Hello folks it is Barry here, what are you
doing, do not mind stuart you know what he is like sniffing boxes welcome to my virgin
kitchen we are in the youtube space with Emma Blackery too we are tasting some treats I
have been sent from Taiwan from a Ye Fan, Yvonne Chen, they are all in date, they are
all down here, are you excited? I am excited. There are some in here that I have seen that
you are going to love, I love everything. First up is something called lonely god, cannot
believe there are crisps called lonely god, potato twists and they have an angel on the
front cover. How can lonely god be the translation for
anything, is that something to do with doctor who, was he not sometimes referred to as that,
doctor who style crisps, a tardis comes out with Peter Capaldi. We can actually get inside the packet, and
we are inside the tardis then we should just go to Taiwan, they are tard crisps, they are
beet tard crisps, watch emmas video and you will know what I mean by that, stop it. If she edits that bit out you are doomed! Kind of weak, there is not much to them it
is a poor smell if there was a lonely god he will be disappointed with them. Maybe that is why he is lonely. Maybe he invented them, he offered everyone
the crisps and was like no going round yours mate. I was about to stuff them in my mouth but
thought, nope too far. Oh quite sweet, a real sweetness to them,
very sweet yeah, I am getting the loneliness but not the godliness, that god would not
be lonely for long if he handed these out. The lonely god of sugar cubes or something
like that, you can read Taiwanese, amazing. Lonely god I bring them to field trips when
in elementary school, ok, so they are definitely not lonely then, you like them, they are genuinely
nice I am now the lonely god. If you eat too many nobody will speak to you,
when you have that much power you become elevated from humanity. People will acknowledge you. You have grown by a foot now, there we go. Next up is mini egg rolls, so little rolls
of egg, they look like little cigar type things, wafer kind of snappy biscuit thing, I believe
I have had those before, the regular size is about 20cm this is a mini package. That is not helpful, that prepares me for
nothing. Oh nice, sealed for freshness, all the way
from Asia. They look good, they look like what you make
fortune cookies out of, possibly, yeah think you could be on something there. They are fortune cookie rolls, look through
it and see your own future, wow, crumbling, that was more crumbly than I thought, I was
expecting the snap, it tastes just like a fortune cookie, just crumblier, much more
crumblier, pretty good guys like a brandy snap but softer, I am getting a hint of egg
to it, yeah it is a mini egg roll, like a fried egg rolled up and then baked or something
like that. They are great. Next up has no English on it whatsoever which
is extremely useful when you have 3 english people reviewing stuff. This is apparently a quai quai a ki ki maybe? Coconut cookies, I hate coconut, I hate coconut
too, so brilliant. No English and it has a bucked teeth pirate
on the front, holding a traffic light, and they are all green, he causes accidents, he
runs around, he just runs around like a little scamp saying you can go now, you can go too,
hahahahaha worst traffic warden ever. They look like quavers, puffy coconut quavers,
they look like warts, wartsits, yes! Another hybrid, they have this horrible sheen
to them, do not know if you can make that out at home, very shiny like it has a syrup
on the top. Lets get this over with, yum, urgh, you do
not like that, it has just gone, it is not the coconut its also just like a potato, some
sort of opps, Its coconut! Oops! Its coconut! I think they shininess is the coconut, there
is sugar going on, a sugar outer layer and then the minute you get through that it sort
of disintegrates. Stuck in my tooth never to return, but they
are not cookies, that was a lie, you lied! Do you Taiwanese people call cookies crisps
or something let us know down below and all that stuff, we need to know, lies all lies! Next up are these peacock biscuits, what,
oh they are nothing to do with peacock. It would be amazing if there was a big peacock
in it, there is not dead bird lol. That is a shame, looks like some sort of cracker,
just looks like a normal biscuit doesn�t it there is a peacock, just the logo since
1969 before that he was a man, it is just a biscuit, it does not seem to have any butter
so it will not be a moist biscuit, like a crispy biscuit, look at me working out the
biscuit I am a connoisseur oh my gosh little bit damaged in packaging they are a biscuit
and they snap, I wonder if they are cheesy or something. No just a biscuit. I just inhaled whatever that was, whatever
it was is right up my nose, wow I am getting a very subtle flavour of mini cheddars or
something. Yeah, coming through right at the end, oh
they remind me of the little sticks you would put in chocolate dip, they taste a bit like
a stick. Not bad a little bit of cheese running through
it, this whole video is me eating while you guys describe. I have noticed a thing with the Taiwanese
stuff you eat them and they disappear into nothing. Yeah, the minute it hits your tongue its gone
and evaporates, where is it going let us know down below. Next up by select 7 this appears to be two
types of jerky, we have chicken no we have not we have beef and pork, oh yeah there are
pictures of the animal. A pig and a unicorn, I usually avoid animal,
are you a vegetarian, mostly, I say mostly but for me I cannot really turn this down
because it is Taiwanese, I have never had jerky in my life either, oh really this is
the first time, I feel quite privileged, no no it is ok I eat fish sometimes I do not
know what I am doing, definitely going to have a cow lump, oh my god, is it hairy, oh
no that is the fibre stuff. Not like pork scratching when you get the
hair on it, oh god it does not smell to good this is not the best way to baptise yourself
into meat again, teriyaki cardboard to me, yeah here are the pig strips, very processed,
yeah not liking the pig one, it does not taste of pig at all just sugar, oh no there is an
after taste it is not so good that, it could just be rubber that, possibly, it is sort
