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i have every intention of paying you back i'm broke right now you're broke which level look at that do you remember that look at it that is money that's not mine i flip-flopped like crazy on the game today i was going to play spaceport janitor and then i found out that noita has twitch integration it was going to be noita we've been it was voted on annoyed lost but then i voted and it's worth a thousand votes that i freaked out and i was like holy shit this twitch integration i want to play it and then somebody said people can like hack you if you turn it on i was like i don't i don't get hacked so i turned it off one person was like dude don't turn on the twitch integration you're gonna get hacked and i was like what the fuck does that mean they could have just been completely fucking with me but you got me i was like oh wow twitch integration maybe we'll do that instead oh yeah pog one person writes hey dude just be careful like you can get like your channel compromise with the twitch integration it's kind of buggy oh that's all it took for me just to fucking not do it it's 100 not true that's in no way true god damn it i knew look this this okay this is within three minutes of me turning the stream on like within four minutes of turning the stream on i get a message that says dude fucking be careful man i'm serious are you high today no why guys i'm not high every day come on i'm not you know what yeah i am because i get to say i'm wicked high and that's why all the things that i do that are stupid now have an excuse but thank you for giving me a permanent excuse forever i could fuck up a children's puzzle for an hour straight and then you everyone's like what the fuck is going on this is easy okay yeah sorry guys i just took a little bit of cbd this morning and people be like oh okay yeah like weed 420 makes you like fucked up i get it yeah keep going man keep going with this kid's puzzle maybe you'll get it eventually perfect turn on the twitch integration no hold on not yet let me just play first i don't even know if this game is i don't want to turn on the twitch integration immediately and have like 50 things spammed on me when i don't know i don't know the controls of the game entered the mines what do i have to do why do i play it really is terraria i suck at terraria if there's one game i could tell you that i cannot play to save my life it's terraria you guys know how awful i am with this kind of control scheme i'm gonna die in the first level and i'm gonna turn the stream off this is terraria but it's hard and rage inducing oh come on i'm not gonna do well at all all right i'm good i'm all right i get experience throw the egg it spawns a friendly creature oh what that's pretty cool all right what's this thing do oh fuck this guy get down there and kill him go down there and hurt that guy shit oh down there and kill him ow what the fuck all right what's this a sword oh this is do oh wait this one's got gas in it what's this one okay this is a burst of air picked up a new magic what happened what happened what i don't think this is even a rage game for me this is more of like i understand i'll never do this game it doesn't bother me that much really that kind of doesn't fuck i'm so bad at terraria type shooting i swear to god this is why i don't play these games [Music] because you have to you have to look at where your character is and the whole other side of the screen like if i'm if i'm right here and i have to look over here i have no idea what's happening here this game's pretty fun you know okay this is this is all the parts of terraria that are cool without the crowd it's just non-crafting terraria i don't have to like open up a wikipedia page with 5 000 articles on it i just get cool item and just views don't get hit that thing that's a mega one down there what is that thing [Music] hey whoa he's picking what you can hit like what they can pick up the items he stole that he just stole it from me that thing was insane where did he go no what this does so much damage if you can hit it what what what what what what what what what what what what happened i thought that was a training dummy oh boy this is where it gets a little black hole black hole black old black hole it didn't black hole didn't do anything what the fuck what oh my god voice crack worst one i've probably done a long time i'm dead goodbye that was i i just got spawned on by like 40 people person who studies this art must have either everything or nothing an alchemist who knows only half of their craft reaps nothing but disappointment and waste of time and money moreover they lay themselves upon to the mockery of those who despise our art those indeed who succeed in research reaching the uh hold on i'm like drunk reading this is what okay when you get like a drunk text and you're drunk it's like what did you just say hey where are you why are you not in a hotel room i don't know fill your water bottle you can do that oh you can [Music] i swear to fucking god i have no idea what's wrong i didn't mean to do that you guys remember the game magicka this is magica and