*TED 2* Is Funnier Than The First One! w/@BillyBinges

yo what's up everybody welcome back to my channel my name is melow but that's where I stopped so today we are getting into the sequel I had to do it again with my boy Billy Benji so thank you for joining us again for this movie reaction man how you doing man I'm doing all right brother it's good to be back on the channel I'm excited I never seen Ted 2 it's been a been a while since I've seen the first one but it's my first time watching ttoo so let's get into it Brody yo if you would like to see our full link reaction to this movie my full L reaction to any other movies I do the TV shows I do you can click the link Down Below in the description to my patreon and you know shout out to Billy Benes you know follow him on his social medias links will be down in the description as well but everybody let's go ahead and get into this movie [Music] reaction we are often told that happily ever Afters exist only in the pages of fairy tales hey it's cool that they keep they kep with the consistency right there got Sir Patrick Stewart back again I was going to ask if that was the same guy that did the uh the first one do you Tammy ly mcaf take this teddy bear to be your loftly wetted husband really they got flash doing this that's crazy wait flash yeah Flash Gordon oh yeah yeah yeah yo M how'd you feel when they made the law for Bears to be able to get married to humans how' you feel about that shoot man he I'll say that this movie right here it looks so much better than the first one already so you don't you don't feel nothing about that new law they passed for you they made it just for you bro hell Bears have rights too Bears have rights I just love you so much I love you too baby I am going to go 50 Shades of bear on you tonight let's go get [ __ ] what I wonder what they favorite toys are man I can guarantee that they buy it from Build-A-Bear Rick and I are actually about to tie the knot oh you guys are getting married now we're just going to go home and tie our dicks together oh what the hell is that godamn it you will not wreck this night with your forced white people group Fun wow oh wow his appearance does not really match with what I thought he would what music he would be look at her she wants it bad oh yeah she wants more than just a so weird bro come on you know what up dude that's somebody's [ __ ] daughter wait what this this is how you know you are Beyond drunk man he said it's Somebody's Daughter oh that's nasty Johnny come on man it's been 6 months since you guys got divorced I know I mean everything seemed like it was going to be so perfect yeah well you're not the first guy to marry the wrong girl I know that's right I don't know why munz couldn't be in this movie if you don't dance with me you're a monster big day I can tell this movie right here is already starting way more outrageous than the first one man no we're like 2 minutes in and they're active and I bet you can't even spot him oh [ __ ] yeah I'm going to pass he's tripping that that boy got that good cocaine right there when you hear the sound of thunder don't you get too scared wait they remixed the thunder buddy song they made this a classical record Bravo shoot them boys they trying to get signed you loveed the song in the first one you would sing it right you would download it that remix was fire man ain't no way what sh they in their own world man that's the kind of love that you want though for real yo he's really doing some family gu right here they had a bigger budget for this movie I can tell I will say this intro is fire though man this intro is isn't this the same one as Family Guy yeah this is kind of like Family Guy I'm not going to lie this is one hell of an intro like for real say they go all out like Family Guy what are you buying over there Tammy gold buys I need clothes for work all right you wear a smok you're aing cashier yeah I forgot I thought she was a stripper for a second I she gives off stripper Vibes cut are you going to let me finish talking are you going to let me talk you to put a yam in a plastic bag I am the all I can think of right now is Stewie Griffin man I didn't even until you said it now I can hear it now I can't unhear it thank you Melo like so far the whole beginning of this movie has just been giving me G VI when it come to get your ass up here and kick my [Applause] ass wow bro what the hell is going on right here it's going to be the whole block she's worse than us yeah she's our enemy now wait she's our enemy now it seems like every time you go online you're two clicks away from Blackhawks what Google Grand Canyon here look it says did you mean Blackhawks damn I I got bro that is so Random bro what do you be searching up bro that is super random you got to get back in the game man oh don't stop all right I wasted six years of my life with the wrong girl and I got burned Jesus Johnny you don't got to marry Allison you just got to bang her and maybe pee on her a little what I'm with Ted I ain't going to hold you I am with him this dude Ted is into some weird stuff man you ain't going to pee on a girl heck no you just into toes that's that's that's it huh better than peing or I didn't say all that sorry buddy no can do what the hell was that did this dude had a flat TB he did so this dude's life did not change at all I thought he probably would had a better job had a better house they got