- [Narrator] Ah, wish.com. The online marketplace where you can buy just about anything. And I mean anything. The main draw of this site
is that you can buy quirky, ridiculous items for super low prices. But you get what you pay for. Trust me, in part one of this series, I found that out the hard way. From $4 medicine balls made
from mystery materials, to $2 terrible resin teeth. (narrator groans) I swore never again. But you guys found a lot of
fun in my learning curve, so just for you, I went back to wish.com and ordered even more of the
craziest stuff I could find so that you don't have to waste your money figuring out if it's any good. Let's see if any of it holds up... Or kills me. Whichever comes first. (characters zooming) Feature fashion. All right, let's fire up
wish.com, type in the word weird, and see what comes... wow. That didn't take long at all. So these are earrings, at
least I assume they are, from the fact the use the
word earring four times in the product title. Designed to look like
fleshy, dangling human feet, or stud ears. And for $4, what a horrifying bargain. So I hit buy on the dangling feet version, and a mere three weeks later
a surprisingly small package arrived at my door. At first I thought it was
something else I'd ordered, but no. This is what I got. Remarkably tiny, metal studs of ears. Wait, did my order get mixed up? I checked the description
back to make sure that I wasn't having a stroke, and I honestly don't think
this seller has any idea what they're selling. The earrings are apparently gold? Their style is a travel souvenir. And they say it's applicable to gift them as employee benefits? Considering how confusing
this seller's description is, I'm surprised I got anything at all. Verdict? Do not buy
these for your employees. (transition zapping) Lobster sliders. Now in part one, you might recall I bought some fish slippers that I tried and failed to fit on my massive feet. Well, it takes more than
one bad slipper experience to deter me, friends, because
I found lobster slippers. Now, I wasn't too sure about this, because despite saying
they're for men and women in the product title,
the majority of the sizes say children next to them. But then I saw a few
larger sizes for adults, so I ordered the largest
size they had available. It was only after I'd
spent $20 on these things that I looked at the seller's name, and realized from the keyboard mash of letters they'd put in, that this purchase was probably a mistake. But when my lobsters finally arrived, they looked pretty much like the picture. Then I tried them on and... yeah. I mean, I know I have big feet, but this is ridiculous. These are kid sliders. Well, I did manage to
get my hands in them. Maybe I can walk around in
them in an eternal handstand? Or use them as the world's worst gloves? (narrator sighs) Will I ever get a set of
seafood themed sliders that fit my feet from Wish? I guess we'll find out in part three. Verdict? Crustacean frustration. (transition zapping) Winner winner, chicken dinner. I love a good novelty cushion, so when I stumbled across
this listing selling giant, delicious-looking chicken-shaped pillows, I nearly threw my credit
card at the screen. I was hungry and sleepy
just looking at them. So I checked all the measurements, and decided to order a
number two and a number 10, promising me two, 70
centimeter chicken leg pillows, about 27 inches long each. That's one big chicken. Well, for $40 all up, it had better be. Oh, oh, I got got. I got got good. They both arrived barely
20 centimeters long. I mean, look, they barely
have the same length as my hand. What comfort are these
meant to provide my behind? They're barely enough
to support one cheek. I mean, this lady is having a lovely nap on her promised pillows, but I can't even fit my elbow
on the ones they delivered. Verdict? KFD, Kentucky
Fried Disappointment. (transition zapping) Hermit hell. A little while ago, I was on Etsy when I came across this abomination. A handmade, creepy, realistic finger-hermit crab ornament for 60 bucks. Perfect for the horror lover in your life. Now, I did my best to
forget all about this, until, as I was browsing through Wish, I found the same product that
was using identical images from Etsy and was trying to
pass them off as their own. But this hideous hermit
crab was only listed at $10. The description even reads, "Each one is hand painted and
finished to great realism". Obviously, I had to see
if what Wish delivered lived up to the clearly
stolen photo promises. And somehow they made the thing worse. The cheap material makes it look like some cheap, plastic sausages sticking out of a stale croissant. The bad paint job leaves it
looking more tacky than scary. There's no way this thing
has ever seen a human hand, let alone been hand-painted. Verdict? The only realism
