- What would you buy if
you had infinite money? - The world. - Well just watch this video to see the ridiculously
stupid things you could buy. We're gonna start things off small with the world's most
expensive chocolate bar. This is a Louis Vuitton
gold chocolate bar. - It's how much? - A hundred dollars. - Why would you buy the world's
most expensive chocolate bar when you could buy the
world's best chocolate bar? - Hey Feastables! That's exactly why we put this here. - It's edible gold? - Wow. Oh, and it comes in a box. - Louis the XIII Grand Gold bar. I know my Roman numerals. - I'm gonna be honest,
that was a little cheap. Now the most expensive water in the world. Didn't we literally buy
this and drink this? We bought water from the same company but I think ours was only $800. Apparently this is $8,000. - Wow! - Oh, not this guy. - Oh, look at his shirt. It's an anime reference. What a nerd! All right. Let's see. - That's fake sound effects. Oh, the bottle's not even high enough for him to be gulping yet. Tyler exposed. - Eww! Gross! He's drinking Aquafina. - I'm a water criticizer. - What makes this water 10
times better than what we drink? - So I remember finding
out about the $800 water. The only thing that made it expensive was the physical bottle. It had diamonds on it. - Now the most expensive air in a can. - Oh! I was telling you about this when you told me the title of this video. I love watching this shit. - We've listed this on our
website for 10 grand and-- - 10 grand air. - Wow! Per bottle? - Per can. When people are drinking a
lot of grape juice in the club they get too tired 'cause the grape juice, you can take that pure
oxygen, gets you going. It helps with the grape juice hangover. - Yeah, yeah, yeah - Yeah.
- You didn't know about that? - How about you just
drink less grape juice? - No. - This is the most expensive
plane ticket in the world. - All right. So that's his living room. - Oh, it's this guy? Oh, I don't like this guy. - Who invited this cave mess? I can say that 'cause I'm his friend. - Casey's sitting there
he's like, "We're friends?" - What makes this expensive is you have a private bedroom, a private bathroom, and your
own living room in the sky. - Wow! That's a lot of cheddar. - Wowsers! There's a hallway. - Wow. You guys said that at the, and - We did. And then you have a bed. - But I don't know, like even
if I was super, super rich. 30 grand's a lot of money. - That's a nice toilet. - That is good. You know a toilet's good if it has LEDs. - Proper shower right here. - A shower would be nice 'cause after I fall asleep
on the plane for 15 hours and I wake up in a pool of
my own sweat and confusion I'm gonna want to take a shower. - This is the most expensive
Xbox controller in the world. It is $90,000. And wait, I gotta go fart. Tell me if you can hear it from over here. - Naw, I couldn't hear it. Oh, it's Linus. - Oh, look how happy he looks. - Happy? He looks homeless now. - Linus just progressively
just got so homeless as he got more successful. Yeah. I used to watch every Linus video when I was in the IT world. Now I don't touch
computers at all anymore. - Now we're up to a pair of a
hundred thousand dollars dice and if you think these dice are cool, just wait till we get to the
billions later in this video. Yo! A hundred K for dice. - Hold on. It looked kind like there was like a little bit of diamonds
on the table. Go back. So when he throws the dice
and then he picks them up, there's a little bit
of shine on the table. - Did he leave like? - You see that? - Yeah. There was some shot. - Yeah, he lost like a
couple hundred bucks. That's so dumb! - And if you'd rather not spend
a hundred thousand dollars on a pair of dice, here's a downtown LA apartment that's only 25 grand more - A month. - Oh, a month? - A month. - Oh, I thought that said, oh my gosh! I mean, at least that's a helipad! - I didn't know if that was
