Yay! Bedtime story! Read the book damnit! Alright, calm down, calm down.
Read the book damnit! Alright, calm down, calm down. This is an ancient tale from many snapshots ago Long before version 1.14 Bob lived in the center of town He thought he was funny, a bit of a clown Bob had a job To guard the town at night. But instead, he'd throw snowballs At anything in sight! The farmers! Librarians! The priest! AND HIS HATS! No-one could escape, these senseless attacks! So the town held a meeting Eyes filled with rage! They screamed, "No more snowballs!" AND PUT BOB IN A CAGE!! The townsfolk ignored him Not a single hello He didn't understand T'was just a prank, bro So Bob apologized "It was just a bit of fun!" "I won't throw any snowballs," "I promise, I'm done." So the townsfolk decided, to let him be freed And Bob kept his promise, just like he'd agreed There was peace in the houses, the streets, and the park. But things changed quite quickly, when it got dark! ZOMBIES APPEARED! BREAKING DOWN THE DOORS! Destroying all the blocks in the walls and the floors! "What should we do!?", the townsfolk cried! Everyone should run, escape, and hide! Bob gazed in horror! While they pillaged and plundered! The townsfolk were hidden, whispering, they wondered, "Why won't Bob do anything? Does he want the town to fall?" But Bob made a promise, he can't throw a single snowball Nearby on a farm, the zombies broke through! The farmer grew pumpkins, but only had two "Oh no! My pumpkins! They're attacking them both!" It was then Bob decided, he would break his oath! He gathered all the nearby snow he could find AND BLASTED THE ZOMBIES! LEAVING NONE BEHIND! The townsfolk rejoiced! And put Bob in their songs! And then promptly put Bob Back where, he belongs Bob broke his oath, so he went back in his cell. "But I saved the town! How could you!?", he yelled The townsfolk all cheered But little did they know... Even behind bars... Bob could pummel them with snow Bob could PUMMEL THEM WITH SNOW! But... But what happened to him? Yeah! What happened to him?
But what happened to him? Yeah! What happened to him?
What? Where is he now?
What? Where is he now? Oh, he's still out there, waiting... Waiting? Well... W-what do you mean by waiting? Waiting... Anyway, good night! Waiting?
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