everybody in this movie I've been led to understand that tricks are exclusively for children is that correct what is he supposed to be the from Taken yeah I think that's a like a parody of his character okay I'm going to bring these back to my apartment and uh I won't be followed it's not in our budget here this D hiding the come on bro this dude is he saiding our budg actually like that that's funny as hell manab that's hilarious oh my gosh I mean you know the first movie did really well well so you already know they wanted to be in this one you know have some fun how the hell do you take a broken marriage and make it work again I tell you one way you have yourselves a baby oh hell no that does not fix anything you see them two white [ __ ] over there wow they are not holding back they're not sad ass white [ __ ] waiting for Downtown Abby to come on why you said it twice is that an actual phrase or is it I'm telling you Ted y'all better have a baby or your marriage is over you better better have a baby [Laughter] [ __ ] wait Teddy Tammy listen I just want to talk to you okay we just listen to me for one second why so the cameraman knew what he was doing in that shot you know it know they perfect level I think if we got a kid to love it'll teach us how to love each other again oh my God Teddy that's the that's not going to happen that's really not how that works swear to God not messing with you I think you I'm not even going to comment on that I don't have any experience how the hell does he make a baby anyway like how is that possible she is insane bro are they again this dude about to become the owner now wow in the same spot all the prophets go to charity this fo is that boy going in he was giving her premium Strokes that took guts I'm naming the store after you I knew it was going to be something ridiculous like that yeah yeah yeah yeah some law I say we go to court yes let's go to a bunch of assoles who take up a whole hallway with our conversation you don't know me and Johny are watching you while we're High yes hell yeah that was good this is an inspirational friendship right here man remember you trying trying to break them up in the first movie though I didn't forget no I wasn't no I wasn't I was trying to have them all together guess what now she ain't here they still friends though probably because they didn't want to pay her enough for the sequel that could be a possibility too I'm sorry none of this stuff seems to make sense uhhuh Chris can I see you in the kitchen Dad look she's trying she's kind of hot she's office hot you're right and in addition to everything else she's got Bo she's got Bo yeah that's the thing we we uh we got to find a sperm donor why do they have to adopt when they can easily go build a bear what's going on there's so much porn clockwise rim job counterclockwise rim job what shs with dicks oh my God oh my God yo he's in a dark place that boy down his let's get rid of this what do you mean blow that up yeah he for sure got to get rid of that without a shadow of a doubt I'm surprised they didn't do a office space reference could still be reconstructed if somebody worked at it we got to bury it in the harbor bro they really going all out on this joke that's they for real They Carried this we'll come back once every 3 months take a dive and check on it what is it really that serious my sperm counts a little low going to need it for protein if I ever get lost at se come on guys I mean are we got this boy right here is something else God damn it oh [ __ ] yeah doing a race I'm out of there to flash Gardens Ted it's insane we could get in a lot of trouble what not if nobody finds out look look John John we sneak into his house jerk him off in his sleep and sneak out with a sperm it'll be easy what I I I would I'm not doing that bro we just wouldn't have a baby why don't you just ask your best friend right what for real but it's crazy his best friend just as dumb as him that he ain't even worried about it I ain't going to hold you that would have been the first thing I said I like you know what bro I volunteer as tribute I will smash your girl I got you uh I mean hey Tom Brady all right okay I understand but I'm not jerking nobody else oh no no Tom Brady is way too rich to have to open up no that's unbelievable that's unbelievable hell no that boy that boy have some Dyson fans why the damn rain off it's making too much noise piss off I don't want to get any cheers on me he wear a hasm suit he looks like Paddington four Super Bowl rings guaranteed first ballot Hall of Famer greatest quarterback of all time where they going to put it in a Solo Cup where's his wife what are you talking about you're the one who needs a sperm yeah but it's got to be a human hand all right y'all going to spit or no why would you say that fix it why would you say that can't give him a dry the fact that you even thought about that is concerning to me but okay why didn't you just come to me now you ask the heck you kidding me man you were the first person I wanted to go to it's been so both of Y was high out of your mind that's probably what it was and plus after to see in your laptop I I didn't think you had any left he been wasting his firm this whole time he might as well put it to use looking at backwards forwards frontwards rim jobs I'll say since we so close as uh best friends and everything we like brothers I like hey let me hit what's a 37 