Taylor Swift Controversy, Exposing Fuslie's LaundryGate & More | Fear&Eras

[Music] thank you [Music] all right see you said it already started summer again this weekend no no it's one weekend it's one weekend yeah yeah you missed it while you were playing I didn't miss [ __ ] yeah you missed it playing this is [ __ ] devil love of my life and she and I are in a committed relationship now oh yeah I saw the clip yeah um yeah that's what that's what you've been doing uh let me tell you what I've been doing oh dealing with oh God perhaps the biggest diva that West Hollywood has ever seen I don't know and this is a target Rich environment for Divas God damn there's historic Divas out here oh God but Austin's show no Austin show perhaps one of the the tippy top uh oh here we go let me set the stage real quick right as we started before I do that before I do that of course I don't want to be rude don't worry I'm just doing a fly on the wall I'm here to observe ladies and gentlemen we're back with another absolute Banger of an episode and we got I was gonna I was thinking like hostess with the mostest but like that doesn't count you know that's not good I don't know because she's a woman you're not a Hostess oh oh yeah I thought I was here to yeah officially replace you you know that's true that's right actually we have we have foosley in the building that's right here to replace cutie permanently she didn't even know about it yet I even have the Swifty yeah I brought gifts oh my God what you're better than cutie already just kidding cutie used to bring gifts all the time and now she doesn't oh my god really wait what does that do do I eat it no those are not supposed to be more yo these are dead wait do we mix them in water okay I would say hot even oh you just didn't buy my belly oh my God that's so cool wait this is like 80 90 degrees cool down a little bit why is this the Jelly's good I promise a little bit hot wait what if we all have like an allergic reaction we're just going to anaphylactic shock Tick Tock oh perfect oh that's great pink slime never goes react to it before I take it he loves it um we can't be allergic to collagen we all have it it's good for your skin it's like being allergic to oxygen right yeah we all have college already right we all have a college in our skin right I could use a little bit more yeah there's a little tear and then you just eat it I'm a hypochondriac I'm gonna have a fake reaction on the stream no you know what I mean like I'm gonna I'm gonna think about a symptom and then I'm gonna have the symptom I feel that hives and then I get high this is him beating the diva allegations by the way no I'm not a diva I'm just being responsible for my health did you like the collagen all right you know what [ __ ] it it's good for like one a day and then you're like yeah why hey I'm gonna turn into the grape from Willy Wonka just don't eat it I'm gonna eat it I'm gonna eat it I'm not gonna lie it being body temperature kind of weirded me out a little bit it feels like you're eating like like a human's fat or something it's apple flavored I know apple flavored human fat warmed by my belly wow we just had we just had your belly fat which you don't have because you gave it to us yeah there we go no you're not on your fat Arc you're on your fit Arc actually are you I was just saying that to be nice good morning good for you I negotiated with my personal trainer basically I have to like pretend I'm struggling a little harder than I am or else that's too easy and then he adds 10 pounds that's tough Yeah Austin would know all about that if he actually came with me to work out I have one rule okay when you stay at my house in my casa did not know about this rule come work out with me in the mornings with my personal trainers at six o'clock in the morning for some reason uh Austin show also violated that cardinal rule I mean the Australian boys came from like a hundred hours a time difference okay did not know that this was a rule of the hasanabi household I've stayed here many times never heard of this because you probably stayed during a time where I didn't wake up in the morning and train but if it's it's one of the days then you have to come oh it's never it's always on a weekday okay the rules if you sleep here you have to go I didn't know that he didn't tell me that last night until I broke the rule and now he's telling me on the podcast for the first yeah that's not true I told you last night that I was gonna wake you up and you're like you got very Stern with me so Stern that I didn't even wake you up in the morning yeah I was like even though I know you were up I was I was awake you were awake because you can hear your 250 pound ass we need to get to the real Diva allegations skipping the gym is not the real Diva [ __ ] I wanted to start off defending me I wanted to start out with light accusations only to move on to more severe ones um prepared let me set the same day I'm not I'm not gonna get today is not the day I'm getting walked on on the fear ham podcast okay yeah let me let me let me tear his ass up they're gonna all the gays are gonna be after him slowly but surely he's down in the polls check the polls Austin show comes to Los Angeles and at the very last second he says Hassan I'm staying with you I asked to stay with you and I was like of course that's not a problem why I stay with you what changed what changed your mind about staying here because you usually often don't stay here you want to stay at a Marriott connected Hotel he said the gays have invaded West Hollywood because of the Taylor Swift concert all the Swifty gays have booked every single Hotel yep it's true yeah it's true yeah every ho every Marriott Hotel was booked he could not find a hotel room so he asked me last second if he could stay of course I obliged because I'm a good friend brought up in at the airport oh yeah Austin Austin came or on Will's couch yep Austin came he he pulled up you know put his stuff down went to the Taylor Swift concert immediately which is fine yep okay and ever since then he's been a menace oh no first night I go to bed at 10. okay Taylor Swift concert doesn't end until like what 12 30. God damn the endurance on that woman yeah the stamina it's unparalleled yeah can't debate that Austin comes over he has the code to my gate he has the code to my door he has he has all the keys to get in here he has broken into this house while I was away in a different continent before oh I've got it that's how much experience he has with coming inside this house okay oh I don't know I've said it like that phrasing doesn't matter we'll talk about that as well oh well wait for this defense okay okay comes in calls me at like [ __ ] 2 30 at night okay I am deep in