TABS - Beating Your CRAZIEST Custom Battles in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator!

all right everybody band room welcome back to totally accurate battle simulator now if you haven't noticed we've got a new update and it does a few different things by changing up the mod workshop now I still think it would be far better if you did Steam Workshop because I've subscribed some things and they haven't loaded but what I wanted to do today was check out the most downloaded in the craziest custom campaigns that you guys have made in so far although I've subscribed a few we've got a few here so let's start with a cold war 3 then we've got someone and if you guys ever make a campaign or challenges put my name in it so I can search for it like so go to the workshop let's search for Baron barons challenge leaders we've got in tag blitz myself and fortnight battle Royales from hell so the cold war 3 starts with the club and I think our first strategy should be the bone mage now if he can loop them all together come on mr. bone mage oh how many are left alive only one oh god please don't get smacked to death he's gonna get smacked attack well clearly we need our guy to not only group them together but also to try to hopefully smack one of them okay he got one now who's left alive who's gonna get up oh god we got 5 seconds he's too fast come on I got victory oh my god I'm actually really surprised because I didn't think I was swinging oh I did the bone mage ok this is brilliant now this one is called the Guardians in the guardians it's like a square in a square square ception oh my god I know how to beat a square you know what I love your formation it's beautiful I'm gonna mess it up with a war elephant the tanks of the ancient world the mammoth is gonna distract most of the bone majors are gonna be right there unless something pops out no that's not even the cave level you gave me too much money I don't know man I don't entirely know what they're up to but this one I felt like I had a ton of money as well don't care how many bone Manges you have if I can get even enough spear throwers good sir the Cold War is about to be over there's one guy left and he has absorbed so many Spears on a shield he can barely lift it but you know what maybe he's one of the strongest of his tribe at least until he takes a spear to the shoulder blade oh there's oh it's an ambush okay this makes more sense we're getting pushed from all sides I was like there's just no way there's just no way that this is the mission I like it surprise attacks cool alright brilliant brilliant well done gentlemen just defend our flanks they're everywhere they're closing in don't spear the dog we need the dog oh my god is that all right I'm gonna you think no I definitely mean get one all right there's four of us left against one of them get the last shot yes it's amazing I didn't really mess with first person but it is definitely the best feature that I didn't use for probably the first 50 hours after release it's crazy alright they've got a formation here and I want to see oh well look at that it's an ambush in the forest oh I still don't know why this isn't a secret unit okay so they've got a phalanx formation old school old school tactics alright I did a Delta V formation I know you guys are probably like wait a minute baron this isn't Kerbal space program - because we're not changing the velocity or whatever to get into lunar orbit no it was a Delta V formation well look at this guy he survived a lot of spears you did really well oh oh all right we got him dude in this amazing eye I really wish I remember visiting landfall in Sweden and I'm like oh man I'd love to put it remember when they were dinosaurs and I was like oh man it'd be amazing to have a raptor in the gate and oh where did that come from it's a freaking hand wash of course and then we'll made a raptor I got them in the foot but that didn't kill him okay we got incoming oh oh oh wow did you see how well he tracked me okay good I've never been a bone agent first person who sprint does work oh I was trying to do it but our guys are just too good when you take first person control it's amazing the things that'll happen okay we've got the same ambushes this one's the tribal king so what are the things that I did this time is knowing that I'm gonna be ambushed from the flanks I'm gonna dispatch a little army on both sides to see look at this I like this one let's go ahead and start her up well that was interesting I pressed go and we went on this side okay we lost one of no what is happening to the shield guy come on boys take him out take him out what's going on with the main army I I'm expecting my woolly woolly mammoth oh my God he's absorbing friendly spirits and then he died would he crush this guy this guy is buried under the main with us remember the mammoths shield strategy those were early days of tabs okay we've got a few more don't here we go see sometimes you got to take direct control if it's to be it's up to me oh god oh god oh god oh my gosh it's so it's like ten times more fun when you do first-person all right this guy's stuck behind who's gonna get the last kill hopefully me ah imagine if tabs was multiplayer and there was a hundred of us and each of us had control of one unit and it was a free-for-all drunks unless there's gonna be hobbits pouring out of the fields I think this one's gonna be