg logs let's talk about that good mythical morning questions they're all around us like the air that we breathe and just like the air that we breathe has molecules and gases well oxygen that our bodies need in order to survive we need your questions in order to survive we breathe our questions in and then we exhale our answers out every breath you ask is a question that we breathe every move you make every bond earthquake i've been watching you said bond earthquake all right ask me a question sophie asks who is more dead rhett or link oh you're trying to pit us again today oh man dad versus i got to step up to the plate on this one this is about that time um you know but the way that i try to be more dad yeah is i just really try to try to take an interest in what my kids are interested in like uh lincoln is really interested in uh sports cars yeah so we took a special trip to the lamborghini dealership where i have no connections and i we went into the showroom and i got i talked to the guy and like lincoln got to sit in a lamborghini and he was like post for pictures and everything oh that's a good dad dad uh well you know what i did i took my son locke to the la car show where there were hundreds of lamborghinis and other types of cars that he could get in and enjoy and you know what i took your son with me okay that's that's true he he uh he had one up he had lots of great things to say about that well one of the things i like to do as a great dad is spend quality time with my kids and invent stuff so i like to plan camping trips i went camping with the kids and i invented this technique for roasting crescent rolls over and opened fire and they were like wow dad i was on that same camping trip and i was sharing a tent with the older boys locke and lincoln while you shared a tent with the younger boys because they wanted to be together and shepherd and your son speaking of those crescent roles stood up at 2 a.m and vomited out to the crescent rolls into my tent and he made most of it he didn't make it out of the door he vomited into the tent door and it caught it all in the waterproof seal crevice on the thing and there was a pocket of your son's vomit sitting in the tent at 2 a.m and who did not come to wake the dad up who i knew would be so groggy he wouldn't know what to do who cleaned up your son's vomit me i am essentially fathering your children uh dad okay i'll give you a point for that one um um but i will say i am your son's biological father well then i guess we're even it's a dead tie is that why these are here we get dad ties let's do a dad tie race i'm horrible at times my gosh i put it i didn't know the wrong side because i was looking in the mirror look you're looking i don't look into me i just do it all right you win this round son mine's a little bit short i think i did it backwards oh goodness you got to wear that the rest of the day um next question at underscore sharon underscore and underscore are there any products i must have that would be suitable for dads good question well underscore sharon underscore and underscore period we happen to have the perfect weird product your dad must have introducing the egg rolly who wants a stupid flat fried egg when you can have a cylindrically shaped log version with the egg rolly you can be the fun dad with the cylindrical eggs it's the device that can make an egg on a stick okay here's how this thing works waiting for that uh you take it out of the box step one uh and this is what it looks like it looks like a thermos that you would plug in it's like a travel coffee mug um and i thought it was raleigh like like that guy on amen you remember that television show a really old guy or the probably went to college in yeah well that's spelled differently this is spelled like a person on a sitcom so you plug it in you got you got the spray over there spray the olive oil in this thing and um just spray a nice not just a just a good amount there you go okay and uh then what we're gonna do we're gonna crack the red lights on now but it's gonna turn green after a while once that turns green uh we're gonna crack a couple of eggs in here crack an egg on your mug when you're when the time is right i don't want to do that because then it'll get in my mouth i'm gonna crack it on the egg of the raleigh the egg of the raleigh you mean the edge of the rally egg i'm gonna crack it on the egg of the rally all right waiting for that to turn green oh slap this thing i'll hold two eggs at once slap two eggs in there did you hear that that was from height man you just do two eggs yeah i think so and then you wait until it starts to crawl out like a weird just wait don't get don't give them any hints it's like watching a plant grow it's like a time lapse of an eggplant growing what is this on top don't touch it man egg hmm i'll tell you what it reminds me of what but i don't want to say egg an egg tower it's like a time lapse of an egg tower growing in uh the forest no it's like you when you get back home from camp carraway oh what just happened is that all it's got hold on just get a plate let's dump it out on a napkin or something do we have a napkin or another plate well i can do this right here oh you're making it up hey kids oh look at that y'all it's an egg hey going to cobb are you gonna bite it it might be hot it's very hot and it was like whoa that's hot you going for more what did you want to throw some more in you want to see what we can do we see what we can do let's see what we can do i did this ahead of time there's all types of things you can do with this uh rolly we're just we're just brainstorming here hey look at that i got it on a stick that's ready to eat thanks bill i'm not actually appetized by this so i'm not gonna bite it hey what is that is that a is that a is that uh something you got from the ice cream truck it's an egg pencil i can put it behind my ear if i could get it to stay that would be pretty cool though right i think it's because you've got wings i don't have any wings i bet you can get mine to stay oh that that thing is look at that there you go that's good hey you need it you need a you need an egg hey it's like putting gum behind your ear and then eating it you can also do an egg saber fight check it the force is weak with you oh you know what we can do you put it in your pocket don't do that come on let me put it in your pocket no don't put it in my pocket just let me put it i don't want you to put it in my pocket it won't go in my pocket yeah well you got the same jeans i got yeah i'll put it in my pocket okay save that for later let's make a uh you can also hey you can also make a log cabin out of your egg logs demonstrate that look at us we had we did a little homework here except i haven't practiced making an egg log cabin start with the first floor yeah i'm gonna do it over here because this is like okay that's great and this you're doing a really good job with that i got this look at that you're a cool dad yeah you ever seen a dad do this i don't think so look at that and then this yep and then that and then this and give me some more i got one right here this is working it's like it right off of there yeah sound effects are great dad how about this one and that one's right off of there it's really like a banana look at that it got some extra and here's a fresh one oh that's still warm look at that like like imagine this being on a plate they're good like serving this serving this i'm not putting any of these in my mouth i know i've eaten a lot of stuff but and then after you play log cabin you play egg jenga oh i bet y'all can grab that one out of there oh you could do like uh bananas foster except do it with eggs if you don't want one of these now then i don't know what's wrong with you because this is a weird product that every dad must have and now it's time to take a random video and add farts to it why not uh this time we have found an amazing video that walks you through the eight steps uh to correctly lift a box uh and while enjoying this video on its own in its original form is a real treat uh i bet it can be a little better with farts it's another installment of everything's better with farts so when lifting it's important who's that guy in the back eight commandments to ensure proper lifting pockets look at me just standing there oh here you go the test feels as though the load may be too heavy ask for help by placing one foot slightly in front of the other come on he's got the walking part tight wow oh man stand up son stand up and look away next that's way to cap it keep the back upright please transport the load as needed and complete the lift i feel the need to apologize for that i feel like i feel like i need to blow up bro i don't know if that was white i don't know if that was better with farts guys no it was it was it was pretty great show some love to ergodyne's channel uh they have a bunch of great videos on how to lift things and do things safely in the workplace all without farts ah those farts were not originally there yeah we added we should clarify that those were added by us and i have uh some egg in my pocket it's cold i can still feel it but i'm not gonna take it out yet all right now let's get slapped got another installment of slap biscuits this week's special guest our friend that came in to slap one of us is steve zaragoza all right steve you ready to slap one of us no you're not yes i am one of you guys is going to be slapped with an extra juicy foot long sub a flip slap away all right are you ready three two one i did not anticipate the force with which one could be hit with a sub sandwich i just enjoyed not being hit with a sub sandwich and watching you get here make sure you check out uh the ear biscuits episode that's our podcast every friday this week's episode is with steve zaragoza the slapper had a great conversation with him to check that out tomorrow 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Length: 14min 25sec (865 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 18 2015