Everybody got
their Bibles? Yes. Nathan's gonna
meet us at church. [ Flames crackling ] [ Crackling continues ] Come on.
We got to go. [ "When It Rains It Pours"
by Luke Combs playing ] [ Music continues ] Mother[bleep] [bleep]sucking
piece of [bleep] I can't believe this [bleep]
No, I'm done. I'm done with you.
I'm not dealing with
this [bleep] anymore. ♪ Sunday morning, man,
she woke up fighting mad ♪ ♪ Bitching and moaning on and on
'bout the time I had ♪ ♪ And by Tuesday, you could say
that girl was good as gone ♪ ♪ And then, when Thursday came
around, I was all alone ♪ ♪ So I went for a drive
to clear my mind ♪ ♪ Ended up at a Shell on I-65 ♪ Can I get $20 on pump 7 and, uh, one of those
number 9s? ♪ Then I won 100 bucks
on a scratch-off ticket ♪ ♪ Bought two 12-packs
and a tank of gas with it ♪ ♪ She swore they were a waste
of time, oh, but she was wrong ♪ ♪ I was caller number 5
on the radio station ♪ ♪ Won a four-day, three-night
beach vacation ♪ ♪ Deep-sea, señorita,
fishing down in Panama ♪ ♪ And I ain't gotta see ♪ ♪ My ex-future-mother-in-law
anymore ♪ ♪ Oh, lord,
when it rains, it pours ♪ [ Instrumental break ] ♪ Now, she was sure real quick
to up and apologize ♪ ♪ When she heard about my
newfound luck on that FM dial ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>[ Music playing over radio ]</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ And it's crazy how ♪</i></font> ♪ Lately now, it just seems
to come in waves ♪ ♪ What I thought was gonna be
the death of me ♪ ♪ Was my saving grace ♪ ♪ It's got me thinking
that her leaving ♪ ♪ Is the only logical reason ♪ ♪ That I got the last spot
in the Hooters' parking lot ♪ ♪ And the waitress
left her number ♪ ♪ On my check with a heart ♪ ♪ She picked up
on the first ring ♪ ♪ When I gave her a call ♪ ♪ And I only spent five bucks
at the Moose Club raffle ♪ ♪ Won a used 4-wheeler
and three free passes ♪ ♪ For me and two of my buddies
to play a round of golf ♪ ♪ And I ain't gotta see ♪ ♪ My ex-future-mother-in-law
anymore ♪ ♪ Oh, lord,
when it rains, it pours ♪ ♪ When it rains, it pours ♪ ♪ I've been on
one hell of a redneck roll ♪ ♪ For three weeks now ♪ ♪ And it all started on the day
that she walked out ♪ ♪ Then I won 100 bucks
on a scratch-off ticket ♪ ♪ Bought two 12-packs
and a tank of gas with it ♪ ♪ She swore they were a waste
of time, oh, but she was wrong ♪ ♪ And I was caller number 5
on the radio station ♪ ♪ Won a four-day, three-night
beach vacation ♪ ♪ Deep-sea, señorita,
fishing down in Panama ♪ ♪ And I ain't gotta see ♪ ♪ My ex-future-mother-in-law
anymore ♪ ♪ Oh, lord,
when it rains, it pours ♪ [ Instrumental break ] ♪ When it rains, it pours ♪ [ Outro plays ]
Has anyone else noticed that he is using the term "when it rains, it pours" incorrectly?