pretty easy three archers on the bridge two on the side come on boys just why didn't anyone shoot at this guy why didn't anyone shoot at this guy I used to drink unusual potions out of glass bottles then I took an arrow to the shin but this is crazy I even have access to secret units naturally I'm gonna pick one of my favorite units all right if I'm gonna fight these guys I'm gonna need at the teacher oh I don't have a lot of money all right entirely ranged strategies let's take this guy out immediately took him out some of the random bolts kept going they weren't aiming for him remember they were aiming for look at that we took out three just in collateral damage to Tuco new has to be one of the coolest units and pretty sure was like a specialty in Age of Empires - I think they're making an Age of Empires - like definitive edition oh god this is actually a lot of enemies left well there was until right then oh god don't jump unless I was the last one they jumped up to unbelievable alright I had to take command of this guy so he wouldn't fly off the the back of the map here and I got a little more archers here so I think we're gonna be fine I still am surprised there's not regular crossbow men in the game but it's not the best did the true code new ever exist oh god that's bad this is bad okay there's three of them in a row I need to find a defense to hide behind oh they're right there alright gentlemen you may fire when ready you already fired the first salvo Oh God we need something better maybe frost Archer oh god that's not good I think we're gonna need mail eggs I really wonder why I'm not faster than this haha alright fine if you can't beat them join them we got big pointy sticks you got big pointed sticks we got big pointy sticks their coach your leader your pointy sticks have more points but ours are longer and stronger and as a result I believe that the Macedonian palings easily is dispatching this farmers rebellion when I say easily it's actually not easily at all are we seen a changing of the guard that's absurd man oh look it's wheel bear on the go and look who it is a wheelbarrow man there's two of them are there three no just two all right gentlemen I am your Lord present times and fight for me this guy's got a nice wheel barrow he's got a big old apple before without an organs oh my god he dispatched half of my army including my squire oh my god the Squires trapped and he's flailing around this guy however is stuck on the rocks and I hope he stays that way okay we've dealt with him no we haven't where's he going oh there is that's not good stop him and stab him hit him with the stabby part stabby stabby oh my god yes okay now it's this guy left in it oh I forget that they have apples the Squires somehow still alive the apple thrower is not very accurate he's able to trip them up at this come on boys do your thing oh no he broke loose until he spilled over we got this I can't entirely tell what's happening because it's just a mob in the hay fields guys I get that pitchforks are used to like get hay but geez when is the Scarecrow gonna be a unit I guess here he is speak of the devil the Scarecrow devil and now I saw that we've got hobbits in the woods well gentlemen if they're going to be approaching us in number we just need to have more arrows give them a volley and preferably take out that scarecrow man maybe if oh I would love to see some of the crows all right in his head it'd be really cool to see the crows get hit with arrows I I don't know if that's possible the girls definitely did some stuff come on boys pick your targets there's a lot of hobbits I know I know oh my god this is bad this is bad there's a lot of hobbits there's a lot more hobbits they're picking us up they're taking us to Isengard I'm gonna run over here hello oh my God look at that they're like velociraptors guys hobbits are the new velociraptors remember when it was the Viking head butters oh god there goes my army milk was a bad choice in my milk I mean archers I don't know if I shot one of them or one of us oh my god that's terrifying it's a waterfall we'll use one of your own to lead my shield wall lots of shields to hopefully block some of these incoming crows I'm not entirely sure if that's how it works or fingers thing magically delicious and just blow everything up the Viking brawlers may not be the best of fighting Hobbit but you know it's a learning experience in this campaign mode remember you guys made these campaigns oh god he's still alive and we're dying well Renaissance always has an answer for this musket men they've got like one of the farthest ranges of firing come on take out the crow guy okay good we took him out the crows are attacking our Polly archers that's not good we're probably gonna lose what about a painter rush led by a fencer okay I actually have a lot of faith that this is going to work oh okay yeah Musketeers let's just shoot through our men I thought we're supposed to not do that but I guess if they're the peasants then maybe those four et toi team musket means just just don't like it this one I'm pretty sure the Scarecrow was voiced by blitz I can definitely recognize that oh my god it's just it's just a mass like panic attack going on over here the painters the Musketeers it's getting sloppy and I can't even let go of slow motion oh come on you guys got to take out that guy we've got to take out the Scarecrow man