someone's trying to steal Tom Brady's jizz again really welcome to Boston kid I wouldn't be surprised if that's like something that's real I was just about to say that exact same thing man yeah people are weird like that you just do it right there why don't you wait what are you doing with your hand i'm doing this for you I'm getting ready you got to go in there before sit you got your hand on your dick what are you doing I'm trying to get it half H when I get in that's weird I wonder how somebody would feel if they was on the other side of that wall listen to this conversation bro I probably get up and leave John Bennett damn that girl is fine Godly heck yeah he he's thinking smart that boy John he ain't got no game it's a little nervous I've been out of the game for a while the game oh my God uhoh he going to bounce back come on hey when I'm done here how about a drink I didn't I don't mean this I just meant like a regular drink I have a boyfriend he's choking yeah good where's your non jerk off bathroom I actually believe somebody probably said that in real life would you go to a uh sperm bank uh n cuz I think it would probably bother me cuz I'll be like all right who got my sperm and like like who's my kid and all that stuff are you that teddy bear who came alive I am that's yeah I mean I'm I'm talking to you right now dumbass but okay literally like you see you see any other winie the poos walking around here goofy you want to see it huh you want to see yes I I couldn't be in this room inhaling other dudes J man you think the room smells like sperm oh God [ __ ] dude that's it's not my fault A- Rod you were supposed to catch it why would you throw it no no that's not going to work you need two of them you got to scoop one into the other oh hell no he's going to oh my god look get in his mouth oh oh oh oh Facebook #g Mondays I will be traumatized I guess it's all right those are the rejected Sickle Cell samples you hear that and reject you look like a kadashian [ __ ] yo that joke right there is [ __ ] up oh my goodness oh damn I I probably still would have spit a little bit of gang at with sperm on you Daddy chill what the hell is even that most impressive I noticed you always use urin four so I put fresh cakes in there for you is that the dude from the first movie man yeah why is he out on that wig didn't he get locked up in the last movie I thought come on bro for real really you working for Hasbro and you telling me nobody goes down there yeah that's for real like how realistic is that it's crazy that he's working for Hasbro cuz I think Hasbro is the one that made this bear it's probably why he had so many of them what the this is a weird relationship boy where is your son at he probably outgrew his weird ass cuz they did say he lost some weight Melo how you feel about him killing one of your family members hell no bro that's one of your family members y look like twins afraid I have bad news oh guy yes what's in your wallet you're no longer fertile that's a normal OV this is Tammy lens damn oh my God oh my goodness that looks so disturbing what type of drugs caused that when I saw this I threw up almost quit medicine bottom line is insemination is not possible I don't understand I none of this makes any oh bro that was some great delivery right there it's going to be okay everything's going to be okay it really isn't real that picture yo he said I don't give a damn he gave it to her Str Steve Jobs was adopted yeah yeah and and also a million kids who did nothing wow this has ni what these people are just negative in this movie man yo shout out to all the kids that was adopted I believe in [Music] you Ted in the eyes of the state you are not a person right and everybody else walking Earth the state official I spoke to said that technically you are classified as property oh I mean how is this a surprise man you're a toy right right the state official I spoke to made it sound like your status had gone under the radar for some time your he was on TV right it may leave you quite vulnerable what are he going to do finally experiment on him like they should have done a long time ago if this is real life he wouldn't even be able to still walk around like he would have been out of here just go off work and heard you is that for real did they actually tell you that yeah it's unbelievable property but they they said I'm property what does that even mean like you're a thing what like garbage or a piece of [ __ ] well I mean maybe more like a hammer or an orange I'm sorry but I'm going to have to let you go what what why I've been busting my ass at this job for 3 years I can't legally keep you on as an employee because I've been informed that you're technically technically not a person yeah Jesus Christ wow they really going after him right now what he put himself on a radar when he tried to adopt he should have just told that crackhead [ __ ] that he can't have a baby and that's that's that that is like stupid that's crazy the state of Massachusetts regrets to inform you that due to an oversight regarding your legal status your marriage to Tammy Lyn mcaf is unrecognized by the state bro they hating on this man they somebody got an agenda against this dude bro he made himself a Target he he should have stayed under the radar because I mean like I I've never got married anything don't you got to get the paperwork before the wedding or after you said do you have