First Time Watching *THAT'S MY BOY* Had Me Rolling On The Floor LAUGHING!

[Music] foreign with another Adam Sandler film since we've been doing a lot of Adam Sandler movies lately I was kind of curious on checking it out and I think this might be the last Adam Sandler movie that we do we're going into some other stuff you know definitely put in the comments what other movies y'all want me to check out comedies action movies horror movies animated movies I already know when it comes to MCU and other franchises and then if you want to see my full-length reactions to anything you can go ahead and click the link Down Below in the description to my patreon let's go ahead and get into That's my boy yeah let's get it something I'm nuts read them and weep Van Halen at the central man I heard you got big nipples and that little kid looked like he bowed 30 years old man I'm just not into girls anymore dude I'm into guys too that's not what I meant I'm into women oh come on man you can't be that fine and be a teacher get married Miss mcgirical Donnie and that's cute but I am your teacher not your girlfriend she's showing off in front of everybody you can already tell left-hand jobs no expectations don't get all psycho what's a hand job there's a little kid blind or something why is he looking like that you know you're um you have a little crush on me no uh you you don't want me can I go to the bathroom yeah is that gum in your mouth Donnie uh it's about to go back Mrs oh don't hit that shot to beat Fairfield and go up and down in your little Larry Bird short shorts and is this really happening hell yeah is this really happening right now in my office oh my God awesome yo I'm a hater bro I'm still in the class go straight to hand jobs or eat me out or taking me from what oh my God I know right like damn just ignore all the other kids that little kid look like he'll snitch too what whoa she really wrote that on the paper what if don't I get a shirt into my parents I promise to do my best to lower prices at the school stores and um I like the summer there yo why would y'all do this during the ceremony [Laughter] I taught him everything I know the hell Baron Davis what see that boy was sweating man he was putting in that work living the ultimate teenage boys fantasy this is a serious crime Mary Beth mcgarrigal rise shoe your hair is a serious crime he makes me feel like there's a rainbow coming out of my Beaver dang you taught him well whoa why can't you teach a grown man that though what's your broke ass the court grants custody of The Unborn Child to Donald Berger's father dumbass until Donald turns 18. wow this dude really got on magazines and became a movie star or something [Applause] whoa whoa Arsenal Hall and I don't the highest rated movie wow this dude ruled the 80s that kid is burning through that money but he's having a good time doing it dumbass yeah you haven't paid taxes since 94 Donnie I thought they were taking it out automatically I said it's the stupidest thing ever isn't this dude a football coach or something Jimmy I got 28 dollars to my name I got a hot tip on a long shot that just might come in fat guy fat guy gonna run the marathon hell no he ain't winning we don't talk no more I love that little Han Solo more than anything in the world too oh my God I will leave too Han Solo Burger type of name is that Hey look it's us they're gonna break up yeah well you look good I kind of look like a ventriloquist I don't know it's kind of weird right I mean boy look like a wax statue yeah too I always double down when your parents are in town damn why so many pills yep right here good you know that makes you feel better there's stranger things in walking around with an extra pair of underwear for emergencies what the hell and you're getting married it has to be because of the money ignoring Doctors Orders let's welcome Amber um what type of strip club is this like the hand-me-down strip club I wonder if everybody's in this movie like they always are in Adam Sandler movie look at you the lovely bride oh look at that toupee you know I remember my staff are lucky to be in this country so feel free to abuse the [ __ ] out of him go get the [ __ ] bags damn Finance game was an amusement park your son would be a roller coaster and I would just ride him all day long whoa okay Paul sir well you still have quite a figure on you there Dolores yeah I can see where Steve got his rocking bod bro chill out bro who is that I guess they didn't want to see it bro that made me feel bad bro hey Chad I'm tired is that brother and sister right there or what is that pleasure to meet you Chadwick are you Soldier sailor Airman no girl scout nah well then I'd prefer if you take your fingers away from your forehead damn for real like is he just being a douchebag