[auctioneer chant]
Can I get 50? 50 bucks! [auctioneer chant] 50?
60? What? Futon. Futon, baby. Gross. Don't punk out, Kenny. Go for it. [auctioneer chant]
Kenny's in now. Good. Let him have it. 70? Can I get 70?
70? 60. 70. Kenny, you'd better go. 70 now.
70 now. Yep! 80. You [bleep] break my
damn shoulder, fool. And 90 now. 90. And 100, 90 and 100, 90 and 100. And 90, now $100-- 100 bucks! [auctioneer chant] Oh, my god. [auctioneer chant] 120. And 120-- Have you lost your mind? Babe, trust me. 1, 2, 130-- 120, 130? I got 130. Now can I get 140? I'm on 40. 40, I got 40. Can I get 150? And 100-- How far are you
going on that crap? I have no idea. I have no idea. Oh, my god. And 150. Wanna be 150? And 140-- 150? Sold it to you, $140. Oh, my god. Jarrod got it for $140. You got the beer bucket. You got the futon, and
they got the party sounds. That's all you need. We could probably get
50 bucks for this. What are these? Those are aluminum. Those are probably
worth, like, 10 bucks. Pristine condition here. A little bit of patina on
the fabric here, on the felt. Ugh. What about the wine fridge? That's 25 bucks for sure. This is all clothes, too. [rattling] What is that? It's for mixing drinks. Yeah, it is. We should get a drink. Look at this. A flask. Way bigger than that
other one you have. Anything in there? Empty? I told you it was
going to be a party unit. Party unit? Feels more like a hangover. Are you trying not to
use your hands today? Well, it's-- I don't have any gloves. Hey! Wait. Hold on a minute here. Look at this. It's all drinks. Oh, yeah. Cocktails, huh? Yeah. Water, French
vermouth, tanqueray. 1929, huh? These are really old. I bet we can get a couple
of bucks for these. If this book isn't
worth anything, I'm going to need a cocktail. Wherever we get
them checked out is probably going to be a bar,
so you know I'm in on that. Is this really necessary? A driver? You know what? I want to be safe. Since we're going to a
bar, we're probably going to have a couple of drinks. I just figured I'd
arrange a driver. And I felt like that was
the smart thing to do. Right, Kenny? You're damn right it was. [laughter] All right, Kenny. Park the car and
meet us in the bar. All right, now. I've got another
surprise for Brandi. Hi. This isn't your average bar. Where are we going? Shh. [buzzer] OK, Superman. Password. Dolores. Dolores? Come on. We're in. Well, since you're
Brandi, I'm going to give you the brandy cocktail. Thank you. It's called the Monte Cristo. Chug it. Jarrod, I'm going to make you
something very similar to hers. It's called the Thistle. Let me see this. All right. What is in the Thistle? This'll fix you up, all right. [laughter] If you look at the recipe,
it says two parts scotch. OK. 1/3 sweet vermouth. And a dash of bitters. Exactly. And here you go, sir,
a dash of bitters. I gave it to you because
you seem like a bitter guy. How is it? Good? Not good. [laughs] Anyways-- Some cool bar tools here. Yeah. They're exactly what you would
expect to find in a bar kit. OK. This actually probably
isn't old at all. And these portable shot
glasses are companions to that. The gem, though, is this guy. It was written in the
middle of Prohibition, when you couldn't buy alcohol. It's a piece of history
from an era that should have never happened in America. And this was literally
a social protest against that experiment. But one of the
other things he did is he put little quips and jokes
at the bottom of every page. We noticed that. "Some fellows
drink just to forget, others to remember, while some
drink for no reason at all from December to November." [laughter] So you have all kinds
of interesting things. These tools-- not worth a lot. So 10, 15 bucks. But this guy is rare. It's so hard to find. And it's in such good condition,
and it's a really good book. The dust cover is fantastic. The spine is fantastic. And for a book from 1929, that's
pretty doggone impressive. So you could probably get-- $1,200. [ding] Are you kidding me? Oh, my god. A round of drinks! I always knew partying
was going to pay off. Cheers to that. Woo! Oh, we forgot about Kenny.
