Suicide Squad Drives MauLer Insane | EFAP Highlight

don't do it Mo you have so much to live for oh I'll survive it I survived Gollum I didn't survive Kong true but surely the gollum thing that gives me some level of resistance AR you supposed to be a yank even I got the reference AR you supposed to be a y house Floyd mate you ever taken a vacation that wasn't work M you have a t of my conscious and isn't work yeah a little bit but it's a bomb on my soul in these trying times could be worse I could be like Boomer o what's that supposed to mean there is speculation that you may not bathe but merely cleans your Weaponry mate where my boomerangs Go I Go including the showers uh the dny everything yeah you're really not helping your case here this is him I've died and this is what my hell looks like [ __ ] hell Boomerang you smell n my boomerangs sometimes go to a shower and that's where I'll go if that happens you're not helping your case buddy this is hell this is my personal hell oh why are they allowed to have dialogue well I got some surprises of my own well I got some surprises of my own like dying apparently Daily Planet was once a Bastion of journalistic Integrity now look at what's become of it that doesn't feel like a king one of the highest callings one can have to inform others to shed light on misdeeds to gossip courtly gossip can't mean the difference between life and death even in my home the words of Lois Lane and Cat Grant are sacrosanct I am honored to have been able to pass through this space though I am disappointed in in the lack of treats you didn't have you didn't have to write that isn't Deadshot supposed to be white aren't you supposed to be stting your damn mouth kangaroo looking ass what because you are Australian okay so we Captain Boomerang you're on point recover the flash rer out thank you hear that you like better start calling me Captain Boomerang let's go g got they don't let you pause they let you pause cutcenes but they don't let you pause in-game dialogue Christ The Flash is wounded then where's the flash at genius you've wasted our time oh ye of little faith thing about Flash is he's a coward guy like H is a guy like me coming he starts quaking in his boots quaking too fast to [Music] see your Atomic vibration crap doesn't fool me mate you saved your life Green Lantern really gave you the bash didn't he I owe him a tinny even if he is a cop you can buy Lantern of beer after I put him in the ground wow this is about me and Flash get your own moment why don't you love how this sabotaging and attacking flash right now for past grudges when the world is ending and he's the only person that actually helped them in this area and like the flash was so wounded he couldn't escape someone with their foot on him nobody's pointed this out none of them oh thanks Lads the area is hot flash wants to stay behind hold him off what the [ __ ] if he gets captured I'll kill you myself you know I'm why don't they want to help him he's like the thing that'll keep him alive what the flash is being phased away I don't even know what you mean M man when the flash is only defense for a bunch of retards dirty movie I ever saw this looks miserable the gaml is really crap see this I spent a lot of time dreaming up how I was going to kill you with it yeah none of them notic this now and you're in for a world of a [ __ ] they actually thought this was funny he just accidentally casually chopped off his finger he's disabled my double jump somehow also don't have Sprint task force x what is happening in there look it's the gel explosion things that he had in the other games hey Batman wait what uhoh king shark just got King hit what okay are we about to get captured again and not killed this is so lame you ain't [ __ ] you ain't kidding time for us to check the emergency exits time for us to check the emergency exit got a lot of okay I guess I'm not allowed to go that way he up there got a seven cents for this stuff seven cents oh you writers you you funny funny writers they led me right to him kill him K not a threat at all still let their corpses strike fear into those who'd resist what's going to stop him come on pull the trigger you are kidding [Music] me the flash saved them twice of course Brainiac we're ready for phase wait kill them kill them she was right there you could have killed it a [ __ ] it's a ghost what she doing now trying to give us the brain spasms oh my God shut the [ __ ] up oh it works with the glove on what else are we going to destroy activate the threat assessment Matrix what you tough guys never seen a bat computer oh this is so well written explain yourself I mask my insecurities with drink and bad behavior task force x your new mission is to kill the Justice League how I'm not one of your Incognito browser searches what Incognito browser searches she the famous hacker forchan suit up and get out how do we beat Green Lantern yeah yeah right she doesn't like her own costume wait is it actually because it's too sexy I was thinking something more fashion [Music] forward oh my God you you need to calm down game you need to calm the [ __ ] down s kick oh honey yep of course I'm a freaking Superstar yes you are holly could you imagine calling her a sidekick the nanite injector she gave us came from there what that pigeon can I have control this helicopter has a