- I have a list of the dumbest things rich people have ever bought. - These are smart financial decisions. - Well, not really. This guy spent over a hundred
thousand dollars on a banana. This guy bought a giant dino-mech suit, and this guy spent a
hundred million on this. - I don't even know what that is. - Starting with this
thousand dollar piece of ice. - The idea here is the
ice will maximally chill and minimally dilute your spirit. - Jimmy, I'd consider
myself maximally chill. - This piece of ice will last
anywhere from 15 to 20 minutes giving you plenty of time to enjoy that velvety taste of the spirit. - Let's do the math. The ice costs a thousand dollars and it lasts 15 to 20 minutes. It's like $30 a minute. - No smell. No taste. - No smell. No taste. Yeah, that's frozen water. If only we had a way
to keep our drinks cool for 15 to 20 minutes. - Put it in the fridge, Two Chains. What are you doing? - No, he has like seven chains on. - Yeah, he's gotta rebrand. - Next up, we have a $30,000
Louis Vuitton airplane bag. - How is that practical? If someone were to rob that,
would that be a hijacking? - Your Honor, this wasn't a
robbery it was a hijacking. - You have to understand, for $30,000 I want that thing flying around. - You know what? Actually true. If this purse has an engine
and you can fly it behind you, then it makes sense. This is a $50,000 hover golf cart. What is that? That's just a reg- - Oh! - Oh my god. - I was like, that's a normal golf cart. - What? - Let's have fun. Let's go through the water hazard. - Oh, no shot. - Wow. I need a second to process that. Maybe the old white men were right. Golfing is fun. - This is the only time that you can ever say the old white men
were right and not be bad. - I don't think this should
go in the stupid things. rich people bought video. - We'll put this into the smart things rich people bought video coming soon. - Bro and they drifted on the way out. - This is awesome. - I want it. - And it's probably better
for the golf course. - Whoever makes these, DM me on Twitter right
now and give me one. This is a $75,000 Tiger
pet, which by the way, still costs less than
one night in the room we're staying in right now. Would you rather stay in this
room a night or have a tiger? - I'm scared of tigers. Oh my god. Mike Tyson's the only dude that I could picture owning a tiger. [Tyson] One minute they're looking, they may take a chunk out of you. Then 20 minutes later
they come and lick you. You have to be very cautious with them. - Yeah, you have to be cautious. It's a tiger! It is a tiger, Mike Tyson. Yeah. You have to be cautious. - Mike Tyson is the only
person on the planet that could you know, put it in its place if need be. The Tigers getting a
little too aggressive, he hits it with the one-two. Now we're getting to the items that cost more than a
night in this hotel room, and we're just getting started. We're on $120,000 Egyptian fish tank. - Whoa. - You sounded exactly like the guy there. - Swear to God is my
first time seeing this. - Wait, did Shaq buy this? - Yeah. This is Shaq's. That fish looks massive for that tank. - True, bro. The fish
barely fits in the tank. - The fish is like one fifth of the tank. - The fish literally has
like two feet to move around. - No, he doesn't have two feet. They're fins. - I'm gonna be honest, I'd rather own that fish tank
than have this room for night. It's totally reasonable If you love fish. Everyone just has 120 grand. - But you have to love
fish and love Egypt. - And have 120 grand laying around. - Diamond Hot Wheels. - Hot Wheels! - This is 140 G's. - Do you know how important this is to me? - At Friday's unveiling of this diamond encrusted custom made 18
karat gold Hot Wheels car. - How about we buy that and
then we give it to Chris's son Tucker and let Tucker play with it, but we don't tell them it's 140 grand. And then after a week we told Chris Tucker's been playing with 140 grand car - Tucker's playing with a
car that is worth way more than Chris's real car. - Next we have a banana taped
to a wall which guess this, is 150 grand. - Two of them sold for $120,000. The third one expected
to sell for $150,000. - You know what, I'll say it. I'm gonna get into art work. My first piece I'm selling
is this Can of Monster. 200 G's. All right 190 now. Next up we have a quarter
of a million dollar mansion for dogs. - Whoa. - It's like a dog creator house. - Are you kidding me? - Bro what? This doghouse
is nicer than my house. - Five dogs live in here. You know what? I'm gonna go build a mini
doghouse and adopt five dogs. This is the dream. - I kind of want this, but for cats. This is a $575,000 robosaurus. - This is like an anime. - Wait, how's that not 5 million dollars? What? This costs less than a Lamborghini. - What on earth. - And it has a flame thrower? - What kind of power ranger stuff is this? - I'm just gonna say it. Whoever makes this, DM me on
Twitter so I can buy one now. Wait, wait. This is stupid things rich people buy. - Yeah, yeah. - Wait, wait. Nevermind. I don't wanna buy it. Nevermind. - You're calling yourself out right now. - No! I became the thing
we were making fun of. Back into character. I mean, this is dumb. Only an idiot would buy it. I don't care if you're Jeff Bezos. This is a waste of money. - And he's just destroying this- what did this car do to him? - Right? So we have attack on Titan. - Okay. Person that made this, we need to make something attack on Titan. - No, we're making fun of rich people. - Is what I would've said
if I was a dumb rich person. - Exactly. There we go. We almost lost him. This is a million dollar