REM sleep yep I'm honk shuin I'm me me me yeah sure okay there's a little thing coming out of my nose okay I'm my jammies oh wait Leslie you're away from he wakes me the [ __ ] up yeah I do he's like I can't open your door yeah yeah broken and it's still broken I'm hearing I'm hearing Davide outside they're like they're trying to they're trying to engineer the situation that's my driver I'm like [ __ ] okay fine whatever boom open the door he gets it okay doesn't end there Kai is pacing around uncontrollably doing little barks like going well I'm like What's Happening why is Kai doing this she's a guard dog obviously that's probably the reason because Austin not only came in but uh he he didn't go to bed yet he hadn't gone to bed yet he's hungry he is hungry so we had to get his little Sushi this is wait where the [ __ ] did you get suicide I don't know I don't know it was on the app he had a hankering for some suits I had some I was hungry I walked downstairs spicy tuna rolls who doesn't like it I walk downstairs hypochondriac and you'll eat 2 A.M Sushi yeah insane yeah okay I walked down the stairs and I'm faced with a the wettest Austin I've ever seen took a shower punched over my kitchen counter like a gremlin not even sitting down pummeling sushi I'm like Austin what's going on you're about to get your ass eaten by my dog like she's like freaking out upstairs yeah but she you were making such a commotion downstairs like you know Austin's first response is your shower doesn't work that's true your shower doesn't work I'm like what do you mean it's like you don't have any hot water true very true I'm like okay it's like this I don't even know I'm like it's [ __ ] 3 30 in the morning he's like I had to shower in the sink for the warm water yep I'm like okay fine we'll deal with it later you know sorry about that I go back upstairs and go to sleep in the morning he continues his lies I say Austin there is no way there is no way that that shower doesn't work you've had this problem before other people have reported the similar problem it's because the shower head has the hot and cold reverse and you probably did other people have reported the same problem keynote here I'll use that in my defense thank you continue sir you were one of the other people you had reported this problem before I know I know and we had solved the problem it's not that there's no hot water no no it's that you have to crank the Diamonds by defense it's very clear well you'll be on my side you'll be on my side you'll be on my side hold on I need to take a little pause he's dealt with this same shower yes I forgot you told him how to use it yeah I forgot yeah I forgot okay does it end there continue he complains the Murat and Murat being the handyman he is he's like well I fixed the shower just giving you a heads up the water is going to be extra warm extra hot because you know Austin complained to me that there's no warm water in the house so morocc cranked up the dial on my heater to make sure that we have even hotter water than we previously did even though we already had hot water still cold okay only later to find out that it was literally the [ __ ] dial hold on this man just went scolding hot and then immediately after what still cold no like those are two options okay wait wait wait is that is that the end of the alligator there's another thing but I don't want to talk about okay am I allowed to wait wait the other thing where hello it's fine no uh okay we'll talk about it maybe maybe later maybe maybe in the paywall damage maybe in the paper okay patreon.com I've got this I've got I've prepared for this because I knew it was going to come after me for this let's start with the Taylor Swift coming back at 2 30 in the morning right Queen perform forever wonderful concert we'll get to that later I'm still wearing my outfit I haven't taken it off okay look 2 30 in the morning I had to call Hassan because his gate was broken it still doesn't work the monitor the touch screen is broken you cannot open there's a latency delay yeah there's there's a delay oh he he says delay 45 second delay you touch the button 45 seconds later I couldn't I couldn't get it all called cap on that so I had to I had to call him to get jump over it right well fair enough no it's not it's gonna get in I couldn't get in I couldn't get in the door right that part natural thing is fine okay next thing is who doesn't love a little sushi at 2 30 in the morning nobody okay I've never heard and also I was not making a lot of noise uh maybe you should have paid for extra installation or something I don't know it's just it's not it's not okay I mean look I mean come on this guy's you know look that I'll be honest I don't have a lot of excuse for the sushi part okay I have a lot of excuse for the sushi the third part the water your world's about to come crashing down okay because let me explain okay let me explain and I want everybody to give me a proper chance in the comment section about this particular it's not even talking to us he's talking to everyone that's going to yell at him okay look look Hassan has a hot or a a knob right you pull it out that's what releases the water to come towards you all right you move it to the right that is cold for Hassan's shower that's weird right all the way that is cold all the way to the left is hot okay that being said when you move the dial out and you push it all the way to the right which is the normal place the that you get hot water that's what the normal direction for hot water it gets warm okay oh that's confusing it gets warm so what I was thinking is okay it's warm I'm waiting for it to get hot so I left it warm it would not get any hotter it was like lukewarm okay so what did I do I took it turn it off and I started to move it back towards the left all the way to the left in fact it gets cold okay what what I failed to realize and that I realized a day later was that it gets cold and then it gets hot again but not for another couple minutes so his system is so [ __ ] up that it had me [ __ ] sitting in there at 2 30 in the morning with Luke warm water and then I was like okay what's going on so I move it to the left thinking I've got it the wrong way then it's cold and then it takes three minutes to get hot again and I didn't realize that to the next day until I was on my third shower third room in his house Austin I used his third shower he went in yeah three different showers three different showers he went into different showers as well but you had stayed in that room I forgot and had that issue already you know how many showers I've been with and okay Austin you had stayed in that room and had this exact same issue where I walked you through the steps of why it would work the