Sugar Season with Chris Distefano | Soder Podcast | EP 30

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[Music] you know he's like but yo you got to be a man bro get over it I made a mistake I move on I was like I'm not like that I would be cowering in fear for the rest of my life how comfortably does Sergio sleep dude I I think I even have video of him sleeping he because when you're that tough I'll find it I'll give I just assume sleeping is easy because you go well if any problem comes in the room my biggest fear on in on the road is that I'm gonna be asleep and someone's gonna get in the room and you got to wake up but for Sergio yeah you're just like I got this dude I'll fully admit this it we don't do it anymore but like 5 years ago when I first started going on the road it was like my first kind of time on the road ra I would say that I'm I'm getting uh I'm putting Sergio and I in the same hotel room to save money but it really was cuz I was scared to sleep alone and Sergio in the bed next to me just made me feel I can't no one can hurt me yeah damn dude I was just doing that with like uh with like Shane and and Gary Veer I was just like I got great jokes in the bed next to me that's always what I thought but yeah I mean yeah that's got to be when you're like that tough like Sergio is you have to have a certain your anxiety has to be lower right on a certain level right on a very Primal level well the thing that I've noticed about Sergio and other people that I've known I've got to know a couple like people in the fighting community that they're all very Zen like they're all like Sergio will absolutely rip your head off and [ __ ] down your neck but then when you talking about mindfulness and meditation that guy meditates like two hours a day every day listens to sad Guru is all about peace and a lot of times Joe Rogan's like that a lot of times these guys because they know that they are a Human Weapon so like if I don't check this I'll be in prison yeah Rogan could kick my leg out and break it with one kick Rogan could break my leg and I bet he doesn't have half the anxiety that I when I hear a noise I'm like I like have squirrel energy like I'm like grab my little drink you're right cuz cuz we can't we know that we can't defend ourselves like I know my defense is being funny that's it my defense is if someone has a knife yeah I hope he likes Macho Man Randy Savage yeah yeah you're not going to stab me he's like that's pretty good I just worked through my Rolodex and voices hoping I don't get killed dude I took one Jiu-Jitsu class in my life um a Jiu-Jitsu class in Staten Island the guy put me was practicing the instructor put me in some kind of like arm bar choke hold thing and I was like it was just a maneuver to get out and he slightly slightly slightly just like tapped a nerve and I felt numbness go down my arm for maybe 90 seconds packed it up went home I said nope not not going to be a paraplegic dude I wake up from naps and if I sleep on my arm wrong and my arm is tingling I go I'm having a heart attack this is it like the had anxiety have to go sit on a couch and be like is my life in order is my house in order oh yeah well dude the best thing for me is I take blood pressure medicine now shout out shout out lardin 10 migs dude I've been hearing that's the way to go Andy Fury was just telling me that Dr Drill well Andy Fury needs to get his life together um but he was telling me if you're over 40 take some blood blood pressure medication I'm kidding shout out Andy Fury um um Dr Drew was like dude listen to me you're cuz my blood pressure no matter what he was like your Baseline blood pressure even if you're in tip toop shape is going to be bad you're too stressed out you're comedian you're on the road you're going to eat salt FS even when you think something's healthy he was like you know you'll go to Wendy's and just eat the meat and not the bun it's still not healthy like you're just an idiot you don't understand he was like so just take the lowest dose of low sardin just take it it's a beta blocker so it also calms your anxiety a little bit and lowers your blood pressure and dude I kind of it at it's working for me now but the first 6 months I think it actually made blood pressure higher cuz I was like dude I'm like on steroids I'll do anything I'll get stressed out I'll eat bacon all day with every I'm on Los sardan I can't have a heart attack and then I they checked my pressure and it was higher and the doctor was like what are you even doing and I told him I was E I was like dude I eat like 25 slices of pizza a week but it doesn't matter I'm on lard and he was like no that's actually not good and you need to check your diet and now dude when I take my blood pressure it's 120 over 80 like normal blood pressure really I'm like what the hell so shout out Dr Drew he told me to take these meds I feel like every commercial is a pharmaceutical ad now like on TV everyone but honestly I'm okay with it if I could take it too dude give it dude I don't give me Sky Rizzy I don't even need it but I want it honestly man all my friends are like you know they've been taking steroids for years like pimp pimpy knows these guys all these guys you know juice up they they all like take Viagra now and seis not for dickm just to get the blood flow to their like we're going on a cruise next week me my boy Patty fly balls little Debo Ryan all my like Queens friends and they're all taken Viagra now does that boat have any idea what's about to dude I'm literally going with my kids I'm going with my family and these are these guys single oh yeah it's there it's for my boy Pat's 40th birthday party 40th birthday and you're bringing the family cuz I was told that other people are bringing the family and every day me and Jazz go back and forth debating should we cancel should we not but my 8-year-old daughter Delilah is like if you cancel the cruise you'll ruin my life that's what she told me Delilah's eight Delilah's going to be nine dude Delila is going to be nine in on Sunday dude that makes me feel old yeah I remember when Delila being born dud and she's gonna be nine dude she's going to be 9 years old she literally is like it's she's like a little person you know she's like a full little said you would ruin her life if you canc said I ruin her life if you cancel the cruise does she know she's going with just a bunch of Juiced up ginso I told her I said I said do you really want to celebrate your 9th birthday with Patty fly balls and she was like well I want to go on a boat in the middle of the ocean they'll be slides there and you know she was like you know I heard ice cream the soft serves off the charts well the thing is now like I used to like if she was a little younger I could lie to her and be like it's going to suck whatever but she now printed out the itinerary she knows how to log onto the computer and looked up the cruise and hacked into her mom's email and has the itinerary so she knows there's a kids club there's activities we're going to the Bahamas she wants to go snorkeling she wants to do all these things so now I'm like all right well we have no choice we got to go and what is your youngest your youngest is like I don't care my youngest is three so she's just you know she's she just wants to chill dude yeah she's like I just just put my 13-year-old stepson Tristan he he does not want to go he's going to be in the Bahamas in a black hoodie sweatshirt with his phone out he really oh he's hitting that age he every kid man I mean that age has to be horrible to hit it was horrible when we hit it yeah for them to hit it with phones in the internet bro but let me tell you something so my you know stepson we I always felt like his he was a video game kid his dad's into video games I'm like dude good good for you like whatever like you know like I played sports but like not everyone has to play sports or do that right