to yeah yeah so they just going to change their mind that's crazy your case is not going to be cheap what is your financial situation well all of our Holdings are tied up in the railroads yeah reading railroad we're poor we don't have money and I own four houses on Baltic app I was thinking about just tearing them down building they're talking about Monopoly oh oh oh okay I was about to say are you guys just saying Monopoly stuff on the Block and I'll be back lost I tell you what I'm going to do the moment he says I own the says I own four houses on Baltic or something Avenue I was like yeah they're not they're talking about the game that is so stupid um are those hide candies like just to take uh those aren't supposed to be out why won't you let them get any candy cuz they ain't got no money you can't get no candy if you can't pay this ain't Halloween oh hi you okay yeah God fine damn a man to see sein or however you say her last name she's fine as hell what is there a problem well you know I just don't want my lawyer singing Frozen songs during the opening argument that's funny as hell she does look like a Christmas yeah that brother's starving decision yeah we really appreciate your time but I think what we're probably just take a seat and get to work TR you y'all better close the door man y'all can Hot Box what's your middle name Leslie oh my God so you're Sam L Jackson That's who is that you ever seen any movie ever he's the black guy fair enough of course of course they going to have her act like she don't know who samels is know are we going to talk about the case so what do you say can you get me my life back I'm going to try hey guys see they making me one to here some trouble over here what's the matter not I can you help me get home for that reason right here I'm we really having a montage sequence that's crazy I do know that this song is a bot that's what I do know yeah it is love the 80s yes yeah I had a feeling okay wait what is this what is this referen it from what is this reference from The Breakfast Club okay that's what I thought I know Seth Farland he's a big 80s fan man when it comes to like all the stuff that he references in his uh cartoons and stuff it's probably one of the best times arguably yeah it [Music] is see the ' 80s music just has this like get up and go do something type of vibe hell yeah it always gets you in the [Music] mo I wonder if that was real and it wasn't like CGI or something I would be pissed yeah no I'd be upset we're [Music] fighting that doesn't seem like a really good hiding spot [Music] no wow bro yo anybody who's watching this tell me who sings this song in the comment section please I want sounds like David Bowie I ain't going to say it is or whatever what's your name just like me every single time I see that it's a little different I had a feeling have you ever seen Roots nope Skywalkers ol Kenobi palatin carissan baloa Rambo gisell ster pickle gum colon Walkers zag L bro how does he do this I couldn't yeah this took them like many takes he got that all in one yeah that was a one take that's why I'm saying it took him probably some a lot of takes to do that especially like the way he was saying it and a lot of those names those sound like tongue twisters for sure I would have jacked it up from the first the second name F Scott Fitzgerald why you saying him no that's his first name his name's Scott Fitzgerald what no I can already tell they had a great time making this movie man jokes that they get right here is crazy I think a lot of these jokes is probably improv or whatever probably cuz it's just like a lot of the jokes they're saying is just random I'm told that you have an open door policy here at Hasbro for for new toy ideas from any and all employees look at this don't touch my look like that dude was about to start making love to the ponent Ted is suing for his civil rights if he loses the state will officially declare him a non- entity with no rights under the law that means he becomes property oh he's trying to get him license if we could if we could cut him open to see what makes him dick we could manufacture millions of teds I mean it does sound like a smart idea but the dude's just a Teddy beer and was he brought to life by Magic bro so that like he get like freaking organ uh I mean organs in him I mean I'm still getting used to the fact that I got a talking bare friend like you so I couldn't deal with more of you bro this dude bro you you crazy you crazy that was such a good dinner tamin I've never had Pringles on my steak before oh it's my pleas Pringles goly this girl don't know how to cook I guess that's her way of seasoning that's a shame how you eat your steak uh medium rare how was it that a guy like you was unattached well I I was married at one point but it did just didn't work out she didn't want to come back for the sequel she was always just trying to change me into something I'm not what I tell you nah that's just what they writing because she didn't come back for the sequel man that was going to happen anyways you know as much as I love this person were completely wrong for each other some people go through their whole lives trying to make it work with the wrong person gosh she's so fine you didn't listen to nothing that she said huh no I heard every word sure you do on Tuesday nights we get [ __ ] up and throw apples at jog us throw apples out oh no I'm spray I'm spraying