way you thought it would okay now give me a little credit here that is confusing that's confusing but but you've done it already forgot you you live in a trillion dollar house but I told you I was like oh this happened last time it was like no it's different than last time yeah and I completely forgot because that's normally how you move the you move the thing to the right and people in the chat come on I mean this is ridiculous yeah it's just hot and cold is different but I'm confused because when you asked you mentioned something today yes that I think is worse than any of this oh okay when I was like oh have you been a diva and you're like well there's one thing and Hassan was like oh we'll talk about the podcast and you're like well I threw a full order of tikka masala in the recycling bin I take it back I don't even know if it was the recycling okay you knew it was wrong no no you said it was a recycling there was some trash in there the recycling no I don't is the recycling behind your trash it's yeah yeah you knew you saw all bosses it was bottles and recyclable like it wasn't a tiki Masala it was a kebab at no point did you think like maybe I'll put it in the fridge everybody knows that Kebab is recyclable no no I did no you can't it's like look up the green New Deal it's compost no because here's the thing he didn't even call you out on it you knew what you thought that's what he was doing you willingly found that guilt what was I supposed to do it was 2 30 in the morning throw the trash out okay so here why do you keep eating at 2 30 in the morning look at the disturbance where are you ordering from I've never even ordered a 230 look at the problem I have it's either I'm outside disturbing him or I'm throwing stuff in the in the recycling bin where can I win chat you can win because just take the warm shower and then it was the warm shower it was cold it was like warm to your hand speaking of warm showers yeah we don't talk about politics on this podcast no but I am still a journalist and as as it as as it is my duty my journalistic duty oh I heard recently two separate pieces of information that are that are incredible one they hit gays and girls yep the amount of time it takes for you to wash your clothes the time period Emily okay yeah that's number one number two you revealed that you actually don't take showers all that frequently that the last time you were on this broadcast this podcast you you may have uh massaged the truth a little bit explain yourself well the laundry thing is I do my laundry about once a month what but that's because I don't sweat they said we're here wait wait wait wait wait the information I had was two weeks I thought that was crazy no once a month once a month Leslie it depends on how the sheets are different sheets I will wash them when they feel dirty yeah the pillows you get this Emily and I agreed on this too you you don't need to wash your pillows as much because you get your one side and then you know no one is worrying about the pillows what about the underwear Leslie I have so much of underwear okay so you're not recycling you have a you have a month's supply of underwear do you ever use that no you don't have 30 different panties no shot I promise I do when I find a good brand I just buy and then what about bras yeah I mean reuse bras yeah that's okay that's fine absolutely enjoys his fair share of titty residue that's okay do they did City residue show up on bras no wait wait yeah I mean you're a human you wear a [ __ ] t-shirt wear a t-shirt three days in a row there's gonna be residue just the essence I don't ever see residue I've worn a shirt not residue that you can see but like it's not like pixie dust you've worn a shirt three days in a row that's not that have you ever been camping look at this [ __ ] these guys if you're sweating a lot it's gross look at this guy never goes outside so so you just have enough clothing to propel you through them underwear I have now purchased a lot of the same underwear do you do like a mass day of laundry or do you just do okay yeah that to me thank you not that bad if I'm wearing the I understand if I'm wearing you guys are under the impression that have like five pairs of underwear and I'm wearing the same one for like four days yeah that's disgusting oh but I do have a secret oh god oh no if I'm out of underwear and laundry day isn't coming German set out no I'll put a pad on oh it's so cute okay you're you're wearing you're wearing a what like you just put a pattern wearing a period for a day for a day for like a like a you know one of the things like instead of underwear no in lieu of the top of the underlying like you're just it's like a one day a one day tie over and I guarantee you people will do this we've all been there thank you I mean not the pads why don't you just hit it raw you just rock you just go Commander oh no that's not comfortable at all for women is it not because sometimes there's like there's less friction for women um well sometimes your pants get like in between and then you're like oh true you need something that's like gonna be flat and a pad is always really comfortable so so um and then sometimes there's just things that you know down there I don't want to like get on your pants you know awesome things you know women pee from the same hole that they don't know let's let's correct the record on what Austin thinks whatever's happening down there is completely beautiful and natural and normal vaginas I like it he's playing the hits again because there's a new woman that's what it is because like cutie knows cutie knows your [ __ ] already by now whatever you're experiencing is so beautiful we don't pee out of our vaginas I know you get to know that I've learned that I've learned that you don't pee it's in the same general of his sin he learned that like last week oh so last week uh no I've seen a vagina I haven't seen one recently in person but I've seen them online to be fair my best friend in college is a was a girl is a girl sorry okay she's alive she's at everything okay she she didn't know either like even as a period having yeah someone was confused by her own like part she was like wait I think I pee out of the people as my I think I peed on my vagina it's a common misconception like you don't even like if you don't really learn it you kind of they're so close in distance that you're kind of like maybe I am peeing out of there so I understand not knowing yeah it happens yeah but it is very different you know right right yeah it's a confusing situation yeah anyway so that's the laundry stuff clarifying that the showering stuff so there's showering and then there's bathing last time we clarified that like yes if you get wash your hair if you like when