diamond fishing lure. - No. - Mack McBurney, who is the inventor and the designer of the real
$1 million lure and folks, that is the $1 million lure. - He has to specify that like four times as if people are making fake
million dollar diamond lures. - It's like this one's the real one. - He's like, stop guys. It's here. This is it. In fact, we've even got
some good video down in- - No, they're not
throwing it in the ocean! - Wow. I wanna know which
you guys would rather own. That million dollar fishing
reel or this drug cabinet which is actually a million
dollar piece of art. - We can do this whole
video just in this room. - It has sensors on it, and
if you press too hard security will come to the room and
ask you what you're doing. Carl, you wanna try to open it? - Sure. - Yeah. We have camera footage. - No shot. - Million dollar lure or this. Next step is an NFT that's
sold for 2.9 million dollars. It was the first tweet ever on Twitter. - What was the first tweet? I don't even know what it was. Oh, he didn't even spill Twitter right. - This one's not as crazy, cause the 2.9 million
dollars went to charity. - Aww. It was resold for $280? What? - Wow. They should make a movie on that. Imagine paying 2.9 million for an NFT, and then selling it for $280 a year later. - There's a documentary somewhere in that. - It would be funny. He sells his house. He sells everything, buys the NFT. And then at the end of it,
he gets food for a month. - Technically speaking, this
has to be the worst one yet. - This has to actually be the
worst investment in history. Next is the frozen shark,
which, come over here Carl. This bad boy cost 3 million dollars. - It's a real shark. How long is this shark just exist- - It's actually two real sharks. - Oh, wait and look. It comes with Chandler. - The reason this is the
most expensive hotel room in the world is because it
has all this crazy artwork, and I still don't understand
why that's a million dollars. - It's bad. - This is the world's largest SUV. It is 3 million dollars. - All right, Mad Max. What is this? - Oh my gosh. Wait, so are those tires in the middle just if your other 10 tires pop? - They just wanna hang. - Wow. - What is the front half for? Humans can't even fit in that. That was easily the dumbest one yet. - Is it dumber than this 3.7 million sofa? - Even arriving with
her own security guard. - Tell me if you think you're
3.7 million dollar sofa's safe with this guy overseeing it. If I was a robber and watching this, I'd be like, oh, all right. Well then I'm gonna steal it. This is the kind of guy
I'd want to raise my kids not defend my three and a
half million dollar sofa. - This is the kind of guy I want my kids to get taught history from. - And don't you try stealing this sofa. A local history teacher's protecting it. - Is this a metal sofa? - That doesn't make sense. - What? - These days they're so valuable. We're not even allowed to sit on them. - What? - Oh, it's a sofa you can't sit on. - What is the point? - What's the point of your $30,000 Pokemon blast choice card? - I don't know. - Checkmate. - I like to stare at it. - And they like to stare at their sofa. - That's wild. - It's the most expensive
bathroom in the world. 4.8 million dollars. - I respect somebody that
cares about a bathroom. - Is that all gold? Oh of course. - A gold trash can? - Ah, come on. Really? 4.8 million bathroom, you still
have the stupid hand dryer. Why did the Associated Press do that? - Why did they have the zoom? - I don't know, but I hope
that person got a raise. This is a 15 million private zoo. I'm gonna be honest, 15 is not
that bad for a private zoo. - Okay, they got giraffes. - Okay. This is awesome. Wait, there's a brown bear and
a giraffe in the same place? This is actually really, really cool. - Wait, what? Zero shot I am feeding a
bear outta my hand like that. - A dude like me, he
won't catch me doing that. You think Mike Tyson's
tiger would beat that? Oh my gosh. They are too comfortable
with these animals. - The same guy that owns
the world largest SUV also has this service where
you can write your name in space for 25 million dollars. - Whoa. - Wow. - Each letter measured in at 500 meters. - That's 5 million a letter. - To get a sense of just how gigantic this thing is here's a
view of both Abu Dhabi, and the Al Futaisi Island. - Wow. - What on earth? - You know what? If I ever have a spare 25
million, I think I might buy it. - That's kind of cool,
but who's seeing it? - I think people at that kind of money, they just don't care. Their assistants like,
oh, I saw this on Google. They're like, I don't care. Take me to my private zoo. - It also got washed
away after five years. - Really? - That's a lot of money just to be gone. - I'm glad I saved 25 million
dollars not buying it. - That's probably the most
wasteful one yet though. - Agree. Now we have a 42
million dollar doomsday clock which is actually owned by Jeff Bezos. This clock is built to tick
for the next 10,000 years. - What? - Day night thermal cycles. It will keep time for 10,000 years without human intervention. - When one of the richest people in the world starts
making a doomsday clock, you should get a little bit nervous. - And the final thing that
rich people are buying that I totally wouldn't buy if I was rich, this is just all stupid stuff,
is this giant metal bunny. Guess how much it is? - No idea- - You're wrong. 91 million dollars. - It's so small. - That's what she said. Oh, the bunny's small as well though. The sculpture by Jeff Koons
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