the block I'm spraying the block oh hell no oh that's like pay-per-view right there hell yeah I love you so much and I swear to God if we lose I'm going to [ __ ] cut that judge you going to say that in the court like and it's quiet they can hear you this girl too damn street and she hit it in her ho but which one though like you know they both pretty much the hooa both both both both is good the case we'll be examining today is really quite a simple one is Ted a human being or a piece of property you you feel like personally attacked mow heing this right now N I think you you probably feel that way though I just thought I that's like your twin brother right there y look just likee I I think he looks more like you but okay she big head big nose and all 150 years ago a slave by the name of Dread Scott sued to prove that he was a person and not a piece of property he lost she killed it with this opening statement got my attention now so I urge you ladies and gentlemen of the chury not to be a footnote on the wrong side of History don't wait too long to be right wo thank you okay I'm deserves that deserves an Applause right there it does m mcaffry you and Ted recently considered adopting a child is that correct why did you not choose to have a child of your own cuz Teddy ain't got no dick why would you give him that answer you could have told him the truth you're not fertile yeah he ain't got a dick cuz he's a toy what's your excuse what are you saying stop cheering y up he's way more of a person than lots of other people I mean Steven Tyler what the is that some kind of weird socer mom looking goon monster your wow when and where did you first encounter Ted what do you mean my parents got him for me when I was a kid aha they ah he was a gift from the store and you can't get humans from the store I mean you can say kids are a gift I saw you eating lunch alone you're a loser but you can't buy them from the store kids get bird flu Mr Bennett I'm sorry now we deserve respect Ted shut up fine what are you s years old I mean the judge is black he should understand do you believe you have a soul what did you think I would do at this moment that answer you question objection your honor he said so he start oh my God bro what is this movie Man the be products are fixed with an electronic device in the chest are you really going to use that as your argument would you please press your chest please follow the instruction Mr clubberlang his last name is clubber Lan I love [Music] you no further questions my boy he gets to the point like he's cut straight to it came to life back in the mid 80s right here in Boston is suing to prove he is indeed a person okay so so what are we even talking about here what what we're talk hey boo boo like who is drawing that stuff man he had everybody looking stupid are any of you going to sit there and tell me that this stuffed doll is a person no not at all we all agree all the time so of course the big story out of Boston is that t the bear is suing to prove that he's a person I thought they was all going to do that one uh Family Guy joke [Music] the last time someone named Ted made this much news in Massachusetts he drove a chick into a lake Ted do you have anything to say in your own defense wow SNL I can see why they haven't made a third movie I mean where could you go with a third movie after something like this all these cameos like right I think once you make a movie where you have tons of cameos like this it's like it's over and yeah it's over and done with you've already reached your top and then so far it seemed like this movie is just like a a family guy movie it's just a whole bunch of random stuff happening a whole bunch of random jokes they got a whole bunch of these cutaways and stuff like family got jokes now watch we say this and then they announced Ted 3 in 2024 or something I mean people been begging for it I think I think they might make a third one it's just he hasn't really thought of a story yet cuz you can tell right here that they coming up with stuff out they ass when it comes to a story they really are this movie's all over the place Ted is not a person oh the jury is out man look at Amanda back there looking fine as hell like Amanda she's she's lucky she got like that natural model face she looked like an avatar character you know what if anyone can get this verdict overturn it's him he's a sucker for media hey what the beer right why does that always pop up on Google for him just like they that's part of his Wi-Fi right there that's his Wi-Fi plan anything he search up me I might have left cuz he gay wondering if um maybe you would consider helping let's go down to the Improv and yell sad suggestions [ __ ] yeah so first we need a historical event who's got an event 911 oh Robin Williams okay for real guys for real they're going there German Wings cockpit okay I heard Starbucks no you didn't nobody said Starbucks all right Starbucks okay now who's in the Starbucks Bill Cosby you people are oh my God that probably right there is the funniest part of the movie man they wild for that for real I'll see you [Music] soon better hope no black [ __ ] come over there wow I was not expecting you to say that I mean hey this video unrated bro and and it's demonetized too so that all right hey Sam why do you have a duffel bag that says Arizona State cuz that's where I went to school oh she went to Arizona State oh she's