just the top of the building. Do you get the whole building? Oh, you get the very top
and it's like a house. Oh, so it's an apartment complex
and then they build a house at the very top and so the
rich guy gets to stay up there. - So every day you're
spending $4,000 to live there. - Do you get to control the LED? I feel like if I live at the top I'm spending $4,000 a day to live there. I can change the LEDs to
whatever color, whatever I want. - You just put like five
bedrooms, that's it? - 10 bath-- Wait, wait, wait, wait - Wait, wait. Who has a two bathroom
to one bedroom ratio? - Yeah. Usually it's
the complete opposite. Who does, what? This is the world's stinkiest guy. The world's richest and stinkiest guy. - Apparently, the more richer you get the more bathrooms you need. All right. This is the most expensive
bed in the world. 200 grand. - Really? And they're just jumping on it? - We're laying on a $200,000
bed made of horse hair. - Why was that funny? - I dunno. Good concept. You know what? I'll buy it. - Let's say I DM like PewDiePie. I'm like, "Hey, come over." And he's like, "No." And then I'm like, I got a
200,000 bed in my guest room. You can sleep on. - So you wanna sleep with
PewDiePie in a $200,000 bed? - No. Rich boy cuddles. Don't you think he would come over? This is the most expensive
bike in the world. It costs $325,000. - Is it actually made outta gold? Wouldn't that technically
be so freaking heavy? Oh, it's covered. - It's called the 24K
Gold Men's Racing Bike. - If you're a woman, and you
wanna buy this bike, get out. This is a gendered bike and
it is only for men. Dang it! - Go buy a house. Maybe it's not because only men
are stupid enough to buy it. - I was about to say that. That is so facts. - Oh, okay. They just have a business of
putting gold on everything. This is the most expensive
Monopoly game on earth. This Monopoly board costs 850 grand. - Uh-huh. Jimmy wants it. Jimmy loves Monopoly. - I do. - Why do you love a game
that takes five hours to play and everybody just leaves? - Because it distracts
me from my pain in life. - Oh, I call the car or the thimble. - I'm always the trashcan
'cause it reminds me of me. - Okay, what do you want us to say? It's a gold Monopoly board. Some rich dummy's gonna buy it and show his friends and
they're gonna be like, "Wow, Geoffrey, that's impressive!" - Now we're up to the millions. This is where we film creator games. We literally played hide
and seek in these rooms. And might I add, these rooms are insane. You have your own private
kitchen, private bathroom. - Really? - Private like seating section everything. - Wow. I didn't go to that video. I went to the one where we
cleaned up trash on the beach. - You did? - I did, but I'm glad I went to that one. - This is the most expensive diamond. - Oh, the most expensive
diamond chain you guys got a picture of mine? Oh my God. It's the Murakami Chain! Isn't that six nines also? Yeah, it is. - It's a million dollar chain. - This is before he did
the snitching and stuff. That's funny. That's cool. - All right. This is a $1.25 million motor home. I know you want this. How do Lamborghinis like this cost more than this mobile home? - That thing is big and
you could put a smart car in it. - Yeah, that's cool. To having the little car is clutch. - That is really nice actually for a RV. I've been in a lot of RVs. This actually kind of
reminds me of a nice boat. - Oh nice. - That's a good bed. And not a 28-inch TV like most RVs have. - Up next, is a $1.5 million guitar. Let's see this gitar! - Dude, just to play
where his fingers touched would be insane. You can tell he actually like
played the crap out of it. - So like, oh wait, he's just playing it? What if he snaps a string? And now we're onto something
actually interesting. This is the most expensive
dog on the planet. Ah, look at that face!