cogenic weapon what okay okay Waller we bag penguin yeah it was so [ __ ] easy that we barely had to do anything it's so funny that penguin has the weapons we need in order to take out the Justice League and he could take out [ __ ] Captain Boomerang that makes sense someone said surprised you're promoting this trash promoting I'm already so tired of this like congratulations you've unlocked a new box of things for some reason it's us that's doing it not someone like Wonder Woman or the this is where we will be a new Intel what nobody likes an overachiever nobody likes an was say sweet next to escape never a true way [Applause] spoken what oh [ __ ] that was Deadshot that was Bight me shark they're just so funny come on get him out of stre w and on to the bus time's TI bro you [ __ ] there's so much light on my screen can you find us more of these little um Leno what that's the absolute worst name I've ever heard AOS com's Channel R named to Rick and the lieutenants I'll track them count on me oh man the pace of this dialogue you get me better materials I'll make you better gear going to have to fight for them so don't get what the [ __ ] was that you're dismissed what delete and Purge years I worked for you [Music] Lex that so awkward wow that's a really effective deleting that's what you might want have engaged her immediately in my home father would never I'm your daddy now shark um I'm I'm your daddy now that goes for all of you I'm your daddy oh they said it twice oh no you shot the monitor wow three bullets in the whole [ __ ] thing fell apart I love how she she could just take control of this place but no she just to destroy the technology in it when if you remember are like a little obsessed with getting the access to the information here use the equipment for your benefit is war [ __ ] [ __ ] shoot yourself what are you doing it's a chair what are the jokes on the Australian guy just going to be haha he's from Australia good stuff no no no no no no no no no no no it's not just that he's Australian it's also that he smells a piss don't summarize it as though it's silly he does smell a piss as well be advised Lex is awal in a power suit and Ivy's an ECOT terrorist middle schooler could you not tell that from the [ __ ] video of him in a [ __ ] power suit you could that that was news to you hold that thought kid why is she a kid a lot of people said she died that's why she's a kid it's like please think about what you just said like the writers chose to make her a kid why and I did it okay I put head ages ago try and show you later what's got her on this he's still glowing RoboCop follow the tracker Rogue city was so refreshing because it was clear the devs loved the IP a bare minimum for the project should not be hunting hating the IP probably wouldn't pass the test Rogue City felt like a Robocop game this feels like a different game I'm pretty jealous of not at all meant for this ipy but I mean to be honest with you I'm tired of this approach to any game not just this I find the [ __ ] like excruciatingly lame but I guess it's popular I don't know or maybe it isn't swag shark hold up it's a yep Harley do not touch us but you saying I can't really makes me want to you know Harley no a worth it yeah imagine they did that the other way around huh is he only team then going to enjoy this okay anyway what I was trying to say was he's got all of his fingers's Charlie artillery Cannon is still gun one gollem won the argument yeah he really was in here why why haven't they mind controlled him he'd be a pretty [ __ ] useful Ally for them well hey there sleepy head we've got an interrogation to get back to what has he been doing think I'm just going to let you walk away you already let them destroy the turret for no reason man so he didn't use this before when he was crawling around but he used it now remember I'm guessing this will disable the flash but I can why didn't you use that before bro holy [ __ ] get him do you like how this is just I have an anti flash tech there you go they like all missing him or some [ __ ] he's not even moving he's just dead then it's about to blow up isn't [Music] it yeah okay why'd you look at that why can't you do this to all of them now please I'm begging you Al if you guys noticed the heart is pumping while it's pors that's strange but all right how are we going to survive this why isn't he taken our hearts yet I don't know how she did that surely she's not as fast as him Wonder Woman bro where is Superman where is Batman where is brainiac where is Green Lantern is this not the most important thing that's happening right now they're all just mysteriously disappeared that would have killed him yeah if she takes a [ __ ] punch to him at that speed that flips him out of his whole thing like yeah he's [ __ ] dead but why wouldn't he have seen her before she could do it that's what they commented on it earlier right not even a sniper shot can get to him it's like you may as well mail him the bullet that's the the joke the meme Wonder Woman's fast but she's not the flash it's funny as well because they written Wroten in that [ __ ] Tech Which is less cringeworthy than that but whatever you you can't resist right you have to kill us Diana we have to Die to Save the World why Barry probably should have just done that to begin with bro hang in there if you are who