terraria together i remember they made another magica but they had this awesome incredibly fun video game where you combine spells and could play with your friends and then they made another magica and then i i died apparently because i ran out of oxygen that didn't happen like the that didn't happen like that in that order the menu sounds like taco bell [Music] [Laughter] crunch crunchwrap supreme only 2.99 with our box combo come to the bell you fucking asshole oh dig that out that's gold take that out is this worth it how much the gold do you get you don't get one i feel like i'm doing the thing in worms that everybody hates when you just take one of your worms and you just continue to drill down and just stay safe the whole time oh is it my turn okay and then somebody finally gets like right there you're like fucking down here they just like throw like a shhh i don't this is a complete just pulling this out of my ass completely but i i feel like worms is one of those franchises that's which it would potentially be trying to modernize too much and the game is not even close to as fun as it was before is that true i have no idea i'm making that up i don't know but i just feel like it could be says the guy that plays ipad games yeah now i have you know um e3 i know that people are going to laugh at this maybe i've already told this story but e3 like 2013. um star and i were in a shared hotel room together and i was in the middle of playing the family guy the family guy the quest for stuff and a star i was just sitting in the in the bed over next to me watching me just tap on the ipad and like collecting coins i had a town that was huge it was like of rivaled the best towns in the whole game i had every character i had quagmire i had lois i had stewie i had peter i had uh professor xavier whatever the guy's name is i had all of them i pro and i'm gonna be honest with you i have to be honest with you because i hope that i am i spent at least and i'm some being completely real and i hate to say this out loud at least a hundred dollars on that game i swear to god at least a hundred it probably was like 200. over the course of like five months of me caring about it i don't know why i didn't even care and i don't even like family guy that much i don't even care but that was right when those started becoming a thing uh like collect coins from your buildings and wait 2012 2013 that was when it first started and then i figured it out and i was like all right that's fucking stupid i'm never doing that again and then i bought like 1400 hearthstone cards over the course of a couple of years it just never stopped they just decided they just continued to do that formula in a few different other ways it got to a point where i was buying hearthstone cards just to buy them and oh and i didn't even i was terrible i was so bad at the game i had no idea what the meta was i was fucking awful at it but everybody was playing it and i was like oh i want grom hellscream too because this is a grom deck you got stars told this story before back when hearthstone was in its beta and they were given closed out like keys to streamers and shit i went into a bunch of people's channels with alt accounts and tried to win key giveaways i would sit in a string because people are doing like oh bearded key giveaway so i try to find streams that i like i had a good chance to win and i was just sitting there and i'd wait for a fucking beta key here we go we're giving another two or three keys and i'm like oh yeah okay me too give me one did i get one no i didn't all right i have to remember the validity of this because i think star like got a key for me somehow i think if he like found one or he got it and he gave it to me i don't even remember he found one i don't even like remember how i was so obsessed i was like i need to play it so bad please editing and then i got it and i didn't play it this is so stupid this is like zero effort but it's it's somehow a lot of effort but at the same time it's fucking zero effort too this is zero effort i think i like meg the most from the time that i said the word family guy ipad game one of you started immediately you started right then and you finished two minutes ago and uploaded it i don't know what this has to do with family guy but um what does this have to do with fame this is we're on like a family guy kick right now does this have to be a family guy so handsome okay uh thanks mom yeah thanks a lot mom for saying that why did you what did you do to my face why did you do that to my face i don't understand what the point of this was why did you arch my back a little and give me a weird chin i don't understand okay this is way better i don't know this could be real somebody said the missing link it's not real i don't think it is it's just all demand body old men over the age of like 85. you know the things that like you things that you're remembered for and the things like the legacy you leave behind it's gonna be a real lot of digging to find that for me you're gonna have to really do a lot of uh weeding around mitch mcconnell now now let me not let me tell you about the stimulus we are not ready