here is real disappointment. (transition zapping) Super scissors. Now, maybe I'm old fashioned, but I assumed all scissors
had just one set of blades. One attached to each handle. However, from Wish.com I've
learned herb scissors exist. Like normal scissors, but
with five sets of blades instead of one. More slice for the price. Obviously, I wanted to see how effective all those blades would be, so I ordered a pair of the 19 centimeter, some 7 1/2 inches long,
Super Scissors for 12 bucks. What I received instead,
however, was a child-sized set of scissors with only three
sets of blades on them. I mean, just look at this, they're tiny. I could barely fit my
massive hands in the holes. But when I tested them
on a piece of cardboard, they cut pretty well. Now, I'm not sure I have
any child-sized herbs they'll be useful for cutting, at least, no more than a
regular pair of scissors. Verdict? I guess it is
a small world after all. (transition zapping) Boo-Tea. I love a good, well-brewed cup of tea. The way I go about it,
you'd think I was British. You know what I also love? Poop jokes. Not together, though. Poop tea? That'd really put
you off your, ah, damn it. Yep. That's a butt and
poop themed tea strainer. Human ingenuity will
never cease to amaze me. (narrator groans) So obviously, I bought it. As promised in the description, the entire thing is made of silicone. The butt slips into the lip of the mug, while the poop strainer is
suspended below it in the water, diffusing the tea placed inside it. For what it's worth, the
strainer did do a decent job of diffusing the tea. The only problem was when I
went to remove the strainer, it looked like I was
plucking a big shiny turd out of my mug. Verdict? - It's a bit nutty. (transition zapping) - [Narrator] Slime to shine. Slime is such a weirdly satisfying thing, and if it's the right consistency, it can actually be useful
too, according to Wish. The glue base that makes up the slime can stick to small debris like dust, and because it's super malleable, it can get into hard-to-reach places. Plus, Wish claims their slime
doesn't stick to your hands, while sticking gray. And also, it can clean
a lot of digital water that is afraid of water. To figure out what the heck
this product actually is, I bought three of them. You know, for 10 bucks, I
was kinda expecting more than palm-sized pods, but
let's see if they clean as well as they claim. I put it to the test against
some soil on a plate, just so we could see how much
muck it really picked up. It did okay. It got the majority of the mess, but it takes a lot of rolling around to really get it all up. It kinda looks like Flubber
throwing down some dance moves. The only issue was once it was soiled, the slime itself was impossible to clean. And so it ended up in the
trash after just one use. Verdict? One non-recyclable slimy waste. (transition zapping) Face reveal. Now, as you all know, I'm not
a big fan of showing my face. Trust me, you guys aren't ready for that. I wear hoods, facemasks, dark glasses. But thanks to Wish, there's
now a product that does it all. This full-face visor. Promising a weirdly featureless visage that reflects absolutely everything, like a big fisheye mirror
attached to your face. I ordered one for a
respectable seven bucks. After a few weeks, it arrived with all the components detached. The arms and nose bridge
needed to be clipped in, but are you ready to see what
it looks like on my face? Hey, looking good. Can't wait to see all
the comments below like, "O-M-G, a hair reveal." I was really surprised by how lightweight, colorful, and reflective it was, as you can see by the full view of my humble recording
setup being reflected. Oh man, why do my ears
look so weird on camera? At least the visor is pretty cool. Verdict? Four thumbs up from me. (transition zapping) Ear we go. If there's one thing you
shouldn't buy from Wish.com, it's tech that looks too good to be true. Multiple investigations
have found counterfeit, illegal, and unsafe products
prone to catching fire sold all over the site. Which is why, when I came
across a super tiny 1080P camera designed to go inside your
body for just three bucks, I had to get it. Good quality endoscopy cameras like this are usually about $50,
so one for just three, sounds hella dangerous. But if I'm gonna risk
my safety for a video, then it's going to be in
the weirdest way possible while getting some super strange footage. Now, the camera arrived
looking vastly different to the pictures on the website. It was significantly smaller to whatever this lady was holding, and resembled more of a
small straw than a camera. But after plugging it into
my phone, the six tiny LEDs on the end lit up, the camera connected, and I decided to go on a
bit of a tour of my bod. I won't lie, I did not feel
comfortable shoving this thing too far into my ear, as it's
