Struggling To Be A Grown-Up! | Micky Flanagan Live: The Out Out Tour

because we had the little boy right and you know i've done a lot of child care with him and uh it's quite hard the child care because my wife's very middle class is quite an organic little boy you know everything's checked and double checked so she goes out she goes there's some activities on the side and i've left him some organic raisins lovely well done we'll crack on with that and when she goes out i say to him go and get yourself two fingers of kitkat and a little glass of orange juice i say don't worry down when he comes back we put on it v4 and we watch on the buses together because i want him to know where he comes from he loves it he loves a bit of on the buses but he's got no concept of dishonesty so i say to him after don't say enough to mummy about the bus program and the kitkat and he goes nah nah i won't say nothing today he's walked in the kitchen the other day boulder's brass walked in the kitchen looked at the wife [Applause] they said it couldn't happen people they said a comedian could not get a laugh from blakey in 2011. you saw it here people you were part of history i'll keep him alive blakey so me and the wife love each other but she gets a bit upset about my immaturity she says you're immature she says you're peeping out the curtains you're showing people your [ __ ] you don't say hello tonight because i found this grown-up bit quite hard to deal with i'm not a monster but i won't ever laugh and that adult life is so dull wouldn't it so she goes out and i'm walking about what's going on here and the phone goes and every fiber in my being tells me everything i know to be right and wrong informs me must not answer that phone like a chinese man but it's a mind your language corridor of my mind some benny hill room where the door is never quite closed properly i think that'll be a laugh answer the phone like a chinese person i can feel myself doing it i'm having an out-of-body experience i'm floating above myself don't get away outside okay hello no she's not here and i have a breakaway conversation for authenticity the wolf comes out she says what you doing she said why people in work asking me if i'm married to a japanese man because i'm an [ __ ] so she said we need to talk i thought oh here we go now when i was at university i read philosophy for a year and i've had kierkegaard he's a danish philosopher he believes we live our lives moving forward understand them by looking back because living a life and understanding occupy separate dimensions because your experiences always overwhelm you before they can be processed so i read some kicker guard honor i thought i've got to put this to bed i want to listen to desert island this have a cup of coffee i turned to i said listen sister discern i think you'll find the people who take the longest to grow up on this planet ultimately end up the finest adults right job done i turn away enjoying the victory she's on the ropes that was good she's thinking that was good the kitchen windows only missed it up i couldn't help myself i just had to draw a [ __ ] on it [Applause] and to show her i was trying i didn't put any spunk coming at the top you are where you are you

Channel: Micky Flanagan

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Keywords: Micky Flanagan, Micky Flanagan Stand Up, Stand Up, Stand Up Comedy, The Out Out Tour, Back in the Game, An' Another Fing, live at the apollo, mock the week, 8 out of 10 cats, Comedy Roadshow, A League of Their Own, was it something i said?, Detour de France, Søren Kierkegaard, growing up, adult life, immature, stand, up, older, midlife crisis, family, comedy, an another fing, going out out

Id: LRcUzEQHYfk

Length: 5min 15sec (315 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 21 2021