I think you are why is Lois [ __ ] Lan here I hope you don't make me regret this it's awardwinning journalist Lois Lane now what the [ __ ] going on she's a famous DC character why wouldn't she be here there's a balcony exit in Perry's office good luck why did any of this happen [ __ ] is going on flash is alive give me one good reason why I shouldn't terminate this program intimidate whatever man like what why did she oh you you guys should have killed the flash you [ __ ] lucus should have killed the F and we almost did because Lex just had a device that thing in your hand I want you to make more four of them we're going to keep capture the Flash oh wow that was definitely not at all easy to figure out what he was saying the game is just so well written because we're like encountering the flash mole and it's like man we got to beat the Flash and then Lex is like don't worry I have anti flash device and then they use it and then they just shoot at him and it doesn't do anything for some reason and then he kills Lex and blows up the the device and then some guy appears right when we've established that there's no [ __ ] way we can kill the Flash and he's like I have a device that I can make that can definitely uh disable the flash like oh wow that's great let's do that surprising that the tech guy doesn't care at all what's just been injected into his head as well by the way greetings Metropolis oh God resenting the one the only Captain Boomerang and help what did I tell you I'm no one's sidekick lady stole my phone that's a feral offense I'm smiling you're right terrify the bastard perfect like you can be funny you can write it so that something could happen that's interesting they just keep refusing they're like angry at the concept wow wow guys you duct taped Lex's anti-p speed force to hickey back together oh you've all got one who hooked you up first to fess up dies last I did want to grab you one at a time and run fast enough to burn the skin off your bones friction you know ouchy but I don't need to touch you to tear you apart so let's play like you actually have to wait for him to get out of this mode before you can use the the counter on him so you have to listen to this [ __ ] at the beginning of every time you want to fight him we did it guys that was [ __ ] close and painful and awful but we did it that's honorable Warriors we will show proper respect to this Fallen Hero by show a little class man that holy [ __ ] congratulations makes sense the gods have cursed you in every other way guess you got what you wanted Boomer too bad no one saw it yeah well I saw it all right look I'm not going to make a big deal of it oh thanks we really appreci I've prepared a speech it's pretty weird to like not only do the whole pissing on the flashes corpse thing but to also recognize that it's [ __ ] [ __ ] to put that on your game but then to also have them stop because they're so shocked by how big his [ __ ] is like what what the [ __ ] they really think they're funny with this one huh God I hate this [ __ ] tool tip [ __ ] too like please slide upon Landing three times like how about I don't [ __ ] want to how about every time I do you reset it eventually anyway go away I got something special in for why are we here like now I'm like we ended up in the parallel universe because Brainiac accidentally sent us here do I misremember the cut scene do we fall into like a that was created by someone else also why the [ __ ] did he just shoot that I didn't even [ __ ] process that for a second why' you do that so glad we collected a new teammate to spout more cringe dialogue if you're talking about the [ __ ] toy dude this is something I want to talk about people were saying that um you shouldn't be mad put that sniffer to work shut the [ __ ] up we got here I'm no blood hound here to sniff out Clues [Music] boomerang but no no one else has been here now let's see how long we can go without saying anything all right team so the it would be prudent to commence our evacuation before the enemy forces arrive let's see how long we can go without speaking so the what I was going to talk about a lot of people were saying that do think W will give us for this Lex oh this guy you want to jab a neck bomb in yeah Boomer cuz he's not a freaking kid people were saying you shouldn't be mad because the suicide squad killing the Justice League you may find it unrealistic but the fact is like they're going to get all of Batman's plans to take out the Justice League which is something the people are on board with Batman is written so that that's something that he can achieve it's something acceptable something we've seen in other instances so I would argue that you know like that that that is actually relatively reasonable and something I was actually looking for context on I was curious if we were going to get Batman's resources or whatever we've only killed the flash all we did with the flash was we tried to fight him and failed twice got saved by superheroes like twice or three times even and then someone turns up by chance and gives us a weapon that lets us kill him how has that got anything to do with Batman's plans that we stole and so I was thinking like you know cuz there's a way to write that but I I don't I don't see how that is indicative at all of that kind of writing in fact the way we beat flash was [ __ ] cuz we got those tools and then we didn't even use them correctly in gameplay so um you know curious that that's how people have rated this [ __ ] this is why I wanted to play it as well so that we can't get like random nonsense comments about it from people who haven't played it which is precisely what they've accused uh different people including me of like well I got context now [ __ ] and it's not helping cuz the writing in this game has been pretty shocking so far no we are still within the pardon my dust pH of the terraforming continuing the analogy consider these kuuan smart Crystal structures as the scaffolding um [Music] um I I uh am I just not allowed to play anymore how how do I how do I reconnect to the server in order to play my [Music] campaign [Music] you having too much fun oh clearly oh the game just kicked me out like you're not allowed to play it today like okay join our Discord oh yeah um okay oh oh cool there's no going back yeah sweet man I get to do the fun gameplay again what can I even say about this what what is there to say like you guys know exactly what there is to say about this it's like press F to pay respects to gaming I mean not all of it but obviously some of it like the fact that this is where we're headed uh for a lot of mainstream AAA quote unquote stuff is [ __ ] sad absolute trash in the middle of playing something that I was just expressing how I wasn't really enjoying cuz it's so repetitive and simplistic and then I get pulled out of it because they're like well you're not signed in properly and then they just let me continue but I have to restart it's like okay sure man I get to listen to all your awesome dialogue again this is going to be great or I could dialogue volume zero there was a certain Artistry to gollem stupidity this is evil cringe slop how does it feel to see your favorite franchises go down in flame yeah I know one of them ones that's why that's why the description has another one bites the dust people worked on this like actual humans yeah in theory Waller out you owe us and I'll repay you in full we go on then you owe us the people who he got you into this universe what do you mean you owe him all back to K's money in it's not for his dude probably uses offshores offshores you know SE Bank oh sometimes I can't even tell if they're trying to make a joke I actually can't your friends are Beyond saving how many more lives will be lost while you try and fail I do not need a lecture on morality from a shark that's just racist friendly reminder we're on the hottest difficulty that for some reason is essentially piss easy until random spikes it's a classic sign of pure fun in a game is there even at least a way to skip gameplay for money dude the [ __ ] music too I've been integrated into brainiac's Army for weeks now [ __ ] music might have to investigate where what the hell you know Green is my least favorite color buddy damn fr's going to be pissed music's having trouble again I'm up CU you're busted ass a home for this world G up going us to do some FY confs you okay Gabe need a hand this is it now chance to actually H the the Polish the sheia Polish what's up Lantern what's up still feeling fresh and relaxed yeah that's what I thought not so easy in a fair fight is it that was fair fight y look pathetic four [ __ ] CS to down to know when they're punching above their weight I mean you lost going to go from wallers prison to brainiacs wait what shouldn't that be something he shouldn't say nah didn't you hear we're out on good behavior oh we are not is that it ship's honked off about about Lantern we're out on good behavior good way to pretty sure this is not how this works it's not even [ __ ] on what's going on I love how he's just this is just happening none of this makes any [ __ ] sense it's just happening all of these different aspect and they're trying to treat this as though it's a huge epic moment when we're all just sitting here like what the [ __ ] is going [Music] on you have to be joking Just Dropped In The Water now the [ __ ] Green Lantern's ring is just off yeah bye we just needed it temporarily for the Shar to just control it when you can't do that and then then just breaks the shield in one place and I guess BRC won't be able to fix like what the [ __ ] is going on Waller Shield's down yeah apparently what ack acknowledged she didn't even [ __ ] want to know what the hell happened did she not see the giant Shar did nobody else see this the ring almost killed them all we were so close are those Green Lantern Underpants like branded pretty sure that's not how Kryptonite works like like him being that [ __ ] close to it it doesn't need to be that much closer to do something the Kryptonite isn't on yet why what is this like we keep pretending like it's just that that's it but then Wonder Woman and Superman's fight just keeps conveniently Landing right in front of us like what's do you want to settle on what the [ __ ] we're doing here oh that's the actual fun e see not that doing it again just hitting him with a shield the fight hasn't been very creative has it it's been slam slam slam slam slam slam you're like yep yeah okay kill us all like pathetically trying to crawl up the staircase and I also love just the suicide squad just being like we're on pause we're not allowed to do anything right now she's with us