video games have also gotten really good exactly I was like you have a career in that you can do that right and then a week ago we go to the park we're all just in the park he never normally never wants to come he wants to chill in his room but we go to the park I'm hanging out with you know my daughters or whatever and he comes and meets us and they were these kids throwing a baseball around he happened to know one of them now I should have done a better job I should know more about him but I didn't even realize I had no idea that he was even left-handed he's left-handed so it would dude it was like rookie of the year he goes and picks up like the ball came over by us and he was playing in the area and so he just goes to throw it back gas bro he threw a missile left-handed I was like how do you know how to do that he was like I sometimes I just throw the ball that's so funny he I get real mad in the backyard and I just throw it at the fence I'm thinking about you and you're like harness this dude harness yeah cuz he's half Puerto Rican bro I called my father right way my dad was like you got to I'm on the way he's like keep him right there I got a glove he's in the garage going through boxes my dad right away he was like he's left-handed I didn't realize he was left-handed I go yeah he goes you got to uh soak his arm in EPs and salt every night you got to put him in the tub and put his arm in EPS salt I was like well I can't be in the tub with him dude he's not that's molestation yes dude that's a crime uh but that's so he gas where I thought this story was going was that he was going to pick it up and be like ah and it barely goes but he's just launching a rope he rifled it like Randy Johnson perfect cuz he's tall and skinny oh dude so he just knew how to throw it back he's got that Latin blood coursing through his veins and he's kind of got like no empathy or feelings at all so I think he's going to be perfect God yeah he'll be down one he'll be 3-1 in the count and he'll still be in it he'll still be throwing gas right down the middle dude I'm excited for this put him in a program oh Delilah also wanted me to tell pimp pimp for Delilah's birthday like two years ago and got her these butterflies which was a do dop dope gift and then I was like Hey Del I'm going to see pimpy later you want anything to say she was like tell them my butterflies are dead so I just wanted to relay later Delilah's going full emo she goes tell him life is paying yeah my butterflies are dead mean your stepson's going to be number one in the draft and then your daughter's like can I jump off the boat cuz life is sad life is just a giant ocean bro with just no forgiveness in it yeah I love it dude I love so I mean did you play baseball you didn't play baseball you play basketball well I play basketball I played baseball um you know like through 8th grade whatever but basketball is my Sport and he's pretty good at that too I to be honest with you I just always and I should have I I wish you know I could go back in time I just thought he liked video game so I was just supporting him on that but once I saw that this kid's like a legitimate athlete I was like okay we got to play ball now well now what you got to do is this is how you this is how you bridge the gap yeah you get him into MLB the show the baseball and now he starts learning the little nuances of pitching counts where to ball placement and then you go in the backyard and you go why don't we do that in real life yeah and then next thing you know he's cooking for the Mets he's going seven Innings two hits yeah just crushing when it's sa Young's for you and you're going like thought he was a nerd yeah cuz that's the better the better outcome is you thinking he's a nerd and him being an athlete versus you thinking he's an athlete and he turns out to be a nerd cuz that's the drop off of disappointment where like you just want to sit inside and play your video games versus let's go outside you can do this in real life it's like it's like in that uh what's that movie She's All That when like she looks like a nerd and then you're like oh wow this girl is hot yeah you got to take your stepson's glasses off and undo his hair and then he's just throw like just dude I love it I love that his thing is he goes sometimes I throw the ball hard yeah that's it well he goes he goes uh because you know we were living on Staten Island and we had a nice house but it was kind of like in the middle of nowh where now we're in a neighborhood where like we can like walk to things and we're out playing so he's just naturally going to the park great and just I mean just canning people throwing it and I didn't even know and I spoke to one of his friends cuz his friends will come by the house I'm like did you know this kid can throw ball they go yeah they said uh he almost knocked this kid Matteo's head off with a dodgeball last week they were like like the teacher was like what do you you can't throw with that hard he just gunned somebody dude that's I wonder if it makes I wonder if it makes the noise like rookie of the year he goes like the first time you did it was like oh what am I supposed to do oh my God I'm going to kill again dude this is great left I would love to have been left-handed now my kids are Lefty so what's crazy is I'm both I write yeah I'm I'm not but I'm not truly am aex I always [ __ ] this word idex idexx see I can't even say it amid there's some words that just absolutely brick when they get to my mouth and that's one of them I write left-handed okay but I do everything athletic right-handed dude your whole life would be be in Reverse if if that was reversed you'd be like you'd be on the on the Broncos you would just you would you would literally be a professional athlete probably not I'd probably just be a comic who was like I did uh some D3 ball you know I got up the D3 but I never uh like my mom's left-handed my dad's left-handed and then I just did everything right-handed well so but that but that's interesting because you you I think um your brain left-handed people's brains are mapped differently than right so have the right mapping so you could probably dude you could probably do so many things like you can be Lefty you can learn other languages easier you can do that you're wasting it you're wasting it here hey Babble fish yeah where's Your sponsorship oh yeah I'm going to be doing a Dutch uh I'm going to be doing a Dutch podcast in a year I'm like and I go dude I'm massive in Holland have you have you ever been to Amsterdam I dude it is I'm going for the first time in 2 weeks you've never been to Amsterdam [ __ ] River rats is it dope no it's Florida with prostitution is it really n it's it's nice there everyone says it's like the best place to be it's all right yeah I'm going to get a bunch of Dutch hate good I uh what don't you like about it I so I did a three cities in one trip I did Stockholm Amsterdam and rovic shows are just hanging out just pure vacation I saw Queens of the Stone Age in Stockholm I saw a Pearl Jam in Amsterdam and then we spent 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20% off your raycon order plus free shipping that's right 20% off and free shipping at by ron.com Soder by ron.com Soder hey guys coming up got some fun dates I'm going to be at the Columbus Funny Bone May 31st and June 1st doing four shows bringing my buddy Sai amuse who is hilarious it's going to be awesome shows Funny Bone Columbus Ohio and then the fully loaded tour with Bert ker me and big J are on every date and it's going to be fun as hell man outoors it's just a giant party so come check out the fully loaded tour and then this fall doing some theaters I'm excited about Toronto I'm coming to the Queen Elizabeth theater November 9th then Chicago Illinois I'm going to be at the Vic theater December 6th and then Milwaukee Wisconsin going to be at Turner Hall Ballroom December 7th for all