of a sugar rubber, but the pig did not need to die, we will build him back together nobody
will notice, in the field, the farmer will be fine with that right, we need to have a
talk Barry, you know that dog your parents said went off to the farm. Next up is noodle oodles, has a prince on
the front, not prince the singer, or the fresh prince of bel air, oh no it could be the fresh
prince, now this is a story all about how my life got flipped upside down, and then
noodles, that�s it then noodles is how it ends. Little prince noodles original flavour, oh
little prince it is the musician, flavoured noodles no need to cook them apparently, we
just stick them in our hands, and then into our mouths, they look like the worms you find
in your dogs butt, but not my dogs butt princes dog, looks a bit like toenail clippings, oh
herbs, escaped from a pot noodle without being cooked, that is really nice, I was expecting
something a bit Bombay mix, oh man you probably could put them in water too, yeah, not sure
if it is chicken but there is definitely some sort of stock thing with herbs crunch loving
it. Alright so we are letting Emma finish off
prince that could be taken so many different ways, we are now going to have a pineapple
cake, which apparently is very popular in Taiwan most tourists buy them and they do
different types of sweet and sour ones, excited by this guys? I am still enjoying prince in my mouth, I
like pineapple I like cake, trying to avoid the prince innuendos, I cannot swallow, prince
will not like that, oh man! Wow it is like childbirth, it is like a cake,
oh god flaky and spongey, good god, oh it has the syrup stuff in the middle, I am going
to let you guys break that up, mr kipling would not be amused, come on pull some off,
pull some of prince off, join in Stuart, I am not falling for that one again! That was a hell of a stag weekend. Oh wow, texture is odd, very nice you can
see why the tourists go wild for that, I love pineapple so for me this is better than prince. Princepapple, no. Shut up barry, the hybrids are just there. You are not going to be able to make a new
cronut. Purple rain purple rain. Lemon cream wafers here, very bland packaging
like a tesco value thing going on, that is it, Asda value I am eating prince again sorry. Can you finish prince off, its ok prince is
done, prince is done. It took a while, he is smoking a cigarette
down below, right I thought you would never offer, what was this again, lemon cream wafers,
you can smell the cream from here thought it is like there is a lemon tree behind us,
really artificial lemon though, it smells just like the Kentucky fried chicken cloths,
we are just about to eat a towelette, I just inhaled half a wafer up my nose, so airy,
you cannot taste as much lemon as you can smell, very mild and soothing, yes it smells
a lot more lemony than it tastes. I like it quite nice to eat, edible cleansing
cloth from an indian restaurant. It should be rebranded with an indian man
on the cover presenting it to you on the plate rather than just the green and white packaging
take it up a notch. You are selling it good, that is why he is
an entrepreneur , that is good I liked it. Dried radish cookies, Taiwan I love you guys
this food is amazing so far, that is my disclaimer, except for jerky, we should be ashamed, the
pork jerky was awful Taiwan, it is awful and you should feel awful, but the beef felt good
it felt like real animal, felt good what do you mean, I just love the texture I do not
know, it felt good, I was just getting in the zone with my r Kelly moment I always have
to have one of those, dried radish cookie, my mum said she ate them often when she was
young, this is really useful information does not tell us anything about the taste, the
same packet since 1974 oh wow they do smell kind of Asian if I can describe it like that
kind of like a soy sauce smell to it, they look like little wall tiles, you can tile
your house in these, but do not as they will rot eventually and you will eat your own walls. Nice flavour coming through, they are really
good actually, it needs something to dip them in, yeah it needs something, you get a little
soy and ginger sauce that you get from asda or something. I was a little bit disappointed with these
actually I thought they would have a little more spank in it, a bit more oosh, a bit more
radish. A bit more radish and spank, where you going? Think we have lost emma stop thinking about
prince. They are slightly sweeter than I thought,
too many innuendos, so apparently nice biscuits but not as good as spanking a radish, yeah
if you have a radish and slap it every hour twice and hour you get the same satisfaction,
needs more spanking and prince, needs more prince! Oh they are so gummy, haha last up are these,
that was like the queen saying it, leave me alone, last up are these things called fruit
gummy so they are hopefully a sweet end to this Taiwanese taste journey, gummy baby. Says +qq on it is that not some sort of instant
messaging system, sponsored by aol messenger, you put them in your mouth and can communicate
with a friend, they just look like a big boil, yeah it does look like a big boil, can you
lance that please yeah it looks like a horrible burn, is there bits in it or is that the light,
no its supposed to look like an orange I think. Hmmm that is good, really good, firm, I think
it is grape rather than blackcurrant actually, it has a spank to it again, oh for god sake. Spank a horseradish with a gummy vibe to it,
they have grape in asia a lot. The orange one is good you guys should try
it, yeah ok, break it in half, just try and tear it its going to go urgghhhh come on now
it is so gummy, there you go take that thumb, there we go sharing is caring, sure you want
to taste that oh wow that is good right, haha you did it in the style of a gerbil then too,
it is peach flavour not orange, it is you are right peach, that is why I like it. So there we are then guys that is our food
journey of Taiwan if you want to check out some more videos we have done together check
out Emmas channel and of course Stuarts channel what do you think guys, I miss prince, haha
best conclusion, I wish we had more prince, needs more prince, peachy just how prince
like it.
