TESTIFICATE MAN AND THE QUEST TO BECOME MORE INTERESTING!

Thanks for saving my cat, Testificate man! No problem, everything succumbs to a rock to the face. Come on Mr. sleepyhead, let's go home! I'm not gonna lie, it, it took more than one rock. I can't read. But I hope you can! I have a book! Narrator: That's right! Testificate man has a brand new self-titled, novel! It's a compelling story of a man, who is also a Testificate. *gasp* That's me! Narrator: You're damn right it is! Containing such things as, Words! Sentences. And at least, one paragraph!* *Punctuation not included But...but what if i want punctuation? Narrator: We've got you covered! The day one edition comes with a Punctuation DLC. Over 10% new content! Full stops. Commas, Exclamation marks! And all the ampersands you could need! Woah! Are there any other editions of my book? Narrator: You're telling me you want more?! Well check out the Legendary edition. *Legendary edition does not exists* It includes a die cast statue OF THE BOOK! And we're giving away signed copies of the book to an undetermined number of You! *gasp* An undetermined number of me?! Narrator: What? No... Them! The viewers! The ones watching this video. OOOOHHH... What. Narrator: To decide who gets the books, here's a quiz: Because legally we can't hold a lottery. All answers are correct! To answer the question, go to the link in the description, now! I know this one! I know it, give me the book. Narrator: Order your book now for a special price of: to be determined! Still not convinced? Here are some testimonials! Testificate Man! And the Quest To Become More Interesting! Get it now! All joking aside guys, This IS a real book, and you can actually buy it right now. The competition is real too, and all the links are in the description. It's a book, buy it. Uh.. Hello..? Anybody? I don't know how I got up here. Hello..? Nobody's coming.. Aw...

Channel: Element Animation

Views: 1,521,796

Rating: 4.9161334 out of 5

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Id: Ej970SVkSOg

Length: 3min 31sec (211 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 03 2017