Taraji P. Henson & Tracy Morgan Take a Lie Detector Test | Vanity Fair

I am NOT the mother we're going to hook one of you up to the machine okay and the other one's going to interview you and then you'll swap understood okay who wants to go first I plead the fifth I am active mama is your name taraji Pete no it is not are you nervous right now no I am NOT we're friends right yes best friends no closer to you and this woman no I lied my name is Suraj you got real speed down no does that even exist anymore Oh II used to be a receptionist at the Pentagon yes are you still working for the government No how you know you're not a spy how do I know you're not a spy I don't have the time do you consider yourself the life of the party yeah if you want a date did you let the man what are you a drink no maybe you were named one of times mostly he's mark something something went wrong huh you would name one of the times most influential people of 2016 do you think I've been influenced you too yes you have thank you we just have to see if I was telling the truth but go ahead but you've been more influential I've been more influential oh I think we've both been equally influential how would you cook a good chili yeah do connect try it sometime absolutely would you trust my cooking would you ever go on a double date with me yes I Met Your Wife I could do that okay would you try to embarrass me that's hard to do you can't embarrass the embarrassed do you think it's safe to say that in terms of love and dating men I'm war savage than women I wouldn't say that if you were single would you be opposed to dating a fan absolutely Wow if you spend it on the island would you rather have this co-star yes yes yes okay or this one oh I have to pick one well this one you make me take I got a pig I have to pick one yeah you have to pick one she's my oldest friend I can't I can't you know an empire oh damn it my wife asked me where you had daddy we need that we need to try attach them to a lot of texture see if it really was a shovel bomber that's my girl my momma okay and then pi u stars cookie Lyon and own a record label if you were to start a record label IRL you know would it be the first person you sign will be do you know who the first person will be I'm Mickey Miller this artist out of Chicago okay can you sing how do I would you harmonize with me right now come on the closer I get to you okay but you was singing in the high register you were singing then Roberta Flack you need to be bass more berries Oh after this is done I'm gonna let you hear it I did in the studio oh excuse me you know how I do I see okay you hosted SNL with musical guests Mumford & Sons yeah have you ever listened to more food do you need one of their songs okay I hear going laughs see this was easy I can't tell Eliezer that right sir you been in a few Tyler Perry movies right yes did you ever ask me to be in one oh he may yeah I don't know ever had this you know we haven't sat up and talked about you okay well it is possible he doesn't think I'm funny I don't think so I don't think that's the case he might think you don't want to work with him have you ever watched any of my stand out yes you'd think it was funny yes I lat have you ever pretended to laugh at one of my jokes on set yes what about telling you I'm a truth teller okay oh he's marking something think you could do stand-up I think I can't any point in this interview did you lie we didn't catch it yes but I told the truth I came back and told them the question huh yes interview did you lie yeah a we didn't case you know you everybody in this room no no oh and I told the truth on everything except for the first line I've came back I'm gonna axe it one more time do the beat beat check it out - you keep on walking at any point enjoying this interview did you lie and we didn't catch it I know that's a lie yo see oh God I flew 3,000 miles again question is your name tracy Jordan no is your name Tracy Morgan Tracy what yes that don't move me you don't scare me is this your pic this is what what picture no oh yeah yes J bag oh he's so pretty like chocolate he'd been writing lots and shoots that out Tracy I just want to make a note of that you grew up in New York right yes so do you consider yourself a New York cop all day long and what's the most New York thing about you what's the New York thing my accent the most New York thing about you it's my accent when I speak say cherry Shelley berry New York do you think New York City is better than DC nope same soup just to do he wrote again he turned a frequency up just want to let you know okay well we don't need to know that okay would you say your character on 30 rock tracy Jordan was based on the real you yes pay attention hey buddy here even in the episode where you try to stab Conan O'Brien no thank you um so you were on SNL for eight seasons seven do you think I'm funny enough to be on SNL again yes what are you writing buddy that's truthful uh do you are you lying sucker no so you really think I'm funny yes and you think I'm the next big thing in comedy yes I think you can't be he writing off I quit lion Tracy watching his movie open am i the funniest female actor you've encountered No you're one of them you start in the Tracy Morgan shelf for a season would you ever want to be in a sitcom again a sitcom again no is there a sitcom on TV right now that you wish you were on no do you think if I had a sitcom it would last more than one season I would have to be a civvies you have more than one tool I'm gonna ask that again I said maybe he didn't hear me take to ask me meet eject maybe kidding here if I had a sitcom would it lasts more than a year no not a sitcom so am i funny Tracy yes but you need more than a sitcom you need a series that's what it is it's funny it's like the old gee I've even what is fun do you think I could have a comedy franchise a successful comedy yes don't worry about we read he write good stuff big big question marks Tracy would you ever do stand-up on a college campus no do you think I have what it takes to be a stand-up comedian yes do you like me crazy love you I don't like you I love you you know that see he nodded yes this is the first time you told the truth of this damn thing you said love are you 100% confident that I'm not just a figment of your imagination you know so funny no you're not a figment of my imagination it's advised EP Henson he turning things up and Oh buddy I don't know do you think there is a meaning to life do you think they're ruining modern dating do I think they're ruining money yes with technology yes at any point during this interview did you lie and we didn't catch it when we repeat it yes yes to the question or yes repeat it yes please repeat it you'll add about that look at the thing arm lift it up at any point during this interview did you lie and we did not know I did not lie it ain't nobody test Oh Tracy Tracy Tracy I quit you and I want

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Length: 13min 21sec (801 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 06 2019