people say shower they're saying um get in like underwater underwater yes so I will for your whole body yeah well now I'm in a phase where I shower every 48 Hours actually pretty good okay so do you do you I don't separately do you freshen up every day yeah that's a lie yeah you're lying well I'm gonna face a lot of judgment if I say I don't but I say every other day 48 hours it's not that bad I think that's fine more often but I don't have a bathtub I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum I TR people think that I traditionally would shower too much you know what it is no it's because former fat kid what yeah and working out yeah I'm not a former fat kid and I shower three times what do you have to do with it yours is probably acne related acne related yeah yep yep immediately I know that because I'm the same way and the only reason why is because former fat kid will still currently kind of fat I shut up I was terrified of ever like smelling bad I was so scared of smelling bad that I would like I would be hyper sensitive so I would just like douse myself uh with uh you know with deodorant and shower twice a day you smell bad like no you know what's interesting I have very strange smelling BL my Bo smells like Cactus I've never smelled you I've always noticed have you ever smelled you in all the years I always smell pretty good but yeah on the rare occasion that don't like it smells like if you break like an aloe vera and smell it it's like this very weird it sounds kind of nice I have a weird smell I do not is it is it a good smell I mean do you smell I've never smelled do you no I always smell good you smelled a little bit when you got home from the gym it wasn't Bo but it was gonna get there it's got a mosque yeah it was a post gym musk it was it was fine I mean it's like sweats white smells okay yeah it was in a pre he smelled like appreciate it was an appreciative smell that's not bad yeah yeah what what's going on in your world Leslie well I want to know how the Taylor Swift concert was oh yeah because I know what you you keep promising we're gonna talk about it I haven't been yet let me tell you cutie Cinderella this is a little awkward because I of all the people on the podcast was chosen to enter the Box this [Music] that's insane thank God I thought that would happen show the evidence Mark pulled up pull the [ __ ] tweets March you're gonna do this you're gonna do this to me why would you do that no no no no no it was his nature is deceit look at him he looks like Loki he's over here it was a joke let me see oh my God it was a joke this is how it went down okay enhance okay in hand cutie Cinderella says my cousin can no longer make it to the concert tomorrow have one extra ticket who wants it Austin immediately jump says I'll die again I'm second guessing now please let Austin go that makes me happy it says will because he's a brown noser OMG you're the best will you hear that cutie I said Yeah Austin needs this more than us cutie says LOL okay you're coming but if your fit isn't good you'll I'll lose my mind La Mao oh that was you uh haha this made my day look I can't believe he called you a brown dog yeah after you was [ __ ] up yeah after after all the wonderful things that will told me which I am sorry also this I am so appreciative will was a true friend in that group unlike Assad who called my brown noser just now um remember how we got to this conversation oh that's because you lied about Judy selecting you over any of us I did that was insane I did but I was going to get to the joke and it was a joke well you wore this right I did wear this but no look after will generously gave up his spot for me at the Taylor Swift concert sacrificed himself to be at the Taylor Swift concert so generous by the way was so generous thank you so much will I do appreciate it but you would have wanted to go both of you right will will could have taken my spot yeah back but but I was really on top of the response I mean everybody knows this is well documented now and I am Cutie's best friend in the group that's also cap that's not true this has been well documented I went to oh I'm sorry did you did you go watch Barbie with me and cutie Cinderella I did not go but I was invited that's right because you're a bad friend and you didn't respond to her I'm just a good boyfriend and I stood by my girlfriend while she was streaming yeah that's crazy so you weren't even streaming so you don't even have a good enough excuse me I was on my girlfriend's stream so that is even more philanthropic but Hassan did go see Barbie with cute yeah we did because we're besties that's fair we crack jokes also cutie bought me a can enough uh I am enough buddy you know it's it's interesting because cutie and I had wait what's a Cano we actually had a fancy Barbie I haven't seen it yet oh we used to do a show called dinner and a movie but you wouldn't know that oh yeah true enough oh and also it's kind of like an Africa price too but that doesn't count at the end well anyway you'll see no that's either here yeah I was talking about how I got into the concert because my very best friend well enough selflessly gave up his spot for me right Priceline and it's all documented right on Twitter for everybody to look at I took this opportunity I was like oh my God and then why am I not into consideration here I also said because Hassan didn't want to go because he was gonna afraid he was going to scab why are you saying it was such disdain like the service workers you're like I'm gonna [ __ ] film no that's not stopping me bro you know it sounds enjoying my Taylor Swift are you spinning the narrative thank you Leslie okay listen if you want to know the real reason it's way worse than that oh he didn't want to leave that's a very honorable that's a very very honorable reason one I didn't want to leave Kyle alone and two um and two perhaps even worse than that is because Sofi Stadium [ __ ] sucks they put it smack dab in the middle of Inglewood and there is no public transit there's no sorry there's no exfiltration points unfortunately for that reason when you go to that [ __ ] concert place the venue traffic if it's as big as it oh my God I keep burping let it out crazy good okay I'm done um as long as if it's a big ass event like the Super Bowl thing that we went to or if it's a big ass event like a Taylor Swift concert which is probably bigger than the Super Bowl that area is bedlam and you will not be able to get in or even if you get it in easily let's say by some Stroke of Luck because you're late or whatever you will not be able to get out of the area it will take you two and a half hours that's why I showed up at 2 30 in the morning is because it took me two and a half I despise that