pretty difficult to gauge just how far in it's getting, and there is nothing attached
to stop it going too far. But what about the footage it captured? Oh, that's a lot of hair. At least, I think it's hair. The 1080P quality seems
to be missing the 10. It looks like I filmed this on a toaster. Well, for three bucks, I'm kinda
surprised it worked at all. Verdict? Not bad for a light up straw. (transition zapping) Sus camera. Okay, the last time I bought
a spy camera from Wish, it did not end well. Did I learn my lesson? (laughs) Absolutely not. Instead, while I was
scrolling through the site, this $5 Spy Pen cropped up, promising both video and audio recording all inside a super covert looking pen. Obviously, wanting to live
out my James Bond fantasy, I wasted no time hitting that buy button. And when it arrived,
boy was I underwhelmed. Despite looking like something James Bond might use in the pictures, it felt more like Johnny English. Made entirely of plastic,
it was super thick, felt horrible, and was
difficult to unscrew. But it did contain a microSD
card slot and a charging port. So I put my own microSD
card in and charged it for a good hour or so. While I was waiting, I
tested out the pen portion on my instruction manual,
which was entirely in Chinese, just in case someone were to call me out on using this overtly
thick pen for surveillance. And hey, the retractable
rollerball nib did work. Shame the same couldn't be said for the actual camera, though. I did everything the product
description told me to, and no matter how many times I tried, the microSD card captured nothing. No video, no audio, nothing at all. Confused, I took another look
at the product description, and realized that maybe the
problem wasn't me, but the pen. Because this thing only works on a Windows '98, 2000,
XP, or Vista system. These are so old they're
not even supported by Microsoft anymore. (groans) I give up. Verdict? Disappointed, but
yet again, not surprised. (transition zapping) Manly manicure. While a lot of the products you'll see scrolling through Wish
look pretty intuitive, there are some that you might
need a hand understanding. Quite specifically, this one. No, it's not a Halloween decoration. This is a realistic nail art training hand on a bendable mount, designed to help nail
technicians practice their craft without ruining their client's nails. Now, some models look more
realistic than others, however this one was a whopping $60. Obviously, I decided to shell out to see how realistic it was. I ordered a right-hand number six. But this is what I got. Well, it was not that. Whose skin color is this
meant to be representing? The Pink Panther? Nevertheless, I unpacked it, clamped it on to the table, and gave it a quick high five test, and began my venture into
a backup career path. There we go. Small, smooth strokes. Getting right up into that cuticle area. Really packing all that polish in. Wow, I am basically the
Bob Boss of nail art. Wait, what? You're meant to put fake
nails onto the fingers before you start painting? Well, sadly, the main mount of this thing has the structural integrity of custard, and flops over at the slightest touch. There's also nothing in the wrist section, and it folds over if you so
much as look at it funny. So it was polish on bare
nail beds or nothing. That'll be $200 please, babe. Verdict? If you see one of these in
your local nail salon, run. (transition zapping) Mini manly manicure. Now, Wish will suggest you
products based on stuff you've already looked at. And because I'd made the mistake of buying the manicure hand, I got suggested these utter nightmares. Fake finger models, again,
for practicing nail art. As deranged as they look,
I bought five for $3 just to see if they'd
be as bad as the hand. And actually, they kinda surprised me. Unlike the hand, they arrived the same color
and style I'd ordered, and were all pretty uniform. Definitely more realistic than the hand. Well, let's test out my nail polish application ability again. Oh, stunning. Gorgeous. That color really
complements your... knuckles. Well, despite being creepy, I'd say these are 100
times better than the hand. Plus, you can reuse them
as Halloween decorations. Verdict? Fantastic fake fingers. (transition zapping) Porcelain glow. Sometimes I think I should
be smarter with my money and buy only the essentials. But about 10 seconds
after that resolution, I'll get distracted by something
like a motion-activated, color-changing toilet bowl light. Do I need my toilet to look like a portal
to another dimension? No. But for $4, do I want it to? (laughs) More than life itself. Like most Wish items, it
arrived after several weeks, and looked almost exactly
like the pictures described. One long arm with a bendable wire to hook it onto the toilet bowl, connected to a motion