to move forward on a stimulus not yet maybe soon we will move forward on that but my madam speaker fuck that wrinkly asshole tony hawk okay i'm done i'm done i'm done i'm done i'm done i'm done i'm done i'm going back to playing noiter it was in all caps all right i'm stop it enough silence uh my favorite slot machine is where's the gold by the way if you want to know more lore more confessions i thought it was betty white yeah betty white isn't very good to me i'll tell you betty white wasn't very good to me lately i haven't been okay let me be clear about this i haven't like been to the casino to play casino games since like january of 2020. so let's be clear about that first of all this year yeah um like very march april may june july august september october november yeah so yes i went to the casino 10 months ago and hung out for a little while [Music] look out here all right i'm gonna die so don't make fun of me yet if i had a billion dollars i would open up like 30 clown schools across the country and put like make like clowns like cool again that's what i would do clowns cool again yeah clowns were cool in like the fucking 1400s like the 1200s or something when it was like weren't they cool back like in like the like the medieval times like jesters gestures were cool what are you talking about people hated the jester no they didn't it was like the king's right hand man like jester come and spend time with me and they would come he'd come out and dance and they'd all be happy it was king's like favorite person clowns were cool when gestures were cool and if this song wasn't good enough then they were like fed to a bunch of lions just like you know twitch chat if my joke's not good enough you guys scream at me and tell me i'm just ugly [Applause] ow don't okay okay stop it stop stop stop what the fuck is happening that's a big thing over there that's a huge enemy he's dead he dropped a lot of gold that's a lot of money don't touch it it's a risk too risky oh my god no no i didn't oh why did i think for some reason that if you went to the portal that it took off status effects i don't know why no i'm not knowing so pissed off no integration no no integration i'm mad now i have to be happy for the integration i just keep getting distracted no more distractions okay no more if you have something you have to tell me tell me after class no more distractions don't bring up like family guy ipad games don't bring up like how funny i looked when i was had bad posture or something no mr albertson can i use the bathroom no until after school that's okay that's actually kind no that's fucked up no you can go to the bathroom if you want this shitty school this would be you guys just watch the teacher play neuto mr albertson um when are we gonna actually do schoolwork i don't know later shut up leave me alone this is the run mr albertson can you help me with my homework er bring it here can you help me homework yeah sure rig it here let me see it where's that oh oh wow yeah it looks like you didn't fill out uh question three four and five let me help you with this into the trash i'll go sit on uh worm attractor kills to mana or explosion immunity i'll take it no direct damage from explosions ever again don't don't make the god mad don't make god mad don't make god mad don't make god mad don't make god mad okay i think i'm gonna i gotta win this one i don't even know if i'm firing the weapon i need fire immunity and i'm good i'm running out of oxygen why am i running out of oxygen all right stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop i don't know where i am enough enough enough enough okay so don't do that ah oh why can i please move please move please please move what the fuck dude all right i've had enough of this shit but i just get hit in the face by my own thing what the fuck why why am i stuck in the pixel that's very angry inducing i can't i can't even move this hissy bass is a mad house oh i'm dead i just like i just died i'm dead all right fun right really fun in the first five seconds of the map i'm dead what is this what is this bullshit down here like i'm just i'm just dead immediately you get like stuck in the quicksand i'm turning on integration oh shit i can't even see what it is either can i no i can't see of lava a huge body of lava is summoned where oh right there okay you know what i actually don't like the fact that i don't know what you guys are doing because it's a mystery to me too i don't like that i'm you know what i'm so glad that i did not turn this on until like playing for a little while if i had done this from the second i turned the stream on i would not have thought the game was fun i would have been like oh that was cool for a little bit i guess oh let's move the fuck off this is stupid you tracked projectiles for a while no wait these can't hurt me what's wrong with this frog what happened to me i'm a fish he just ate me huge worm appears i'm assuming he's here i'm assuming this huge worm is over here yeah there he is in the first room in room one room one why would you do this to me i didn't i just walked down out of the entrance all right i just gotta leave