structure it is actually a crime in my opinion for public transit to not exist in that vicinity it is insane that it is a you know another another abhorrent awful scar on car Reliant infrastructure it's really frustrating there honest go ahead I went to Taylor Swift after wilnav selfish I think he's going to win uh Time person of the year after that um just get to the concert so I go to the concert cutie um graciously gave up a spot for one of us even though it could have been well most likely should have been um and I chose this outfit to wear that they also bought me uh inspired by reputation and I've been learning how to be a Swifty over the last month I've been very passionate about listening to Taylor Swift music and are you talking like this is a chore like you you just like oh I've been I've been I've been using building I want to show up to the concert changing was it good it was incredible yes it was incredible she it is so not can I can I just say Taylor was awesome she was incredible her performance was insane her her uh the the ability to stand there for three and a half hours um isn't is insane in itself but also to just be in that environment around 60 to 70 000 screaming passionate fans to see The Passion of everybody was electrifying wow it was such a cool thing to be a part of and just to think that she just I was just thinking like from her eyes my God you are selling out [ __ ] stadiums five shows in Los Angeles yeah back to back filling that Sofi Stadium she's she's there's 60 000 people in the stadium right now she's she's about to play oh my God today she's got a concert in an hour it is insane it was such a cool experience the suite was great we were on the floor uh uh next to the stage the view was great the music was great she played for an insane amount of time from from eight uh her cardio has to be incredible to 11 30. I uh I've been listening to Taylor Swift ever since what songs do you like it was the best uh I like a lot of her old stuff but there's a song that I like that a lot of people don't like or maybe they don't like it's not as popular called Hey Stephen oh my God I love Hey Stephen hello Hey Stephen I do like I do um my favorite song at the concert was look what you made me do okay you made me do look what you made me do look what you just made me do look what you just made me ooh look what you made me do look what you made me do now this Taylor Swift concert is over and we're no longer going to the Taylor Swift concert where cutie Cinderella I have to say something what's that unburden yourself I don't much care for a Taylor Swift I'm about to go to the concert in two days are you kidding me unburden yourself Hassan you don't like Taylor Swift I don't I don't much care for it are you kidding me the top 40 stuff is great I think but it is in like her body of content speak on it King wait do you feel the same way will I feel the same phone no oh you guys oh it's true Mark said Taylor Swift is K-pop for white girls and he's right oh her lyrics touch us dude I was going through the worst breakup of my life in 2010 speak now speak on it she literally got us through so many times Well I swifties can I be real listen to her words and I'm gonna ask you a real question yes do you listen to that much music yeah Taylor Swift I do I actually do I actually do listen to music you really think that she's like a better Lyricist than like a Mazzy Star or like okay thank you fair okay I don't I mean I think she's a fantastic leader so Have you listened to All Too Well 10 minute version like listen I don't think listen I don't think she's a bad musician I think she's a really incredible musician and I think that she has some songs that even I am like okay this is a Bop yeah but you but that's also like it's impossible for her not to this is like concocted and elaboration The Cult of Personality now around Taylor Swift is so insane that like it almost it's it's like I get an uncanny valley where I see people and the way that they react to her and I almost feel like I'm looking at like David koresh in like Texas like a cult leader like and you will rise and everybody's like well eyes I mean I don't want to say like I'm a sane Swifty but like I don't give off that crazy energy but I just like recognize how much her like songs have changed my life it's just like like I like I can preach Taylor Swift she's not one of the normal ones but like also I would die for her I wouldn't die for Taylor Swift well I mean maybe oh my God like no because I recognize that if Taylor Swift died that would be like really bad so if I could if I could I could see that Taylor I feel like it would impact the world can I can I say something let me say something before people get like really agitated at what I said I don't know if Taylor is guilty of any of raised fans exactly I think she's she's doing it she's proverbially diving in front of the bullet for Taylor currently she's literally like no no it's I'm the crazy one it's me hi I'm the problem it's me that's what she said she's a tremendous musician and from what I've seen of the live shows incredibly impressive on the level of Like a Rolling Stones her ability to live perform so in that element I do think she's great I just don't know she's it's like One Direction the worship of her entire catalog down to like these very minute kind of most what I would call Q Anon level conspiracy theories are so strange to get in the car and we'll just listen to Taylor Swift together and I can show you all the other ones you know this is the this is the argument that you're you're gonna get from a mad person I'm mad I'm just beginning my journey as a Swifty no you care about yourself too much no and you didn't and you also didn't go through the phases of breakup when you were like a malleable impressionable teen where like she spoke to your personal experiences so it's far too late for you to I'm getting I still get chills when I listen to Lips it's so fun I was I was listening to that same song I don't know if Marshall get this Marsh is probably the only person who knows this band but like to hear swifties go through breakup music and then my breakup music is like death tones you know what I mean like just evil Twisted dark [ __ ] and they're like I'm sad you're gone and it's hard on me and my music is my music is like I watched you change that was that was pretty good Taylor Swift song impersonation there's a song called Last Kiss off of speak now and I listen to that song so it's gross no no it's about not our last kiss like you know I never thought we had we'd have our last I think I worry about kisses it's more of just like it's very it's like so sad and I would be like it I related to her music so much as a 17 year old 16 year old I'll