or some people who really liked it ever do anything to hurt my sister I will take my government issued service your ball or stick it straight up your [ __ ] poop shoot and everything you should shoot it on the bottom of the other side of your lip it's not moving [ __ ] can I see Randall Morgan possibly yeah you're gonna need an appointment they got this girl Vanilla Ice we're friends until you bang my mother I didn't know it was her I swear to God it's not like her last name is ice she should have known by the haircut oh come on vanilla bean latte will you the dude just having sex with all these old ladies shoot tag me in what is that I think I got that kind of money of course you got that kind of money royalties from Ice Ice Baby you must be [ __ ] loaded Queen took 50 took the other 60 yeah but don't you get like a show where you flipping houses sir I deep fried chicken nuggets man you get your deal on a barbecue sauce packet who would have thought this would happen to us maybe I should call your mother she'll give me money I know that what what what why didn't spill my beer me and Mitch mcguera cool together again live from a woman's prison would that really get him a lot of attention though very sexy her butt is so close to his face after I leave the room but I need an answer right now what about your kid my kid is very publicity shy so I you know to be honest I don't think you do a piece of [ __ ] that's my boy brought to you by DirecTV so Todd how does one get into the Hedgehog business anyway oh it's actually hedge funds you think you're better than me no um wow chill out bro damn I know you want to ask your sister but chill oh he could just be making that up no he's not he's not what's wrong with Grandma over there 94. should somebody please tickle me are you sure you're not a [ __ ] oh that's inappropriate you're like you've been hot paper look at your hair blowing in the wind like Tony could say when she was and dry humping that cat why would you show up with a trash bag sir oh I mean qrp why do you say it like that hey it just comes out that way that's kind of messed up that he changed his name bro I would have kept my name Han Solo I would have changed my last name though Han Solo burger that should sound stupid [Laughter] it's pretty fast I want to go to those type of stores that got those kind of jokes that's a good one I like that oh my gosh I'm so sorry his dad is going to help him realize that this woman is not for him yeah yeah that's the way you get all the looks from hi sweetie yeah but no we're not related you know him oh boy love them my ladies actually you know I realize this thing's gonna hit me I had a Kung Fu instructor who taught me how to tighten the diaphragm and I feel the triangle bite my eyes are closed rips my shirt off my body okay I open my eyes I see all these chicks just kind of looking at me going oh that is a beautiful story you are my best friend yeah and Jamie you can be my best friend you lost all the weight homeboy I missed the titties you saved my life seriously why you couldn't think of anything else that's a nice Suitcase by the way what is that Louis Vuitton yeah absolutely this is a new line your mother's chick by the way I don't believe you they don't know how long she's taught nunchucks laughs typos freaking luggage is this I did I did it for you buddy and I never gave you an ounce of [ __ ] about it never gave me yeah then it died after it ate all your Quaaludes that was the only time anybody's ever seen a king cobra laugh [Laughter] s too many I I used to put an oven mitt in my hand he would cheer you up all the time when you were sad nobody upset young man I'm your best friend even though I'm an oven man no I don't remember that that voice sounds familiar to uh Scuba Steve makes sense to me when somebody's hammered they have another guy drive home I Was Eighteen cause he was such a huge fan well at least you know how to drive bro you complain about not riding a bike you know how to drive oh yeah you want to check in on your pretty decent job oh my boy you're a junkie [Laughter] 100 pounds by the time I was 12. wow you mad at me because your fat ass wanted to eat Cake and Candy every day even when you was a teenager you had your own thought process don't call me that all right my name is Todd Now call yourself Han Solo you're dressed like him oh yes do you have any ax body spray no Donnie of course the extra ax body spray because I'm not a [ __ ] douchebag that's a douchebag I think what like the mid 2010 era or something oh by the way Mr Spiro I read the OPEC report and I was thinking if we hedge our position on oil we could really um my guy bro he looks special hey I feel bad for him man swing these free frozen over here at this boring ass party well yeah is that back that's