a fun girl for sure shout out to everybody that went to Arizona State hit my DM shoot I don't know nothing about Arizona State my boy you better go learn you something you better go learn you something so do you say Arizona State University or do you just say hpvu wow dang they really be like that over there in Arizona State hell yeah hell yeah damn where the hell's my coffee I've been waiting for 10 minutes I'm so sorry your assant I used to pitch for the softball team Arizona State oh yeah was your mascot a broken condom shut up who did that and he's blind I swear to God I'll kick your cut I'm sorry cookie Chris your bum bum I'm sorry or even bigger [ __ ] go get my Cookie Crisp out of the desk dirty you guys making trouble over here I know man we're just minding our business let's try to keep her now that girl is fire I like her shoot she ain't better than Amanda though she is to me yeah we got to be well rested for tomorrow well hey I'll drive you can take a nap yeah but we ain't got no cinder blocks and the stick and all that stuff like you had in the last movie yeah and the last time he drove he crashed in the business we call us foreshadowing how are they sleeping through this I would have been woke up like Ted pulled his car over this boy is so irresponsible bro what are you doing he just said he don't care he vibing I mean this song is fire though this see now that would have woke me up that would had me scared out my mind that's what I'm saying like when you think about it he don't have too much to lose he already cheated death once are you serious out of all the things you did that's what have you driving this crazy and about to have you crash there's no way that they didn't wake up now they do bro what type of weed are y'all smoking I think that's probably why they passed out they was over there smoking weed I I uh I should never have let you drive she is too calm I would have been whooping his ass I mean what what can you do he crashed the car you know yeah but now I got to pay for it well she would have to say that she did it what the hell wait what is he looking at that's weed they had a weed farm I think yep [Music] oh what is this some Jurassic Park music yes it is I never seen Jurassic Park but it just sounds like it this is exactly the theme song I'm not going to lie the song makes you feel like you could be somebody though like it's uplifting I like [Music] it like I said this boy Seth McFarland he loves music man bro they've had more songs in this movie than freaking High School Musical like is that her actually singing I don't know if she knows how to sing or not it sound like it could be her voice wow she calling the animals they did say something about her being a Disney princess bro oh yeah they they went Enchanted on us they so infatuated her with her voice I'm like bro when the hell did a piano come into this I didn't even notice that you're right where did a piano come bro yes yeah now take your ass on why he always staring bro he was staring in the end the last movie when they was what else can he do like he's he's stuck there with him like shoot let's do a three-way right here oh damn hey who the you I this is another thing that Seth McFarland likes this dude loves car chase sces man what the [ __ ] man wa you are yeah this [ __ ] makes me hardt that's that's weird yo that's weird Joe oh oh yeah they're fine they look happy yeah they're waving at us they're giving us a thumbs up what is Ted to this is a comedy action musical it's a family guys episode watch where you're going it's a crosswalk jackass we have the right away bite me Captain hey hey come on no that's not TR that's sorry guys she doesn't know no it's okay I'm sorry you have to deal with that wow I ain't never I've never seen Star Wars so I don't know come on it's not worth it it's not worth it not worth it even though this one is like random and it's somewhat not as good as the first one it's funnier than the first one yeah it seems like they they're setting up all of their jokes but yeah I will say that there is like more jokes than oh might as well leave Jackson do come ing Freeman an honor now that's the that's the ultimate Cameo how the heck did he get Morgan Freeman in this movie bro he he literally has everybody in this movie have you uh ever used the that map app Ways uh like one time maybe when the uh movie um Olympus is fallen or whichever one of those came out uh wayes did a partnership with Morgan Freeman and he was like navigating you in the app bro this sh amazing I missed that wave I didn't know that now we know and knowing is half the battle I've been reviewing your file I'm sorry to say I won't be taking your case we just got here and you already like nah could have just gave us a call or sent us an email for real I would not want him to say this to me in person like bro this is a phone call for sure well that's not true he's had a positive effect on me would that positive effect be your joint arrest for purchasing marijuana in 2003 I'll kill him or when you had jizz in your mouth bro stop talking about it I don't I'm sorry you not who I hoped you'd be are those to rolls just like to take those aren't supposed to be out why again again that boy in his heart broken he like bro I just want some cand man but did you notice with Morgan Freeman it was a bunch of Tootsie Rolls yeah he had to have a bunch of chocolate shoot if it was me I would have