why why do you like Wonder Woman so much but you hate everyone else what why oh well that's that they pretending like they can't do anything you've got guns you've got he's been he's he's he's got an open wound with kryptonite on his heart you could probably shoot that you could literally do anything you could get her out you could actually have Boomerang walk up to it touch her leg and then [ __ ] speed force out king sha could tackle understandably he's Superman but they're just doing nothing they're pretending there's just nothing they could do I am actually willing for them to try something for it to fail as well but nope they just got to like oh what is going on why does Harley care so much since when was when did this happen when was the Harley Wonder Woman thing it should have don't try to talk it should have thought the four of you couldn't achieve anything they The Flash basically killed himself after protecting them and then they killed Green Lantern just because they had Batman's Tech I don't even what am I supposed to make of this oh no she is melting she's probably just bushed right her heart has stopped beating what is happening why are we so sad about Wonder Woman but we didn't give a [ __ ] about the others I actually have no [ __ ] clue what is going on here you went out like you lived all looking sharp what the [ __ ] never listening to us you just stood there didn't do anything task force x get inside Jes she spent the whole scene just climbing up one step for five minutes just like [ __ ] I need a hat like shut the [ __ ] up the amount of effort they put into Harley being sad about Wonder Woman died I actually can only conclude it's because they're both women that's that's literally it there's no other reference she why didn't she care about the flash like this saved her personally twice Wonder Woman didn't even save them from Superman she was fighting him adjacent to what they were doing you know what I mean you could definitely argue that it's like oh well she still died trying to stop a man who would eventually kill us maybe but like again it's just so much more distant than the flash stuff Wonder this is written like such garbage right it's like that you see Brainiac has mind controlled Superman so it stands to reason that when we stabbed him in the heart with Kryptonite that he may have had his DNA changed and so we need to capture Batman to analyze his DNA to see what changes they made to Superman I need to speak to the people who wrote this and be like did you think that was like intuitive or you just you just not from Earth never been more desperate never have I been more desperate to watch Batman absolutely murder the [ __ ] out of a a bunch of people like feels weird man but we're here at 20 times combo and higher your last five Critical Hits had 25% of their damage to the next Shield Harvest attack am I the only one here who reads stuff like that and absolutely [ __ ] goes brain dead like fulls asleep at 20 times combo and higher your last five Critical Hits add 25% of their damage to your next Shield Harvest attack okay just like yeah sure man it's the only option I got so I yeah sure I guess I'll just throw that on [ __ ] it do you guys ever get the sense when you watching me that I know what I'm doing cuz you really shouldn't I'm just saying like if you think I know I'm going play how to play this game I don't proof this beautiful creation is the Batmobile no you hold off the slaving hordes I'll do some digital SP my [ __ ] God I'm going to drive to a place and you've got to defeat the enemies that spawn around me to see what's what Bob's your uncle I do not have an Uncle Bob yes I don't have an Uncle Bob yes will we each be a signed an uncle yes uh how you feeling about this game you guys feeling better or worse about this game since you've seen me play it I want why does the gameplay movement look like playing Crackdown on a cod zombies map I don't know this has become the way games are made for these kinds of games well my non patented all frequency scanner will find Wayne's garage door and open it to Sweet oh uh I didn't rage any nearby alien scumbags too yeah of course that's a own issue comrades describes it as a ISS the game's basic gameplay is a issue we eation to let's go look in another ho and I found three caves where your man bat might be so you got to check each of them or get lucky but it couldn't be that you just know where he is we have to do the horde we have to go to the place and do horde go Place do horde go Place do horde in the Harley Quinn show Ivy died and resurrect straight back as an adult no kid also the founders of rock steady left in protest of this game that wouldn't surprise me at all and yeah you can easily resurrect her as an adult you don't have to make her a kid I don't know why there he is right for the old Bush wagon what is our strategy all bust the door open you guys [ __ ] that's obviously not Batman you want you want to go into a small confined space why why do I have to do this can't they just do it I can watch them die Robin was here I do not think he won that's C Robin talk about cutting out the Met man all Robin is is a is a blood stain on the floor you know what I mean the game like wants to pretend with the the sentimentality of like the tiniest of scenes even the the whole of Justice right they have like the