those tickets go to Dan soda.com um but Amsterdam was very fun I liked outside of the canals outside of that more I liked uh going around Amsterdam like a little bit outside of it and the like the red light district was cool but it's almost like Time Square where it's just like chaotic and everyone's got the same energy what I really did like was going to the Bulldog Cafe which is like very touristy but just having coffee and smoking bats and just sitting there being stoned and then just like having the day go by and my and I was with Lou witzky and my friend Fu Jack and they were drinking beers right getting all [ __ ] up but I really enjoyed just chilling there with like a nice latte getting very stoned and drinking water and then walking around but and then I just wasn't like oh this is I was too old I think if I would have gone in my 20s I would have been like this place [ __ ] rules but I was just like it kind of mellowed out I went I went in June which was nice it was like not it's like a hoodie weather there the whole time like San Francisco weather yeah it's exactly it it's exact it's Bay Area weather which I I love so I was just like this is cool but I wasn't like holy [ __ ] that was the craziest time and then uh they're kind of dicks they're like well here's what happened here's the honest God truth I took um truffles which are different than mushrooms truffles are like honestly I kind of liked it better than mushrooms cuz mushrooms you eat it and it takes about 45 to 60 Minutes to really hit you not this micro doing I'm talking about when you want a trip right I went and bought truffles which are legal in Amsterdam and I bought it and I asked the guy I was like Hey I'm going to do I'm going to a concert how much should I take and he's like each person should take 10 G I was like 10 G I was like dude I've done three gram of mushrooms and it sent I shook I had the Predator handshake with God I was like I don't know if I'm trying to do that and he was like I was like I'm going to do a gram he's like a gram will do nothing he he was like mad at me he was like a gram will do nothing and I was like well I'm going to smoke weed and he's like do not mix this only take the truffles do not mix it he was like mad at me when I was telling him I was gonna get high I was like and I the whole time I kept making this joke to my friend Mike I kept being like bro I'm from Colorado I've been doing mushrooms and smoking weed this isn't my first rodeo so we go to Pearl Jam and I bought one dosage which was 10 gram I ate 2/3 and my friend Mike ate a ate a third of it and then I smoke a joint and he's drinking beers and in Europe there's no openers they don't have okay like a band come out and be like hey we're bloody dick [ __ ] and then Pearl Jam they just they play music the lights go down Pearl Jam plays right right so we're standing in front of the soundboard where you should always sit at every concert cuz that's how you get the best sound we're standing in front of the soundboard guy and I'm like getting heavy visuals like I don't get a lot of visuals on mushrooms I usually get you know obviously spatial Shadows light changes for me on mushrooms but I don't get like trippy [ __ ] and I'm looking and I'm like seeing patterns and [ __ ] I'm like and I look at Fu Jack my friend and I go you feeling all right and and I look at him and his eyes are [ __ ] and he's holding Jess mouth just very small yeah and I'm like you feeling all right and he goes yeah I'm feeling all right and I go are you feeling all right and then he told me later that's what [ __ ] spun him yeah cuz he goes am I feeling all right and then they have like a little smoking room at the at the arena but it's all metal it's like metal walls metal ceilings and these weird lights so I'm starting to trip and we work in there so he can smoke a cigarette and I'm like and the way the voices are coming off the walls I'm like dude I am starting to I'm like that's the worst feeling I'm starting to go and I know I'm going you cannot stop it no it's like uh remember when you're riding down a hill on a bike and you start with your feet and you're like stop stop stop stop stop that's how I felt and I was like dude I'm going to go get a water so I went got a water and I got a hinin zero cuz I was like oh I'll have a near beer and I'll [ __ ] party or whatever dude this was the worst and this is why I judge Dutch people so I apologize for this all the Dutch listeners but I walk in and they're playing Queens of the Stone Age if I had a tail my favorite band so I'm like what a good omen it's my favorite band and I'm trying to get back to Lou and his friend Amanda who are in front of the soundboards Fu Jack's still smoking a cigarette and I walk in and the lights go off and I'm like uhoh and then I have have these two drinks in open containers and I'm trying to get through and no one's moving for me it's not like America where you're like excuse me excuse me and people part people are locked shoulders and I'm like ex excuse me excuse me and I'm trying to move through in the and it's like I'm spilling beer on myself I'm spilling beer on other people and they're big over there they're very big they're sturdy very sturdy Viking and they're speaking Dutch so it's like so it's all these whisper dude even think about it now he's making me [ __ ] wig out and I'm like excuse me excuse me and I'm like trying to move and they're not moving and I'm like you have on wooden shoes yeah little clogs like and I'm like dude excuse me and they're just not moving and I'm like I'm starting to I'm starting to Buck and I'm like and I remember at one point I stop and I just look to this lady and I go I can't get to my friend and she goes I was like and I [ __ ] bail and I go to the back of the Arena I just go to where the wall is and I'm just standing there like huh and I put my drink down and I don't know if you've ever tried to text on mushrooms pimp shaking his head like the letters come off the screen right it's just the way the light is it looks like your screen's like this it looks like it's up and over so you're like and I'm trying to text Lou witzky like hey I'm [ __ ] freaking out and I'm against the wall yeah and I'm like and I'm sitting there like trying to catch my breath and and Pearl Jam comes out and they start playing and they like open with a song about a dead dad so I'm like and I'm like holding on and then I see Fu Jack come in and I cuz he's tall and he's like walking and I'm like Foo and dude I'm standing there by this family and I'll never forget his name is Mike Fu Jack but I just go Foo I just start going Foo and all these people around me are like what the [ __ ] is wrong with this guy and I'm like walking through the crowd going foo foo and I grab him and he like looks at me and his eyes are like and he's like dude what the [ __ ] and I'm like I'm freaking out and he's like I'm freaking out I'm like I'm against the back wall and we just stood against the back wall and then Lou and his friend came and met us right and it was like probably a good for the next 20 minutes I was really tripping and then state of love and Trust I was in it it just felt great and I was like and I had the time of my life and by the end of the concert I felt fine once you accept it you you let go but when you fight it it's not good dude you get that turbulence dude it's not I I that high that high turbulence see I've I've never exp cuz on mushrooms I I wonder if like you were more afraid if it was worse cuz you're like this is a mushroom or this is like a foreign drug cuz on Edibles you know like it's going to end well Edibles can go on too long and that's when you're like that's when you're kind of like I'm out here I compared it once to swimming in the ocean you're like it's so vast M that with we weed smoking weed you're going to come back down pretty quick right mushroom I mean mushrooms and Edibles to me are