the uh Tutti Frutti or something or whatever fru what that play you like that Play-Doh candy you don't like that man that stuff is delicious what candy would you have in there with carrots and celery yeah rice cakes in there that was a good one fine I got no job no marriage and no life but you have fun parking gollem here while I'm left with she's a model she's a w twin brother like I said that's her twin brother I wonder how many people in real life actually came up to her and was like Hey you know you look like schmeel yeah I wonder if she actually does the impression or something something that would be hilarious I don't think she finds it flattering how the hell you knew he was going to be here sh I would love to go to Comic Con have you ever been to like a convention or anything yeah actually I just went to one not too long ago actually that's pretty cool that's what's up yeah I cannot wait to go what are you guys doing here dress up like we're into this [ __ ] and [ __ ] with the Nerds why don't you go get me some big leak chew how about that oh the disrespect this dude said he only comes to Comic Con to bully the Nerds that's hilarious God damn damn it that underwear had [ __ ] on it oh oh Night Rider how old is David hassal he looked like he been 100 for 10 years it look like he got Botox right there he does you're a real scumbag for asking that question what it's a fair question no you know what you know what let me tell you something about this m this dude really having a conversation with himself right here I want to hear this all right I was playing snow plows tractors I was even cast as a lawnmower to me you are the most oh go I was about to say when is he about to start crying once again it is so Random like super random so like 25 beers or what he's a celebrity his personal life is our business that's how they feel about us YouTubers too have to take this from ATI get out get the [ __ ] out you're a psych get Somey hey do you do you think I can take a picture with you bro I love that c man if only the mouth was moving that [ __ ] be fire n that is a legit costume holy [Music] [ __ ] by [ __ ] Sweet Caroline [ __ ] idiot he can't help but sing gets him every time crazy how Ted was throwing them hands in the last movie with Mark but right here dude getting his butt whooped was just going to say that like why didn't he run up on him like he did with Mark in the hotel especially I think Mark can probably fight better than this dude for sure unless he just all up for no reason or bulked up for no reason I mean take a look at this thrilling Sizzle Reel with all of our exciting new toys the fact that this movie was sponsored by has bro is wild yeah yeah usually I'll be catching the sponsorships I did not notice that though bro Hasbro has been in our face the whole time we're going to take him back and so him up ah rock on Ted F yeah hey guys be careful out there some nerd spilled his lunch hey watch that floor comes up fast man that's disrespectful they right for I'm like surprised nobody told security so these two dudes took him out back to so did you see which way they went yeah yeah back hallway past the photo booth come on thirsty oh hell no [ __ ] love that's a fight that is a fight [Music] that one right there almost had me passed out what in the world oh [ __ ] you messed up my car you don't want to talk to a dude CED up on on that uh oh does she have three titties yeah yeah it's a uh a reference to I think a kung fu movie or something like that or whatever I wonder which ones was real though they probably all were fake would you do want to check the Hat oh I mean if they were real I was about to say that's not fair of you to discriminate when you got three titties n no that's actually more fun oh oh you talking about me a shut up he's [Music] slow they fighting like they in freaking Star Trek get the will him stren go her twin brother that look that looks just like her exactly that's smeel hey check it out nerd fight you shouldn't have been talking [ __ ] that definitely was like a nerdgasm right there Johnny he had that knife already deep inside him man he should have been sliced him I've been W to doing this for a long [Music] time like I said I knew he had a wig we all knew it it's clear you're a person as much as anybody I've ever known that means the word coming from someone who went to Arizona State shoot I guess I got to go to Arizona State you'll never come back the same loser you're a loser are you feeling sorry for yourself well you should be cuz you are dirt you make me sick you big baby T man he's a damn teddy bear that was not going to hurt him hey what enough Ted would have had to take one for the team now you paralyzed it was him the guy dressed like the Ninja Turtle why are y'all all standing next to him and then y just going to stand there like I would have been like no it ain't me I would have been left oh yeah oh buddy can't resist the song There It Go you already know that boy got to be grinding and winding wake up Johnny Johny Johnny wake up oh boohoo let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest [Music] violin oh they did a reverse the first movie it was Ted now it's Johnny oh yeah yeah I mean it's just it's been so many jokes in this movie for them to just have a random moment where it's just emotion and stuff I just you didn't feel it right nah I mean cuz the first one seemed a little bit more genuine