what these Heroes mean and stuff and then they'll have oh Robin didn't did live what he went in his robe how I guess they cut out the middle man just a blood stain and somehow they didn't notice that when they came in I guess but it's a joke it's so funny they're all so funny but they're saying let's leave Bo Hing on spooky gas till Batman turns his what loser so we're going to have a sequence where uh Batman applies the fear gas to the the suicide squad team and so you know they're they're going to be facing their greatest fears and so in in Captain boomerang's one uh he's going to be calling himself a loser um because and that he's smelly and then he's Australian so yeah we we thought that uh we thought that sequence would work really well you want to come from me bat come from me not my parenting what come for me don't come for my parenting God these lines suck they better for us think these people no man what a boss fight I had to jump and then shoot and then jump shoot was on us surving the toxin shoot and then jump and then shoot Jesus God she's really heavy hundreds of millions of dollars to create this experience ah more like dark B you know cuz he's really small shut the [ __ ] up time for the offensive outfits time that's that's what time it is no more clowns we take all of the ransacked grave outfits we will see the rest of the game through with this [ __ ] The Best For Last right look it's Batman does this not summarize the attitude of this [ __ ] game I am vengance I am oh cross for a Twist to the end of the story that being all four in Arkham Asylum are profoundly [ __ ] and game was all in lehe head oh I'm sure that'll make all of this fantasy so much better from the perspective of the devs having like explored this [ __ ] dude the game thinks it's so badass like holy [ __ ] calm down how the hell you know what I don't [ __ ] hate this game your odds are better than zero yeah better than wa wa wait how much better oh sorry yep breaking up you did that joke so many times already you're going to die screaming at Superman's feet oh I'd hope so why what's up with his feet oh my God man you think you're a team now you're herd animals dependent on someone else to survive like you Harkness an illiterate alcoholic who's desperate for the spot and Floyd's a dead be dad Sharky is a freak will'll never be a real boy and I'm what was it oh yeah I never was too bright get some new material jerk off you know Joker used to be real good at hurting people with words but you boop even when you're evil you're still too good the [ __ ] is this a good run Brucey flying around Gotham punching bad guys clean up the streets causing long-term mental and emotional damage to everyone you know why is this happening it's our turn now now after as though they have any [ __ ] position to say any of this it's so funny like let's have Holly Quinn dressed down Batman Holly Quinn the villain doesn't make any [ __ ] sense trying to take some kind of like moral High Ground what he's been mind controlled by the way all we've been through but you didn't think it'd be me at the end no no one thought it would be you why would anyone think it would be you clown [ __ ] why would it be you hits are we done with your bad standup routine almost but you always got to end on your best joke time for us bad guys to save the world time for us bad guys to save the world as they execute Batman fully recognizing that he's probably one of the best if not the best person to have on their team no attempt to permanently restrain when they had the option to just just indulging in this [ __ ] Clown's interest in wanting to cause pain while also claiming to being like the the [ __ ] the one in the right here somehow yeah and they do this this this scene thinking what people are going to like this like yeah man a bloodied and beaten Bruce getting humiliated throughout the whole [ __ ] game interrupted on some of his most iconic lines all of his stuff getting pilfered by basically every character constantly insulted dragged around put in a [ __ ] Pokeball defeated in his possibly most powerful State an evil Batman with fear toxin with no limitations and he's defeated because Harley Quinn is crazy God they really wanted to make it so that she had like full power over him in almost every way shape and form just kind of cringe isn't it they can't write so they couldn't make any of this work and then we end up here Batman just executed on a bench and while they they're like oh this should go over well right oh you know the suicide squad right they like they you know they're like bad people so that kind of just works and yeah I wouldn't blame anybody for literally having a bazillion golfing flashbacks right now what a game topnotch non-stop brc's like wait a minute should another one of my dudes die God maybe I should do something about this oh he would have wanted this the real bad Batman I mean yeah he would have wanted this yeah is she about to make a speech about how look at us we're doing the right thing so technically this is what Batman wanted to be [ __ ] tied up and shot in the face it's like yeah yeah you know in a way it's kind of what he wanted just kill him please just kill him laser him boom done dead just kill him just kill him laser boom boom boom boom all four one line done separated at the Torso done easy thing ever God so