get out quick wherever he is he's distracted jesus christ is he blocking it what's he doing what's wrong with him oh my god i just blew his head up is it gold let me move this to here this here and then i like wait this one's what the fuck did i what am i doing with this one hold on see you vlog don't do that right now hold on wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait i got i gotta go i gotta go i gotta go i gotta go i gotta go i gotta go why is there poison in here what is this what is this star trek beam and why is it filling the entire game what on earth summon egg summon a shitload of eggs with the fire this is i just if it's a friend gun holy shit this is unbelievable okay let's go all right there's too much shit on the screen right now and i i need to douse myself what is shooting at me too much on the screen way too much on the screen i have no idea what's going on i can i gotta turn like the particles down i have absolutely no fucking idea what's happening are they are you shooting me what the fuck is going on put me out put me out put me out put me out put me up put me out go into the water portal to some place portal did you guys just teleport me to the this is the run this is no it's not i'm taking a ton of damage this is not the run this is not the run at all like these are all like late game enemies that just instantly killed me stage three is late game all right but hold on did you see how many people were spawned there's like 12 people around me this is the run all right if i do not get to the floor okay you ready for this one oh yeah you guys like bets you guys call me the gambler you guys like them a lot more than i do if i do not get to the bottom of this room i will give a hundred community subs okay they're gonna do three they're gonna do three i think that's a boss they're gonna do three it's a boss yeah do it again fine if i don't get to the bottom of the next one i'll give 50 subs it cuts in half every time because i keep winning good okay i made it now it's 25. here's the remarkable thing about this with me needing to give subs if i lose with the default wand that i got in the beginning of the game i've gotten further than i've gotten in the last hour easy easy easy easy easy easy easy that's a lot of money spraying that shit i need that money what happened oh i took a little extra damage [Music] i didn't know you take extra damage when you're well uh your 25 subs 35 take it or leave it wait hold on a minute 35 like right now like start over double or nothing you got it let's go 50 subs double or nothing let's do it one floor number one here we go double or nothing floor one slimy ooh slime everyone gets covered in slime no don't slimy get slimed bitch okay i don't even know what like right now like that didn't do anything to me that doesn't get you closer to the 50 community subs but that's that person was just so ready to say that like yeah fuck this guy that doesn't help us oh well whatever still get slimed what are these ask the trail fire truck transportation barrier i don't know what these are i could get through a safe space a safe place safe this is not safe that's not safe that's not safe that's not safe so now we're gonna do is i'm gonna change something here i'm gonna give you guys one more chance i'm turning the time between votes down to 10 seconds and i'm taking the vote time to 10 seconds i have to just leave very very quickly go go go go go this by the way this is for a hundred community subs uh oh no no no no no no no no no okay um i think i'm doing okay sniper oh no i gotta give 12.5 communities let's just round it up to 15 so it's easier no no all right that's it i'm done here i'm going to give 20 community subs right now now i just gave 20. what if we 50x that this is no longer even a noisy stream anymore this is just gambling for community subs on random shit that i've it's this is not even i'm not even playing the game anymore okay okay what's happening why what's what's happening what is shooting out of me this is bad [Music] i know i never agreed to that i said imagine i said we were done with the betting that's 5 000. yeah i said what if we i said what if we 50 times that i didn't say this is 50 times in it if i do not make it down this shoot right here and live to tell the tale then i will give 500 000 community subs okay imagine i went right into lava okay if i do not direct hit the next enemy if i don't hit the next enemy directly then i will get 500 million community subs by the way i didn't fire a shot yet i just want everyone to be very clear about this i did not even fire a shot i said the next enemy the next enemy that i fire at i didn't say it had to be a lie i didn't say when i just said the next shot the next enemy i didn't fire a shot i i did not say i have to do it in this life this is the next enemy that i shoot at i have to hit 500 million community subs how much money is that actually though like how much actually is that [Music] it's two and a half billion dollars but i forgot to say after that that community subs in germa land it's a new game that i have coming out soon it's a new game where we sit here and we pretend