a long haul and so I was thinking in my head this is a long haul I didn't realize truffles burn off much quicker right you the you shoot up fast but you come down fast and if I would have known that I don't think I would have freaked out I would have just known I was going and I would have gone with the momentum and just gotten to where I was and been like oh man I'm [ __ ] moving now do you think that you would ever in in a in a fully medical scenario doctors are there would you like smoke crack or do heroin yeah do you're not going to die heroin absolutely you would do it like with under doctor supervision I mean I would be the the thing with both crack and heroin I would be afraid of The Addictive nature of it cuz I get addicted to everything right so I would just be like oh but if they were like do you want to do heroin once and then never get addicted I'd be like [ __ ] boot me up baby yeah yeah it's the best everyone I've ever talked to all my friends that are recovered heroin addicts are like it's the best it's the cuz cuz I'm starting to have this feeling as I get older so I have this feeling where I'm like you know you're only going to live once why not safely try things you don't think I could safely smoke one hit a crack now I think if you get to an age where both of your daughters your stepson has had a wonderful career in the majors yes he retired on the Brewers he had a cup of coffee with the Rays and then cidate you know and now he's got a car dealership and wherever he really dealt you know I think once your your daughters are grown and have families and and you and Jazz are old and you're just sitting there and your in your lovely home in Staten Island right and we move back yeah you can move back but you found out the radiation for phones is giving you an operable tumor yes and you're like 81 years old do heroin do it yeah Katie and I have an agreement that once we hit 70 I'm back to drinking really oh yeah beautiful drinking and smoking cigarettes I respect that actually I think my 70th birthday present I've already asked her is a uh will be a 12-year-old bottle of Jameson yes because you need you need a way out sometimes I think like like yes you can you can stay you know sober now but it's like you got to think about it and then when you get to 70 you'll make a decision I was like that with sweets I was like oh I'm not going to eat sweets until Saturday say yeah and then and now what happens is is like you know cuz I would say when I first said I'm not eating sweets it's so impossible and then next thing you know you're just eating like you know I would eat two muffins a day three muffins a day and then when I say you know what just have it on Saturdays it gives my brain this little like hey you can get to the Finish Line it's right there you know what I'm doing right now this exact thing with soda I love soda what's your favorite soda this is going to be lame as [ __ ] ginger ale a Canada ginger ale I just read an article it's the number one uh drink on airplanes ginger ale best well settles the stomach it does a lot a cold Canada Dry I mean if I'm being a real naughty [ __ ] a cold can of Mountain Dew wo like a freezing cold on a hot day a cold can of Mountain Dew oh it's making the back of my jaw salivate right now I love I love a bottle of coke Dr Pepper probably is my favorite soda cold Dr Pepper with like a hamburger unbelievable if you're going to go soda too you can't go diet you have to go just regular soda I don't [ __ ] with diet soda at all respect that at all never have never will I go full strength give me a a Dr Pepper heavy I want a real one I want a Coke heavy yeah so I around the holidays when everyone's drinking and there's all celebration I love soda I love having two sodas in a night get real nuts crazy [ __ ] how fun but I put on weight I feel sluggish it's bad for me so what I do is this new thing that I've I'm doing it this year I don't drink soda until Thanksgiving but then I drink soda from Thanksgiving to New Year's okay is is sugar season so I like it's sweet season I know it's probably horrible for me but I'm going tell you right now it's May right I have not had a soda since January so what do you do do you drink Selter or just water I have iced tea I love iced tea if I'm getting real naughty I'll get an Arnold Palmer has a little sweetness to it Gatorade I know gatorade's not great for you but I'll have a Gatorade in in the place where I want a soda a lot of times they have a Gatorade well because you got to think about it like this too is like yes you might be drinking drink in a lot of soda from from Thanksgiving to New Year's but if you extrapolate this over a year bro the year before you started doing that you might have had a th000 sodas in one year and now maybe you have 400 but they're just in a two- Monon span but when I was that's exactly but when I was doing it when I was doing it all year I would do the thing where I'd go like no soda then I'd have a it's how it was with me with drinking I'd be like no drink and I'd have a beer I'd be like well I'm having a beer might as well [ __ ] get nuts that's how it was with soda but I was like 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candy no not C like if I if I I don't need to ever have a Jolly Rancher a Skittle I'm not that I'm chocolate baked goods cookies muffins things like that piece like homemade cake like like the Duncan hind frosting I'll leave all of that like bed so I you know you know I'm on my thing I'm on my only sweets for Saturday it's about Wednesday and I literally I just had a day have you ever had this at I just had a day where I couldn't stop crying I was just crying intermittently I was crying for different reasons throughout the day just an emotional mess just crying bad right which crazy because it feels like when you have crying days like that it's like throwing up with the flu where you just go it's coming up again and you got to go into another room and be like yeah dude I I I don't know what happened I woke up that morning I see my daughters sleeping in the bed they sleep they sleep together some nights like their beds are in the same room and sometimes they like you know whatever keep each other company and I'm like what you know beautiful gifts I'm crying right so that's a happy cry happy cry that's good I'm like that a positive day then like 2 hours go by and I start just thinking about you know maybe I don't have the best relationship with my dad and I start to cry negative tears yeah and then and then you know another another few hours go by and I'm talking to Jasmine and we're talking about you know my career and how I'm on the road so much and I I miss the kids and I start balling crying so Jaz we're now we're literally sitting outside at a coffee shop and I'm crying and Jazz goes I'm going to get you a cookie I said Jazz it's Wednesday she goes it's our little secret I'm going to get you a cookie what a good wife Good Wife and and then she comes in and she got me a double chocolate chip cookie which I which I love and then she got me a double chocolate chip muffin toasted with butter and she was like it's okay and then she was like this will help and then I started eating it and then I don't know why I guess cuz her good act I stopped crying I haven't cried really now in 3 weeks but like she just knew to to let me break my rule and then on Saturday I said you know what I already ate my sweets on Wednesday so I you corrected I I recorrect it but then Jasmine was like NOP I'm going to give you a you're still a good boy you've been a good boy here's in my head I see you going from crying to eating kicking your feet like while you're eating a cookie you know you're like like whoever was at that coffee shop with you saw you crying and like this guy's [ __ ] going through it and then a minute later you got chocolate on your face and you're like just a a Puerto Rican lady gave you a cookie