terrible what a [ __ ] bad boss fight man Jesus absolute trash like just the four of us sent your ass back to Krypton C going to stay tapped out this time shut up Lolly drop bullets we killed Superman hell we M at the whole Justice League yep I'm calling it task force X4 Justice League and Brainiac zero shut up sure feels like we've grown as people from killing all these people you want a high five know what Quinn I do up high this game sucks how did you defeat my Justice League that's a great [ __ ] question mate giant space dildos ain't going to stop us are they fool Walla with the radio given hack I have no dude dude nothing nothing in this game makes any [ __ ] sense everyone's hacking everything according to what they need to hack at the time it's all they ever have there's so many different people hacking so many different things doesn't it [ __ ] suck how much of a waste of an IP this is how much of a waste of an opportunity it is and then it's like it's not just a waste it's active damage to an IP and then you just you sit back and think like why why why why why why why why are you so [ __ ] inep at least I didn't ruin the dawn have to keep him secret keep him safe this sounds incredible my God I'm I'm I'm genuinely shocked that when he said you ready to raise hell they didn't have toy I go whoa I think you mean heck adding your heck raising objectives now no need to Pace yourselves we'll keep going until brainy excess cool oh stop talking guys you ever seen a mission where we have a car that slowly moves to a place and we have to defend it from random hordes wellow you're in for a tream here has built as tough as a mail truck but the kids worked on it too antias and Stealth Tech Support software microwave shielding ACH chargeable EMP Jammer PSE guys this is going to be great you don't have to talk seriously aim for the weak spot I assume you can tell which part that is what the actual [ __ ] just happened so that's a Super Chat that applies to basically the entire game huh it's my mask he smells a planet like say Mars and making it habitable for humans but given the source of these particular terraformers I would say they're likely to have the opposite effect for that reason I would urge God you did you did you guys just hear that Brainiac would like to terraform and normally that's like making Mars like habitable but here it's like the opposite and for that reason we should we should stop this it's like oh yeah I mean also everyone's dead already like what imagine brainiac's plan was to make the the world a bit more livable or whatever it's like does that even matter compared to all of the death Woman Superman is [ __ ] Superman and Batman are dead Wonder Woman is dead The Flash is dead Green Lantern's dead she's like we should probably stop it The Suicide Squad hey A fitting Monica given how the next few minutes will proceed can make that joke about a million times huh it's it's funny because we've already encountered things in the menu that are like pay more to get this and it's like just go [ __ ] yourself all the [ __ ] fights are exactly the same they just take 10 10 [ __ ] decades to let it happen God is so [ __ ] Waller out shut up Jesus God why do they think people would like her once you've defeated all 13 brainiacs no no no no there it is I guess that's it it's as straightforward as that holy [ __ ] shut up so [ __ ] loud it just ends like that [ __ ] hell skip let it in as Batman and as Bruce Wayne everyone knew him everyone knew his voice always prepared he left a communication with the daily planet in the event of well it reads when I put on the cowl I became a symbol but I never stopped being Bruce Wayne citizen of Gotham remember that we are all handed adversity in our lives no one's journey is easy it's how we handle that how we help others that makes us unique that's what the Batman will always stand for how [ __ ] inappropriate at the end of this game we'll get through this holy [ __ ] and Batman goodbye wow you will be missed but never forgotten even the line about the voice oh my God I feel so how did you how did you know to do this but you kept everything the same about his death scene I don't understand an iconic piece you could say I'm shut the [ __ ] up constant talking constant notifications constant unlocks colors explosions quips talking good God the fight against Brainiac will continue in season 1 and Beyond expect new gear elwi and Squad members as you chase bradc ax across Des more DLCs content passes Services all ready to go that's how you play video games I'm sure it's wonderful and amazing and everyone's going to be so excited to do so oh just my favorite thing video games love them let me out they've solved so many of our society's ills broken democracy lagging technology toxic masculinity that's so [ __ ] silly that's what you need you feel a need to mention I love you put that next to Broken democracy feel like it's time we say goodbye and never play this ever again uninstall immediately and we we thank the things in our lives whatever they may be that aren't this literally just seeing someone spit on the floor outside you should be like ah isn't it great that that exists because it could have been this

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Length: 54min 36sec (3276 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 13 2024