sensor and a battery pack. I clipped it on the nearest
toilet I could find, turned it on, flipped off the lights, and oh, it's perfect. Portal potty success. Looks a bit weird when you
sit on it in the dark, though. Kinda feels like I'm about to send a poop into another dimension. But for four bucks, this
little light does exactly what it says on the website. Verdict? Flush, sorry, flashy. (transition zapping) Green Suits Me. When you go to a costume party, you want to go as
something people recognize, like a pirate, or a superhero, or if you shop on Wish, a big inflatable green man. Not entirely sure what the reference I'm clearly missing here is, but it's time to get in the party spirit by buying this green
blimp costume for $60? Okay, this had better be worth it. After a few weeks, the suit
arrived complete with a hood, gloves, socks, and a cheap,
plastic attachable fan. The material felt like
an active fire hazard, and it wasn't what I'd
consider $60 worth of costume. But I decided to try it on, albeit away from open flames. I didn't want this to turn into a Hindenburg re-enactment. And hey, the socks even
fit my massive feet. Bonus. No problems with the gloves either. Finally, clothing items from
Wish that actually fit me. Just got to get the hood on, and voila. $60 worth of nightmare fuel. All that's left to do is
insert the fan in the side hole and hit that on button. Here we go, moment of truth. (playful music) (narrator laughs) I look like Shrek's disfigured son. As long as the fan is
in place and set to on, the thing doesn't deflate, no matter what position you're in. Oh yes, think I just found
a new profile picture. Verdict? Worth all the green. (transition zapping) Intruder alert. Like most people, I'm scared of intruders breaking into my home. But professional home security
systems don't come cheap, unless you're looking on Wish. Advertised as an Infrared
Burglar Alarm System, this thing had no description
attached to it whatsoever. Just a few images of
two big egg-like things seemingly sending an
infrared beam to one another, which, somehow, catches a burglar. It also claims in the images
that the eggs are anti-rain, anti-fog, anti-dust, anti-worm? What do worms have anything
to do with home security? Well, I was about to find out, for a suspiciously cheap $8. Well, it turns out I was
right to have my reservations. I received a box with the
two infrared eggs in it and a completely confusing user's guide. But here's the thing. They didn't come with
any way to power them. No battery compartment, no wires, nothing. The circuitry inside the eggs seemed like it might have worked, but aside from some screws and inexplicably two black
elastics it came with, there was nothing. A look back at the review section showed a lot of people had, like
me, bought their eggs assuming they'd come
with a way to power them. You know, like most tech does. Well, that's what I get for not looking at the reviews first. Verdict? Looks like I'm
getting robbed tonight. (transition zapping) Give it the finger. Do you, like me, have feeble fingers? Scrawny forearms? Weak wrists? This is not a question I ever thought I'd find myself asking, but because Wish offers a weirdly Hand Grip Finger Strength
Exercise Gripper Forearm Health Builder Strength Finger Grip Arm Muscle Builder Wrist
Trainer, (inhales deeply) I had to ask. Well, for $2, time to get my
little lower arms super jacked. It arrived looking, and feeling, like an overly complicated elastic band. But I put it on anyway and
got to training, I guess. You can definitely feel it
doing something in your hand. The only problem is that if
you need to use said hand for something quickly,
it's fiddly to take it off and put it on again. Now, for me, it's a little
more hassle than it's worth, but for two bucks, I'm not mad at it. Verdict? My wrists remain
limp for another day. (transition zapping) Juicy, juicy melons. Is there anything more
refreshing in the summertime than a slice of watermelon? Well, according to Wish, there is. And all you need to do
is turn your watermelon into its own keg. Okay, the images of this thing in action look like they've been
photoshopped beyond belief, and what's more is that it says it can be used on pumpkins too. Well, for $4 I had to put it to the test. Now, I have to say, when
it arrived I was shocked, because I did something I've never done with a Wish product before. I recognized the brand. PROfreshionals. These guys do a range of cooking utensils. Was Wish mimicking their entire
brand to sell knock offs? Well, honestly, I don't think they were. The construction of
all the components here was really sturdy. So I decided to follow the instructions and hollow out my melon. Once a husk of the fruit it once was, I then screwed in the three red knobs so it could stand on its own