be honest yeah and I related I'm related to Nine Inch Nails closer you know what I want to [ __ ] you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside let me nothing you do will bring you closer to me titles let me tell you that's the lyrics I connected you know what I use during a breakup Dean Martin he's like he's like I'm learning how to be a Swifty so dude no shot you listen to Frankie be so sad I want to die but time goes on and this soul will keep on turning it's a song about spending one last night together knowing that's your final night with one another and let's just pretend that all the bad things that have happened to us don't exist anymore we're just gonna uh spend one more night if you weren't gay you'd [ __ ] so many old women people who listen to Dean Martin yeah wait but I think I think I think Dean Martin transcends no no he doesn't yes he does um I'm gonna be honest not a single woman I've slept with gives a [ __ ] about Dean Martin do you give a [ __ ] about me Martin no okay but I don't know I don't know who that song was nice and the sentiment was beautiful you would never if we pulled up Dean Martin okay for the patreon episode we're gonna make you we're gonna forcibly make you listen to Dean Martin yeah would you if I was obviously until you were begging us to turn it off I think Leslie brought up a good point though thank you ultimately what we can all fall back on is that everybody has different experiences and Taylor Swift's music obviously speaks to an experience and you know what maybe Hassan we can just agree on the fact that it's not our experience yeah I do agree I want to say I was the just even though I will sacrifice himself I was the just person of the three of us to get in the Box maybe if I had seen the magic I would have maybe my eyes yeah what are you talking about what if we what if we fell in love with Taylor Swift's music I will say I was already still over here preaching Dean Martin you it clearly didn't take no no I I can I can I have I have enough room in my heart for Dean Martin and Taylor Swift no you can only have Taylor Swift Taylor Swift you can thank you yeah we don't we can share and Elton John yeah Swifty's gay people who she dates what do you mean I'm a saying Swifty um there's a lot of crazy yes okay cutie is a game so it's like different are you a gamer she's a Galer a girl and she was fellow Swifty and I'd never been more upset I was like are you a Galer [Music] we might have like picked up more uh Taylor maybe like my impression because Taylor Swift wasn't even on my radar until cutie started painting a picture of what this community is like and maybe that is worse she comes she comes in hot with a lot of power because at one point you were having a real conversation and she said well it's the fifth song on the album and we were like well that is the thing what you can't do that you can't even like I'm insane Swifty and then do she's like a bit massive Easter egg like hunt she drops hints yeah you know who else does that you know who else is that Q Anon that's that's who like oh the bread drops the breadcrumbs we gotta follow them it's like you don't know but but it's true with Taylor yeah she actually doesn't like you know she'll letters in her albums and like she'll like hint at things five years in the future then bam she's like I'm like like five years later she's like look at what I did five years ago is there any proof that she does this yeah yeah okay so she does do this oh intentionally she loves it she's talking about yeah she does it deliberately which is why she's partially responsible for the Mania of her fandom that's fine saying I am one of the I'm a very big and I'm a sane one of us I didn't even know you were Swifty that's how I was saying I don't I don't like Taylor Swift I talk about it like once a day that's not much okay that's fine once a day get it out just get it out you got it you gotta get it out once a day you're gonna have a great time at the concert I think we spend too much time on Taylor Swift I agree I love Taylor I want to talk about something I didn't mean that I I would like to talk about something else yes I agree that's happened recently I want your take yeah oh um recently we have discovered or maybe not discovered depending on how you feel about it that aliens are just a thing potentially I haven't thought about this actually there is there is testimonial that we have the pilot and there has been a lot of Declassified footage of UFOs we have a body yeah that's what that's what it's claimed that's a claim but he said it under oath that we have the Mad people lying to Earth all the time true but he's like isn't he very that's why but that's why I want to talk about it okay I want to talk about let's talk about it yeah now my first question is do you believe and then we're going to talk about that each one of us and then afterward if it is real are you changing your lifestyle at all well how threatening are these aliens supposed to be you don't know how are you reacting well my first thought is that sounds well I guess if I had to put like a percentage on like how much I believe that sure and the guy's under oath and he's supposed to be pretty reputable yeah I mean I I guess I'm just curious like what what did he see but he can't say no he's he said that the the the government is in possession of UFOs the pilot the pilot like well no the tech the the full thing was that it was non-human biologics as in it could be bacteria it can call it the pilot he well like the pilot like the captain a pilot of a pilot of a UFO yeah oh yeah it's that spicier okay go ahead but actually that's terrifying no but like I mean it makes sense since those are their life form it would shock me that that life form would exist the way we perceive it in like a sci-fi movie sure unless the producers of these Sci-Fi movies have some sort of government connection and from the beginning of time that these that that that we originally conceptualized what we thought an alien looked like like gray man yeah they they knew what did they looked like and that's why we reverse Stanley yeah right so from the beginning they've always known and the government has been feeding us the the look of an alien so that when we see it won't be a shock oh maybe they did that so that when it does come out that they're aliens you don't panic because everybody thinks it's made up that's and that's the mindfulness but there's ET and then there's like the arrival aliens you guys remember arrival the movie with all the pods that come down in the way I imagine it closer to that than like okay but they exist but why are they going to attack us but no one said that I'm this is all up to you guys now this is I think they're gonna attack