it oh we doing this [Applause] ah what you doing sir just chilling chilling what's up oh you ruined it bro shut the [ __ ] up oh yeah the old lady she getting some sure I grab Burrito Bandito over here and I just roll them out of the way the train must ask goes by inches why would you do something like that Todd you know I really don't know Steve I mean why wouldn't you just buy another burrito it must have been a good ass burrito you're Donnie Burger that kid who got his teacher pregnant in Somerville wait a minute that is you didn't you and your teacher have a kid oh wait a minute what was his name Indiana Jones US uh what happened to him he actually became a dick private one of the biggest and hairiest dicks in the world yeah damn excited about your kid all right do you think you would ever bone your wife yeah I mean I loved you she's a hot little number well you know I was just gonna ask you for an autograph I mean he's not saying no you know what I would have killed to bang my 8th grade biology teacher Mrs Khan I used to dream of of dissecting her with my penis yeah that's TMI chill out I see your hair left upstairs when you hit puberty glasses to wear while I masturbated whoa well y'all sharing too much in this party the Headmaster would slap your hand with this dick oh she wins we'll do in medieval times [ __ ] do y'all got any like teachers that y'all was crushing on I had a couple teachers in high school I was crushing on gonna step aside and allow Donnie to take over as the best man give it up for Donnie hell yeah that's fantastic bro I mean I was actually kind of surprised when he asked him to be your best man damn he's saying this in front of everybody [Music] here we go all right [Applause] that's gross though oh okay I see you a lady ew yeah What A Catch he went to that two-year-old he hasn't gotten one yet [Laughter] now he did he did mine yeah he definitely showing off they're doing for a grip damn look at this fire catches whoa oh my God these are balls broken we want to keep playing buddy wow the little kid is like bro you plant much what oh oh boy he's going pro oh damn okay what what a lot of times girls I've met over the years when they've been ragging on me and yelling at me and [ __ ] if I kiss their [ __ ] they kind of go ah you're right you're a good guy orgasm does fix a lot you know so I I had a feeling he was taking a shower with some damn swim trunks I can't even take my shirt off in front of other people because of you what because why you look good what are you talking about let me jog your memory [Applause] what is that oh my God that's because like when I was a teenager and I'm fine with it you know what reference is that do you plan to please yeah from Fantasy Island yeah too I had a feeling okay I've never seen that show but I had a feeling it was probably from Fantasy Island or Gilligan's Island oh he's gonna poop on himself what are you doing what's doing move why are you so hard he must have took some Viagra or something yeah why you gotta take his shirt off bro sorry we were having a tickle fight we weren't wrestling at all I was losing why are you gonna take your shorts off too bro I'm doing some crunches look at this just because I'm hard doesn't mean you got to get hard too this is a wrestling match bro what are you doing I mean you like sticking your dirty booger fingers in her book her fingers how am I the bad guy right now because you had your dick on his chest what do you think you think he's not supposed to see you in the dress that sounds like a line Donnie would say yeah except he'd say you look freaking hot in a wang Dang Sweet Poontang dress just think he's like trailer Parky or something you know damn bro that could definitely get somebody emotional yo call your dad bro or your son and you know that the Xanax makes me aged on my feet that's corny bro that just took her out the mood when's the last time you ever had sex what are we going to work with yeah all those girls you had in the freaking jacuzzi and you have to beat your meat bro let's see what we got foreign oh my God old lady grandma wants to get in on the action too or why do I like her better right now the YouTuber was too stunned to speak you had to go for around you but give me a little bit of Shame oh lovely lovely okay I've never been that type of person to masturbate to pictures I need videos [Laughter] there's so many tissues your boy was crying yeah Daddy's sick you don't want to touch these because you'll get sick he's got post nasal drip so I mean he does have some drip to say that little did you did you just get into nice fresh juice juice that's a great idea thank you Grandma D thanks sure yeah you can sit on his face that's some fresh juice kinda maybe it's best if he doesn't masturbate so much yeah she