or else this is we're finished yeah oh my gosh that was so satisfying I got the final musket ball on him come on take him out please please please please please there's too many of them left alive okay good good good we're silencing them over here we've got to fall back behind the rock walls gentlemen general retreats has been called oh nevermind no mana I'm brave Leary situating myself it's totally fine oh I missed I missed this guy in look at this he's like a raccoon he's like I grabbed on to a shiny object sir I don't think that's appropriate what did you hear that hey the name of the map Oh God okay well I went with the da Vinci tank this time if you're using Alma the best way to defeat Alma is with heavy ballistics cannons muskets and then some balloon arches for good measure yes I understand that is not heavy ballistics it is the support look at that he's like he's trying to shoot him in the air gosh the silly of the units get I feel like the better they are four tabs in just the more interesting and replayable that tabs is overall I really wish that I'm hoping to see this with custom campaigns is that you can create units then you can create the custom campaigns with those units now that would be a splendid experience because I can only imagine the things that people could come up with like I'm thinking UFOs I'm thinking like like like cherubim like little little like what do you want to call those guys on Valentine's Day the the little angels with the Cupid the Cupid's man he's got wings and stuff those guys are dead it's game over brilliant oh it's a raid and they've got men on a bridge well let's try this I see you have a lot of men maybe balloons will work okay we killed one and sent the other three to moon the king okay yeah we've just gotta watch out for their archers okay I'm gonna try to counter them okay got one just gonna knock it shot I had one job there we go got one of the archers the other ones too distracting those guys guys look look to your flanks oh yeah oh yeah where are you going what are you doing all right is there a unit over there is did he fly over there all that that's it was a frickin it was a trap I've hit him twice all I missed I gotta get him airborne don't swing that sort of me oh I'm stuck on his sword okay hold on it is that what is that why this one's called a raid is there a knight down here no he must have just fallen okay all right I couldn't really afford Chuco new so we went with some traditional archers and I'm realizing that what I've got to do is counter snipe their archers and I think we should be fine oh I missed that's not good and we're down we're down a lot of guys I see you looking at me good shot okay is the Knights alive yes okay we're gonna win this time yes it's a victory he's called scout and I'm gonna send him to space I feel like it's just the it's just the thing to do we'll race oh my god slap him while he's flying slap him when he's flying how is he still able to kick us kick him while he's down okay pet boom all right dropping him on his head lift him up again he's distracted by the painter the painters making a masterpiece until he got knocked unconscious by the metal Maul of the Knights foot he's got a lot of help doesn't mean how did that did you see that that arrow went through the night men and some crazy stuff happening oh my god he just flew around us arrows hmm all right I made a shield wall and then I've got one Archer here long as they don't shoot at me oh come on I missed my shot it was it was ultimately important I think but honestly we've got it we've got it regardless are my fencers survived they took back the other guy and they're really good at dodging them I really I think I under appreciated my god knock him off down that I under appreciate defenses look at how fantastic they are Oh God it's an exact you exact big execution why was I true anyway alright let's see how a jouster does against the catapult hopefully he doesn't get hit by the stone he got exactly hit by the stone but oh my god the catapult died though I think we have a chance to win oh the catapult got killed by our muskets they must have shot through some of the enemy units and the jousters doing his job oh my god that was the best I've ever done in one of these war war never changes but I guess the battlefield tactics do look at this it's marvelous I know exactly what I would like to do alright I've got two lines of muskets this one's supposed to fire first at some different targets oh come on I think we hit three and we'll god it's an ambush you gotta be kidding me how did I not see this coming Oh war does change guys you bring out new creations yes I see you have a bunch of sharp sticks well we've got sticks that shoot sharp things at incredible speeds and look at this these musket balls flying by these guys all these beautiful painters paint in red paint the field red gentlemen you may have fire when ready and victory oh can you imagine who are the first guys that like we're carrying swords on battlefield when they met muskets I want to know was it the last name right was it Tom Cruise oh okay Spartan well I challenge you the fencer a tale as old as time who is the greater warrior oh he parries he leaps back and he falls but oh the Spartan is not as graceful and he faced plants and in so doing he Falls with his shield collapsing on him and the fencer stabs him with the pointy end in the bum