when that uh that happened and stuff this one right here it was just like a joke and it a ruptly cut to like an emotional moment right you can't go from I Think We're Alone Now to he's dead like you can't do that is he going to end up singing the song and that's how you going to wake up oh he's dead what this is just like the first movie right there cuz T died he like you can go in and say your goodbyes he's dead dang no what a Twist they didn't kill him off in this movie man they really trying to have people tear up I wonder if anybody actually teared up in this moment cuz me I still got I still got the jokes and everything in my system I just I I'm not feeling it man I'm not there I'm not either but I'm not willing to accept that he's actually dead but I mean like hey I it's starting to get there though I was about to say man something tells me something tells me he was joking I I totally got you holy [ __ ] oh you should have seen your face you son of a [ __ ] oh that was classic wait wait wait wait this is payback because I made you think I [ __ ] oh well done oh yeah wow they play too much yo that was a good one that was a good one I like that one they play way too [Music] much okay well good talk oh my God bro shoot want a girl to look at me like that do you find it hard to find love being a bear in allo very cu what's the like for Animals you tell me man I saw what you did on TV cuz he's a person and no matter how many you smart ass H lawyers try to keep him down you're not going to change that so you can go your I will he said what he said on that one and as soon as I'm done myself I'd like to take your case Ted W I don't think I would ever have imagined Morgan Freeman saying that Ted exhibits all of the remaining qualities of personhood Morgan Freeman can say whatever the hell he wants and he will be like yeah you're right no he he talks like he just like he know like you could just tell he's W like has wisdom that took way too long for me to get that sentence out I just want y'all to know my God and it reminds me of that South Park joke every single time he did something like wise I think he would get another Freckle that's funny as hell I've never heard that but that's hilarious damn Ted's girl look good in that blue dress though Johnny meet your new Gods son oh H Johnny oh that's cool that's cool nah that's creepy oh you don't think this diap is gross no all right here catch I hope that didn't get in his mouth all right wait is that oh boy what what happened to him yeah trick is for kids boy got his ass whooped you better bring that back stupid they are stupid they are stward for that man oh wow that was hilarious okay all right everybody and that was Ted 2 This movie was hilarious but just completely random this is definitely one of those movies where I see in the comments or whatever where people like oh you got to turn your brain off for this one yeah cuz uh there was a lot going on that made me realize I can see why they didn't make a second one uh I mean or a third one I mean what did you think of it uh it was funny it definitely and like you said it was very random and they they were kind of like throwing up the jokes on us like they just was like joke joke joke joke joke either way it was good though I liked it it was funny yeah uh you could tell like you was saying they had a bigger budget right here cuz the effects were better it seemed like the cinematography was better it's kind of hard to tell I will say that the jokes probably were smarter in the first one but here it seemed like the jokes were better but at the same time they had way more jokes in this movie than they had in the first um very true like it was just like how you was saying it was just joke after joke after joke cuz it was like a whole Family Guy episode they was just trying to make you laugh and Entertain You which there's nothing wrong with that you know and especially I know that's what a lot of people love nowadays they just want to be entertained but hey I hope that y'all enjoyed watching this movie with us and you enjoyed this reaction you know please like the video share comment down below subscribe click the Bell so you know when I upload more videos and then follow both of us on our social medias the links will be down in the description below and if you would like to see our F reaction to this movie any of the other movies I do the TV shows that I do you can click the link Down Below in description to my patreon I will go ahead and give this movie I don't remember the grade that I gave for the first one I think you said a uh 8 B minus I think yeah something like that and you was like that was that was a little bit much so I end up changing my grade for everybody cuz you know I tired of seeing the comments people like oh what is the 8 D+ like all right bro you confused everybody see I wasn't the only one I was like what the hell is this I thought it was I thought it was pretty self-explanatory 8D plus is a lower tier eight but I mean hey it's whatever I would go ahead and give this movie I'll say B minus you know what that's fair I would give it a I would give the B minus two okay all right that's what's up but okay everybody with all that being said we will see yall on the next one all right peace [Music] peace a

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Length: 49min 28sec (2968 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 24 2022