already knows all that stuff bro okay you can stop pretending to sleep Sir jizz a lot the old broad knew I was whacking to her the whole time did she do it at least I got more what's that supposed to mean let me just crack open some happiness That's My Boy brought to you by Budweiser this dude drunk like four or five cans it is still oh no I'm just saying you gotta stand up yourself She Bangs me all the time all right sure She Bangs She Bangs She Bangs good day everyone oh snap elf's dead I saw you [ __ ] like that on purpose because I already know people they get triggered when you don't say the most popular and most prestige role that this actor has had which is uh um uh what movie was that I don't know so your father he he abused you did he oh no nothing like that no father I'm sorry my father beat me every day with a rake my God hear me smack talking I'm like some baby little princess not here in the house of the Lord it does make sense you know words you're saying all I can focus on is your [ __ ] breath what he's probably about to whoop your ass bro I'd like to show you the garden for a minute his ass boy punching so hard that boy booty was tooted up yeah he's taking his shirt off now and he's pretty rip for an old yeah he's in great shape careful [Music] That's my boy there we go geez he went down like a shack of potatoes huh that was racist hey this is all my fault I shouldn't hit the guy with the bottle I'm like a [ __ ] over here look out Johnny I will not let you take the blame for this you had to do it you saved his life again and you look very sexy doing it um I mean you know she is attractive you feel me I appreciate that compliment you know so you actually knew Todd's father of course I knew the guy who was that was handsome yeah good hair uh a Jedi with chicks went down on girls for a wicked long time because he was a giver and he wanted to see others be happy oh I wish I could have met him hey old man you need to put in that work bro you slacking I'm pretty tied into the church crowd rageaholics Anonymous and whatnot I could find a priest for you and what type are we looking for maybe a younger guy younger guy how about a black guy why a younger guy so she can have sex with him very Urban very Street what party is here money okay that's a nice Romper crazy know your limits sure you better know your limits [ __ ] good evening gentlemen ah Mrs ravensdale Phil oh I know that chick she's from messing up welcome I knew he was gonna do that it's water infused with cucumber rose petal and harvest Sandalwood it tastes like dick in future and a side how do you know that it was jizz oh my God you gotta show my shiny tits lady promise me promise me I hope I can see him too yeah that's brother's starving that's that's nice yeah good this is great sweetheart hey he's getting a massage from his wife nice work you're going deep wanna say that [ __ ] I don't even think they're acting right here sweetheart I'm not asking for a finger up the ass I just want you to just jerk it a little bit this isn't a brothel you're just gonna get a hand job in front of all of us I mean you have to turn the other way I guess not you know I have worked very hard on this night Dawn playing rude I mean what the hell is that it's close it tickles man this works if you stop I swear I will kill you [Laughter] bro you probably need a pedicure bro well I feel very relaxed and I think this was a good use of a Groupon Gas Buddy oh a Groupon okay that changes things can you guys get you I'll say leprechaun juice Chad Martin private first class United States Marine Corps you think you can keep that dick and attention for a couple hours [Laughter] he definitely need to get him some actually only seeing three vaginas in my entire life my wives my babies and my aunts once by accident that is [ __ ] weird do you want any eggs yeah oh no I really have to watch what I eat no fatty food so thank you Ombre I'm Todd nice to meet you I know who you are on solo Oh bro I will leave my chick for Sierra real quick bro yeah that's an earring that your mom gave me and I thought maybe we could keep it in the family you know just kind of keep it going generation to generation oh oh that's that's nice I like that [Music] [Applause] am I bleeding yeah it was Uncle vanity Vanilla Ice this whole time who did you think I was I don't know a friend of my dad's that wear a lot of parachute pants oh Mom yeah she did like do it hey nugget pockets hey we need these vanilla ice cream hey I know this guy oh hell no I mean you don't want to know how to fry no damn chicken nuggets yeah what you talking about Willis that's him yeah exactly my face you fake white rapping mother what you want roll with chili nuggets a what you like a shooting on the menu man [ __ ] it is damn some cool cameos man