us would it be sex with them I've been asked would you yes well let the record show yes I would okay that's true they could have some sort of sexually transmitted disease yeah they could turn you in you with an alien they could have Spades all right what's Spades space AIDS oh my God yes that's true that's very true and we don't have there's no prep for that no none of that but the aliens would have prep for that alien condoms they probably would but I'm very serious if if tomorrow the government does come out right the Pentagon makes an official statement yes the allegations are true have the pilot okay alien life forms we have the craft do you live your life any differently no no well well can they show me the pilot they declassify everything is he this big they do what then it depends on how do you want me to give you you want me to give you a scenario how big the alien how much I'm changing my life do you want me to give you do you want me to give you a scenario yes yes okay okay so if it's human size are you [ __ ] it they declass they declassify everything okay it's humanoid respect humanoid bipedal humanoid gray man type big eyes big head and they are capable of Intergalactic travel that's all we know and I'm changing my life a little bit but how well how many are there they just have one single guy the dead they just have the dead pilot and then I'm deeply fascinated I'm watching alien videos every single morning instead of the fear excuse you lost a viewer damn it [ __ ] okay is the insinuation well that like because if if you know these aliens to be real you now well it's it's so that God doesn't exist anymore and so you change your life for that reason we don't know that but it is kind of that same dilemma right what if someone gave you undisputable evidence that God is real is your is your lifestyle change because if there's indisputable evidence that there is intelligent Universe elsewhere in the intelligent life elsewhere in the universe does that change your day-to-day life at all does that change how you live not really does that change human beings aspirations to reach for the stars I think that changes as a as a p as a as a race I think we I think we aspire to learn more and know more it's not our nature to know more about these things do you think that we can aspire to more at this point I don't know is Humanity trapped in our in our own filth and ignorance I hope that we can find the Fountain of Youth what okay I think that I think that by meeting these aliens we can unlock some sort of cosmetic so what you want more than anything out of aliens is the ability to live forever yes see that's an honest answer Hassan how do you change your life okay first and foremost I think that the UAP Congressional hearing was uh filled to the brim with some Kooks the guy that came out and was talking while he was had this shit-eating grin was most likely delivering [ __ ] information uh no bad sorry she's just eating Little Rock it's not a chew toy um where was I yeah I think that the UAP conversation is uh is interesting I don't really trust the government on a lot of stuff like this uh especially when they've notoriously Declassified documents in the past where they've manipulated public uh Consciousness especially overseas by sneaking information about aliens existence uh in an effort to like do coup d'etats and things of that nature to drive the attention away to something else that the public would be uh more captive to um having said herself to believe Peter Pan okay so let's say I do believe that aliens do exist which by the way I do I don't necessarily think that aliens don't exist but if they had capability of coming here they would have to be an advanced life form and also on top of that they would have to like we wouldn't even be able to comprehend it with our with our eyes and and feelings and you know with our lizard brain which is not developed enough but I'd still [ __ ] it that's crazy that's where that all went so you don't know what it is but you're gonna stick your [ __ ] in it I'm just saying dude stick my Cog in it it would probably like laser zap my penis into the next Dimension how are you gonna make it be the greatest orgasm of all time I'd probably have to I would have happened so it's gonna blow your dick off and it's gonna no it would kill me it would be the the greatest nut orgasm to death if you if you could achieve the greatest orgasm of in the history of mankind would you and it killed you I mean we're talking about like Cosmic Oneness yeah like I become the Bode daisu yeah because I come so hard yeah it's an orgasm that lasts 37 minutes no it's an orgasm that lasts a lot it's an orgasm that laughs lasts an Infinity because you die in that same black hole you're just orgasming for the rest of time and it's just oh forever yes and it's like it's like a pig a pig comes I think a pig orgasms for 30 minutes straight really this would be infinite [Music] it can't be I'm not used to talking about these things Leslie about her orgasms patreon.com no you're so good I'm so sorry it's beautiful and natural and normal it is all right we've talked about aliens we've talked about Taylor Swift does anybody else have anything that they would like to speak about oh react gate no I'm just kidding Hassan I broke your door upstairs what wait did you not it's actually news last night I locked myself out of the bedroom and I couldn't figure out how to open it and so I just broke it I feel like I think it still works though I'm just gonna sleep I couldn't get the door open so I tried it with a credit card and I just opened the door and it eventually snapped but but but to my relief it still works and you wouldn't even notice it's not broken but that's how I had a book so it is broken I don't know we'll go test it I I went in and I locked it again and it still works like you would never even know but I just pulled it enough and it went and then it opened thank you for revealing this but it's fine though I think I think it should work but it's a security flaw you should probably get a fix is this like a security Vlogs inside the house but like you yeah Leslie what else is going on in your world I've been so boring what have you seen on Twitter not true tomorrow ladies and gentlemen tomorrow a final culmination of all things Leslie versus Hassan ABI comes to an end we've had a little bit of a back and forth my calendar two verses two versus two this morning he's like tomorrow I'm doing something with Leslie I still make it right lean back for you yes wait what is it next week who are the twos well well so far it's like me Hassan Rey foolish Ludwig ah frick we're still waiting on some yeses if you guys are interested in those kinds of things what what is it what