that we're all part of a giant world and i give two and a community sub in german world is a one quarter of a tenth of a quarter of one tenth of one quarter of one cent so if you do the math out in this new journal land i forgot to add that to the end of that 2.5 billion dollars i was thinking i had even oh that's so fucking funny i was so scared streamer owes chat two and a half billion dollars no but i forgot to put the amen the the the amendm there that this is where in the german 985 fund land and on germa fund land every uh dollar is worth a quarter of a tenth of a cent of a penny of a quarter of a penny of a quarter of a cent so i mean where it's kind of like when you're on the moon imagine if like all right we like i'm obviously we're making i hey but wait a second hold on a minute folks hold on just a minute folks wait just a second here i did say that all the bets were over and there was no more betting and this was all just for fun i said there was no more bets i said that i said it was over we're not doing bets anymore so that was a fun one that was a joke one i did say that beforehand i did say i did say all right we're not doing betting anymore no more bets and then i said oh 500 million subs right like that was a joke it was it was like joking funny land [Music] semantics andy no i did say i said bets are over we're not doing bets anymore and then i made like a joke like a comedy thing imagine losing a imagine losing a two and a half billion dollar bet with your chat oh my fucking chest is killing me okay look obviously this is like just a joke right like it's just for fun but if i did if i gave 500 million community subs that would mean that each one of you would have would get us would get like there's 8 700 people here if each one of you got an equal portion of that like each one of you would be getting like like 650 000 subs worth of time on the channel and here's the worst part about that it had to be the bouncy one if you watched that clip it literally bounced if we were in a tiny corridor and it bounced around the guy a hundred times what are you guys thinking one fourth no no you didn't listen closely [Laughter] no you didn't listen close enough that's not what this is you didn't listen close one-fourth of one-tenth is 15 625 dollars no i said you didn't hear me you misheard me i'm crying right now you miss harvey i said one fourth of one quarter of one tenth of one quarter one tenth of a frog in the log in the vlog of the spay at the bottom of the sea how much is a frog in the log on the bottom of the c that's the part that you're not calculating the frog on the log of the bottom of the sea is like a dollar oh my fucking back hurts right now from laughing at this stop i don't i don't need to see the math reminder i don't know why this is so funny to me because like i'm just thinking if like somebody like i'm just thinking if somebody really like actually made that oh oh this is killing me oh okay i have to stop i gotta i gotta go i think i actually have to what does this have to do with anything seriously what does this have to do with anything what does this have to do with anything [Music] what does this have to do with anything does this have to do with anything oh what does it have to do with money what is that your opportunity to link that oh my god determination five this is the legal community subs claim court and we are contacting you to notify that you currently owe 499 million 950 community subscriptions to chat of german 985. if this debt is not rectified you may be subject to which twitch community arrest please contact us the irs okay i have to get out of here i'm going to die if i don't leave i'm going to actually die if i don't get out of here why this the guy from breaking bad this is hank schroeder from breaking bad i don't understand who is this what is his name oh their their mineral check i've i've lost my fucking mind i have to i have to leave i'm gonna be i'm gonna die on camera how much is a frog typical's cost frogs come in a variety of species most common pet frogs cost under ten dollars well the rare frogs are up to ninety dollars i'm stunned i'm over it's over like i'll see you tomorrow i'll see you later uh it's it's that's i've i've been i've been i've been slayed i've been slayed i've been absolutely slave let me say just one thing real quickly that joe biden he took the presidency and he's going to be lead us hopefully in a good direction oh you know the worst part about i mean obviously it was like it's a joke right obviously but god damn it every time i give community subs now for the rest of the time that i'm on twitch for the rest of the time you know that people are gonna be keeping a counter going and saying that okay dad oh wow you gave a hundred community subs dude nice now you owe 499 million eight hundred thousand and five it's gonna be like that forever isn't it it is oh god damn it what have i done to myself you

Channel: 2ndJerma

Views: 704,265

Keywords: jerma, jerma985, stream, highlight, noita, jerma debt clock, debt clock

Id: 6zOiCpzjweU

Length: 36min 41sec (2201 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 19 2020