and you're like I'm okay now I feel good but I get it dude I [ __ ] love it when I I did I always thought candy was so gay yeah when I was drinking I was like you have candy what are you what are you a little boy you gaywad you look candy and then I quit drink I I did a gig this is a long time ago it's about 13 years ago I did a soul Joel gig with Julian I was opening for Julian Mulla sure Julian was already sober and we were at the bar and I was just knocking back Jameson shots I was just Barcelona that bar no this was in Connecticut Soul joo's gig right it's a soul Joel gig and it's at the bar this was in the back of a Denny's in Harford yeah this is so special this is Western Connecticut God knows where at of Art and I'm like and I'm just ripping Jameson and I'm going I'm smoking cigarettes I'm having a time and I come back in and I'm like at the bar with Julian and I'm like don't you ever miss drinking or whatever he goes no man now it's about cake he's like uh I got a slice of carrot cake back in my room I'm really excited for and I was like cake who gives a [ __ ] about dessert and then I quit drinking and I love candy so much now I was like a little boy last night where Kat's like you doing all right I was like I want jelly beans and she's like what and I was like I want jelly beans cuz I love I don't know why that's my thing I was on the road in Providence last weekend I bought a bag of Jelly Bellies and I was just sitting there watching NBA playoffs just ripping jelly beans yeah see it's bean feast it's interesting how like cuz I used to I used to and this this is good as a matter of fact Sergio Sergio this dude this guy's wise I literally cuz he's been sober for you know I think over 10 years now and I was like dude I was like you know like I just like never cared about alcohol like I was almost kind of being like a dick where I was like I could [ __ ] not drink forever to me those are the people that are like I could smoke a cigarette and put a pack away and like yeah yeah I'm like whatever I'm like I could and then and then he goes and then I never thought about this way and it fundamentally changed the way I looked at it he was like uh he was like yeah man he goes well that was my addiction I love drinking I said and I was like yeah he goes What if I told you that every time you had a muffin it was going to go into 10 muffins and you were going to slowly ruin your life with muffins would that could I could you look me in the eye and say I'll never have a muffin again and I was like no I started crying take my muffins away I was like I need a muffin now cuz I'm crying yeah he was like well that's what it is for me with alcohol dude he goes so it's very difficult cuz I still want a beer but I don't have one so I was like well I don't I only eat muffins on Saturdays when I quit when I was trying to quit drinking it it's it's funny cuz I cuz you know Nate obviously ended up quitting drinking but when we were drinking he would always be like cuz I love shots shots in a beer were always my favorite thing and Nate would go just don't take shots and I go my God why would I do that yeah I love shots yeah but for different people it strikes in different ways like if you told me I could never have cake again I'd be like I could probably I could probably could I still have Starburst and like Twix I'm all right but then if you're like no candy i' be like well what the [ __ ] did I do to you ice cream is my big one ice cream is like we got into van Leu recently and it's very good cuz it's it's vegan supposed ice cream right healthy no it's not vegan it's got Dairy oh it's got Dairy they had the vegan option but okay yeah I'm talking about they they had extra butter in their in their ice cream so it's creamy oh man I could we have a pint in there that I know we've been waiting and I've been eyeing it like a bottle like like a homeless guy ey is a bottle I'm like dude let me get in there dude I know I've been like see i' I like follow like these like you know like Fitness accounts on Instagram and like this one guy was like oh like Butters like just eat sticks of butter like butter is like you can put it on everything and then I'll go like I'll go crazy like I'll just eat I'll put butter in and on like today I had an omelette right I made like this high protein omelette and instead of eating the toast I was like I'm just going to put a stick of butter in it yeah which is so dumb but you know I I feel like we got to this whole thing about like calories in calories out I think is dumb it's like just try to eat as much [ __ ] try to eat healthy yeah that's it do you see any behavior in your kids like oh my God like addictive behavior at all I'm always interested about this with my friends who have kids oh my God but you see him being like Oh that's your addiction 100% I mean the the way like the way my daughter like if you say she cannot have Nutella and and the way that she flips out at you and how how mad she will get I'm like oh boy or like you know what I've noticed too is like anxiety like how like that's kind of like just genetic or maybe she's just like learned behavior where like she's in a talent show this weekend and she's gonna you know who Benson Boon is no dude this guy Benson do you know Benson Boon so I saw him it's my daughter's favorite singer this kid Benson Boon he's he's pretty awesome and so we saw him like a brooken Paramount you've heard some of his like big songs like um Benson Boon Benson Boon dude he's like a you like a heart throb oh is it b n s o n boon b o o n e yeah oh here he is yeah oh look at this guy yeah dude dude the little mustache being back yeah is a beautiful things dude dude he goes he go a little taste it this is the big song before and what's crazy about getting older is they all look like little boys now I'm like what's this little boy sing about love what do you know about with your little Hitler stash and so so we did it so so we took him at uh the Brooklyn Paramount which is a great venue it's like a new venue Brooklyn so we go and then we I got her like the meet and greet right and and so and so I was standing online in this meetting greet and uh and so she finally like meets him and she goes um and she goes up to him and uh I was like oh you know hey like Benson whatever and then he goes he goes aren't you the guy that dm'd me and I was like yeah and he was like sorry man sorry I couldn't get back to you like I have a list but he's like you're on the list I'll get back to you I was like thanks and then and then she takes a picture with him and she goes uh she goes oh my dad's famous too and then I was like I was like I'm not please don't do that yeah I was like do that she goes she goes he could sell a lot of tickets too and I was like no I can't and then uh and then he goes oh he goes I I'll I'll have to uh I'll have to look you up and it was just like you know whatever and then and then so I was like Del don't like say that stuff and then she was like well I want him to know that like you know you're somebody too I was like I was like that's sweet I was like that's sweet I was like no but it's okay honey like I you know whatever like we don't have to do that we're watching him for his art and then she's like sitting there like in the show and then at one point Benson goes to the crowd he was like um he was like uh you know I'm going to sing this song right now and um you know I want everyone to put their phones away because I just want to have a moment with no technology where I just like sing this song okay and then this person in front was like sneakily filming the thing I'm like whatever we all were just like you know dealing with it and then Delilah goes put the phone away Benson said put the phone away and then I was like deila like don't worry about and then she goes put the phone away or my dad will make fun of you that's great and I was like nice that's the new my dad will