this movie is pretty cool one of the things that I will say when it comes to Adam Sandler he knows how to make an entertaining movie bro even if it's not like super funny it's still a good time to watch [Music] [Laughter] yeah it's not that serious bro it's just some beer seemed like fun guys oh he's a weirdo he's gonna kill him [Music] they causing a freaking City Riot bro oh damn bro what are you doing what the [ __ ] yeah remember in first grade when you're supposed to pick me up after school you left me waiting for five hours I had detention myself okay what the [ __ ] was I supposed to do what [ __ ] what about your grandfather it's amazing how one of the ways of phrasing your kid as you teach them how to ride a bike man oh [Laughter] I probably would have went seizure too I mean come on she's a fine redhead man we all look at me I'm a fountain aren't you peeing on your face oh what the [ __ ] I absolutely love that feeling when you drunk and you just get into the bed man that's true now it's time that you try to do real soon even though I've been joking around and stuff I I don't want to see her naked like please don't show that yeah okay I'm going to ride you like a lot of cheese I hope I don't break your hip dress again no so beautiful okay David boy wrinkled the dress and he came on it oh she can't wear that yeah yeah I heard you scream I thought Jamie was getting murdered so I was gonna [ __ ] smash someone around don't lick it don't lick it why would you do that oh [Laughter] daddy you puked on my dress and then that's crazy that she knew that was jizz man wow she must have swallowed a lot you shut up Donny just shut up [Laughter] uh guess I'm gonna go finish up with Grandma Dolores yeah oh yeah tag teamed her just get it right and keep it tight on a mannequin respect it like they say bro dude would have sex with anything for some reason yeah pretty much it was amazing the dry cleaner said they've uh definitely seen that combo of fluid before you see yeah hahaha this movie's going a lot better than I thought it was gonna go is that her damn she still look good bro is that Susan Sarandon or uh whoever the girl they uh cast to that's our younger version looked like her I know I'm sorry I stopped visiting it just got too hard oh no I totally understand hey where you get your hair done mama I love you so much Mr Speaker I never stopped why do you still call her Miss mcgirical are you still my dirty boy yeah I'm the dirtiest boy you'll ever know [Laughter] mad right now I'm mad okay yeah is that a boom mic what was that on the top of this it is really good to see you mom like yeah that is a boom mic how much they paying you Donnie nothing I swear to God I'm knocking fifty thousand dollars to deliver you to this prison does it even matter now I've already spent a lot of good time with each other get your [ __ ] out of my boss's house no don't do that that's my boy there underwear [Laughter] the way he's running I know that Dookie is running down his leg unless I got a release form why not you said if I brought him here you didn't say anything about him signing anything you know like almost every movie goes through this whole thing bro so I was just waiting on it when it was gonna happen no I know but I told you not to call me on this line what if top picks up yep and like I said I knew this is gonna happen too he finds out that she's cheating I don't care if he finds out after the wedding or we can do about it then anyway fell Bill I know you could do it oh look at Phil's face I just busting your balls bill with that ugly bow tie partners oh my gosh it's gonna be a lot just freaking sprayed her stank hot breath all in his face [Laughter] reporter yeah he's doing a piece of the most beautiful places to get married and I didn't want to know because he doesn't like being in the paper so I am sorry that I wanted everyone in the world to know I married the perfect guy honey do you think you can forgive me then why did you say you don't give a damn if he finds out after y'all get married though I would have said that so see you tomorrow big guy I'm gonna drop Jamie at the Fairmont Copley mom and dad you guys got the Hedgehog okay who the hell are you to be driving my car the [ __ ] all right Donny go there's a chance go [Laughter] I know his eyes hurt bro I'm Troy Peterson sometimes no you're not so Donnie Berger your teacher in the seventh grade man shut the [ __ ] up bro I'm Todd Peterson hi I'm Gerard Peterson hey Mr Peterson what can I do for you hey when the legendary Donnie Burger comes in here using a fake name you go with it he must be a rookie wow oh my God oh my God what else could be going on right there because it'll be pretty shocking if she's actually not cheating on him uh I'm not doing something like that bro [Music] this dude got beer everywhere that's the best time to be drinking with each other am I is he you are step brother at least Dora no reply you don't understand what's going on here I don't need Charlie she would understand what's going on here oh please don't let him tell Mommy about our secret tickle time [Laughter] he buys those uniforms on eBay so Dad doesn't find out he's a modern jazz dancer what what that's possibly worse than the inside thing this is an abomination why are you here and allow me the honor of being part of this joyous day oh well what about father chocolate oh stupid book oh snap it's a dude from Grandma's Boy [Laughter] you still get the 5.0 what does that mean is that a yes or no I don't understand a few times on these Adam side of the movies well you know what is your favorite Adam Sandler movies where would you rank your top five [Music] oh my God my gentle Fast and Furious baby oh we need great Tunes come on let's get them right here I gotta walk man a walk man oh man y'all old as hell yeah [Music] was that Adam Sandler's like real kids come on oh my God how did you even get up there don't answer that question hey it's that guy I was wondering if he was gonna be in this movie we ran well a mile dude I needed that bro I objected these two will get married it just leads you to a special connection it's full of like feelings of of Awesomeness and and and the feelings you you you that wrap around you he's trying his best to describe it okay I've had just about enough of this feeling before I tell your wife what you did in this trip Donny's not my best friend he's my father oh do you know how gross that sounds you're disgusting are you serious both of y'all talking you tell them or I'll tell everybody here it's up to you I mean he's probably gonna fill it out with his big mouth wow okay well that's not that bad what you didn't tell him you the accident was kind of goofy at first but it kind of grew on me throughout this movie you people knows he said what is he doing here with his crazy ass okay she saw them yeah you [ __ ] your brother I told you I already knew it I thought it's looking so bad now at my dad is he from they see the same character from Grandma's Boy it's gonna be even better now you're a mess I'm a mess come on Dr shockaloo get your ass up here I gotta be part of this ship my name's not Ted Peterson it's Han Solo hell yeah after the man who made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs hell yeah I am a burger like my father before me Donnie and Vanilla Ice your mom Vanilla Ice band grandma at ease [ __ ] oh that was nice oh oh gee [Laughter] take off the Crowley that's right you're not meant finish my son call me dad call me dad that's right the Burger Boys Are Back [ __ ] bro freaking third Act was amazing bro I I love like almost every piece of dialogue they had right here sitting in a tree I have balls don't do my mean oh my God go see a therapist or something turn on a TV turn it on there he is the fat guy we've been talking about all day tubby tooth actually damn these people are slow as hell bro are you serious they letting him win 160 Grand come on I actually appreciate that he put it in my freaking bet bro I didn't even think he was serious about that no no damn big man oh that's his superpower right there chocolate milk got that Yoo-hoo or whatever it is bro you tall and lanky and you running slow as hell see what a happy ending right there bro oh that's the end right there oh damn okay oh yeah all right I enjoyed this movie y'all I hope that y'all enjoyed watching this movie with me join this reaction please like the video share comment down below subscribe click the Bell so you know enough for more videos follow me on my other social medias links should be down in the description below all right everybody there we go that's my boy man this movie was uh pretty cool enjoyed it a lot I appreciate a lot of people who requested this movie like yeah it has some great jokes man I love the dialogue here chemistry amongst all the actors were good I I like the story even though it was very simple and predictable but pretty much like I was saying earlier Adam Sandler movies to me they seem like they're always entertaining like even if I acknowledge the movie is bad at the same time I will still be entertained by it can't wait to hear your thoughts you know if you like to see my foolish reaction to this movie any of the other movies I do TV shows I do you can click the link down below description to my patreon I would actually go ahead and give this movie A B shoot but with all that being said man I'll see you on the next one all right peace

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Length: 41min 24sec (2484 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 22 2023