and pierced it with the tap. I had to place the tap towards the bottom so that the juice would flow out, but the tap itself was huge. Way bigger than my minuscule melon. Nevertheless, I persevered, and soon had a fully
constructed watermelon tap. Then it was time to
blend up my melon pulp, pour it back in, and let her rip. Huzzah, a whole half cup of slightly warm watermelon juice. Not exactly the faucet of power the photoshopped images promised,
but better than nothing. Verdict? This might actually be the
genuine product and not a fake. Huh. Well, there's a first. (transition zapping) Finger fail. I love a good magic
trick, and if you do too, then stay away from
this next Wish product. I was reeled in by the
promise of having my fingers look like they were on fire. But these horrible photoshopped flames should have been my first warning. Nevertheless, here we
are a whole $5 later. Now, the packaging for
this was my favorite part of the entire product, purely
for the messages on the back which reassured me each item
is the result of efforts and wisdom, and that they
wish me a bright performer. Ah, bad English straight out of the gate. You love to see it. Well, let's get the
instructions out and... Oh, it's all in Chinese. We
should have seen that coming. Well, it's only strapping tiny
flammable devices to my hand. How dangerous could it possibly be? After sliding what looked like a few wicks attached to metal guard plates
onto the tops of my fingers, which kept sliding off because
the fit was really loose, I was ready to light 'em
up and do some magic. Yeah, right. This product is insanely dangerous. The design quality is poor, they fall off at the slightest rotation, and to add the cherry on
top, they don't even work. The wick these things
come with doesn't burn. It just smolders and
smells faintly of plastic. Verdict? You're fired. (transition zapping) You care, eye care. After my last trip to the optometrist, my eye doctor gave me some
hints for good eye care, like not wearing my contact
lenses for too long, and taking breaks from screen use. Know what she didn't tell me to do? Buy an Electric Eye Care
Massager from Wish for $10. And yet, now I own one, because
I am all about eye care. Are those vibrating arms? Well, this guy seems to be having the time of his life with them on. Now it's my turn. Okay, my first impressions,
let me tell you, these things do not feel good. They're made of a cheap, plastic material that I do not want to put on my face. But this one's for you guys, so I put some batteries in it, hit the on button and... (object buzzing) Okay. Entirely random vibrational pulses. Great. After this terrifying development, let's put this on my face. Gonna turn it on and... no. No, I hate this. Somehow it's making my teeth chatter while it's massaging my nose and cheeks. Literally everywhere except my eye region. I'm more stressed in this thing than I was before I put it on. Verdict? I suggest rebranding
this as a nose massager. (transition zapping) Creepy candle. Now, I have a pretty
gross confession to make. I get real nasty earwax build ups. Yeah, why do you think I was
so keen on the ear camera? It's caused me problems from time to time, but no matter how bad it's gotten, I've never considered putting
a wax-coated tube in my ear and setting it on fire. But thanks to Wish, this is now an option. Okay, technically, this is a
practice called ear candling, a treatment that's been
credited with everything from removing earwax to curing cancer. Yeah, seems legit. It works by lighting
one end of the candle, placing the other end in the ear canal, and the rest is unclear. Multiple scientific studies have proved there is literally no benefit
for using one of these. They don't do anything, aside from pose an immediate fire risk to the side of your head. So when I saw the description
of this Wish product promised that this ear candle could alleviate chronic
headaches, allergies, vertigo, and remove my earwax, all for $5, I had to test it out. Well, I certainly got a lot of orange tubes for my buck. Now, the description said
these were made of wax and the wonderfully
vague, natural material. They felt very hard and solid, but I assumed that must be the wax. So imagine my surprise
when my friend helped me put this thing in my ear, lit it, and then the undeniable
smell of burning plastic filled the room. And that was probably the point where we should have stopped, but it wasn't until smoke
started coming out of the end and I felt something fall into my ear that we decided it was
definitely not going to end well. Verdict? Who knew lighting naked
flames fueled by plastic near your face was a bad idea? Well, that's a lot of money
I'm never seeing again. Have you ever bought any
of these items off Wish? And if you enjoyed this
and want a part three, let me know down below. As always, thanks for watching. (bright upbeat music)