beat you up she's like you might end up being a viral clip if my dad makes fun of you and then she goes and then she comes home from school the other day she like upset I was like what happened she goes the kids are making fun of me I was like what happened what they do she goes she goes one of my friends said that you must not be that good of a comedian cuz you weren't even on the roast of Tom br and I was like oh no I was like I guess somebody's dad must have told that and I'm like I'm like honey you know um that's so fun yeah we'll tell Delila Deano that her dad wasn't even on the roast to Brady and you're like yeah well it's kind of crazy cuz the way they book it isn't really you to have kind of a deal with Netflix yeah I was like I'm not part of the right agency well you know maybe maybe it was a package deal with CA and they don't [ __ ] understand that [ __ ] that's so funny go you know we moved from our we had this beautiful house in Staten Island and then we moved to uh queens in a nice area but like the house is like kind of like an older house that we're like renting whatever it's like a transition plan and then like we're there for like a week and then like my daughter and my stepson come down to me and they were like they were like um we have to ask you something and I was like what's up they were like did you lose your job and I was like what and they were like well we just had such a nice house with like a pool and now we're like living in this old lady's house and um we just want to know if like did you lose your job and then Delah was like what he wants to know is are you not funny anymore that is and I was like I was like are you reading my YouTube comments I don't agree with them I don't know I think I got some bangers right here you pull out your jokebook uh you're [ __ ] you have a daughter that's kind of an [ __ ] I mean I know Lou did that but like I could do a different thing I can do a yeah dude that's wild I know dude it's so funny cuz now my kids are at the age where like they their friends will see like a clip or whatever like their friend's parents will see a clip online and then like you know make a comment to their kids about it and then like I have to deal with yeah cuz they go home and and by the way they're not like um they're not nerfing the blow they're like letting you know what they said oh yeah kids they don't have like any filters so there go he says you he said he liked you better on Guy Code and you go [ __ ] yeah that was [ __ ] 10 years ago I don't really know what you want me to do I mean dude I remember when I put out my Comedy Central half hour one of my best friends Danny we were like it came out and I went home for the summer and I was like hanging out with them I was home for like a week or whatever and we're like driving somewhere and he goes hey can I tell you something and you won't be mad and I go yeah he goes my mom didn't like your Comedy Central half hour and I was like yeah I don't know she's like a seven-year-old woman that's all right yeah I'm not going for that demo yeah but like that was easy and that's an older generation I can't imagine young people coming in and being like he says that premise has been done to death and well dude you know pimp pimp uh you know directed and edited everything my special spey wesy and and we watched it I watched it with Delilah right the whole family like we W just me Jazz and the kids and then Delilah literally she never sits and like watches anything she's a little kid but she sat and watched all whatever it was 35 40 minutes of it literally watches it doesn't laugh once like we were just like dealing with it and like jazz was laughing here and there just watching it and then and then like it's over and I goes what do you think and she goes I didn't get it well you're a child was like be weird if you were a child and you kind of understood all that stuff but it's just kind of she's like yeah I don't I don't get it it's not I mean I think the the the sign of it is when they're older and they watch and they go oh [ __ ] that was funny like I was a little kid cuz they're little you can't expect them to be tiny Geniuses dude she's she's the thing about the thing about what I love about my daughter is she's about honor dude she's all Samurai honor bro she lives with B she respects the rules like when that lady pulled her phone out she was like you're being dishonorable I and she I don't know why she always says that word she's always like she's just about like honor and like respect and like yeah dude that's your dad getting newer yeah Dad's like looking me right here there know there's only two things that matter in life honor and respect dude we I think kids stay funny like kids of comics we went and saw right at the end of the pandemic and Jay's daughter's grown now oh yeah she's like in her right she was like 21 I think she was 21 when this happened but we went and saw corn with uh with stained was opening for him and aren't they like friends with corn isn't Jay Jay knows corn and so we got we had like really good seats and we're like watching corn it was at Jones Amphitheater and we're like at Jones Amphitheater and this woman in front of us was like like you could tell was super into corn her whole life like never gave up and she's like dancing but she's live streaming it and we're like and Katie Katie is sitting next to Isabella and it's Isabella Katie and I and we're like watching this we're like this lady's live streaming and we don't even notice this but Isabella just goes look at how many people it's zero and we look and we're like I would have never noticed that but just like she still has funny kid eye where she was like this [ __ ] is live streaming for no one and she's like like swaying to Corn like that such a funny observation I would have never got myself I mean having kids do you worry about them like she's nine how much is she on the internet so we so what we do is is we kind of made a cuz at first it's interesting what's happened I think over like you know cuz my when my 13-year-old when Tristan he's going to be 14 out when he was like seven so just seven seven eight they every kid wanted an Instagram for like their birthday like that's what people's parents were getting them kids' parents were getting like a social media for their birthday but now social media in these past 5 years has become like such a publicly toxic thing that even the children don't want the social media anymore so my daughter doesn't even want she wants a phone like every kid wants a phone but what her thing is is she honestly at this I don't know if it's I think it's her and her friends I think it's just a phenomenon is happening they're watching like they W well watch Netflix or YouTube but what they're putting in is like old shows so like my daughter like loves like The Big Bang Theory like she wants to watch that so she'll search like Big Bang Theory clips on YouTube like her YouTube shorts will be like you know uh you know Clarissa Explains It All and like moisha m to the o to the that's like full circle moment moisha but it's like you she she wants TGIF like what we had when we were kids because you know what I think I really think that kids now we're I'm one of the first generations of parents who have to deal with like an internet social media kid and and but but on the same hand they're dealing with like internet social media parents and I I think that what you're finding out is like the kids subconsciously see like this isn't good like it's almost like cigarettes for your brain yeah where they're seeing like right now they're like this is not this is not good I mean it's kind of the way our generation looks at alcohol like our our parents all drank it was like yeah everyone drinks who doesn't drink and if you didn't drink they're like he had a [ __ ] problem or if someone went to therapy they were like oh he's crazy instead of just being