is it okay basically it's like eight people and then you like will is only allowed if his partner is Austin well no it's a random thing why would you not like me as your teammate he's a big grumpiest face I've ever seen [Music] will doesn't like anything will doesn't like me anymore will hates me I looked over to see his reaction it was perfect All I'm gonna say is there is a Rivals event that went a little poorly okay okay just because we played we played a chef game okay overcooked who [ __ ] knows how to do this if we were playing football okay football football I put up 12 touchdowns okay awesome 380 yards pass I just want to put this in perspective it's an entirely different thing you want me on your team I was one hand catching on Thursdays yes amazing you want me leading up to the right any sort of any sort of athletic thing related I'm not gonna do it no I don't doubt that Austin can play games but what happened leading up oh I can't play games leading up to the rivals event though I asked you probably 10 to 15 times yeah do you want to practice yep do you need any practice right should we practice I know how to play these games do you wanna do you want to warm up at all and you said I'm just gonna go in raw yeah and honestly I don't think it was that big of a deal it was just a Rivals competition right yep oh yeah then of course will would make that face why the hell would you choose me that makes sense that's why I was that's what I was saying what are the games well that's what we pick them but like you know we do like you know valorent or like a plate up or uh keep talking nobody explodes spling it fling to the finish these are all terrible games what would you play [Music] sex scene I knew you were gonna say that wait they're sexy no it's a it's a [ __ ] off in Baldur's Gate oh how many how many ladies or gents can you lay pipe too soon really bang as many people as you want you can but I'm in a committed relationship with Carlock so I choose not I challenge Hassan to a [ __ ] off yeah you get rolled in a game it's so crazy that you okay yesterday on the broadcast I said something hey [ __ ] off yeah no it's not no I said oh you think he'd beat me if I had to [ __ ] a bunch of men and he had no [ __ ] gay man I thought he was [ __ ] straight women no I would beat his ass if it was [ __ ] gay women he was [ __ ] straight away I think you would still lose but you think I would still lose yes if you had a if you had to all right I think I I think I would if you're a [ __ ] gay man and he's [ __ ] straight women I would win Austin I think he would be able to [ __ ] more straight women than I could gay men yes you don't understand you don't understand it's past you don't understand wait anyway listen you just don't you don't do I not know who I'm dealing with no you don't no idea also but also that's the 5 30 tomorrow morning [ __ ] off the funniest part of this conversation is that it started when I said hostage you are you thank your lucky stars I'm not gay because if I was I would out [ __ ] you under the table you would have no more twinks left and he had the audacity to say oh absolutely not I I could you know I'm I'm in my Prime like I could I'll [ __ ] you his his two decades which I responded Austin I [ __ ] women which is significantly harder than a [ __ ] say is if this man ever came off his finasteride this here's what I'm trying to explain to you that's a good thing even with a performance dampener I'm still out [ __ ] you I'm just saying tomorrow morning 5 30 get in your morning oats we're having a [ __ ] off I can't believe you think that a good old-fashioned a hypothetical scenario I'm [ __ ] hypothetical scenario I'm a gay man now if I'm [ __ ] dudes that you could out [ __ ] me that's insane you wouldn't oh yeah his dick is too big too listen all I'm saying is right now right now Austin your rookie you're having an impressive rookie season okay you're having an impressive rookie season we're going this kid's got this job we're at this kid can Elevate okay this is Will Chamberlain okay so are you he's got the he's already in the Hall of Fame okay okay but but he hung his jersey up telling me that I could get there yes okay which is not today okay not so maybe if you work real hard what do I need to do do I need to go [ __ ] a lot yes okay yeah all right well I'm taking a little break I'm on injured reserve yeah okay yeah I'm fine okay but I just want to take a break because I've been doing it too much you know that's good you're right all right wow all right um but yeah no I I I do think tomorrow morning 5 30. [ __ ] off oh good old-fashioned [ __ ] up what about you and I could probably I'll [ __ ] me right now really no no no that was not an invitation no no I'm an old man no well you are not an old man I don't I don't have the Venom in my [ __ ] like I used to you still have it look up Venom I gotta get it out you still have it in them in my car the only hand the only the only disadvantage [ __ ] off you versus Austin yes talk about it on the patreon good old-fashioned mid-century Leslie how many hogs could you destroy okay well we'll find out at the patreon at patreon.com which is a good time to I believe throw it to it are we in an ounce right Leslie thank you so much for joining us Leslie thank you so much shout out Leslie other than the 2v2 competition you forgot existed no you forgot it's not tomorrow it's the week later that you try to put it on me and you're saying it could be like a 1v1 situation we might be on the same team oh and we will get destroyed okay I'll make sure to re-roll that if that happens yeah what the [ __ ] shout out your Channel and also by the way is on your door's not broken I didn't break it open I don't believe you I don't okay we'll check we'll test it we'll test it yeah that was fun but if you want to find out more go to patreon.com and see you on the other side were you just flopping your [ __ ] around like that I was in a room full of men flopping the concert everyone like five of you guys six seven orange school is very hungry [Music] no but like I dated a guy in back in the day he also like it was very normal for him to like helicopters with each other with the rose yes I love I I missed out a lot of this they would never take their [ __ ] out God you would have [ __ ] so many straight guys in a fraternity yeah because really yeah experiment no experimental boys big time is that a lot big thing when you put a gaggle of men together and there's a lot of testosterone [ __ ] gets gay real quick real quick a two-man threesome is that's gay yeah it's not gay if you guys socks on right I literally had a guy that I hooked up with say that

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Published: Tue Aug 08 2023