for snakes huh one gesture alright the joust is gonna go one way and then I've got to see my ID if they're able to block snakes let's see they do block snakes but the snakes still alive that's the problem now how's the jouster doing he's doing fantastic unless he decides to go fishing if he decides to go fishing we're going to have a problem slapped him with a poor knee and yes all right how are you guys doing oh my god they're getting eaten by alive by snakes so cavalry is clearly the way to deal with snakes oh the unbreakable barrier challenge accepted that's just a typical test phalanx formation with some snakes what does well against snakes horses I need to put a painter over here to distract this ballista the ballista means date him with this first shot I had $50 left Oh God the ballista is aiming in a horse oh that's gonna hurt so bad okay one horse is already down oh they missed yes okay now there's a lot of Spears still up but I think now that they've broken formation oh god this man fell from his horse he just got wrecked yeah needless to say that Spears and shields are still pretty good against these guys maybe we need to go with less less is more all right one joust oh and a couple of fencers we saw how good they were their martial prowess shall lead them to victory once the enemy's formation breaks come on stab him gentlemen oh dude it was like the Game of Thrones scene where like Jon's fighting in the horse just comes by who wrecked somebody right next to him oh god yeah I'd say that as long as we take out this ballista in a proper fashion here preferably soon oh gosh yeah this just you hear that mr. Anderson that is the sound of inevitability for victory remember Spartans were easily dispatched one-on-one versus fencers so now we have superior numbers they've got five and I've got six I've got an extra one all right at the first salvo we won I'd say the second salvo they're winning though yes get them in the back oh god we've got two left Oh what I think what it is is they pair what the painters because the painters are the cannon fodder units and the fencers take a whole hot glogg do see that we didn't lose a single man oh god its Artemis how does one beat Artemis now Artemis has the best bow ever created or that ever existed what's better than bows why don't we use bows anymore Artemis Oh ah that's right we have gunpowder gentlemen you may fire when ready goodbye Artemis Oh God the Renaissance faction just I wonder if this was made before the Renaissance faction I don't know I don't think this is a good idea Oh God one head-butter can take out multiple fencers Oh actually I don't know we're gonna win this we're gonna win this handle it we lost nobody it looked like we lost them oK we've lost to two Musketeers three no this money's alive all right you guys have created some crazy stuff let's try another one so now I want to try the one that you left for me Vikings hard baron Oh we'll see about that the Vikings flank oh wait okay so I've got set units can I delete them no I can't that's kind of cool we saw this a little bit in the campaign so Fighting's hard and I can use anything including secret units there's head butters over here and we just saw that fencers did very well against the fencers are like teachers but cheaper well that's really how we're gonna have to do it they do have a yarol out there now that I see so I need to have what I need to have is my guys to win enough of these individual battles or oh so that my spear throwers can take out the yarrow from the flank asaurus rex okay we're doing okay there's actually still a fencer live over there how about over here none of the fencer survived everything I set out died but no I I do have one fencer oh my god the yarrow he's just kicking bud all right I shall take command of this Spears fire Oh God he moved in I was very inaccurate totally inaccurate come on boys hit the yard with the spear that's like the first spear he got okay haha brilliant okay this is Vikings hard guys I have $2,400 there's a Viking army in an ancient army I've got $2,400 now I'm noticing that there's no shields over here you know what I'm thinking of course you do archers now over here I need something to mess this grouping up alright so check this out what I did over here a banjo and a lot of arrows what I did over here some shields I put an archer on the side I don't know why I had the money and then a hobbit the middle because the hobbits are always used as the honorable sacrifice oh that poor man and look the shield's blocked the first salvo in The Hobbit absorbed a lot of them so the hobbits are going to Isengard as long as this chieftain gets in there and messes up enough those Vikings with shields boys boys it needs you to do a little bit better okay archers archers it's your turn it's your turn fire from the flank hit those spear throwers hit them all shoot them dead Oh God oh I missed yeah this is a problem because there's still a few shields left and there's a lot of guys coming oh he's dead Oh long live the king oh god oh god oh no I press the wrong button well uh yeah that was accidental I put an ice Archer out there oh god did we you guys how did it not work this time no it didn't it did we we've lost summon a reload rate is slow remember the rock doors are working we're winning on that flank and losing wall and doing them not as good on this flank it's very interesting how just the