like no man it's booze I think enough people seen booze ruin people's lives or enough people have seen the benefit of therapy yeah that they're like oh okay yeah this actually does help dude and then the thing is too with like raising kids today it's tough because you know you got to give them their you know you know privacy and all that stuff but like what like my stepson wants if he wants to like write a paper like he you know he wrote this paper and it's like I don't know if chat GPT is writing it chat GPT could absolutely be writing it I think I definitely think chat gbt wrote one of his papers about Napoleon like Napoleon too good yeah it was like just too like he's talking about like definition like you know details in a battle and all that and I was like uh I was like oh this is a great paper he was like yeah you know just love Napoleon just really crammed for it and I was like okay I was like where's Napoleon from and he was like um you mean like originally I was like uh I was like I was like what I was like no I was like cuz I know that's a tough one I was like what country was he the Emperor of that he got like famous for like this country and he was like Spain I was like no it's France I was like how do you know details of water yeah I was yeah I was like how do you know like the definitions you know like like the battle flanking movements of waterl you don't know you know the Strategic implications of Napoleon Army but you don't even know what country he was I was like so did chat GPT write that he was like I'll do it over that's so funny cuz I would here's the thing I'm not acting better than them I would 100% chat gbt dude there's no way this idea that like adults do this and it's crazy because our parents did it to us and I felt like we when we were growing up were like I'll never do this to my kids and you inevitably do it right there's a shortcut and you go you don't take shortcuts and then you think back and you go I would have loved every shortcut oh well yeah I mean listen we it's one of those things where it's like the internet like I'm sure when you know the internet came out people you know our parents were like fired to go to the library and look that up now you got to write on your computer which is true it was much easier but we still didn't have the ability like we still had to Google it and consume the info now which you don't have to do any of that no you just type in Napoleon biography that's it bro 10 page paper and it'll just do it and then you write like write it a little dumb CH gbt is like you got it you know we're going to take you over it's like telling us it's like I look forward to being your master and you're like what was that chat gbd it's like here's your paper I mean it's it's I I think like the hope that I have in humanity is watching kids resist social media and like you said figuring out it's like cigarettes or figuring out like the way we did with alcohol on a certain extent where you're like hey you don't have to do this and it's worse for you because I think a lot of kids are damaged by Our Generation growing up with the internet and not knowing the boundaries of it and making like Mo like putting your kid on the internet you do a good job of sparingly do that but like people that think about all these like adults that made their kids into stars on I I we always when I was when when pimp and I were doing the Pod together when we first started Chrissy chaos we did it from my house so like from my a little apartment like our apartment was like a little bit bigger than this room so like we had no choice but to like people coming in and out but like if our kid if my kids were on it they were just you just heard their voice I was like I'm not showing their faces I'm not going to do that to them I mean there's a there's a laundry list of reasons why you shouldn't do that but their privacy yes is something that we didn't even realize we weren't respecting well that's the thing initially when social media first came out I would post when my oldest daughter was like three I would post her all the time thinking like oh this is fun I didn't and then one day it just hit me where I was like no I'm this is can be as exploiting them they're not really they're they're little kids like they may grow up 20 years from now or even sooner be like why did you post a picture of my [ __ ] diaper like that's embarrassing and so I was like stop it and then the parents that still do it I mean maybe they have different philosophies and to each their own but I'm like I didn't want to be the like I'll talk about them in my comedy and podcast but it's still like I'm just telling stories I'm not going to ever show a picture of them or a video I would never I have like a private Instagram that has like 50 followers that's just for friends and family that we post pictures and videos of of them I always think about the little boy from um Modern Family and like if you watch Modern family he starts off as this like cute PR precocious kid who's like got the sisters he's kind of dumb and he has a good relationship with the dad and then you get to the point where he's a teenager and you're like ah like the way he grew up and he's like it's like seeing this monster and you feel bad the reason I'm saying that is you know this kid will probably have problems being a child actor and we learned about our generation learned about child actors we learned like don't do that it's [ __ ] up to make a kid an actor kind of made it a little gross you saw from the Cory Feldman's down all the how it damaged kids brains and then but we don't realize we're just doing that with social media you're just making all your kids child actors yes and well everything everybody is their own little movie studio now with their phone so so and I think like you know people are getting off on like this you know the power of the like and the repost or whatever like it makes them feel good it's like positive endorphins and then I think people are feeling so good to they're not realizing like hey you're you're you're making your child like your child didn't ask for this and you're kind of BR so I kind of feel like hey I decid to do comedy and ruin my life I'm not going to ruin my I'm not going to bring my kids into this m yeah you're almost like you're molesting their image yes you're like you're you're taking advantage of it and and doing it in a way you're like man your kid didn't even kind of dude well the first I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm not glad this happened but it was like an eye openening thing I think when whenever I sto I think my daughter was three yeah whenever I I think yeah she had to be three I got a DM and it was a guy who DM and the message start up good he was like he was like Hey you know like love your content whatever and I opened it and then he was like I just want to know what size shoe is your daughter that I was like you know what dude even if that wasn't even even if he like was just a cobbler even if he was just like a shoe cobbler and he just wanted to make her a parach could have been Phil [ __ ] KN I was like the fact that he asked what I just creeped me out and I I it was it but then it wasn't even about me I was like what am I I cannot continuously post my kid who did not ask who who I'm telling you is the most important person in my life but yet I'm putting her in somewhat danger doing this so I can feel good I was like stop it dude this this just reminded me of this story so when I was like 12 my mom's boyfriend was living in Connecticut and we moved him from Connecticut to Colorado so he flew out to to Connecticut and uh drove him back to Colorado and he used to go to this sports bar in Connecticut called tickets that's I remember the place of the name it's probably not even around anymore that's where Soul Joel had the show yeah that's I I would L her bomb there as an adult but he my mom and