- He's so fluffy! He got a fat face. - Oh my gosh. Could I buy that dog? - No. - Why? - Probably 'cause the owner
probably doesn't wanna sell it 'cause it's so freaking cute. Man, look at it. - These shoes have 18,000 diamonds on them and are worth over $2 million. - That sounds like a
great way to get robbed. - Remember that guy from
Nickelodeon, Nick Cannon? - Yeah. - These are his. - I still can't get over that fact that you introduced Nick Cannon
as the guy from Nickelodeon. He's probably so mad. - I don't think Nick Cannon's
watching our react videos. Hey, if you are, come be in one. - Hey Nick, we love you. - Now we're gonna move
on to a $5 million watch - Colored diamonds that
are extraordinarily rare. - Did you fart Jimmy? - I did. I didn't leave the room this time. The one time I don't leave the room. - All right, it's fine. I can still react like this - Bro, that doesn't
even look like a watch! - Like it looks like
you just threw diamonds at something and they just stuck there. And then you were like, beautiful. - And that's why we've
called it the hallucination. - How about you hallucinate
onto a better design for your watch? What, the freaking face
of the watch is tiny! - I know! - What the heck. - That's literally just
jewels on your wrist. Remember that home on wheels
that was only $1.2 million? - Mm-hmm. - Well, this is another car,
but it costs $25 million. - There are 2 million
crystals on the vent door. Some people say that I wasted
so much money on this car. - Some would say I wasted
so much money on this car. I wonder who was crazy
enough to insinuate you wasted money on your $25
million diamond Lamborghini. - I'll be that person. - In the world of super cars, the Lamborghini will always reign supreme. - I don't know about that. It's kind of like the
Walmart of super cars. - Lamborghini is peak car. In my opinion. - If you're a basic like basic normal... - Bro! Look at that! That looks like a freaking Batmobile! All right, now we're onto
a $31 million golden yacht which isn't a Jeffrey Bezos yet. We're still working our way up. But it's a nice yacht. - This has gotta be a clip
from Grand Theft Auto. This is not real. - It has to just be painted gold. There's no way it's covered
in gold and only 31 million. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - 'Cause just a yacht normally
costs tens of millions. - Yeah. This is just a really nice yacht and it has a gold color on it. - If it was actually golden,
it would cost billions. Now we're really getting up there. This next item is a
hundred million dollars and I'm gonna let you viewers
try to guess what it is. Is it a car, a house, or a candy bar? - The candy bar might just
be there to throw you off, but you never know. - It's a hundred million dollar car. If you thought it was a candy
bar, you're literally stupid. - Slightly a car guy. I'm starting to get into it. - If a $100 a million dollars-- - Wow. - And they let her start it? A hundred million dollar car? - Not only did they let her start it, I bet she's gonna drive it. This super car blocking. - Oh wait, she's not driving. Oh, now take that and double it. This is a $200 million private jet. Potentially one of the most
expensive private jets on Earth. - I'm gonna hit you with this, Jimmy. - Yep. - It looks like somebody
just bought a big normal jet. Oh, nevermind. Nevermind Jimmy. They need to make it look
cooler on the outside. It looks like a freaking
United Airlines flight on the outside and on the
inside it's the palace of Versaille. That's so beautiful. I love the-- - This is ridiculous. Oh, caught to cameraman 5k. - What a dingus. - And now the moment you've
all been waiting for, Jeffrey Bezos's half a
billion dollar yacht. This yacht costs more than
whatever watching this video has in a bank account combined
probably times like four. This is capitalism in a ship. - Holy crap! Oh man. - Is that Jeff? That was the most expensive
yacht in the world. This is the most expensive
home in the world. It's in India. - 2 billion! - It's located in the
inner city of Mumbai, India near some of the city's
most poverty stricken slums. - That's somebody's house. And they built it over the poverty so they didn't have to deal with it. - Who let someone have that much money? - It also has a 168-vehicle,
multi-level car parking. - Wow. Whoa. Three helipads? - If your other two
helicopters are landing what are you gonna do
with the third helicopter? - What? What situation are
you in where you are landing three helicopters at one time? - I can't give you a $2 billion
home, but I can give one of you a thousand dollars. Someone that subscribes
the next seven days it's gonna be walking away with a grand. So if you haven't already, hit the subscribe button right now. - I'm gonna go put my shirt back on.