slightest change but that's the beautiful thing about the air there is you can play a battle you can line them up and you'll see different results almost every time Oh God okay oh god you cannot miss with your arrows that's just inexcusable right now okay I've got a run behind something there Spears coming boys okay there's four of them left three of them and two of us Oh God got one I'm just gonna hide this is scary okay it's 1v1 oh good these Easy's coming he's coming oh no I missed oh where is he going hey what are you doing back there friend yeah tell me about it oh god I missed in Saudi Oh God ring around the Rosie okay he missed now alright I can't do it my boat wasn't lined up properly okay he missed alright sir this was a valiant fight I look at look at these eyes good night what who's left alive Oh what he just randomly shot and we won okay that was crazy said that's the fun part of our campaigns when you have to play first person okay so the Vikings hmm I'm gonna hit them with heavy cavalry from the flank gender Minh and muskets musket snipers from atop the rocks in a fence to join them though and the song joins the aim of the tribal faction in their battle of the Vikings sure look at that oh my god that was just the cavalry gotta like they they got stuck on each other okay fencer oh okay well I think we're actually losing this is not this did not work out as I kind of planned it to if we don't okay we took the yarl off but still there's a woolly mammoth oh my god okay yeah that was a bad idea I'm not gonna bring that much cavalry cuz they all just plopped on each other alright there we go a lot more muskets cuz I forgot that of course you guys gonna have flanking forces okay the first musket salvo from the left went the main formation didn't oh they're getting hit with musket balls as the goes through the night wasn't hit by friendly fire I'm pleased to say we do have to work to walk out for a little bit watch out for the flanking army but I think that our muskets can deal with the mammoth oh I love it I'll mow it oh there is the Titan of the ancient world the tribal tank oh oh of course and all all the muskets the guys that are really good at destroying big sacks of meat are aiming at the mammoth it's really sad and all the spear throwers are all up in his face oh he fell on his belly and he died and that's a victory for us for suckers at Stamford Bridge hold on now how did this work battle for Stamford Bridge okay so there's the story about a great Danish Axman blocking the bridge it sure seems like it well the Brits were known for their long bows right let's see if that works oh god there's berserkers I totally forgot well that's bad Stamford Bridge was lost okay battle 1 all right we'll send a knight hopefully the berserkers will all aggro to him instead of where they're not supposed to go alright maybe this will finally work okay the night versus the Berserker Herald had Rotta himself who I know from civilization 6 our archers are doing their jobs now as long as we can take this Berserker out before he jumps ding it it's over oh my god where did that one come from yeah all right we have a makeshift force of Knights giant halberd axes and we've got one musketeer back there because why not and all of her men are absolutely getting absolutely routed right now hold on yeah the berserkers are just so freaking good I guess we could fight fire with fire oh the musketeer didn't even kill them well if you can't beat them join them and one night because you know what you need to have a night if it's about British people oh cool our berserkers all of my army is dead I really don't know how to beat this one maybe we can punt them off the bridge Taekwondo do your thing come on Taekwondo please oh my god they've met they're not punting they're not kicking it's a massacre all right we're gonna hold up the bridge for the mace spinner all by an absolute butt ton of Knights and yes their Squires pasilla no no spinner you're supposed to go after the freakin big boy oh come on we've got him we've got him on the ropes poise come on the spinner still spinning just not very spinny fast the berserkers killing all of our dudes it's one on one who is the greater warrior Squire m'q Stevenson or yaro Earl Ragnar Singh who's left alive someone in a pitch oh my god it's a miniature man all please Ant Man versus the yarl can the ant-man win I don't know if the ant-man can actually do damage can hit him oh my god wouldn't this be funny it looks like he's stepping on him Oh a man's sword got stuck for a little moment oh he knocked him down stepwise down I don't you know what I think Stamford Bridge is a draw it really is heralded righto the the Viking Berserker here just had no idea what was a who he's gonna fight and when he came across hand man so no guys thanks for watching another episode of totally Accu battle simulator remember if you do create a custom map or battle that you want me to play put baron in the title so I can search for it interestingly enough though we've been in here and like when we go to campaign and we do custom I scribe tomorrow I don't know what the issue is I guess it's it's still a work in progress and still not fully out so anyway thanks for watching and I'll see you guys in the next one

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Length: 29min 3sec (1743 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 06 2019