her boyfriend and I go out cuz they had like sandwiches and it was a bar it was a sports bar it was like a Yankees Giants one of those Connecticut bars that like are all New York Sports but it's in Connecticut and I just remember my mom and her boyfriend Joe got [ __ ] hammered they were hammered and I end up talking to this guy at the bar right and this guy at the bar is like yeah do sports memorabilia and I'm like I love the 49ers and he's like oh yeah dude I can get you 49ers stuff and I was like this guy rules and he's like do you like the San Francisco Giants I was like yes and he's like and what else I was like the Denver Nuggets I'm just into the nuggets and he was like oh dude I can get you all these old caps do you have like the old and this is before every company was making throwback stuff right he's like I can get you ABA stuff from the nuggets and I was like hats I remember hats was what this guy was saying gu telling me he can get hats and he's like this is 1995 so what do you like 12 12 oh 12 okay yeah so it's like 95 so like the internet's barely around no it's free discs of AOL at this time and I'm like dude yeah this is great and he's like you should give me your address and I'll mail you a bunch of hats and so I go get a pen and I'm writing it down and my mom comes over and she's like what are you doing and I was like oh this guy this guy's going to give me a bunch of hats and my mom's like who and I'm like that guy right there and my mom's like yeah that's not happening and I was like I just remember being like you [ __ ] you [ __ ] this guy's going to give me so many hats and then the next day my mom was like dude he could kidnap you like he could just straight up take you you you later found out it was John Wayne gaying yeah he said I dressed as a clown and I like to do a lot of [ __ ] up [ __ ] but I didn't even come and play but I did not even realize I so I'm such an idiot you're like yeah dude I didn't even realize I was just like oh this guy uh this guy's offering me to get a cool conette made me think of this no was Vermont so my mom goes out my mom and dad were split up right and uh you know my whole life and my mom uh you know was whatever single so she goes out on a date with this guy I think his name was Chuck she goes on a date with this guy Chuck and she's like um she's like you know what well whatever blah blah blah and then my dad was coming to pick me up uh uh for you know whatever baseball practice or to go back to his house on Staten Island and kind of sees him leaving and and you know my dad like whatever's Remar doesn't care my dad's just like I don't like that guy to my mom and she's like oh get over it he's like it's not about you I don't like that guy he's got bad energy and my dad never says that right so I was like okay and then um so whatever a couple of weeks go by and um my uh mom says oh you know you're going to go with your father this weekend which I would always you know go with him every other weekend she goes I'm going to go up to Vermont with Chuck he's got a like a winter home up there and um he's got a torture Palace and you go that's not good so uh so my dad goes uh no I don't think she should do that and I was like I mean like you know it's my M like yeah we tell her now she a grown woman yeah and so so he calls her and he's like you shouldn't go you know I know like this is crazy but like you shouldn't go and then I started to get nervous I was like oh well if he says not to go don't go don't go so she's like you know what fine I won't go whatever happened and then uh he she calls him says I'm not going and he starts flipping out this guy Chuck like flipping out and she's like and then she's starting to see like thank God I didn't go cuz he was already up there he was going to like take the train up there whatever and then she gets a call like a few days later like Tuesday or Wednesday from like the Vermont Police Department and they're like uh hey you know like you spoke to this man um you know can you tell us something about him whatever and she was like you know tell whatever she goes yeah she goes uh he went went into a bar and he killed some random woman uh out you know we know it's him and like he she was like he like he murdered someone so and we saw that like he dialed this number so we were just like trying to get some info on like what may have happened and she was like yeah so cuz for a minute before he find out his murderer you're like I kind of get the rage if you thought he was going to get some [ __ ] but he's like I mean I rented this [ __ ] cabin and then in reality like oh no he's a murderer I know my dad was like you see dude that's a good that's like a six sense where he's like n you're not doing that and then that fight is so worth it for her life she's like don't you [ __ ] tell me what to do maybe if you car this much wait so baby together and he's like [ __ ] you and then it's like uh he uh we found him wearing the skull of a woman as a hat yeah now every fight my dad's like remember that time I saved your life though remember when I bailed you from old Chucky stab stab remember remember Mr stab a lot all right so at the end of this episode first off Chris Stephano you're the man thank you bro love your apartment thanks dude are we open about we're coming to you live from Dan's apartment my apartment but this is the second Betty dude this is where I would live man this why I play video games amazing it's [ __ ] awesome you need a two-bedroom in Manhattan well we're lucky that we got this apartment we're also was this a CO deal or this was like a good deal well the reason this is a good deal is because people get access to the roof from our level and so we found out from the building that like I was like why is this cheaper than the other apartments and they're like no reason and then the summer came and we're like oh it's like a bar out in the hallway oh okay like you just have people like there's a lot of young people in our build there's a lot of families but there's a lot of young people in our building right and they [ __ ] get hammered and bring friends is there like a furnish roof deck out here type thing it's very nice and you the stairs are right here and there's like there for some reason the elevator comes to this level and then there's just an elevator that goes one floor up but it's like you hear a lot of girl screams in the hallway and a lot of bros so when we take the dog out they're like who is this and you're like shut up she's wear a hat and you're like [ __ ] I just want to walk my dog but that's why I saw the lady in the leasing office and I went that's why it's cheaper into it yeah yeah she was like I didn't want to tell you that she's like it sucks she's like a lot of families don't want to live on this floor cuz it's like it's just like and then you'll come out in the hallway and they'll be like trash and you're like come on it's like a nice building and but you're going to stay here though yeah we've been here we've been here already for about a year and a half and I think we're going to stay here another year yeah dude but it's great [Music]
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Channel: Dan Soder
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Keywords: sal vulcano, comedy, funny, chris distefano, podcast, hey babe, ymh, tom segura, bad friends, andrew santino, sam morril, mark normand, shane gillis, bobby lee, are you garbage, jimmy kimmel, tim dillon, santino, theo von, joe rogan, stav, schulz, flagrant, matt rife, ryan sickler, dan soder, we might be drunk, barstool, Andrew Santino, comedy cellar, ari shaffir, new york, nyc, jim norton, david spade, soder, stand up comedy, jre, rogan, kimmel, dads, family, comedian, 2024, sugar, diet
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Length: 64min 8sec (3848 seconds)
Published: Wed Jun 05 2024
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